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July 26, 2026 (2:30 pm) – July 26, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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August 2, 2026 (2:30 pm) – August 2, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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Hello everyone. Hairless Hero here, your trusty scribe. I hope you’ve been enjoying your weekly dose of Hash Trash infotainment. Four months of wild and wacky stories already done and dusted! Anyway, there’s a break from fiction this week. This week’s hare got in touch with an official statement. Therefore, instead of Hash Trash we have an official, legally binding announcement from Holy Piss himself: *** While scouting this week’s run, I, Holy Piss, was attacked by several feral dogs. There was a big yellow one that took a bite out of my shorts, a black tugou who knocked me to the ground, and a stray Weimaraner with a bad case of mange who bit my arm before I had the chance to get up. I am a caring, responsible hare. There was no way I’d let my darling daughter Second Cumming cohare on dog-ridden trails. The thought of all you hashers getting mauled struck fear into my heart. 大家好，我是你們可靠的作者 Hairless Hero。 希望你們都有好好享受每週的捷兔週報娛樂大餐。 四個月的荒唐故事，一路亂七八糟寫到現在，也算功德圓滿了！ 不過本週—— 我們先暫停胡扯。 因為本週的兔子發來了一份正式聲明。 所以這次沒有捷兔娛樂週報， 改由 Holy Piss 本人親自發表的官方、具法律效力的公告： 在勘察本週路線時， 我——Holy Piss—— 遭到多隻野狗攻擊。 有一隻大黃狗咬破了我的短褲， 一隻黑色土狗把我撲倒在地， 還有一隻嚴重皮膚病的流浪威瑪犬，趁我還沒爬起來就咬了我的手臂。 我是一個有責任感、有愛心的兔子。 我絕不可能讓我心愛的女兒 Second Cumming 在滿是狗的路上當副兔。 更別說讓你們這群捷兔跑者們被狗群圍攻—— 光想到我就心驚膽跳。 I took decisive action. Armed with a string of sausages and a whole lot of heart (pig heart to be precise), I have personally rounded up and rehoused all dogs from this trail. Once I completed this mammoth task, I hand-collected several liters of hasher piss from the AIR and ANT party buses, and used it to mark the territory of this week’s trail, deterring any new dogs that might otherwise have moved in. Therefore, I officially and unequivocally declare this week’s run DOG FREE. 所以——我採取了果斷行動。 我帶著一串香腸， 還有滿滿的決心（以及豬心，字面上的那種）， 親自把這條路線上所有的狗—— 全部抓走、安置、清空。 完成這項浩大工程後， 我還親手從全島跑和螞蟻特跑的派對巴士收集了數公升的捷兔跑者們的尿液，用來標記本週路線的地盤，徹底嚇阻任何想搬進來的新狗。 因此—— 我在此正式且明確地宣告： 本週路線：完全無狗。 You have my word. In fact, if anybody has any remotely negative dog experiences this Sunday, including from other hashers’ dogs, I submit not only myself, but also my daughter and Hash Trash translator, Second Cumming, to public retribution and humiliation during Down Downs. Our names contain ‘Piss’ and ‘Cumming’. I’m sure you could think of something horrible and dog-related. No dogs. This is a solemn vow from me, Holy Piss. 我用人格保證。 如果這週日有任何人遇到任何狗相關的不愉快—— （包括其他捷兔跑者們帶來的狗） 那麼我不只願意接受懲罰， 還會連同我的女兒、也是捷兔週報的翻譯Second Cumming 一起接受噹噹的公開報復與羞辱。 畢竟我們的名字裡有「Piss」和「Cumming」。 我相信你們一定想得到一些又狗又可怕的玩法。 「沒有狗！！」 這是我，Holy Piss，的莊嚴承諾。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Holy Piss Cohare 副兔: Second Cumming ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 50 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 10 May 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 公正福德宮 https://maps.app.goo.gl/epA6HxwqYK4Y5SBq9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the metro to Zhongyi then walk to the run start 捷運忠義站然後走到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 老湖南館 Laohunan Fish Restaurant https://maps.app.goo.gl/F2bAfd9wfEFqUcm96

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May 10, 2026 (2:30 pm) – May 10, 2026 (12:47 pm)

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Important Note: You will need to have NT30 cash in order to access a private section and finish the trail. No coin, no glory, and a long shameful walk back to the start. 重要公告：你必須準備 30 元現金，才能進入私人領域並完成今天的路線。沒零錢，就沒榮耀。還得完成一長段羞恥之路才能回起點。 Praying For Man Tits woke to the unbearable sound of his ringtone. The first thing he noticed was that he was slumped in his armchair, wearing only a sombrero and a gun holster. The second thing he noticed was that everything hurt. RING RING! RING RING! “BLUEGHHHHHH!” He groaned to his feet searched the shameful miscellanea of the previous night. Empty, fag-ended bottles of rum huddled on the coffee table. Cocaine Hippo lay spreadeagle on the rug, dressed as a luchador. A lipsticked labradoodle whimpered behind an upturned cheese plant. Praying For Man Tits 被刺耳的手機鈴聲硬生生吵醒。 他第一個注意到的是—— 自己癱在扶手椅上，身上只穿著一頂墨西哥寬邊帽和槍套。 第二個注意到的是——全身都他媽痛。 鈴鈴鈴！鈴鈴鈴！ 「嗚噁噁噁啊啊啊……」 他呻吟著站起來，開始翻找昨晚留下的羞恥殘局。 