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A cluster of cells? An erogenous skintag? A phallette? Ox Dom Dom wondered how best to describe Nano Bird’s micropenis as he watched him get into the hottub. The Hash ‘n’ Splash Bathhouse was providing exemplary service as always. Ox Dom Dom could feel Dr. Binlang’s stimulating bath oils reviving his spirits after a hard day recceing his trail. Always Turned On had served a flight of nigiri sushi directly onto Ox’s gigantic cock, which bobbed on the water’s surface like an emergency floatation device. Doppelbänger has given him a private suite, and the complementary gimp, Nano Bird, who now cowered before him. 一團細胞？一塊敏感的皮膚贅肉？一個迷你小雞雞？ Ox Dom Dom 一邊看著 Nano Bird 走進熱水池，一邊思考該怎麼形容他那根微型尺寸。 哈希澡堂一如既往地提供頂級服務。 Ox Dom Dom 可以感覺到 Dr. Binlang 的刺激型泡澡精油，在他辛苦一整天偵察路線之後重新振奮精神。 Always Turned On 已經把一整份握壽司直接擺在 Ox 巨大的老二上——那玩意在水面上漂著，看起來像緊急救生浮具。 Doppelbänger 為他安排了私人套房，還附贈了一位免費的僕人——Nano Bird，此刻正畏縮地站在他面前。 “It’s not normally this small,” apologized Nano Bird, “This water must be a bit cold.” Behind Nano Bird, an LCD screen displayed “45°C” in unforgiving, footlong digits. Ox Dom Dom felt a rare wave of pity rush through him. Perhaps it was Dr. Binlang’s magic at work. “Yes, it is a touch chilly. My own member can barely hold these dozen pieces of sushi.” He added a dipping bowl for soy sauce to the base of his shaft. Nano Bird noticed slivers of pickled ginger protruding from Ox Dom Dom’s peehole, like a Kleenex dispenser. Ox took a mouthful of cuttlefish and raised his voice.”Attendant! Raise the temperature of this bath at once!” Always Turned On burst into the room. “My PLEASURE, daddy! I’ll twist the knob, and you tell me when you feel COMFORTABLE!” 「平常沒有這麼小啦。」Nano Bird 道歉說。 「應該是水有點冷。」 他身後的 LCD 螢幕冷酷地顯示：45° 數字大得嚇人。 Ox Dom Dom 突然感到一絲難得的同情。也許是 Dr. Binlang 的魔法在發揮作用。 「嗯，確實有點涼。」他說。 「連我的傢伙都只能勉強托住這十幾個壽司。」 他還在自己那根東西的底部放了一個醬油碟。 Nano Bird 注意到幾片醃薑從 Ox Dom Dom 的尿道口伸出來，看起來像衛生紙盒。 Ox 咬了一口花枝，抬高聲音：「服務生！立刻把水溫調高！」 Always Turned On 衝進房間。 「樂意效勞，大人！我來轉旋鈕，你告訴我什麼時候覺得舒服！」 A poached ham? An engorged narwhal? Cockzilla? Nano Bird wondered how best to describe Ox Dom Dom’s megachode as the temperature on the LCD screen climbed into the low fifties. “Nano Bird, I need a flour bitch for Taiwan Hash this Sunday. What do you say?” “I… I’ve never been presented with such a generous offer. Of course, master! Do you need me to arrange flour and bags?” 55…56… Were the nigiri getting smaller? Or… “Flour, yes. I find plastic bags so wasteful, though. It’s much easier to stuff the flour under my foreskin. You think you can manage?” 58…59… Ox’s wang was growing, no doubt. And pulsating, like an alien egg. 62…63 Ox Dom Dom’s fleshberg began to brush against Nano Bird’s chest. “Help yourself to ginger.” 68…69… Nano Bird was now wedged between Ox’s bulbous bellend and the bath wall. 一塊水煮火腿？ 一隻膨脹的獨角鯨？ 還是大龍屌？ 隨著 LCD 螢幕溫度爬到 50 度以上，Nano Bird 正在思考怎麼形容 Ox Dom Dom 那誇張的巨型武器。 