A Drinking Club
with a Running Problem

Running drunk around northern Taiwan since 1975

Upcoming Runs

Running every Sunday since 1975. Find the details for the upcoming runs here. Check the event calender below to see more details.

#2378 - The Small Sausage Run
1/3/2021-14:0
1/3/2021-21:0
Shengren Waterfall 聖人瀑布 https://goo.gl/maps/8npW218nqFamaPrw9> Map Link
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I am sure many of you have found yourself being led around by a dick from time to time and this Sunday we are celebrating this phenomenon.

我相信很多人一定有發現到自己時不時就會被某個雞雞/混蛋領著走吧，這個星期天就讓我們來慶祝這個現象!

This Sunday sees Mr. Sausage (our cohare) being led by his tiny sausage, small potential (our hare) on a merry jaunt around the scenic Shengren waterfall area.

看來這個星期天Mr. Sausage(咱們的副兔)就會被他的小香腸small potential (咱們的兔子)帶領，在秀麗的聖人瀑布來場歡樂的短短的旅程~

The run is easilly accesible via bus S18 from Shillin Station.

這次的run可以很簡單的從士林捷運站搭小18巴士到達。

*****When*****
*****啥時*****

01/03/2021 (FUCK YEAH NO MORE 2020)

Hares leave at14:00
兔子2點起跑

*****Where******
*****哪兒******

Shengren Waterfall
聖人瀑布
Map Link

*****How******
*****怎去******

Take Bus #s18 from Shillin station for 30 minutes to arrive at the run start.
從捷運士林站搭小18巴士，大概30分鐘可以到達起跑點

******Temporary Rules******

Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********************* **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********************* DISCLAIMER 免責聲明

1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒!
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2378-the-small-sausage-run/
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#2379 - The Horny Hash History Happy Hour Run
1/10/2021-14:0
1/10/2021-21:0
台北市台灣 | https://goo.gl/maps/CvxDzuM5pTkVzRMAA
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Taiwan hash claims to be superlative in many ways but I wager there is not one among you who would claim intelligence as one of our strongest points. For as long as this half-mind can remember we have all known that despite our logo proudly stating we were founded in 1976 we actually held our first run in the year of 19 and 75. This digitary inconsistency has rubbed some of our more OCD members the wrong way for decades and none more Captain Compulsive himself, this weeks hare. TwH3

在很多方面都宣稱我們是最鳥不起最厲害的，但是我敢打賭，所有人裡面沒人敢說高智商是我們其中之一的強項。只要某人可以記得，我們都知道，儘管咱們的logo上自豪的標明了我們是1976年創立的，但實際上我們的第一個run是在1975。這個數字上的不一致，這幾10年來一直搔的我們那些強迫症成員癢癢癢，更別說強迫症隊長他本人，也就是我們這星期的兔子。

This Sunday get schooled on the history of this Ménage d\'idiots by none other than Bamboo Laoshi. He promises that the run will be green, runnable and most importantly not 16km long.

本周日來接受Bamboo大老有關這個愚蠢hash大家庭的歷史教育。他保證這個run將會是綠油油,可跑起來的，然後更重要的是，不會再是16K那麼長!

After the run Bamboo will share some of his favorite stories from the golden age and we will do our best not to yawn. There shall also be funny down downs taking place though if you prefer that sort of thing you uncultured swine.

跑完Baboo將會分享一些在他那黃金年代他最喜歡的故事，啊我們也會盡我們最大的努力不打呵欠。當然也一定也會有有趣的噹噹，所以還不快按參加。

*****When*****
*****啥時*****

01/10/2021 - (FUCK YEAH, STILL NO MORE 2020) Hares leave at14:00
兔子2點起跑

*****Where******
*****哪兒******

Fudekeng Environmental Restoration Park
福德坑環保復育公園
Map Link

*****How******
*****怎去******

Bus #小12 from Taipei Zoo, Kunyang, Nangang, Nangang Exhibition Center MRT Station. 可從捷運動物園,昆陽,南港,南港展覽館站搭小12巴士 ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules******

Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all China Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2379-the-horny-hash-history-happy-hour-run/
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#2380 - The Weiya Wanker Run
1/17/2021-14:0
1/17/2021-21:0
Maokong
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It's that time of the year again, when cheap wine flows like... cheap wine and we all get dressed up for the annual who can throw up in the bathroom fastest competition.This Sunday Taiwan Hash gathers for Weiya led by none other than the (currently) plump Bullseye around Maokong.

The GM shall be giving away red envelopes but whats inside them nobody knows, bring a bottle of the cheapest red wine you can find and lets see who throws up at the Down Down Circle first.

*****When*****
*****啥時*****

01/17/2021 (Ok well 2021 isnt much better so far)

*****Where******
*****哪兒******

Maokong Gondola Station (Exact A point to follow later)

*****How******
*****怎去******

Take the gondola from Taipei Zoo station

******************************************
******Temporary Rules******

Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********************************************
**REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********************************************
DISCLAIMER 免責聲明

1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2380-the-annual-bullesye-fuck-off-run/
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#2381 - The Relaxing Rehab Run
1/24/2021-14:0
1/24/2021-21:0
Taoyuan
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2021 is less than 4 weeks old and holy shit has it been wild. Between American dumbsurrections, 116 km Danshui marathons and wet and wild Weiyas I think we could all use a little rehab.

2021才不過短短的4個星期，啊我的老天鵝啊它已經是這麼的瘋狂。經過了美式復活,116K的淡水馬拉松跟又濕又野的尾牙run，我想我們是時候該來點小休息了。

Miss Titties has us covered with what promises to be a chill as fuck jaunt around the Taoyuan Surrounds for what he describes as 90% running 10% checking. Fruit & Tea fields combined with Taipower trails mixed in.

Miss Titties 保證這星期會讓大家蘇湖的不得了~他將領著大家在桃園，體驗他說的90%可跑10%你得check的run，途中將會有美麗的果園與茶園混合在路徑裡。

Miss Titties promises the pack will be stuck together by nefarious checks. Racists wanna prove him wrong?

Miss Titties還保證說我們這些狗仔子們一定會被他邪惡的checks困在一起。有任何厲害的獵狗想要證明他錯了嗎?