咖啡桌上擠滿了喝空、還插著菸屁股的蘭姆酒瓶。 Cocaine Hippo 大字型攤在地毯上，穿著摔角裝。 一隻塗著口紅的拉布拉多犬，躲在翻倒的龜背芋後面發出哀鳴。 RING RING! RING RI… “FUCKFUCKINGFUCKMYFUCKINGHEAD!” He picked up his pants and fumbled the pockets. Man Tits’ Charizard wall clock announced it was 10am. This was good. He had time to sober up before running another arduous Short at Taiwan Hash. His hand grasped his phone. He threw down the pants, mashed the keypad, and put it to his head. “FUCK. WHAT? HELLO?” He smelt his fingers and winced. “Why Hold Out? You’re the Kaohsiung Hash GM, right?” A pause. “Joint run? Between Kaohsiung Hash and Taiwan Hash? Sure. Do I need to do anything? Say no…Uhuh… A flour mule you say?” 鈴鈴鈴！鈴鈴—— 「幹你媽的幹幹幹我的頭啊啊啊！」 他抓起褲子，慌亂翻口袋。 牆上的噴火龍造型時鐘顯示現在是早上十點。 這很好。 代表他還有時間醒酒， 趕去台灣健龍再跑一次艱辛的短路線。 終於摸到手機。 他把褲子一甩，亂按按鍵，直接貼到耳邊。 「幹。啥？喂？」 他聞了聞自己的手指，皺起眉頭。 「Why Hold Out？你是高雄捷兔的會長對吧？」 （停頓） 「聯合跑？高雄捷兔跟台灣健龍？當然可以。 我需要做什麼？最好是不用……嗯哼……你說要一頭麵粉驢？」 He kicked Cocaine Hippo in the ribs until the eyes behind his glittered mask squinted open. “Ey, hipopótamo! Tu es un… burro de… flour! Comprendé?” Man Tits hissed. “No comprendo!” cried the Hippo. He covered his face with his golden cape. “Yeah, yeah he’ll be there. What time?” Man Tits listened. His face fell. “11am??? In Xindian??? Fuck! But other people will do my job for me? I’m in. See you there!” Man Tits hung up and looked back at the clock. “Okay, I guess we’ve got 30 minutes to kill before we leave… Donde es los labradoodle?” 他走過去，對著 Cocaine Hippo 肋骨猛踹幾腳。 面具後的眼睛終於瞇開。 「欸！Hippo！你是一隻……麵粉……驢子！懂嗎？」 Man Tits 壓低聲音嘶吼。 「蛤？什麼意思我不懂！」Hippo 哀號。 用金色披風把臉蓋住。 「對對對，他會去。幾點？」 Man Tits 聽著電話，臉色瞬間垮掉。 「11 點？？？在新店？？？幹！但其他人會幫我做會長的工作？我去。到時見！」 他掛掉電話，轉頭看向時鐘。 「好吧……那我們出門前大概還有 30 分鐘能殺時間……」 「那隻拉布拉多在哪？」 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Seldom Cums Cohares 副兔: TTT, Cocaine Hippo ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 6 km + Elevation/爬升: ?? m L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 3 May 2026 Time: Hares off at 11:00 兔子十一點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Bitan East Bank Parking Lot 碧潭東岸停車場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/dExteHT3oPexyycL9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Xindian then walk to the Run Start 捷運新店站然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBD

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May 3, 2026 (11:00 am) – May 3, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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TwH³ #2655 – The 2026 Spring Looooooooooooong Run 2026春天超超超超超超長跑 Maple Semen sat atop a rocky outcrop of Mount Guanyin. Poised and erect in full lotus position, a casual observer might have thought he was carved from the very stone his muscular buttocks rested on. It had been more than two days since he began his meditation. His lips were dry and cracked. Leaves gathered in the motionless furrows of his limbs. The golden sun rose over Tamsui harbor. He meditated upon the 100 Baiyue of Formosa, which legend says he not only climbed but created, when he landed a parachute jump too hard. His astrally projected consciousness soared to Taroko Gorge, which elders say formed underneath him and All Night Fuck during a marathon lovemaking session. Maple Semen 盤坐在觀音山一塊突出的岩石上。 全身挺直、穩如磐石地維持著蓮花坐姿， 旁人若遠遠看去，甚至會以為他是直接從岩石中雕刻出來的—— 那結實的臀部與岩面幾乎融為一體。 他已經冥想超過兩天。 雙唇乾裂， 四肢靜止不動，甚至有落葉堆積在皮膚的紋理之中。 金色的太陽從淡水港升起。 他冥想著福爾摩沙的百岳——傳說中，他不只是登過這些山， 甚至是在一次降落傘失誤硬著陸時，直接創造了它們。 他的意識脫離肉體，飛越到太魯閣峽谷—— 長老們說，那裡其實是他與 All Night Fuck 一場馬拉松式翻雲覆雨時「壓」出來的。 He opened his eyes as the sunrise glinted off the imposing tower of the Danjiang Bridge. Built from steel, a 200 meter tall fan of taut cables, yet graceful like a dancer, he saw an object created in his own image. He saw this week’s Taiwan Hash. That’s right motherfuckers. It’s Maple Semen’s turn to hare! And because he’s one tough bastard, it’s going to be our second looooooooong run of 2026! 當晨光照在淡江大橋那座壯麗的結構上時，他睜開雙眼。 鋼鐵構成、兩百公尺高、如扇形展開的纜線—— 既堅硬，又優雅如舞者。 他看到了一個以自己為藍本的造物。 也看見了——本週的台灣健龍。 沒錯，你們這群混蛋。 輪到 Maple Semen 當兔子了！ 而且因為他就是這麼硬派—— 這將會是 2026 年第二場超～～～～長距離跑！ Remember his run in Shiding? Hopefully not! Remember those railway tunnels in Sandiaoling? No comment, Your Honor! This year, Maple Semen and cohare All Night Fuck will provide an aid station and/or beer check to keep you fueled and merry over 16 ecstatic kilometers. That also means this week it’s 300NTD for men and 250NTD for women. Taiwan Hash is a pricey whore, but you keep coming back, don’t you? Maple Semen rose from his precarious hermitage and dove through the air, All Night Fuck waited below at the A-point, ready to receive him. Will you join her? 