「Nano Bird，我這星期天需要一個台灣健龍的麵粉寶貝。怎麼樣？」 「我……我從來沒收到過這麼慷慨的邀請。當然願意，大人！需要我準備麵粉和袋子嗎？」 55…56… 壽司是不是變小了？ 還是…… 「麵粉，對。不過我覺得塑膠袋太浪費了。把麵粉塞在我的包皮裡比較方便。你應該辦得到吧？」 58…59… Ox 的那根東西確實在變大。 而且還在脈動——像某種外星卵。 62…63 Ox Dom Dom 的肉山開始碰到 Nano Bird 的胸口。 「薑隨便吃。」 68…69… Nano Bird 已經被卡在 Ox 巨大的龜頭和浴池牆壁之間。 He dragged his flushed, sweaty, steaming body out of the tub, collapsed on the floor, and on the ground before him was a big red button on top of a gray plastic box. A panel on the box read: “PRESS BUTTON TO BRING PLOT TO NATURAL CONCLUSION” Ox Dom Dom snored loudly from the pool. The remaining sushi was poaching in the hot water. Always Turned On kept twisting the knob and moaning. Nano Bird reached out a hand to the button. Almost.. there… That moment, in burst Praying For Man Tits, carrying several green dresses under his arm. “Don’t touch that button!” he cried . He ran forward and kicked the button from under Nano Bird’s outstretched hand. The button and box smashed against the sauna wall, along with any hope of a satisfying conclusion. “Green dresses! Quick, put them on!” Man Tits threw the ill-fitting garments at our characters. Ox Dom Dom woke up with a start. “Hey GM. Weren’t you kidnapped a couple of weeks ago?” “I can explain everything. But, listen, it was St Patrick’s Day on Tuesday, so I made a decision, just now, get ready, one, two, three…” All the characters turned and faced directly to you, the reader, and shouted with a smile: “It’S tHe GrEeN dReSs RuN! ” Party poppers exploded with green shamrock confetti and the curtain came down and everybody clapped and attended Ox Dom Dom and Nano Bird’s run and didn’t go to New Taipei Hash. 他掙扎著把全身通紅、冒蒸氣的身體拖出水池，倒在地上。 就在他面前，有一個灰色塑膠盒，上面有一顆大紅按鈕。 盒子面板寫著：「按下按鈕，讓劇情自然收尾」 Ox Dom Dom 在池裡打著響亮的呼嚕。 剩下的壽司正在熱水裡被慢慢煮熟。 Always Turned On 還在一邊轉旋鈕一邊呻吟。 Nano Bird 伸出手，快碰到了…… 就在那一刻——門被踹開。 Praying For Man Tits 衝了進來，手裡抱著幾件綠色洋裝。 「不要碰那個按鈕！」他大喊。 他衝過去，一腳把按鈕踢飛。 按鈕和盒子一起撞上桑拿牆壁—— 連同任何可能出現的完美結局。 「綠色洋裝！快穿上！」 Man Tits 把尺寸完全不合的衣服丟給眾人。 Ox Dom Dom 被吵醒。 「欸會長，你不是幾週前被綁架了嗎？」 「我可以解釋一切。但聽著——星期二是聖派翠克節。所以我剛剛做了一個決定。 準備好了嗎？ 一、二、三——」 所有角色突然轉向你——讀者—— 微笑大喊：「這個是綠洋裝跑;-)」 派對彩炮爆炸，綠色三葉草紙屑滿天飛。 帷幕落下，大家鼓掌。 然後全部去參加 Ox Dom Dom 和 Nano Bird 的路線——而不是去新北捷兔。 Credits Banner: Homo Hobo Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Ox Dom Dom Cohare 副兔: Nano Bird ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7 km + Elevation/爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 22 March 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 山上聊 Whisper Hill Café https://maps.app.goo.gl/W1woGtsoeH8fk4pc7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shipai Station then bus S8 to run start 捷運石牌站然後搭公車小8到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 一極鮮熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/uBUZucsFTvGasWnW8

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March 22, 2026 (2:00 pm) – March 22, 2026 (6:00 pm)

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