*****When*****
*****啥時*****

01/24/2021 (2020 called he wants his drama back

*****Where******
*****哪兒******

龜山區棒球場 Guishan District Baseball Stadium
https://goo.gl/maps/fv6Ey7qPenuW8qrv7

*****How******
*****怎去******

桃園捷運A8站 13:00 一起搭計程車.
Taoyuan Airport MRT to A8 Chang Gung Memorial Hospital station then Taxi together to this point

https://goo.gl/maps/eXyYHHifZpnGxCTj8

******************************************
******Temporary Rules******

Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
********************************************
**REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********************************************
DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。

5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2381-the-trans-taoyuan-titties-run/
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#2383 - The Groundhog Run
2/7/2021-14:0
2/7/2021-22:0
236新北市土城區承天路4巷20之1號
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****What************蝦咪***** Wait, haven't we been here already? Well fuck it it worked out majestically the last two times.... Let's see which hare can do the Tucheng area best... Was it the Emergency covid run hared by our GM on short notice, Godfather's tour de force or will Ding Bu Dong take the crown home for FAS to chew on? This week Ding Bu Dong takes Say my name bitch as cohare around the..... Tucheng..... area where we will see.... you all know what we will see! Let it be known that after 2/7 Tucheng is officiallybanned as an area to run until 2022. *****When***** *****啥時***** 02/07/21 - 14:00 *****Where****** *****哪兒****** 南寮福德宮 236新北市土城區承天路4巷20之1號 https://goo.gl/maps/AFsFfMmp2UaotMMw6 *****How****** *****怎去****** Take the blue line, to Yongning station and follow flour from there to the temple ****************************************** ******Temporary Rules****** Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手 If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來 If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來 This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加 ******************************************** **REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:** Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn! **給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行! ******************************************** DISCLAIMER 免責聲明 1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their Cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive 1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2383-the-groundhog-run/
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#2384 - The Hotel Taiwan Run
2/14/2021-14:0
2/14/2021-22:0
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TwH³ #2384 – The Hotel Taiwan Run

***WHAT***
On a dark dreary Mountain, On the 4th or 5th check,
long stairs behind her, steep descent up ahead.
Up ahead in the distance she saw a Welcome bag
Her eyes focused in and calves began to twitch
It was the fucking Hare

She started sprinting
Locked in on her prey
And shouted out emphatically
“I’ll catch the cunt today”
Then bending one knew, she took chalk from her pouch
marked an arrow on a stone
to show others the way!

Welcome to the Taiwan Hash house harriers
Such an awful place
Such an awful place
Plenty of runs at the Taiwan Hash house harriers
Every fucking Sunday
You can find us there

This Sunday we celebrate the insipid nature of Taiwan’s siren call that prevents people from leaving permanently with 8 foot facial haring her first run since returning from the infected zone.

She has finished her quarantine, and isolation period and is ready to delight you all with a run around the iconic Guan Ying Shan which is and area I’m sure you all agree, we don’t run enough. The run is about 6.5km with 400M of elevation.

The cohere (fittingly) will be Cum Stain. Its sure to be an adequate run with lovely views, an exciting bash and most importantly NO WORK MONDAY!!!!

***WHEN***

Sunday, February 14th, 2021
Happy Chinese New Year
Happy Valentines day

***WHERE***

Lingyun Temple
https://maps.app.goo.gl/EsCzQtCSsT3jA6oL7

***HOW***

Take bus #020 from Luzhou MRT Station exit 1 for about 15 minutes
OR
Take Bus #785 frin Luzhou MRT station exit 3 for about 15 minutes
OR
Take Ferry across the Danshui river to Bali and Uber pool
OR
Fucking walk there

******Temporary Rules******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

**REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!DISCLAIMER 免責聲明1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2384-the-hotel-taiwan-run/
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#2385 The Loopy in Luzhou Run
2/21/2021-14:0
2/21/2021-22:0
或搭640或641公車到五股龍鳳巖 The GPS Point is https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7
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#2385 - The Loopy in Luzhou Run

***WHAT***
******蝦咪******vThis Sunday Taiwan hash takes to Luzhou.
這個周末我們去蘆州。
We are honoured to have Xiao Xiong and his son haring for us this weekend. He is considered to be the son of Godfather, and the fastest runner in Taipei Hash, so that should be enough to make you come and join!

我們很榮幸邀請到小雄做路。
The run will have minimal elevation and some beautiful scenery. We will run near the army artillery practice range, so remember, if you hear a big bang and then a whistling sound, duck and cover! If you’re not running in straight line by the end, don’t worry, you’ve just gone a bit loopy Luzhou...

***WHEN***
*****啥時*****

Sunday, February 21st , 2021
Hares leave at14:00
兔子2點起跑

***WHERE***
*****哪兒******
Flour from Luzhou MRT station Exit 1
麵粉從捷運蘆洲站一號出口撒起
https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7

***HOW***
*****怎去******

Take the MRT to Luzhou MRT station….
Exit via Exit 1…
Take bus #640 or #641 to Wugu Longfengyan
Or take an uber from Luzhou station
搭捷運到蘆洲站，一號出口出去一起搭uber
或搭640或641公車到五股龍鳳巖

The GPS Point is https://goo.gl/maps/MXTq9Rc3NAta6mWQ7

******Temporary Rules******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加
**REMINDER FOR ALL HASHERS:**

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

DISCLAIMER 免責聲明
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2385-the-loopy-in-luzhou-run/
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#2386 - 228 Joint Run
2/28/2021-14:0
2/28/2021-22:0
247新北市蘆洲區
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The 228 incident was an anti-government uprising suppressed by the Kuomingtang led Republic of China Government which killed thousands of civilians. Beginning on February 28th 1947 the number of estimated Taiwanese deaths from the incident are estimated to be somewhere between 5 and 28 thousand. The incident marked the beginning of the White Terror in which tens of thousands of other Taiwanese went missing, were imprisoned or were killed. The incident is one of the most important events in modern Taiwanese history.

**********

Ladies and genteman, 228 is here again. This year 228 falls on a Sunday and as such we have arranged to mark the solemn day with a triple joint run, bringing together Taiwan Hash, 228 Hash and New Taipei Hash House harriers.

The good news is that as the beer truck is being organised by NTH³ the prices will follow their system $200 for men, $150 for the fairer sex and a measly $50 for children under the age of admission for highschool.

Please bring your own cups and tableware as no diposable cups will be provided. All profits from the day shall be donated to charity.

********* WHEN *********
2/28/21 14:00

********* WHERE *********
Close to Luzhou MRT station

********* WHO *********
Hare: Car Park (who makes these shitty names)
Co-Hare: Bamboo

********* Price *********
$200 for men
$150 for women
$ 50 for children under highschool age and Hsinchu Hashers

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒** 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2386-228-joint-run/
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#2387 - The Yodelling in Yangmei Run
3/7/2021-14:30
3/7/2021-19:0
號, No. 69, Furen Road, Yangmei District, Taoyuan City, 326
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HARES OFF AT 14:30
Friendship ended with WINTER NOW SPRING is my Best friend

**********

Woody and Buzz
Mathilda and Leon
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Bonnie and Clyde
Han and Chewie....

Ah who am I kidding this weeks hares are more like Harry and Lloyd... Comment below if you get the reference to win fame, notoriety and a smug sense of superiority

This week sees the return of the oldest (and cutest) hare pairing on Taiwan Hash. I heard that they actually hared their first run together in 1938. Seriously these guys are institutions.

All that experience has been delicately melted into Sunday's exquisite trail around the Yangmei hinterlands.

Take the train or give MS a Hand Shandy for a ride in the MAS the choice is yours but you simply must be there.

********* WHEN *********

3/7/21 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30 Hares Off 14:30

********* WHERE *********

福人步道
Yangmei
https://goo.gl/maps/ptenxstY8gShWrAg8

********* HOW *********

Take the train
(Detailed info on public transport route to follow)

DRIVERS (English to follow)
自行駕車者請走五楊高架楊梅交流道下左轉開始有面粉

********* WHO *********

Hare: Homersexual
Co-Hare: Just look at me

********* Price *********

Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********

Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**

我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來CH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********

1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2387-the-yodelling-in-yangei-run/
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#2389 - Wetter Wilder Wulai-er
3/20/2021-10:0
3/21/2021-22:0
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It was a weekend where anything could happen and everything did. March 2015 the Hash took two small buses up the hill to Wulai.