還記得他在石碇的那條路嗎？ 最好不要記得！ 還記得三貂嶺那些鐵路隧道嗎？ 法官大人，我無可奉告！ 今年，Maple Semen 和副兔All Night Fuck 會準備 補給站／啤酒站， 讓你在 16 公里爽到升天的路程中 保持體力、保持醉意。 也就是說—— 本週費用： • 男生：300 NTD • 女生：250 NTD 台灣健龍就是個昂貴的小婊子， 但你還不是一次又一次回來？ Maple Semen 從他那危險的修行之地站起身—— 一躍而下。 下方的起跑點， All Night Fuck 已經準備好迎接他。 你，要不要也來？ Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Maple Semen Cohare 副兔: All Night Fuck ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B S: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m M: 13.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 600 m L: 16 km + Elevation/爬升: 600 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 26 April 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Guanyinshan Tourists Center 觀音山遊客中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vsiiZfetfVYtvDbL8 B: Bali Shihsanhang Playground 八里十三行文化園區（兒童遊戲場） https://maps.app.goo.gl/YpjZtx7HdPzSgL4y7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Luzhou Station then Bus O20 to the run start 捷運蘆洲站然後搭公車O20到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $300 Women $250 *******BASH / 晚餐******* The Shack 野菇屋Pizza 八里店 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kJ84sVaPfqhMmQMM7

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April 26, 2026 (2:30 pm) – April 26, 2026 (6:00 pm)

A: Guanyinshan Tourists Center 觀音山遊客中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vsiiZfetfVYtvDbL8 B: Bali Shihsanhang Playground 八里十三行文化園區（兒童遊戲場） https://maps.app.goo.gl/YpjZtx7HdPzSgL4y7

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After hours of cloud-coddled mountain passes, Captain Sausage arrived at the secret waterfall deep in the unhashed hills of Liuzhangli. He perched upon a mossy stone, adjusted his kilt, and from his sporran pulled out a wad of tobacco. He loaded his pipe. His head bowed. Pipe smoke and mountain mists mingled. And all at once, the man was wracked with sobs and groans of regret. The river below his feet twisted in tight eddies among the sparkling Wenshan rocks that no hashers have laid eyes on. Upon the twisting water’s surface was reflected a sylphlike figure in a deerskin dress, marked with the patterns of the legendary Linguang tribe, as yet untouched by Taiwan Hash, who never run in these parts. 穿越了數小時被雲霧包裹的山徑後，Sausage隊長終於抵達六張犁未被捷兔踏過的深山秘瀑。 他坐在一塊長滿青苔的岩石上，整理了一下自己的蘇格蘭裙， 從毛皮袋 裡掏出一撮菸草，點起煙斗。 他低下頭。 煙霧與山嵐交織。 下一秒—— 他整個人崩潰般地哭了出來，充滿悔恨的啜泣在山谷間回響。 腳下的溪流在文山晶亮的岩石間蜿蜒旋轉， 這些地方，從未有任何踏足。 水面映出一道輕盈的身影—— 一名身穿鹿皮衣的森林精靈， 身上刻著傳說中「麟光部族」的紋樣， 一個台灣健龍從未涉足的領域。 “What’syour name, mister?” said the forest nymph. “My name is Captain John Sausage,” blubbered Captain Sausage, “Are you real, or does my mind deceive me?” “Yes, I am real. Let me show you.” The mountain sprite hopped across the river, stone to stone, with delicate bare feet. She placed her hand upon Captain Sausage’s and looked deep into his wet eyes. “My name is Poke My Hot Ass. Why you so cry, Mister John?” “My heart is heavy, lassie. Fifteen years ago, a hearty Swede named Cam With A Bigger Dick brought me to these mountains to teach me the art of haring. As the virgin hare, he put me in charge of the beer check. I sat on this very rock with a beer tower, ready to provide refreshments for all the thirsty hashers.” “That sounds nice. You are a good man, Mister John.” 「你叫什麼名字？」她問。 「我叫 Captain John Sausage，」他哽咽著說， 「妳是真的嗎？還是我在做夢？」 「我是真的。讓我證明給你看。」 精靈輕盈地踩著石頭越過溪流，赤腳落地無聲。 她握住他的手，凝視他濕潤的眼睛。 「我叫 Poke My Hot Ass。 你為什麼哭？」 「我心裡很沉重啊，小姑娘……」 「十五年前，一個叫 Cam With A Bigger Dick 的瑞典壯漢帶我來這些山裡，教我如何當兔子。 那次我第一次當兔子，他讓我負責啤酒站。 我就坐在這塊石頭上，準備好啤酒站，等所有口渴的捷兔跑者們來。」 「聽起來很好啊。你是好人。」 “No, Poke My Hot Ass. I am bad man. I am very bad man. The check before the beer check… it was… it was… too hard. Only two hashers made it to my beer check. I sat there drinking alone until the sun went down! Boo hoo hoo!” Suddenly, Globefucker emerged from the bushes, his eyes ablaze with fury. “I told you, Rolf Haggis! No fucking runs in Liuzhangli! It’s too remote and dangerous! You know what happened last time!” The trailmaster picked up a thick piece of branch and raised it over his head. “I’m gonna smash your fucking brains in!” Captain Sausage’s tear-stained face hid beneath his arms. His whole body shook. But as Globefucker bore down with the heavy stick, Poke My Hot Ass thrust her delicate body between the two men. “No!” she cried, “If you kill him, you’ll have to kill me, too!” “Stand back!” commanded Globefucker. “No! I won’t. I love him, Trailmaster. Look around you. This is where the path of Liuzhangli has brought us. This is the path I choose for the next Taiwan Hash. Will you allow it?” 