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Dick You staggered along the main road running through Waiao. Fresh from the Bikini Run, but by no means feeling fresh, all she needed now was somewhere she could crawl under and pass out. The streetlights were bright here, and heavy goods vehicles passed every minute or two, shaking the tarmac beneath her feet. This wouldn’t do for sleeping. She came to the end of a row of shuttered shopfronts. A small dark alley presented itself, and down this alley a flickering neon sign declared “Hashers Hostel”. Perfect. Leaving the highway, she walked into the shadows until the sign was above her. A faded blue door yielded as she turned its handle, and she found herself in a small dark lobby, comfortably several degrees cooler than outside. With nobody on the front desk, she climbed the stairs and entered a room with three empty beds, made up with crisp, white linen. Dick You 搖搖晃晃地走在外澳的大馬路上，她才剛跑完比基尼跑，卻一點也不覺得神清氣爽。現在的她，只想找個地方倒下，好好昏睡一場。 這條路的路燈亮得刺眼，每隔一兩分鐘就有一輛大卡車呼嘯而過，震得柏油路面微微顫動。 這裡可不是睡覺的好地方。 她走到一排已經打烊的店面盡頭，發現一條昏暗的小巷。 巷子深處，一塊忽明忽滅的霓虹招牌寫著：捷兔青旅 完美。 她離開大馬路，走進陰影之中。 來到招牌下方，一扇斑駁的藍色木門輕輕一轉便打開了。 裡頭是一間昏暗的小大廳，比外頭涼爽了好幾度。 櫃檯空無一人。 她便直接走上樓梯，推開一間房門。 房裡有三張空床，鋪著潔白平整的床單。 The first bed had a sign above it that read “Xiaojiji and Xiaomeimei”. She dropped onto it and immediately cried out in pain. This bed was too hard! She went to the second bed. The sign on this one said “Minor Pusher” and at the foot of the bed was a dog basket with a sign that wrapped all the way around it: “Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie”. “Wow, he really commits to the -ie endings,” Dick You said under her breath. The third bed had a sign that said “Sexy Chicken”, and this bed’s mattress was just right. Dick You pulled the heavy sheet over her weary body and fell asleep, only to be immediately woken up by a light turning on just outside the still open bedroom door. She looked up from the bed. Stood in the doorway was Sexy Chicken, dressed in a skimpy Taiwan flag bikini. So revealing, in fact, that his one-eyed monster was poking out of the side. 第一張床上方掛著牌子：「Xiaojiji and Xiaomeimei」 Dick You 一屁股躺了上去，卻立刻痛得叫了出來。 這張床——太硬了！ 她走向第二張床。 床頭寫著：「Minor Pusher」 床尾放著一個狗窩，上面還貼著一長串幾乎繞了一圈的牌子：「Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchie Bitchie Wankie Wankie Kissie Kissie Cummie Cummie」 Dick You 小聲嘀咕：「哇，他對 -ie 字尾還真是情有獨鍾。」 第三張床掛著：「Sexy Chicken」 而這張床……軟硬適中，剛剛好。 Dick You 把厚重的棉被拉到身上，疲憊地閉上眼睛。 才剛睡著，門外走廊突然「啪」的一聲亮起了燈。 她立刻驚醒，抬起頭，只見房門依然半開。 而門口，正站著 Sexy Chicken，他穿著一件幾乎遮不住什麼的台灣國旗比基尼。 暴露到什麼程度呢？他的獨眼怪甚至已經從泳褲側邊探了出來。 Dick You tried to scream, but no sound came out. She jumped from the bed, and crawled between Sexy Chicken’s legs, his pendulous one-eyed monster swinging above her. Out into the light of the corridor, she turned to look one last time, removed a hairpin from behind her ear, and flicked it directly into the eye of the beast. Sexy Chicken howled in pain, so loud it would have woken all the guests had the hostel not still been eerily empty. Dick You turned and stumbled down the stairs, as behind her she heard the fateful cry: “On on!” Dick You 想尖叫，卻怎麼也發不出聲音。 她立刻從床上跳起，一個滑步鑽過 Sexy Chicken 的雙腿之間，而那隻垂晃的獨眼怪就在她頭頂上方搖來晃去。 衝進走廊後，她回頭望了最後一眼。 接著從耳後抽出一支髮夾， 手腕一甩——正中那隻怪物唯一的眼睛。 Sexy Chicken 發出一聲淒厲的慘叫，聲音之大，足以吵醒整間旅館的住客 只可惜，這間旅館依舊詭異地空無一人。 Dick You 頭也不回地跌跌撞撞衝下樓梯。 就在她身後，傳來那句命運般的呼喊：「On On！」 Credits Story: Hairless Hero Translation: Second Cumming ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Sexy Chicken Cohare 副兔: Dick You ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 7.5 km + Elevation/爬升: 380 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 2 August 2026 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* YETOPIA MTB Club 野托邦登山車基地 https://maps.app.goo.gl/gb3drxuAt6uKVuNE9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take a TRA train to Guishan Station then walk to the run start 搭台鐵到龜山站然後走到A點 Parking lot at the run start A點有停車場 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 更新海產老店 https://maps.app.goo.gl/EuGJtE3T5EqUrUsQ7 *******Upcoming/接下來 ******* #2670 Hash Virus/Hard Fuck Houtong 猴硐 #2671 Period/Vulture Jinguashi 金瓜石 #2672 The Devil Within/??? Nanshijiao 南勢角 *******Dick Check******* Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn. *給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸 來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們 將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行! *******Disclaimer******* 1- First time runners! Bring a change, a set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs). 2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cell phone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar. 6- This event includes alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive. 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越 一些河。如果下雨的 話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比 較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒 *****【Give up the legal right of prosecution if accident, injury and death】***** Attending this group’s activities are based on personal will. Participants are responsible for their own health condition, safety, and insurance. This announcement is against the legal right of prosecution if any attendant or group members has any form of accident, injury or death that occurred on all group activities. *****【放棄意外及傷亡法律追訴權】***** 參加本社團活動為個人自主意願參加，身體健康無礙能自行負責個人安全者，且在活動務必能確保自身安全或自行處理保險，如個人在活動中如發生任何形式「意外」或「傷亡」，皆不得以任何法律追訴，本社團及任何領隊或其他團員，得以放棄法律追訴權者得以參加本社團活動，依此公告為證生效

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August 2, 2026 (2:30 pm) – August 2, 2026 (6:00 pm)

YETOPIA MTB Club 野托邦登山車基地 https://maps.app.goo.gl/gb3drxuAt6uKVuNE9