那是一個甚麼都可能會發生的周末，也不負重望的甚麼都發生了。在那2015年的3月，hash號招了兩台小巴上了烏來。

Most of what happened that weekend is under a strict NDA signed by all attendees but what we can talk about are the runs, they were three in number and a ten in quality. My personal highlights were losing a shoe swimming across the river, climbing the mountain via gondola, taking a tiny train to happy town and claiming my first ever First man in aswell as the coveted title of "only person in" on the Sunday run.

所有的參與者被要求簽屬了很嚴格的保密協定，因此那個周末大部分發生的事就讓他留在那周末吧。不過我們可以談論的是那些很棒的run! 雖然只有3個run，但它們絕對值回票價的讓你覺得總共來了10個!!我個人的亮點是: 在游泳渡河的時候丟了一隻鞋子，搭纜車爬上山，搭著小火車到那快樂小鎮，還有還有!!宣稱我那第一次的First man in !! 當然也不能忘記星期天的時候得到了每個人夢寐以求的”Only person in”稱號。

I am sure we will share some photos of that weekend over the coming weeks but fuck the past. Lets make some new memories.

我相信我們在接下來的幾個星期將會分享一些那個周末的照片，但是，嘿，過去的事就讓他像屁一樣被風吹掉吧~讓咱們來創造新的回憶!!

This time we are going wetter and wilder in Wulai with a camping weekend organised by Slobbo Tamer, Elwood Blues and Teenvolf.

我們隆重的邀請到Slobbo Tamer, Elwood Blues 和 Teenvolf來將這次的烏來露營周變得更潮濕~~更狂野!!!

On Saturday we have a sumptuous A to A run hared by Slobbo Tamer and Teenvolf from our campground at what can only be described as the end of the road in Wulai. The run is 6.5km, boasts a swimming hole, beer check and sumptuous scenery.

星期六，Slobbo Tamer 和 Teenvolf會精心策畫一個A to A，從我們營地出發的烏來絕妙路徑。長度大約會是6.5K，會有清涼的游泳點，beer check 跟壯麗的風景。

On Sunday Elwood Blues takes us slowly home with a Xindian run to end all Xindian runs. More information will be provided about SUNDAY run soon

星期天，Elwood Blues將帶著我們慢慢地跑回家，結束點應該會是在新店，有關星期天run的訊息會再慢慢補上。

INFO ABOUT SATURDAY
有關星期六的資訊

No tents are available at the campground to rent so work together to set up your own shit.

營地沒有提供租借帳篷，請自行想辦法弄到你要睡覺的地方。

Tent placements cost $500 for the night. That fee should be divided between people sleeping in the tent.... obviously.

營地收費一頂帳篷一晚500元，這費用請睡在每頂帳篷裡的人們自行分攤...這不是在說廢話嗎。

No public transport goes where we are going so the Hash will be providing buses to the location and back. Bus fee is divided evenly among all passengers.

將無法搭乘大眾交通工具到達該營地，所以去跟回大家將會一起搭hash巴士，巴士的費用將均分在每個乘客上。

Bash fee before beer will be around $300 per person on Saturday night.

不算啤酒的話，星期六晚上的bash大約會是300元。

There is a Breakfast shop nearby where beers and cigarettes can be acquired.

那邊附近會有一個早餐店，你可以在那買到啤酒跟香菸。

Pricing for the run on Saturday is $250 for men $200 for women, with that money we will buy as much beer as possible. When it runs out there is a family shop nearby where you can replenish your fluids at your own expense.

星期六的run，男性是250元，女性是200元，用這些錢我們會盡量買到足夠大家喝的啤酒，但是要是不幸被喝光光後，旁邊有個小雜貨店，你可以用你自己的錢去補充你想喝的飲料。

Pricing for Sunday run is as normal. 啊星期天的費用就跟平常一樣~

********* WHEN 啥時 *********
3/20/21 - 3/21/21

********* WHERE 哪兒 *********

SATURDAY 烏來大羅蘭生態農場露營區

Google Maps Link SUNDAY TBA

********* HOW 怎去 *********

Drivers: Drive to the Campground Peasants: Write bus me in the comments to join the first party bus of the year.

開車者: 自行開車到營地乘客: 請在下方留下"bus me"以參加今年第一場派對巴士 !!

People who want to attend only the Sunday run Info will be updated asap!

只想要跑星期天的人，星期天活動資訊將稍後補上

********* WHO *********
SATURDAY: Slobbo Tamer & Teenvolf SUNDAY: Elwood Blues

********* Price *********
Its complicated... read above

很複雜...請閱讀上面的文章

In summary on Saturday 總結來說
Saturday Bus + camping spot + Saturday run fee + Bash + after down downs beer + Sunday Bus + Sunday Run fee

星期六的巴士+營地租借費+星期六的跑費+Bash＋噹噹之後你還想喝的啤酒+星期天的巴士+星期天的跑費

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**

我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2389-wetter-wilder-wulai-er/
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#2390 - The 3 idiot runs
3/28/2021-14:30
3/28/2021-23:0
芝山站
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I remember the first time I met Weeping Pussy, I had no idea who he was but he spared no time in letting me know about the obscene amount of trophies lining every available space in his house.

我還記得我那第一次見到Weeping Pussy的摸門，那時我都還不知道他是哪位，但他就已經不遺餘力的拼命讓我知道他家堆了滿山遍谷的獎盃。

The excess of accomplishment must weigh heavy on Weeping Pussy's shoulders. Or more to the point on his wife's patience as he has promised medals for the podium finishers of this weeks long run no doubt clearing up shelf space for his beleaguered and bored missus to place whatever it is people put up on shelves, cats or something.

這些錦上添花的成就對Weeping Pussy來說大概已經有點沉重，或是他老婆的耐心也到了極限，所以這個星期他將頒發獎牌給那些站上凸台的人。這將為他那飽受困擾且覺得窮極無聊的太座清出不少空間，來擺放平常人會放上架子上的東西，貓啦或是任何物品

This run is actually 3 AtoA runs apparently, covering Yanmingshan, Neihu and Shilin. I am supremely confident that everything will go perfectly as planned and there will be absolutely no fuck ups whatsoever.

啊這次的run其實是超值的3個A to A 亂~ 涵蓋了陽明山,內湖跟士林。TM我超級有把握一切一定都會超級完美，絕對都會照著計劃走，且絕絕對對不會發生任何混亂。

FROM THE HARES (Thank-you for organising the important info for me!) Weeping Pussy, Cum Stain, and Inexplicably Popular take us to run in Taipei suburb near Shilin area. Three hares will present three routes, Super-S, S, and L. The runs will cover Yangmingshan, Neihu, and Shilin districts with river tracing, giant stones, thick bamboo forest, rope climbing, slipper terrains, and epic views.