「不，Poke My Hot Ass……」 「我是壞人。非常壞的那種。」 「在啤酒站前一個叉路謎題……太難了……」 「只有兩個人到得了我這裡……我一個人坐著，把所有酒喝光，直到太陽下山……嗚嗚嗚——」 就在這時—— Globefucker 從灌木叢裡衝了出來，雙眼怒火燃燒。 「我就說過了，Rolf Haggis！」 「六張犁不能跑！太偏遠太危險！」 「你忘了上次發生什麼事嗎？！」 他撿起一根粗樹枝，高高舉起。 「我要把你腦袋打爆！」 Sausage 隊長把滿是淚水的臉埋進手臂裡，全身發抖。 但就在樹枝要落下的瞬間——Poke My Hot Ass 衝到兩人之間。 「不要！」她喊。 「你要殺他，就先殺我！」 「讓開！」Globefucker 喝道。 「不，我不會讓。」 「我愛他，路線組們。」 「看看四周吧。這就是六張犁帶我們走到的地方。 這是我為台灣健龍選的路。你願意讓它發生嗎？」 Globefucker stood dumbfounded. He looked at their surroundings. Rainbows danced in the rolling mountain mists. Exotic birds sang ecstacies among the trees. He lowered the branch. “Fine, but you’re in charge. Captain Sausage can only be the co-hare.” Poke My Hot Ass nodded solemnly, and looked down at the man in her arms. “You can look after the beer check,” she told him. Globefucker 愣住了。 他環顧四周—— 山霧翻滾間出現彩虹，奇異的鳥鳴在林間迴盪。 他慢慢放下手中的樹枝。 「好吧。」 「但由你負責。」 「Sausage隊長 只能當副兔。」 Poke My Hot Ass 鄭重點頭。 她低頭看著懷中的男人。 「你就負責啤酒站吧。」她輕聲說。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Poke My Hot Ass Cohare 副兔: Mr. Sausage ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 9 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 19 April 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* JingQin No.2 Park 景勤二號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/sdhCWnseL2Udpd8n7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Liuzhangli or Taipei 101 then walk to the run start 捷運六張犁站或台北101然後走路到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 嚐鮮樓精緻熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ETHhKTsHJ5k1LWvcA

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April 19, 2026 (2:30 pm) – April 19, 2026 (6:00 pm)

JingQin No.2 Park 景勤二號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/sdhCWnseL2Udpd8n7

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TwH³ #2653 – Spermy Glazedbro精液糖霜兄 Shibari Gayblow was all trussed up like a Minnesota ham, curled up patiently on the doorstep, waiting for Horny Mama. The sun shone benevolently upon his rope latticed chest. His assless breeches clung to his thighs, framing his milkwhite buttocks. All tied up and safe. Safe from making decisions. Safe from the embarrassment of social interaction. Safe from being a real adult. Horny Mama opened the door. She grasped Shibari Gayblow’s leash and tugged on it. She looked down at the boy, and remembered when as a child she found a rats’ nest, and the baby rats were in the nest, all pink and naked and blind and writhing and searching for the mother rat, who was nowhere to be seen. Shibari Gayblow 被綁得像一塊明尼蘇達火腿，蜷縮在門口，耐心的等著 Horny Mama。 陽光溫柔地照在他那被繩索交織的胸膛上。 無屁褲緊貼著大腿，襯托出他那奶白色的臀部。 被綁住。很安全。 不用做決定的安全。 不用社交的安全。 不用當一個真正大人的安全。 Horny Mama 打開門。 她抓起 Gayblow 的牽繩，往前一拉。 她低頭看著他，想起小時候曾經發現一個老鼠窩——裡面的小老鼠粉紅、赤裸、瞎眼，扭動著找媽媽，而母鼠卻不在。 “Come along, ratboy. Horny Mama is here. Time for walkies.” Despite Horny Mama’s yanking on Gayblow’s leash, his thorough enroping meant he could do little more than wiggle his pathetic torso and whimper. 「走吧，小老鼠。Horny Mama 在這裡。該去散步了。」 但即使她用力拉繩，Gayblow 被綁得太嚴實，只能可悲地扭動身體，發出細小的哀鳴。 *** P.E. was coming down the street, headed for market. His walk was stiff and awkward, his eyes cast low at his feet. He thought about cold showers, difficult math, and Taipei Hashers. “Nearly there… stay focused… buy some eggs and go home… no need to ejac… don’t say it… keep going…” P.E. was not looking where he was going. He almost collided with Horny Mama. He looked up at her face, and then his eyes tracked downwards to Shibari Gayblow on the pavement. A gentle rumbling could be heard. “Oh no. Oh my!” P.E.’s fly exploded in a torrent of off-white spermatozoa. It splattered across Shibari Gayblow, who could not even raise a hand in defence. Out of shock, Gayblow farted a fart. It lasted several seconds, and as P.E. had already given Gayblow’s anus a glazing, the gas formed a cluster of creamy bubbles that oozed downwards, gathering upon his exposed perineum. P.E. 正走在街上，準備去市場。 他的步伐僵硬又不自然，眼睛低頭盯著地面。 腦中不斷想著——冷水澡、困難數學題、還有台北捷兔跑者 「快到了……專心……買蛋就回家……不要射……不要說出來……繼續走……」 P.E. 沒看路。 差點撞上 Horny Mama。 他抬頭看她的臉——然後視線往下移到地上的 Shibari Gayblow。 一陣低沉的聲響響起。 「喔不……糟了……」 P.E. 的褲襠瞬間爆發—— 一股乳白色液體噴湧而出，灑在 Gayblow 身上。 Gayblow 完全無法防禦，甚至連手都抬不起來。 震驚之下，他放了一個長長的屁。 由於身體已經被液體覆蓋， 氣體形成一團奶白色泡沫，慢慢往下流，聚集在他暴露的會陰處。 