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When & Where

May 7, 2023 (2:00 pm) – May 7, 2023 (6:00 pm)

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December 11, 2022 was a historic day for the hash- we proved that democracy is alive and well within the group and among the Mexican people. We should all congratulate 2nd Man In and Mexican Handjob for one of the most memorable erections of the year. 二零二二年年十二月十一日（盛竹如口吻）是越野跑史上歷史性的一刻，我們證明了民主尚健在於台灣健龍捷兔，以及墨西哥人當中。讓我們為了這一年中最值得紀念的起秋時刻，再次好好恭喜叫我第二名(2nd Man In)卸任及墨西哥手工活(Mexican Hadjob)上任。 In fact, this week’s hares were so impressed with the erection that they’re eager to keep it going with a red dress run! Don your finest (or sluttiest?) formal wear and chase Norman Sucks and Venus Breakdown through the beautiful Wenshan mountains. For the best views, take it slow and keep your eyes on the trail to catch a glimpse of Taiwan’s finest hairy asses on the uphill sections. 其實本週的兔子就是在起秋跑那天被咱們驚豔到，決定一不做二不休來個紅洋裝特跑！快套上你最好（或最騷？）的洋裝，一起到文山區的美麗山上準備抓兔子諾漫就爛(Norman Sucks)跟維納斯的起笑(Venus Breakdown)。想看到最好的景，可以跑慢點並注意一下上坡那些外表看似辣妹，毛囊卻過於常人的屁股們。 And for all you singles ladies, the hares have prepared ample opportunities to find your red-dressed prince on the trail. These include a beer check, a no-panties zone, and a rebirth line! Truly, this is an extra spicy start to Mexican Handjob’s new career, and we can’t wait to see how Mr. Sausage delivers his down-downs! 至於你各位單身女士們，兔子們在路線上有特別規劃保留充足的機會找到你們的紅衣王子喔！ 本次路線包含但不限於：啤酒中繼站，內褲禁區（必須褪口罩），還有一條受孕aka重生幹線（因為脱完內褲，跨過墳頭，下一步就是投胎了你知道的…）以上是兔子愛開玩笑，但說真的，這對於墨西哥手工活(Mexican Handjob)新官上任真是一個嗆辣的開始，另外還有香腸頭家(Mr. Sausage)在吐槽大會的表現也非常令人拭目以待！ ** hares advise no heels for this run **兔子建議不要穿高跟鞋蛤 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare主兔: Norman Sucks 副兔: Venus Breakdown ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 5 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Wenshan Jingmei Sports Park 景美運動公園(萬隆站) https://maps.app.goo.gl/XSZhQ2BVbWeRQ9Ev8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the green line to Wanlong Station. Flour from exit 2. 搭乘捷運松山新店線（綠線）至萬隆站，二號出口出來跟著麵粉走。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 好菜場生猛海鮮 02 8931 7131 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HqLPdGQZaSnesdhR7

When & Where

December 18, 2022 (2:00 pm) – December 18, 2022 (12:00 pm)

Wenshan Jingmei Sports Park 景美運動公園(萬隆站) https://maps.app.goo.gl/XSZhQ2BVbWeRQ9Ev8

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A year as the TwH3 GM takes its toll – on the mind, the liver and the gonads of anyone foolish enough to accept the huge irresponsibility and honor. The time has come for us to trade in our GM for a fresh one, and for 2nd Man In to be elevated to the honorary status of Hugh Hefner. He will relocate to the Playboy mansion and lurk in the background swigging cognac from his shoe as he watches the new GM and bunny girls take to the down down circle. 經過一年的洗禮, 我們的會長的心智、肝、甚至那些當初愚蠢到接下這個重大責任的使命感都摧殘殆盡, 是時候來顆新鮮的肝汰換掉他了, 讓叫我第二名(2nd Man In)晉升到休海夫納等級的榮譽會員, 他將移居到花花公子別墅, 邊看著新會長跟兔女郎互動邊啜飲著他鞋裡的干邑酒, 用絲質睡袍掩蓋興奮的小會長作為背景畫面。 Come and join us on Sunday December 11th to witness the almost certain erection and accession of Mexican Handjob. This is one last chance to ruffle his hair and pinch his cheeks before he continues in the footsteps of his Mexican forebearer and continues the great (and not so great) traditions of the hash! 12月11日(周日)來加入我們見證幾乎可以確定接任會長的墨西哥手工活(Mexican Handjob)的崛起, 這也是你各位隨意弄亂他頭髮、捏他臉頰的最後機會, 接下來登大人的他將隨著墨西哥先祖延續這個美好(也不那麼美好)的台灣健龍傳統了! Important note! 重要提醒 Due to the ongoing embezzlement of funds and the diamond encrusted playboy thong hanging in the GM’s closet, we will be offering 60 free bash places for the erection bash to anyone with 15+ runs. Any extra free spaces will be given away on the day to people with 5 or more runs this year.If you don’t get a free bash you can still come and pay on the day like normal. 污走一些跑跑資金加上典當一條會長衣櫃中的鑲鑽丁字褲後，我們有錢可以提供免費晚餐給60位15次跑次以上的兔友了！任何多出來的名額將提供給跑次5次以上的兔友們。如果你沒報名到免費名額, 仍然可以在當天繳費報名聚餐。 Hash Cash will be handing out special bracelets to the people who qualify for a free bash. To claim your free place, you have to pre-register here and COME TO THE RUN. Come and support the hash one last time and give the new GM some money to buy their own Playboy thong. 這些名額將提供給今年最多跑次的兔友, 跑路費組(Hash Cash)會提供特殊手環作為免費通關使用, 請提前在Google 表單報名並出席本次跑跑, 來支持台灣健龍最後101次, 也給新會長一點起家金好買條自己的兔女郎丁字褲。 N.B. To make sure we give the free places to the most deserving hashers and to help the knackered out and easily confused hash cash team, please pre-register for the bash by filling in the Google Form here: https://forms.gle/Cnaihgf97ZytqCda9 If the people with the free place don’t turn up, then we will give their free place to anyone who has run Taiwan Hash 5 or more times this year. 注意: 為確保免費名額實至名歸, 且支援收銀過於勞累而搞混的跑路費組(Hash Cash), 請使用以下Google表單提早報名: https://forms.gle/Cnaihgf97ZytqCda9 如果那些免費仔沒有出現, 將由其他跑次5次以上的報名者遞補 Hare: 2nd Man In Co-hare: Mexican Handjob *****What?***** 甚麼? A-A Run Distance: 6.5 km (walking 1 hour) Elevation: 0m *****When?***** 時間 Hares off at 2pm 兔子2點起跑 Bash starting at 6:00pm 晚餐6:00開吃 *****Where?***** 哪 Yuanhe Park 員和公園 No. 59, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City 新北市土城區中央路二段59號 Google Map Pin: Yuanhe Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/zp5q1anUTxRBXA2P6?g_st=ic *****Drivers*****開車朋友: There is a Parking Lot right at the run start 起跑點有停車場 ******HOW?******* MRT to Tucheng Station, there will be flour from Exit 3 to the run start. Walking time is about 10min There is also a YouBike station in the park. 搭乘捷運至土城站下車, 三號出口外跟著麵粉走到起跑點, 步行約十分鐘, 公園裡也有YouBike可租借。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *****Bash***** 晚餐: Seafood Restaurant 水上鮮美食樓 2F, No. 114, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City 新北市土城區中央路二段114號二樓 Google Map Pin: 水上鮮美食樓 02 2260 5066 https://maps.app.goo.gl/SdRdGoSKVt1165gdA?g_st=ic