三隻兔子第一次合作帶台灣健龍去台北近郊跑山，兔子們掛保證台灣健龍們沒跑過的新路線與新挑戰，巨石陣，攀繩溯溪，美麗竹林，眺望的美景，一定好玩刺激，兔子堅持當天要現撒麵粉，三隻兔子，三條路線，路線涵蓋陽明山，內湖，士林地區，讓大家跑的過癮，暢快喝啤酒。

HARE: 主兔: Weeping Pussy 0926776166
COHARE: 副兔: Cum Stain, Inexplicably Popular

WHERE? Zhishan Park ( beginning of Zhishan RD, Sec. 1.)
至善公園 (臺北市士林區至善路一段起點)
GPS: https://goo.gl/VKsqxz (1) 大眾交通工具
Public Transportation： https://goo.gl/AOt4kD
【捷運劍潭捷運站 1號出口】，搭公車小15, 小15區, 小16, 小17,小18, 小19, 10分鐘到(泰北中學) 直走到雙溪公園對面集合地點。

Take MRT to JianTan MRT station exit 1 and take bus S 15, S16, S17, S18, S19 and get off at TAI-BEI High School. Follow flour and walk straight 5 mins.

(2) 【捷運士林捷運站2號出口】，步行前往福林路到至善公園集合點約15分 https://goo.gl/8BwIbg or Get off at Shilin MRT exit 2 walk to Fulin Road to Zhishan Park.

(3) Bash: 一極鮮-芝山捷運站 Seafood restaurant Zhishan exit 1

(4) * LOST?? 迷路?? * Hare 兔子Jerry: 0926776166

********* Price *********

Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********

Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**

我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來CH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********

1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2390-the-3-idiot-runs-2/
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#2391 - The Harry's Heroes Run
4/4/2021-14:0
4/4/2021-18:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/harrysheros.jpg
*********
WHAT?
*********
**BUS RUN**
**GET ON THE BUS**
******蝦咪******
**巴士亂**
**給我坐上巴士**

FROM THE HARES
Between the 1st and 16th April 1945 the American Armed Forces liberated Thüringen, the home of our hares, from Nazi rule.To remember this day, our hares prepared an awesome trail in the Djungle including 2 Km of freshly cut virgin trailes, a beercheck and some increadible views.Join the hares for German Beer, German Sausage and German Humor.

兔子們捎來的訊息1945年的4月1號到16號，美軍從納粹德國的手中解放了我們兔子的故鄉，圖林根。為了紀念這一天，兔子們在叢林裡準備了一條超讚的路徑，包括了2Km他們親手開疆闢林的處女路徑，beercheck跟一些絕美的風景。快來體驗兔子們給大家帶來的德國啤酒,德國香腸和德式幽默。

FROM THE TM
I have to say that sometimes appearances can be deceiving. Despite these two hares looking like perfect candidates for the role of an adult Augustus Gloop in some sort of twisted Disney remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, last year they hared one the most scintillating and surprising runs in an area that I was fully sure I knew every traversable path in. It was clear that they were naturals. This year they were one of the first haring groups I approached, and I demanded that they exceed last year's quality.

TM想跟大家說的
我真的不得不說，外表有時候真的會騙人。儘管這兩隻兔子看起超級適合在迪士尼那個奇怪版本的查理與巧克力工廠演成人版的 Augustus Gloop，但他們去年卻是在一個我覺得我都已經熟透了每一個路徑的地區，做出了令人驚艷又驚嘆的run。所以很自然的，他們是今年第一組我馬上就連絡的兔子，而且我要求他們一定要超過去年的水準。

Every weekend since then they have been sending me pictures of reccies. This trail has been trimmed more than MeToo’s bush at an erection bash. Literally months in the making and curated to excess this trail promises to push the bar for run of the year to a new high. I am exceedingly excited to see what they have come up with this year and have no doubt that they can live up to the hype from last years offering.

從那之後，每個周末他們都寄給我看他們去探路的照片。他們的路徑已經整理得比Me Too的”祕密花園”還要完善。真心不騙，經過了數月的醞釀跟精心策畫，這條路徑一定會將今年可以稱為好路的門檻推向一個新高。我超級興奮地想要看到他們今年到底會推出甚麼樣的東西，而且絕對相信他們不會辜負去年的成果。

Make sure you join the TWH³ party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing and prepare your buttholes for some German Sausage, this ones gonna be lit….

快排除萬難加入從忠孝復興開出的TWH³趴替巴士，然後讓你的屁屁準備好迎接這些德國香腸，他們將點燃...

wait for it...
等等...

it's coming...
來囉...

…..like Dresden!
...像是德列斯敦!

HARE: Hitler’s missing Testicle
COHARE: Pissmeister

*********
WHERE
*********

*****哪兒******
Near Fugui Station
GPS: https://goo.gl/maps/hdj6xFTwP8DTZnSK9
靠近富貴火車站

*********
HOW?
*********
Take the party bus leaving from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:00 Sharp
Drivers can follow the google maps link above.

*****怎去******
搭上準時12點從忠孝復興開車的趴替巴士
開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖連結

********* Price *********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money. 請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home. 如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home. 如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk. 這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********

Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**

我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2391-the-harrys-heroes-run/
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#2392 - The Run up Chiang's Back Passage
4/11/2021-14:30
4/11/2021-18:30
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2392-back-passage.jpg
********* WHAT? *********
******蝦咪******

**FROM THE HARES**
The information below is confirmed.
1.My cohare is Philipp.
2.We will make the run at 圓山.
3.We will cut the trail on Friday, so I will provide the distance and elevation later (Don’t you just love organised hares)

兔子們捎來的訊息以下是有得到確認的資訊
1.我的副兔是Philipp
2.我們會在圓山做路
3.星期五我們會去砍路，所以我到時才能給你距離跟爬升有多少 (你怎麼能不愛這麼有組織能力的兔子們勒)

**FROM THE TM**
Finally woke up from my bus run hangover. Ok… Event… run… post go. I’ve got this. This Sunday the GM of… a hash with a strange birthday cake fetishization culture will hare a run for our… hash. The run is in…and on Yuanshan. Find the A point in the park by Yuanshan station. I could probably theme it about the new tunnels that were opened in the hotel there… Chiang’s back passage or something. Yeah that’s a good name The Run up Chiang’s back
passage, I will go with that. TM想跟大家說的好的...我終於從上星期天的趴替巴士宿醉中清醒了。好...我...得...來...po這星期的...活動... 我...可以的... 這個星期天...某個對生日蛋糕有奇怪戀物癖文化的hash的會長將幫...我們做路。啊...這個路會是在...圓山。A點會是在圓山站附近的公園。我大可以用那個圓山飯店這次開放的新隧道幫本次的run命名...老蔣的後方通道還是啥的。嘿啊，不覺得這名字很好嗎---”一路跑過老蔣的後方通道”，我覺得可以。

The run promises cut trail on Yuanshan, like trails that were cut recently, not cut 50 years ago by KMT soldiers for the pleasure of Madam. New trails on Yuanshan… that’s pretty cool. Ok my interest has been piqued.