This was all too much for P.E. “Here we go again,” he shuddered, and a second geyser, as big as the first, shot forth, giving Gayblow another coating. His facial features were only hazily visible through a thick translucent membrane of manmilk. Horny Mama started to scoop it out of Gayblow’s mouth and nostrils. Slop slop slop. The wretch gasped for air. “You’ll have to pay a hefty sum to use my lad like this!” she scolded P.E. “Ohhhh… I’m sorry Madam. This always happens. I cannot spare the expense!” And with that, P.E. took off down the street at a steady 3:40/km pace. From the ground, Shibari Gayblow craned his neck, and watched P.E. disappear around the corner. With an impotent gargle, he let out the cry: “On on!” 這一切對 P.E. 來說還不夠。 「又來了……」他顫抖著說。 第二波爆發——和第一次一樣猛烈。 Gayblow 再次被覆蓋。 他的臉幾乎完全看不見， 被一層半透明的厚重薄膜包住。 Horny Mama 開始把那些東西從他嘴巴和鼻孔裡挖出來。 啪唧、啪唧、啪唧。 Gayblow 拼命喘氣。 「你這樣用我家孩子，可得付一大筆錢！」 她對 P.E. 斥責。 「喔喔喔……對不起夫人……我每次都會這樣……我付不起……」 說完—— P.E. 直接用 3:40/公里配速跑走了。 地上的 Shibari Gayblow 勉強抬起脖子， 看著 P.E. 消失在轉角。 他用無力的含糊聲音喊出： 「不～～～～！」 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Horny Mama Cohare 副兔: P.E. ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 5.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m L: 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 12 April 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Ming Chi University of Technology Parking Lot 明志科技大學停車場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/xHwHX2Xp6GJ1qctz7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the airport metro to Taishan station then walk to the run start, or take the metro to Danfeng station then take bus 637, 638, 801, or 880 to the run start or from zhuwei take bus 880 to the run start 機捷泰山站然後走路到A點， 或捷運丹鳳站然後搭637.638.801.880到A點， 或捷運竹圍站搭乘巴士 880到A點 Parking lot available for a fee 有停車場，須繳納停車費 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 酒酒快炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/PKjFDsg5vqwohQ6h6

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April 12, 2026 (2:30 pm) – April 12, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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The aromas of cabbage and sebum filled the one-room shack as Two Girls One Cup stirred a pair of large vats. One was filled with steaming laundry, the other with watery vegetable soup. Mice scuttled over the corrugated roof. Just Olivia and Ah-Gong’s Favorite argued over whose turn it was to use the family spoon. It was dinnertime in the Cums Once a Year household. 高麗菜與油脂的氣味瀰漫在這間破舊單房小屋裡。 Two Girls One Cup 正攪著兩個大鍋——一鍋是冒著蒸氣的洗衣水， 另一鍋則是稀得可憐的蔬菜湯。 老鼠在鐵皮屋頂上來回竄動。 Just Olivia 和 Ah-Gong’s Favorite 為了誰能用家裡唯一的湯匙吵個不停。 這，就是 Cums Once a Year 一家的晚餐時光。 Cums Once a Year sat on the dusty floor trying to get his 2006 MacBook to send the AIR sarong design to Doppelbänger. “Tell me again how much is that cunt paying you,” said Two Girls One Cup. “Nothing this time, but the exposure will get me a paid gig,” replied Cums Once a Year, jiggling his mouse, “I just know it!” Two Girls One Cup looked at her husband with tired eyes. “You mean we’re gonna be rich cunts soon?” “Yeah, babe. Rich cunts.” “Rich cunts!” shouted Ah-Gong’s Favorite and Just Olivia in unison. The four fell about laughing, and all was well. The rare moment of joy came to a sudden end as three loud thuds landed on the front door. The room fell silent. And again. Thud. Thud. Thud. Cums Once a Year 坐在滿是灰塵的地板上， 努力讓他那台 2006 年的蘋果電腦成功把全島跑的沙龍設計寄給 Doppelbänger。 「再說一次，那個賤人這次付你多少？」Two Girls One Cup 問。 「這次沒錢，但曝光會讓我拿到付費案子，」Cums Once a Year 一邊狂滑滑鼠一邊說， 「我就是知道！」 Two Girls One Cup 疲憊地看著他 「所以我們很快就會變成有錢的賤人？」 「對啊，寶貝。有錢的賤人。」 「有錢的賤人！」 Ah-Gong’s Favorite 和 Just Olivia 同時喊。 四個人笑成一團。 那一刻，一切都還不錯。 但這難得的快樂瞬間—— 被三聲重擊打斷。 砰！砰！砰！ 屋內瞬間安靜。 又來一次。 砰。砰。砰。 Cums Once a Year knew. He got to his feet and pulled on his jacket. He opened the front door, saw the empty doorstep, and the path beyond, stepped outside, closed the door behind him, and walked down the path until he reached the corner. “I gots you a job,” growled a voice from the shadows. Sheman stepped into the light. “I’ll pay you three shiny penny-wennies for this one. I need me someone slim.” Sheman held up the three brown coins. In Cums Once a Year’s mind they conjured images. A cup of rice, a stock cube, maybe an onion! “Where is it this time?” Cums Once a Year asked nervously. Cums Once a Year 心裡有數。 他站起來，穿上外套。 打開門——門外空無一人。 他走出去，關上門，沿著小路走到轉角。 「我有工作給你。」陰影中傳來低沉聲音。 Sheman 走進光線裡。 「這次給你三枚亮晶晶的小銅板。 我要一個瘦的。」 他舉起三枚褐色硬幣。 