When & Where

December 11, 2022 (2:00 pm) – December 11, 2022 (12:00 am)

Yuanhe Park 員和公園 No. 59, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City 新北市土城區中央路二段59號 Google Map Pin: Yuanhe Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/zp5q1anUTxRBXA2P6?g_st=ic

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As young lad Bull’s Eye was spiritual, but he had a couple of bad habits: one in white and the other in black – he loved to dress as a nun. Feeling unsure about what to do with his life, he set off for Austria where he got a job as a governess with a wealthy family while he decided whether to join the church. 牛眼(Bull’s Eye)年輕的時候充滿靈性, 但有些介於黑與白之間的壞習慣- 比如喜歡打扮成修女的樣子。對人生感到有些徬徨之際，他決定噴去奧地利一個富裕的家庭邊當家教邊決定要不要皈依教會。 When he met the widowed father of the family, Clapp Von Trapp, there was immediately chemistry between them. In fact, they got along uncannily well and quickly developed a bond. As they got closer it became apparent why – he was a closet hash runner! Bull’s Eye was corrupted, he turned his back on God and instead devoted his life to being a sexy nun and migratory hasher. 當他遇見這個家庭的鰥夫一拍進洞(Clapp Von Trapp)的瞬間，簡直天雷勾動地火，他們一拍即合，並迅速發展了難以言喻的羈絆，當他們更加親近後答案變得明顯- 他是一位藏在櫃中的跑者！牛眼(Bull’s Eye)就此淪陷了，他轉而成為一個性感的修女，同時也成為了一位得來回遷徙的跑者。 Every year he drifts between Europe and his native Taiwan, and every year he reliably takes us on a pilgrimage to the tea fields of Maokong. Maybe it’s the mountains, maybe it’s the gondolas, or maybe it’s just the charming tea field scenery. Who can say? 每年他在歐洲與祖國台灣之間奔波，每年他都會帶我們上貓空茶園朝聖…也許是山？也許是纜車？也或者是美妙的茶園風光？誰能真的確定？ Join Bull’s Eye and Shipwreck for a pretty trail, a fun bash, and a fitting last ‘proper’ run to conclude 2nd Man In’s GM reign. 來參加牛眼(Bull’s Eye)跟沈船(Shipwreck)做的美麗路線，參加好玩的聚餐，為叫我第二名(2nd Man In)當會長的這一年畫下美好的句點也極為適切。 PLEASE NOTE: If you run L, please bring your mobile phone or headlamp since we will pass through a drainage tunnel for about 40 meters. 跑長版路線的跑者請攜帶附手電筒的手機或戴頭燈，因為我們將穿越長約40公尺排水隧道。 Hare: Bull’s Eye Co-hare: Shipwreck ******WHAT?******* 路線：A to A Distance: Long 8km / Short 5km 長版路線8k / 短版路線5k *******WHEN******* Date: Sunday December 4th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE******* Spring Tea County 起跑點: 貓空春茶鄉 No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116 116台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號 https://goo.gl/maps/XxiW3Nb56nVT9Mmc9 ******HOW?******* Bus BR15 from Taipei zoo 怎麼去：可自動物園站搭乘棕15公車 （目前貓空纜車維護中暫時關閉） The Maokong gondola is closed for maintenance *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH******* At the run start. 在起跑點聚餐 *******COVID******* Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒

When & Where

December 4, 2022 (2:00 pm) – December 4, 2022 (12:00 am)

Spring Tea County 起跑點: 貓空春茶鄉 No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116 116台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號 https://goo.gl/maps/XxiW3Nb56nVT9Mmc9