這次的run保證是在圓山砍出來的路，是看起來就像最近才剛砍的路，而不是50年前國民黨士兵們為了討好夫人砍出來的那些路。在圓山上有新路...那很酷也!! 好吧，我被撩起來了。

We will bash at Maji Square where the beers flow crafty and the food comes in literally any nationality you like… It should serve as a good recovery run from the madness of last weeks party bus! BTW this guy has one of the most boring hash names I’ve ever heard… Come fix it! Bash

會在Maji廣場，那裏有不停歇的啤酒，還有各式各樣的食物隨你自己喜歡選擇。經過了上星期瘋狂的趴替巴士，你可以從這周的跑得到很好的恢復。啊對了，兔子這傢伙有我聽過最無聊的兔名，快來參加，一起改造他!!

********* WHERE *********
*****哪兒******

Near Yuanshan MRT Station
靠近圓山捷運站 https://goo.gl/maps/tuN2B3rXxex3sDd6A

********* HOW? *********
Take the MRT to Yuanshan Station
搭捷運到圓山站

Unicycle tour departs from Sandiaoling at 8am
跟著TM早上8點從三貂嶺站騎單輪車(他說他是認真的!)

Or walk follow the flour from Yuanshan MRT exit 2
或者，從圓山MRT2號出口步行

********* Price *********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2392-the-run-up-chiangs-back-passage-free--/
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#2393 - The Walrus and the Carpenter Run
4/18/2021-14:30
4/18/2021-18:30
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2walrus-run-2393-v02.png
********* WHAT? *********
******蝦咪******

'O Hashers, come and run with us!
Dr Vagina Face and Juicy Kiwi did beseech,
A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the river reach.'
O Hashers，快點來跟我們一起跑步!
Dr Vagina Face 和Juicy Kiwi 殷殷懇求你~
順著小河，快樂的散步，
快樂的聊天~

In a break from their usual running around in the dark on Friday nights, our hares invite you to come follow their siren call, and the flour, see where it gets you this Sunday.
這個星期天，兔子們想要稍微跳脫他們平常黑嘛嘛的星期五夜跑，他們邀請大家一起來跟著他們的警報聲和麵粉，看你最後會到達哪裡。

Dr Vagina Face and current TyMH3 GM, Juicy Kiwi promise an A to A trail of 8 km starting at Yingge Sports Center. This trail will truly get you juicy, it boasts beautiful views back down over Taipei, cut trail, trees, rocks, bamboo, and an opportunity for no less than 5 bathroom breaks. Yep, count’em!
Dr Vagina Face和目前的桃園捷運兔GM: Juicy Kiwi 將帶來一個從鶯歌運動中心起跑的A to A 8 公里的路。這條路跑將名副其實的多汁，有可以看得到台北的美麗景色，砍好的路徑，樹林，石頭，竹林，還有機會有不少於5個的洗手間休息。是低~你可以數數看!

These two old sea dogs have been traipsing around the finest scenery and the best bash spots in Taiwan for many years. So, they both know a thing or two about clammy oysters. One of them has even ended up with one on his hash name.
多年以來，這兩個老司機一直在台灣最好的風景跟最棒的bash 餐廳間遊蕩。所以他們都很了解牡蠣，有一個甚至把牡蠣放在他的兔名的最後。

He tells me the bash will be a gourmet one, especially if you’re a seafood lover - all you can eat grilled oysters. Any pearls belong to the hare.
他跟我說這次的bash會超級好吃，尤其假如你愛吃海鮮----烤牡蠣隨你吃到飽，啊不過找到任何珍珠都要歸兔子。

Disclaimer - All involvement with oysters is voluntary, chicken, pork and other shit food based innuendos will also be available.
免責申明--所有跟牡蠣有關的行為都是自願的，也會提供雞肉豬肉還有其他亂七八糟的食物。

'O hashers,' said the hares, You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because...'
They'd all got the shits after eating too many oysters.

O Hashers，兔子們說著，
你們都有愉快的跑步了!
要不要我們再小跑步回家勒?
但是都沒有回應，其實也不奇怪啦，
因為... 大家都吃了太多的牡蠣，都在跑廁所中。

********* WHERE *********
*****哪兒******
Yingge Sports Center
鶯歌運動中心 https://goo.gl/maps/2rWxV7oy1DxBiYnH8

********* HOW? *********
Take the train to Yingge train station (only 30 mins), follow the flour.
搭火車到鶯歌(只要30分鐘!)，跟著麵粉走

********* Price *********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2393-the-walrus-and-the-carpenter-run/
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#2394 - The Joint Run
4/25/2021-0:0
4/25/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/AIR-joint-run.jpg
*********
WHAT?
*********
******蝦咪******
**FROM THE HARES**
This month's run is coming in hot and it's going to be a beautiful 12k run in Xiangshan home of our beloved GM Dick Sandwich. He is going to make sure that everyone who makes the trip for AIR gets treated to at least one good run over the course of the weekend. You'll have plenty of trial time to sweat about all the mistakes you probably made the night before.
For those of you not attending AIR, don't worry, it's not obligatory for you to attend AIR to attend this run. We've decided to join up with our Taiwan Hash brothers from Taipei and run on a Sunday together.
Take the TSR to Xiangshan Station and the run start is an easy 1k walk from the station.This trail promises lots of rolling hills and a ghoulishly fun beer check. You won't want to miss it.

**From the TM**
It comes but once a year but still somehow seemingly all too often.
Yes that's right its that time of year again. Roll up roll up the freaks are on parade.
Its the H4XTwH³ joint run. This year coming right off the back of the AIR run it promises to be a hungover affair.
Hared by none other than the illustrious GM himself, the Gem of the south, the belle of the ball (sack), Dick Sandwich and cohared by recent victim of a dramatized re-enactment of racially motivated police execution; "It doesn't matter"The run has been described by Dick sandwich as... the best run happening on that particular Sunday in that particular line of longitude, promising stuff...
Let's be honest Taiwan Hash we aren't going for the run. We just want to see what utter stupidity our gene-pool diversity challenged cousins can come up with to top last year.Its rather inconveniently located near a train station literally tens of kilometres away from (cultured) civilisation for those of you (un)fortunate enough to have skipped the AIR run.

RUN INFO
**When****何時**
SUNDAY, April 25th, 2021
Hares off at 2PM 兔子2 起跑
Hare: Dick Sandwich
Co-Hare: It Doesn't Matter
A-A Run
Distance: 12km
Schedule for Sunday (4/25)
13H30: Meet at run start:
https://goo.gl/maps/EpYWoSQfhANgEkMv8
14H00: Hares off
17H00: Down-downs
17h00: Bash
Cost for the run, beer, drinks, and snacks:
300 NT$ for guys
200 NT$ for girls
*********
WHERE
*********
*****哪兒******
near Xiangshan Train station (IN HSINCHU)
https://goo.gl/maps/gGUjoR2PDR1iG28y8
*********
HOW?
*********
Take the Fuxing shuttle train departing at 10:21 from Taipei main station on Sunday
or
Google maps it you cunts, what you want me to wipe your arse for you aswell?
or
Hold a broom between your legs tightly and quidditch your way to Hsinchu in style. You're a wizard Harry!
or
If you are following the AIR run weekend itinerary wake up from your Airbnb, throw up and get on the bus.

********* Price *********
Men $300
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2394-the-joint-run/
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#2395 - The Miner's Secret Run
5/2/2021-14:30
5/2/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/2395.jpg
********* WHAT? *********
******蝦咪******
LONG: 8KM Gloves advised, should be a fast runner
SHORT: 7km Participation award

Arthur U Fag is a man that needs no introduction around these parts.