在 Cums Once a Year 的腦海裡— 一碗白飯、 一塊高湯塊、 也許……一顆洋蔥。 「這次在哪？」他緊張地問。 *** Sheman’s scooter stopped outside a house in Beitou. The place was nondescript, but when Cums Once a Year saw the van in the driveway, he knew whose home it was. Painted on its side were Walkie Walkie and Minor Pusher. “Such a pretty picture,” sneered Sheman, “What do you think, designer?” “They commissioned 69 Me to paint it. After everything I made for the 50th anniversary…” “Then we’re just stealin’ what’s rightfully yours, ain’t that right? You see that little window? You squeeze through, and then open the door for me. Got it?” Cums Once a Year climbed through the window and onto the cold tile floor of a luxurious bathroom. Creeping through the moonlit corridor, he could see the gray shadow of the door ahead of him. At its center, the open letterbox framed the impatient eyes of Sheman. “Pssst! Hurry up, lad!” Cums Once a Year crept closer, but in the darkness he failed to notice a display case of exotic strapons. He knocked it with his shoulder, and they came crashing to the floor all around him. A light came on from a side room. “Who’s knocked over my strapons?” shouted Minor Pusher. “Not me darling!” replied Walkie Walkie, incomprehensibly through his sleepytime ballgag. “Salad! Sunshine! Odin! Seize him!” Cums Once a year bolted for the door, and opened it just in time to see Sheman riding off along with the three pennies. The dogs barked gruffly from behind him. “On on!” he cried, and disappeared into the night. Sheman 的機車停在北投一棟房子外。 看起來平平無奇—— 但當 Cums Once a Year 看到車道上的那台廂型車時，他就知道是誰的家了。 車身側面畫著 Walkie Walkie 和 Minor Pusher。 「畫得真漂亮啊。」Sheman 冷笑。 「設計師，你覺得呢？」 「那是他們找 69 Me 畫的……我為 50 週年做了那麼多東西……」 「那我們現在只是把本來就屬於你的東西拿回來，對吧？」 Sheman 指向一扇小窗。 「從那裡鑽進去，然後幫我開門。懂嗎？」 Cums Once a Year 爬進窗戶，落在冰冷的大理石浴室地板上。 他沿著月光照亮的走廊悄悄前進， 看見前方那扇門的灰色輪廓。 門中央的信箱開口裡， 露出 Sheman 焦躁的眼睛。 「噓！快點，小子！」 他慢慢靠近—— 卻在黑暗中沒注意到一個展示櫃，裡面擺滿奇特的穿戴式假屌。 肩膀一撞——鏘啷！！全部掉落在地。 旁邊房間燈亮了。 「誰把我的穿戴式假屌撞倒了？！」Minor Pusher 大喊。 「不是我啦親愛的！」Walkie Walkie 含著睡覺用口塞，語氣模糊地回應。 「Salad！Sunshine！Odin！抓住他！」 Cums Once a Year 拔腿狂奔—— 衝向門口，打開門—— 只看到 Sheman 已經騎車遠去，連同那三枚銅板一起消失。背後傳來低沉的狗吠聲。 「耶～～～耶～～」他喊了一聲，消失在夜色之中。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cums Once a Year Cohare 副兔: Period 安兔: Sheman ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m L: 9.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 350 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 5 April 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Dakeng Tudigong Temple 大坑土地公廟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/8Pi2ML3PbzvjitJT7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Muzha then bus 251/660/819 to Wanshunliao then walk to the run start 捷運木柵站然後搭公車251/660/819到萬順寮，然後走到A點 Roadside parking available 開車的話，可以找路邊停 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Ba Jia Restaurant 八家餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jm1Yo8pMBmBXWiRU7

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April 5, 2026 (2:30 pm) – April 5, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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TwH³ #2651 – Bad Command指令錯亂 A burst of lightning flashed shadows over the laboratory floor. Hard Disk and Hard Drive stood on either side of the operating table, dressed in heavy leather aprons and nothing else. A second lightning bolt crashed, illuminating their exposed buttocks and pasty thighs. As assemblage of futuristic components lay on the table, and among them, a half-burned simulacrum of a human face—Garmin Exterminator. “He appears to have lost vital components in the explosion,” muttered Hard Drive, “I cannot locate a single vacuum tube. I put a punchcard in his rear port, but got no response. Did we establish a programming language?” “Judging from his dress sense, I would guess Basic,” replied Hard Disk. “Let’s patch him together with what we have, and put him to use.” 一道閃電劃破天際，把實驗室地板上的影子拉得扭曲變形。 Hard Disk 和 Hard Drive 分別站在手術台兩側，身上只穿著厚重的皮圍裙——除此之外，什麼都沒有。 第二道閃電轟然落下，照亮了他們裸露的屁股和蒼白的大腿。 手術台上散落著一堆未來科技零件， 其中還有一張半燒毀的人臉仿製體——Garmin Terminator。 「看起來他在爆炸中失去了關鍵零件。」Hard Drive 低聲說， 「我連一個真空管都找不到。我試著從後端插入打孔卡，但完全沒有反應。我們有確定他的程式語言嗎？」 「看他的穿搭，我猜是初學者的那個。」Hard Disk 回答。 「先用手邊的東西把他拼回來，再看看能不能用。」 