#2602 – Event Coming Soon
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When & Where
April 20, 2025 (2:00 pm) – April 20, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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April 20, 2025 (2:00 pm) – April 20, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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April 13, 2025 (2:30 pm) – April 13, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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April 6, 2025 (2:30 pm) – April 6, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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March 30, 2025 (2:00 pm) – March 30, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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March 23, 2025 (2:00 pm) – March 23, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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March 16, 2025 (2:00 pm) – March 16, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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March 9, 2025 (2:00 pm) – March 9, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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March 2, 2025 (2:00 pm) – March 2, 2025 (6:00 pm)
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February 23, 2025 (2:00 pm) – February 23, 2025 (6:00 pm)
In the glamorous world of high-end, low-class fashion, few names are as respected as Pearl Necklace. The famous jeweler/hasher had achieved much success from combining her passions, from being the first to hare a run using rhinestones instead of flour, to perfecting the dazzling “prolapsed rectum” gemstone cut. Now she was on her private jet from Kinmen to Songshan, looking over designs for the “golden shower” tiara and practicing her acceptance speech for TNT hash GM, when she got a phone call from WWTTBBWW. 在這個頂級弱智的華麗時尚圈裡,Pearl Necklace是少數幾個響噹噹的名號。 這位著名的珠寶家/捷兔跑者是史上第一位使用水鑽代替麵粉進行跑步,也是把脫肛形狀運用到她的水鑽切割設計,更是完美結合那無盡的野兔激情來取得在業界龐大成功的偉人。現在,她正乘坐著她的私人飛機從金門飛往松山,一邊檢視著她最新一款以「黃金雨」為靈感的頭飾,一邊練習著她成為台北夜野跑會長的演講。這時,WWTTBBWW打來了電話。 “Walkie, darling,” said Pearl Necklace, elegantly puffing from a long-handled cigarette holder shaped like a dick, “did you enjoy the crystal cock-ring Minor Pusher ordered for you?” “It’s a bit tight,” said WWTTBBWW, who in truth had not been able to remove it or achieve an erection for three days and was starting to wonder if the gift came with ulterior motives, “but that’s not why I called. We were wondering if you’d be able to co-hare a run with Only 3cm.” “That’s quite a short run,” replied Pearl Necklace. “No, that’s the hare’s hash name, Only 3cm. We don’t know much about him, but he comes very highly recommended by XiaoJiJi, who met him at a hot spring and said he was ‘an impressive if not intimidating specimen of a hasher.'” Pearl Necklace took a long drag on her cigarette, her fingers playing with a large, jadeite grape that reminded her of the ex-GM. “I accept, darling” she said. “Good, because he’s already on board your plane,” said WWTTBBWW. Pearl Necklace turned, to find a handsome young man in a woman’s paratrooper outfit. “The run start in Beitou is right below us,” he said, handing the co-hare a spare, golden parachute, “are you ready to jump?” “Kaoliang Tits,” called Pearl Necklace to her pilot, “change of plans. Taiwan Hash needs us!” “Walkie,我的寶” Pearl Necklace接起電話,優雅地吐了一口煙,手上拿著的是一個長長雞巴形狀煙嘴的高雅香煙,“Minor Pusher為你訂購的水晶陰莖環還好用嗎?” “它有點緊,”WWTTBBWW說,事實上,他三天都無法取下它或勃起,並開始懷疑這份禮物是否帶著別有用心的動機,“但這不是我打給妳的原因啦!我們想知道妳是否能夠只用3公分來設計路線。” “那時間太短了,”Pearl Necklace回答。 “不不不,那是他的兔名,Only 3cm,我們對他的瞭解不多,但XiaoJiJi強力推薦他,他們是在一個溫泉認識的,並說他是“今生最令人生畏印象深刻的捷兔跑者。” Pearl Necklace 深深吸了口她的雞巴煙嘴香菸,她的手指間玩弄著一顆大大的翠玉葡萄,這讓她想起了這位前會長。 “好吧,我接受這個做副兔請求,我的寶。”她說。 “很好,因為他已經在你的飛機上了,”WWTTBBWW說。 Pearl Necklace轉過身來,發現一個身穿女傘兵服的英俊少年郎。 “這次的路線起點就在我們現在的正下面,”他說,遞給副兔一個顏色很可疑的「金色」備用降落傘,“妳準備好了嗎?” “Kaoliang Tits(高粱奶)!!!”Pearl Necklace叫了機長,“我們要改變航線了。 臺灣健龍捷兔需要我們!” Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Only 3 cm Cohare 副兔: Pearl Necklace ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 7 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 16 Feb 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Kawayu-spa 川湯溫泉養生餐廳 0228747979 https://maps.app.goo.gl/56eh22MZsmJ5hdXb8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Public transportation: Shipai MRT -> Bus: No. 36, No. 508 -> No. 4, Xingyi Road -> Square next to Chuan Tang Hot Spring Parking: Available nearby 公共運輸:石牌捷運站->公車:小36、508->行義路四->川湯溫泉旁的廣場 停車:周邊皆可 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Cyclamen Garden Seafood Restaurant 仙客來海鮮庭園餐廳 02 2820 4658 https://maps.app.goo.gl/jhQdqYRUNjqum7HUA
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2593 Inquiry
February 16, 2025 (2:00 pm) – February 16, 2025 (6:00 pm)
Kawayu-spa 川湯溫泉養生餐廳 0228747979 https://maps.app.goo.gl/56eh22MZsmJ5hdXb8
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