This Sunday we return to Taipei triumphantly after the weekend of debauchery and defecation that was AIR 2021.

The Hare reports, and I am not making any of this up, that he had heard tale of this trail from a eccentric, hiccupping miner as a young boy in the year of 19 and 49. Desperately he searched and searched to find it but to no avail.

Decades were spent hunting for this fabled path only to be met with disappointment (from not finding it), dysentery (from creeping around Taipei's old sewer systems) and dyslexia (from skipping school or something I don't know OK I just like alliteration).

Fast forward countless years and the young boy grew into a curmudgeonly old man. Beset with a great illness that hares know all too well: The Reccie Blue Balls.

And that it seemed, was that... Until a fateful day in February of this year when AUF wearily put on his trail shoes, puled up his shorts, straightened his Reccie tie , accosted a young co hare, strapped his machete onto his back and set out for one more hunt.

He had a roughly drawn map stained a faded red with Binglan spittle that had been given to to him all those decades ago, but, wait... what was this? Faded to a mirage but undeniable. A pencil scratching.... "Kunyang MRT Exit 4 follow the chalk for 300M" How had he not seen this before? How could the miner have known that Taipei would be home one day to a word renowned Mass Rapid Transport system and construction of Kunyang station would be in close proximity to the trailhead of legend?

It doesnt matter, thought AUF reinvigorated, and feeling a tickle down below quite unlike any he had felt in years.

On-On he shouted to no-one in particular! This was going to be Taiwan Hash H³'s best run ever.

AUF promises to regale us with the story orally on Sunday....
I like Oral.

********* WHERE *********
*****哪兒******
Kunyang Station Exit 4 (follow the flour for 300M)
https://goo.gl/maps/kyfm8vLNDY6RdCJn7

********* HOW? *********
Take the MRT to Kunyang station and walk or Head down to Al's Magic carpet emporium on Guanfu South road to avail of the limited time 120% discount on Carpet rentals for Hashers only. Then fly your worries away.
or
Fly from Dehli
https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search...

********* Price *********
Men $300
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2395-the-miners-secret-run/
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#2396 - The Nowhere Run
5/9/2021-14:30
5/9/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/nowhere-run.jpg
BUS RUN!!!!

*********
WHAT?
*********
******蝦咪******
This Sunday sees the eagerly anticipated return to the TwH3 hares roster of one of our long-standing hares, Arthur's Backdoor, assisted by the ever-pleasant former GM of TwH³ Desperate Hashwife.
The hares promise us a run-of-the-year contender in classic hashing territory. Expect a delightful romp on the gentle slopes of Taoyuangu with a great variety of terrain; restored rice terraces, old farmhouses and the famous buffalo pastures topped off with those spectacular ocean views. Long and short trail options are available suitable for runners/walkers of all ages and fitness levels.
We can only take small buses up to the run start which means places are extremely limited. You need to bus yourself fast if you want a spot so don't leave us hanging. Buses depart from Zhongxiao Fuxing at 12:30pm.
Note from the Trail Master (nobody is still feeling sore about the 6 nations) "something vaguely funny about Wales ..."
There will be a keg of draft beer at the run from our sponsor Redpoint Brewing!

*********
WHERE
*********
*****哪兒******
Nowhere
Taoyuangu Hiking Trail Entrance
https://goo.gl/maps/vU3cWfv97m3oaEHR6

*********
HOW?
*********
Bus your own Face in the comments below
or
Drive to the Google Maps point above
or
Throw an Ender Eye really really far
or
Get in a probability drive enabled ship and try really hard to goto France

********* Price *********
Men $300
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2396-the-nowhere-run/
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#2414 - The Fulong Fumble Run
9/5/2021-14:0
9/5/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/fulong-run.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
********
WHAT?
*********
******蝦咪******
Oh it's been so very long since we last felt the burning sensation of hot sand searing our toes.
This Sunday the Leash and Spongecake take us to the coast of Fulong for an 8km 350M elevation jaunt.
There might even be a bash!
啊~~~距離上一次我們的腳趾頭被熱沙燙的不要不要的，已經很久很久了...
這個星期天the Leash(虎媽)和 Spongecake將帶著我們在福隆海邊來個8 Km+350 M爬升的野跑。而且結束後很有可能會有bash喔!!

The Leash has finally ceeded to popular opinion and promises that Sundays run will be exceptionally runnable even for organic life forms.
Expect beautiful views, thrilling down hill sprints and ups that while challenging should not leave us praying for mercy.
虎媽這次終於決定聽從大多數人的意見，拍胸脯保證說這星期天的run，就算你已經在家軟爛3個月了也還是跑得了。等著來欣賞美麗的景色, 來勁的下坡衝刺跟爬升吧!保證雖然會有一定的挑戰性，但不至於會讓你哀北靠木!!

Hares are off at 14:30 for a wonderful day of hashing!
What a boring run post, sorry I haven't had my coffee yet. Oh well no one reads this part anyway. Happy Christmas everyone!
兔子們下午2點半準時起跑~開啟美好hash的一天!
拍謝TM我今早沒喝咖啡，所以生出一篇這麼無聊的宣傳文...啊管他的哩，反正根本不會有人認真看。大家聖誕快樂嘿~

*********
WHERE
*********
*****哪兒******
https://goo.gl/maps/Me25LMjLRq37X8M47
*********
HOW?
*********
Take the train
搭火車
*********
Price
*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2414-the-fulong-fumble-run-2/
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#2415 - The Brokeback Run
9/12/2021-14:0
9/12/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2415-banner.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

********WHAT?*********
******蝦咪******
注意~ 這次跑步的集合地點因為颱風改到捷運復興崗站囉!!
I wish I knew how to quit you...
How many times have those words been targeted towards the Hash?
Well none have uttered them more than the man himself, HomerSexual.
喔~我多希望可以知道如何戒掉你...
你有多少次想對hash說出這句話?
好吧，大概沒有人比王先生(HomerSexual)更能說出這些話了。

This week Homersexual and Midnight Cowboy take us on a run sure to break your back around the Beitou area.
He is an A-list hare so a perfect trail is guaranteed.
這個星期王先生和 Midnight Cowboy 將帶我們去北投地區，給大家來一場一定會讓你累歪歪的跑步。老王此等特優好兔，絕對保證這次的路徑超完美!

*********WHERE*********
*****哪兒******
Location : GuizaiKang Beitou貴子坑北投
Flour Start from Fuxing-gang MRT station
麵粉會從捷運復興崗站開始撒起
Drivers:
https://goo.gl/maps/EbMkjk5Cu6FZijiy9

*********HOW?*********
Fuxing-gang MRT station and follow the flour
搭捷運到復興崗站，然後跟著麵粉走

*********
Price
*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2414-the-fulong-fumble-run/
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#2416 - The Pomelo Scrumpers Run
9/19/2021-14:0
9/19/2021-19:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Pomelo-run-v03.png-scaled.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

********WHAT?*********
******蝦咪******
Hobo Homo discovered this trail back when he first came to Taiwan, all those moon festivals ago. Without any Chinese to speak of everything was left to gestures. After meeting a young farm girl on the side of the road, he quickly got to work with his best Ozzie chat up lines. Finally he moved to seal the deal. She nodded, smiled, took him by the hand and they mounted her scooter. It cost him 600NT for those 3 boxes of pomelos.
But there is a happy ending. 6 months later he finished work at her father's pomelo orchards, the same ones we'll be running next Sunday. He has frolicked along every trail, shagged behind every bush and swam naked in every pool. Get ready for a guide from a local expert.