Watched over by a framed portrait of Alan Turing, the two geriatrics welded, clamped, and screwed the helpless cybertwink back into human form. Stitched pieces of latex baking sheet covered up most of the burn damage across Garmin Terminator’s excellent cheekbones. With a final flourish, Hard Drive inserted his 3.5 inch floppy, and Garmin Terminator jolted back into existence. He looked up at his new masters with glassy eyes. “Access memory drive,” commanded Hard Disk. “File not found,” came Garmin Terminator’s monotone reply. “Excellent!” cackled Hard Drive. “Would you like to setup your preferences?” asked Garmin Terminator. “Actually, we’d like to setup your preferences, my dear.” 在牆上 艾倫圖靈的肖像注視下， 這兩個老骨灰開始焊接、夾緊、鎖螺絲—— 把這個無助的虛擬空靈男拼回「人形」。 一片片乳膠烘焙紙被縫在他臉上，遮住大部分燒傷，但還是隱約看得出他原本優秀的顴骨。 最後，Hard Drive 儀式感滿滿地——插入了一片 3.5 吋磁碟片。 Garmin Terminator 突然抽動了一下，重新啟動。 他用空洞的眼神看向兩位新主人。 「存取記憶裝置。」Hard Disk 命令。 「找不到檔案。」Garmin Terminator 單調回應。 「太棒了！」Hard Drive 狂笑。 「要設定您的偏好嗎？」Garmin Terminator 問。 「不，我們要設定你的偏好，親愛的。」 Behind the laboratory door, dusty groans mingled with the sound of grinding metal. The lightning continued, each bolt flashing a glimpse of man and metal in unspeakable combinations. By morning, the storm had cleared. Garmin Terminator crouched meekly on the floor, holding a bag of flour. Hard Disk stood over him in Taipei Hash running gear. “Access memory drive, Garmin Terminator!” “Memory accessed. My purpose is flour bitch.” “This is perfect, Hard Drive. Now we can send this young robot out on our trail. We won’t have any need to premark!” That word… ‘Premark’ It resonated somehow, deep in Garmin Terminator’s circuits. ‘Premark’ Pixelated thumbnails of he and Just Rolla 500 laying flour for Taiwan Hash on a Saturday… ‘Premark’ Deleted memories of getting shit at Down Downs… A single tear rolled down the sutures on his cheek, much to Hard Disk’s surprise. “Are you crying? I didnt program you to…” BOOM! Garmin Terminator launched himself vertically, through the ceiling above, leaving Hard Drive and Hard Disk staring up through the hole. “Well, at least the A-point is close to the senior citizen center,” said Hard Drive. “It’ll be a short walk home.” 實驗室門後傳來灰塵飛揚的呻吟聲， 夾雜著金屬摩擦聲。 閃電持續劈落——每一次都照亮人與機械混雜的詭異畫面。 到了早晨，風暴散去。 Garmin Terminator 蹲在地上，乖巧地抱著一袋麵粉。 Hard Disk 穿著台北捷兔跑步服裝站在他面前。 「存取記憶，Garmin Terminator！」 「記憶已讀取。我的任務是：麵粉寶貝。」 「完美啊，Hard Drive。」 「現在我們可以直接派這台年輕機器人去灑麵粉，根本不需要預撒！」 那個詞——預撒 在 Garmin Terminator 的電路深處產生共鳴。 預撒 畫面閃過—— 他和 JustRolla 500，在某個星期六為台灣健龍撒麵粉…… 預撒 還有噹噹被罵爆的記憶… 一滴眼淚，順著臉上的縫線滑下來。 Hard Disk 一臉震驚。 「你在哭？我沒有寫這個功能——」 蹦！！ Garmin Terminator 瞬間垂直衝天—— 直接撞破天花板飛了出去。 留下 Hard Drive 和 Hard Disk 仰頭看著破洞發呆。 「至少起點就在老人中心附近。」Hard Drive 說。 「走回家應該很快。」 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Hard Disk Cohare 副兔: Hard Drive ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 300 m L: 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 29 March 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 土城區埤塘里活動中心 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Noh8homCinC9JxP99 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Yongning exit 3 捷運永寧站出口3號 Drivers look for roadside parking or parking near the Yongning station 開車的話，可以找路邊停，或是停在永寧站附近 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 土城江八點熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HiJAVgyiDmmcRbwQ9

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March 29, 2026 (2:30 pm) – March 29, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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A cluster of cells? An erogenous skintag? A phallette? Ox Dom Dom wondered how best to describe Nano Bird’s micropenis as he watched him get into the hottub. The Hash ‘n’ Splash Bathhouse was providing exemplary service as always. Ox Dom Dom could feel Dr. Binlang’s stimulating bath oils reviving his spirits after a hard day recceing his trail. Always Turned On had served a flight of nigiri sushi directly onto Ox’s gigantic cock, which bobbed on the water’s surface like an emergency floatation device. Doppelbänger has given him a private suite, and the complementary gimp, Nano Bird, who now cowered before him. 一團細胞？一塊敏感的皮膚贅肉？一個迷你小雞雞？ Ox Dom Dom 一邊看著 Nano Bird 走進熱水池，一邊思考該怎麼形容他那根微型尺寸。 哈希澡堂一如既往地提供頂級服務。 Ox Dom Dom 可以感覺到 Dr. Binlang 的刺激型泡澡精油，在他辛苦一整天偵察路線之後重新振奮精神。 Always Turned On 已經把一整份握壽司直接擺在 Ox 巨大的老二上——那玩意在水面上漂著，看起來像緊急救生浮具。 Doppelbänger 為他安排了私人套房，還附贈了一位免費的僕人——Nano Bird，此刻正畏縮地站在他面前。 “It’s not normally this small,” apologized Nano Bird, “This water must be a bit cold.” Behind Nano Bird, an LCD screen displayed “45°C” in unforgiving, footlong digits. Ox Dom Dom felt a rare wave of pity rush through him. Perhaps it was Dr. Binlang’s magic at work. “Yes, it is a touch chilly. My own member can barely hold these dozen pieces of sushi.” He added a dipping bowl for soy sauce to the base of his shaft. Nano Bird noticed slivers of pickled ginger protruding from Ox Dom Dom’s peehole, like a Kleenex dispenser. Ox took a mouthful of cuttlefish and raised his voice.”Attendant! Raise the temperature of this bath at once!” Always Turned On burst into the room. “My PLEASURE, daddy! I’ll twist the knob, and you tell me when you feel COMFORTABLE!” 「平常沒有這麼小啦。」Nano Bird 道歉說。 「應該是水有點冷。」 他身後的 LCD 螢幕冷酷地顯示：45° 數字大得嚇人。 Ox Dom Dom 突然感到一絲難得的同情。也許是 Dr. Binlang 的魔法在發揮作用。 「嗯，確實有點涼。」他說。 「連我的傢伙都只能勉強托住這十幾個壽司。」 他還在自己那根東西的底部放了一個醬油碟。 Nano Bird 注意到幾片醃薑從 Ox Dom Dom 的尿道口伸出來，看起來像衛生紙盒。 Ox 咬了一口花枝，抬高聲音：「服務生！立刻把水溫調高！」 Always Turned On 衝進房間。 「樂意效勞，大人！我來轉旋鈕，你告訴我什麼時候覺得舒服！」 A poached ham? An engorged narwhal? Cockzilla? Nano Bird wondered how best to describe Ox Dom Dom’s megachode as the temperature on the LCD screen climbed into the low fifties. “Nano Bird, I need a flour bitch for Taiwan Hash this Sunday. What do you say?” “I… I’ve never been presented with such a generous offer. Of course, master! Do you need me to arrange flour and bags?” 55…56… Were the nigiri getting smaller? Or… “Flour, yes. I find plastic bags so wasteful, though. It’s much easier to stuff the flour under my foreskin. You think you can manage?” 58…59… Ox’s wang was growing, no doubt. And pulsating, like an alien egg. 62…63 Ox Dom Dom’s fleshberg began to brush against Nano Bird’s chest. “Help yourself to ginger.” 68…69… Nano Bird was now wedged between Ox’s bulbous bellend and the bath wall. 一塊水煮火腿？ 一隻膨脹的獨角鯨？ 還是大龍屌？ 隨著 LCD 螢幕溫度爬到 50 度以上，Nano Bird 正在思考怎麼形容 Ox Dom Dom 那誇張的巨型武器。 「Nano Bird，我這星期天需要一個台灣健龍的麵粉寶貝。怎麼樣？」 「我……我從來沒收到過這麼慷慨的邀請。當然願意，大人！需要我準備麵粉和袋子嗎？」 55…56… 壽司是不是變小了？ 還是…… 「麵粉，對。不過我覺得塑膠袋太浪費了。把麵粉塞在我的包皮裡比較方便。你應該辦得到吧？」 58…59… Ox 的那根東西確實在變大。 而且還在脈動——像某種外星卵。 62…63 Ox Dom Dom 的肉山開始碰到 Nano Bird 的胸口。 「薑隨便吃。」 68…69… Nano Bird 已經被卡在 Ox 巨大的龜頭和浴池牆壁之間。 He dragged his flushed, sweaty, steaming body out of the tub, collapsed on the floor, and on the ground before him was a big red button on top of a gray plastic box. A panel on the box read: “PRESS BUTTON TO BRING PLOT TO NATURAL CONCLUSION” Ox Dom Dom snored loudly from the pool. The remaining sushi was poaching in the hot water. Always Turned On kept twisting the knob and moaning. Nano Bird reached out a hand to the button. Almost.. there… That moment, in burst Praying For Man Tits, carrying several green dresses under his arm. “Don’t touch that button!” he cried . He ran forward and kicked the button from under Nano Bird’s outstretched hand. The button and box smashed against the sauna wall, along with any hope of a satisfying conclusion. “Green dresses! Quick, put them on!” Man Tits threw the ill-fitting garments at our characters. Ox Dom Dom woke up with a start. “Hey GM. Weren’t you kidnapped a couple of weeks ago?” “I can explain everything. But, listen, it was St Patrick’s Day on Tuesday, so I made a decision, just now, get ready, one, two, three…” All the characters turned and faced directly to you, the reader, and shouted with a smile: “It’S tHe GrEeN dReSs RuN! ” Party poppers exploded with green shamrock confetti and the curtain came down and everybody clapped and attended Ox Dom Dom and Nano Bird’s run and didn’t go to New Taipei Hash. 他掙扎著把全身通紅、冒蒸氣的身體拖出水池，倒在地上。 就在他面前，有一個灰色塑膠盒，上面有一顆大紅按鈕。 盒子面板寫著：「按下按鈕，讓劇情自然收尾」 Ox Dom Dom 在池裡打著響亮的呼嚕。 剩下的壽司正在熱水裡被慢慢煮熟。 Always Turned On 還在一邊轉旋鈕一邊呻吟。 Nano Bird 伸出手，快碰到了…… 就在那一刻——門被踹開。 Praying For Man Tits 衝了進來，手裡抱著幾件綠色洋裝。 「不要碰那個按鈕！」他大喊。 他衝過去，一腳把按鈕踢飛。 按鈕和盒子一起撞上桑拿牆壁—— 連同任何可能出現的完美結局。 「綠色洋裝！快穿上！」 Man Tits 把尺寸完全不合的衣服丟給眾人。 Ox Dom Dom 被吵醒。 「欸會長，你不是幾週前被綁架了嗎？」 「我可以解釋一切。但聽著——星期二是聖派翠克節。所以我剛剛做了一個決定。 準備好了嗎？ 一、二、三——」 所有角色突然轉向你——讀者—— 微笑大喊：「這個是綠洋裝跑;-)」 派對彩炮爆炸，綠色三葉草紙屑滿天飛。 帷幕落下，大家鼓掌。 然後全部去參加 Ox Dom Dom 和 Nano Bird 的路線——而不是去新北捷兔。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Ox Dom Dom Cohare 副兔: Nano Bird ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 22 March 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 山上聊 Whisper Hill Café https://maps.app.goo.gl/W1woGtsoeH8fk4pc7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shipai Station then bus S8 to run start 捷運石牌站然後搭公車小8到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 一極鮮熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/uBUZucsFTvGasWnW8

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March 22, 2026 (2:00 pm) – March 22, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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