From the Hare: The run is an A->B run, starting at the Mudan Train Station and finishing back at a gorgeous riverside down down location.On the run you can look forward to river tracing, swimming holes, Japanese historical sites, and a very nice and runnable trail. We will finish at a gorgeous down-down location, where you can enjoy cold beer, swimming in the river accompanied by the best Down-Downs Taiwan has to offer.Hares off at 2:30. The truck won't wait for you and your bags forever if you're late.

*********WHERE*********
*****哪兒******
Location :
A Point: Meet-Up Location: Mudan Train Station
https://goo.gl/maps/CV1jHkw4UzJwirpH9

B Point: Down-Downs Location: https://goo.gl/maps/HX5N7G8ohbJhZP3s6

After the run we have a truck available to take you back to the A point at Mudan train station.

Drivers:
Park your car here and walk to the Meet-up location (2.5km gentle walk down-hill)https://goo.gl/maps/6GftQukvjHfKWg4MA

*********HOW?*********
Take the train to Mudan station and put your stuff on the truck and run. After the run we have a truck available to take you back to Mudan train station.

Contact the Hare:Homo Hobo 0984001782

*********Price*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2416-the-pomelo-scrumpers-run-2/
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#2417 - The Linkou Layover Run
9/26/2021-14:0
9/19/2021-19:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2417-banner.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

********WHAT?***************蝦咪******
With Moon Festival behind us and Down Island just ahead we find ourselves in Limbo patiently waiting the madness that will come in October.
Hard Disk and Tank come together to fill the void inside all of us with a picturesque amble around trails in Linkou which we do not get to often enough.The linkou layover run will take us touring around the beautiful natural surrounds of the border between Xin Bei and Taoyuan.
Make your way there via Airport MRT or car.
隨著中秋剛過，全島特跑就在眼前，我們覺得自己處在一個空窗期，耐心的等待瘋狂降臨在10月。Hard Disk 和Tank這時挺身而出，將一起填補我們所有人內心的空白，帶大家暢遊永遠嫌去的不夠多的林口優美路徑，遊覽新北和桃園之間美麗的自然環境。你可以簡單地搭機場捷運或是開車到達起跑點。

*********WHERE*********
*****哪兒******
Location :
https://goo.gl/maps/44DkbUyhXqF6bPXH6

*********HOW?*********
Take MRT to airport line station A9
Drive to GPS point above.
搭機場捷運到A9站
開車者請跟著上面的估狗地圖

*********Price*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2416-the-pomelo-scrumpers-run/
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#2418 - The Big Fat Beach Down Island Weekend
10/1/2021-18:0
10/3/2021-18:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/DI-FB-banner-v03.png
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
********WHAT?*********
******蝦咪******
Down Island in Kaohsiung baby! Yeah, it’s not Bali, but tough shit – ha ha you can’t get to Bali. So come to the beach and have fun at DI.
Sign-up here: https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39
歐耶~~~高雄我們來啦!!!!好啦，我知道不是峇厘，但是．．．哈哈，這時機你根本不能去峇厘啊!! 所以快來參加Down Island，一起在沙灘上享樂吧~~
報名聯結 : https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39

After almost all the other big hash events were cancelled this summer, finally this is your chance to let rip in the furthest place possible from Taipei. I’m not talking about shuffling off to the corner for a silent one after too much bean soup. I’m talking more beautiful trail and scenery than you can shake a stick at, dancing on the bar and enough beer, beach and sunshine to satisfy even the most pent up and frustrated hashers.
幾乎這個夏天本來所有要舉辦的hash大型活動都被取消了，總算這是你可以在最遠離台北的地方起肖的機會。我可不是說在喝了太多無聊飲料後拖著腳走到角落里安靜地呆著。我說的可是讓你可以搖擺的很多美麗山徑跟風景，在酒吧裡跳舞，還有很多很多的啤酒，海灘，陽光，即使是最壓抑和沮喪的 hasher也一定會得到滿足。

Come with us to the jewel of southern Taiwan, as we cram every holiday you’ve missed this summer into a weekend extravagance of fun and debauchery. This year we're staying on on Cijin island beach, a mere 60m from the sand and beach bar. Perfect for, hmm yeah well I know what you shameless lot get up to on the beach.
快來跟著我們去探索那台灣南方的寶石吧~我們把你今年夏天錯過的每個假期都塞進了這個周末的狂歡和放蕩中。今年我們將住在旗津沙灘附近，距離海灘跟酒吧只有短短的60公尺。非常地的適合...嗯...ㄟ...我知道你們這些羞羞臉人都在海灘上做些甚麼。

Friday:
We’ll be in the beach bar from 6:30pm, join us when you can. Make your own way to Kaohsiung according to your work schedule and budget, choose cheap and slow or less cheap and fast (see below). Just don’t miss out on a fun first night.
星期五:
下午6:30開始我們都會待在海灘酒吧，你隨時可以加入我們。請自行依照你的上班時間跟預算抵達高雄，選擇便宜的，沒那麼便宜的，或是快的(請參照下方)方式，就是不要錯過開心的第一夜。

Saturday:
AM Beach party followed by KH3 afternoon beach run – Our own Shitty Shrinkage and his KH3 co-hare Frozen Nuts have prepared a beach run to crown all beach runs. Jungle, monkeys, mountain trails and swimming. Followed by down downs on the beach. Like DI wasn’t enough fun already, Saturday is also an official joint run, there will of course be the chance for some friendly rivalry and bonding with our fellow KH3 hashers from down south.

Saturday night bash, beach party and then special midnight run.
星期六:
早上海灘趴~隨之而來的是下午KH3舉辦的海灘run -- 我們自家的Shitty Shrinkage和他KH3的副兔Frozen Nuts，準備了一條將可以稱霸所有海灘run的海灘run: 叢林,猴子,山徑跟游泳，然後會在海灘上舉行down down。好像還嫌DI不夠有趣似的，星期六甚至也是一個正式的聯合跑。大家將有機會認識切磋聯結一下我們身在南方KH3朋友們。星期六晚上的bash, 海灘趴跟接著而來的”午夜特跑”~

Sunday:
AM short hangover run on the island, then a relaxed and shady afternoon run on Kaohsiung’s forgotten Japanese mountain.
Early bash start and finish time for everyone heading back up north.

星期天:
早上將會有短短的宿醉run，然後在高雄被遺忘的日本山上來個輕鬆陰涼的下午跑步。Bash會提早舉辦，然後及時結束讓大家可以順利北上。

Places are limited, sign-up ASAP or risk missing out on what could be the best weekend of your life*.
Sign-up here: https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39

Registration closes when all places are gone or else on Sep 20th.

Alternative fact: DI has been described as “the highlight of my life” and "the pinnacle of my hashing career”.

* You might get married, meet the love of your life, win the lottery etc while attending DI this year.

名額有限，報名從速，否則可能會錯過的是你一生中最美好的周末*。
報名聯結 : https://forms.gle/C6fZ6sCWo9RQpdd39
額滿後即停止報名，或是直到9月20日。
你應該知道的一個事實：DI 被描述為“我生命中的亮點”和“我hash生涯的頂峰”。
* 你可能會在今年參加 DI 期間結婚，遇到你一生的摯愛，中樂透等等。

*********WHERE*********
*****哪兒******

Kaohsiung. Cijin Island

Beachfront accommodation is 60m to the sand.
https://goo.gl/maps/6Fm7TiXSofij6Td88

高雄，旗津區
海濱民宿，距離沙灘60公尺
https://goo.gl/maps/6Fm7TiXSofij6Td88

Run starts are within the city area and easily accessible by public transport. Runs explore the amazing coast and scenery near the city.

Sunday run and bash are within stumbling distance of the Zuoying HSR station and nearby the bus terminals.

跑步起點位於市區內，搭公共交通工具就可輕鬆抵達。用跑步來探索城市附近令人驚嘆的海岸和風景吧~
星期天的run 和 bash 位於左營高鐵站的步行距離內，靠近巴士總站。

*********Price*********

4000 NT

Includes Saturday + Sunday runs, 2 bashes, 2 breakfasts, beers, vodkas, beach front accommodation (2 nights), DI gift, beach party
Does not include lunch, there are loads of markets and stuff around the hotel.

費用4000台幣

包括週六 + 週日跑步、2 個bash、2 份早餐、啤酒、伏特加酒、海濱住宿（2 晚）、DI 禮物還有海灘趴~
注意不包括午餐，住宿點的周圍有很多市場和東西可以自行採買

*********HOW?*********

Walk: Free. (3 days) one way
Bus: 600 NT (5h) one way
Express train: 843 NT (4h) one way
HSR: book early and get 1043 NT (30% off) 1192 NT (20% off) 1341 NT (10% off), 1490 NT full price (1h40 / 2h) one way

如何去？
用走的：免費（3天）單程
巴士：600 NT (5小時) 單程
自強號：843 NT (4 小時) 單程
高鐵：看你多早訂票 -- 早鳥票1043 NT（30% off）1192 NT（20% off）1341 NT（10% off），1490 NT 全價（1h40 / 2h）單程

FAQ
How are we doing this when every other major hash event has been cancelled, since Co-fifi came to town? Restrictions on gathering sizes have been relaxed now and practically speaking, renting private busses was and is almost financially impossible (can only fill to 50% capacity) so we have a city based DI. Make your own way to and from Kaohsiung via public transport. Travel within the city is easy and cheap via pubic transport.

Why are we doing this? Is it safe? Restrictions have been lifted to the point where it’s not irresponsible to travel around the island anymore. We will be following all COVID protocols – hand sanitising, temperature checks, QR code contact tracing. If you don’t feel safe coming, then stay at home for now. We look forward to welcoming you back to the hash when things are back to normal and you feel safe to re-join us.

常問問題
自從疫情限制以來，當所有其他主要hash的大型活動都被取消時，我們為何可以還是舉辦DI？現在對聚會規模的限制已經放寬，但實際上，要租用私人巴士對我們的財政幾乎是不可能的（因為規定只能 50% 的容量），所以這次我們將有一個基於城市的 DI。請自行搭乘公共交通工具往返高雄。通過公共交通工具在城市內旅行既方便又便宜。

我們為什麼這樣做？安全嗎？限制已經解除到不再不負責任地環島旅行的地步。我們將遵循所有的防疫規定——手部消毒、測量體溫、掃QR cord實名制。如果你還是覺得來這裡不安全，那麼就請呆在家裡。當一切恢復正常並且你覺得可以安全地重新加入我們時，我們期待著歡迎你回到hash。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/the-big-fat-beach-down-island-weekend-2021/
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#2400 - Back To The Future: The 2400th Run
10/10/2021-14:0
10/10/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2400.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
蝦咪?

After a few years of marriage, Pussy Vindaloo and Father Cockeye started to miss their wild adventures together, when Father Cockeye had 2 eyes and Pussy Vindaloo looked 16 years old (now you know the real reason the Father chose her).
結婚幾年後，Pussy Vindaloo 和 Captain Cockeye 開始懷念他們以前的黃金歲月，那個時候Cockeye有 2 隻眼睛，Pussy Vindaloo 看起來只有 16 歲（現在你知道 Cockeye 選擇她的真正原因了）。

They decided to build a time machine and travel back to Jiufen during the Gold Rush. When they came back to the future in May 2021, the trails they knew so well were all grown over and some had disappeared altogether. Taiwan then raised its Pandemic alert to Level 3, which also included restrictions on time travel. Unable to go forward in time or return to the past, they decided to stay and hare the Taiwan Hash’s 2400th run with a new route around Jiufen, connecting ancient trails and gold mines with winding alleys and views over the Yin Yang Sea.
他們決定造一台時光機，回去九份在淘金很狂熱的時候。但當他們回到未來(2021年5月時)，他們發現大部分的步道被草覆蓋，有的甚至完全消失了。且那時(2021年5月)台灣隔離提升至3級,更不讓人時間旅行。無法及時前進或回到過去某個時間，所以他們決定留在當下,等到6月當 Taiwan hash 第2400次兔子, 創建新的路線繞九份，連接古老的步道和金礦，蜿蜒的小巷和陰陽海的景色。

Mysteriously, the time machine was suddenly reactivated (according to my technical knowledge of flux capacitors, orgies cannot be held on this kind of machine because temporal jumps might happen), bringing the hares back to the present time, and giving them no choice but to offer the 2400th Run for this coming Sunday. It will be an A to A run around 7km with about 300m of elevation - a little bit of heavy breathing to get to the highest point of Jiufen and then a gentle run down the mountain.
神奇的是，時間機器突然重新啟動（根據我對這種技術知識，機器上不能舉辦性愛派對，因為可能會發生時間跳躍）. 他們兩位回到現在, 使他們能夠當 Taiwan hash 第2400次兔子. 路線 A to A, 大概 7km, 高度 300m, 只需要前面多深呼吸到九份最高點然後可以輕輕鬆鬆下山.

Come and join us and help to celebrate this achievement and of course to finish the Red Point Beer Keg that will be available at the venue. Cheers and On On!!!!
來跑九份，幫助慶祝這一成就，當然還有紅點啤酒桶要喝完。乾杯，on on！！

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Location :https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8

*******HOW?*******
1) Take bus 965 (MRT Fuzhong / MRT Ximen / MRT Beimen)Get off at Nanxinshan (two stops after Jiufen old street). Follow the flour to the campsite.http://www.tpebus.com.tw/image/lineimage.php?imagetest=9650

OR 2) Take the train to Ruifang train station, then take bus 965 or bus 788 or taxi pool to Nanxinshan (two stops after Jiufen old street), and follow the flour to the campsite.Drivers, go directly to the campsite. We have spoken to the campsite owner and he will let you park for free. Just tell him you are with the Taiwan Hash!https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8

1) 搭公車 965 (從捷運府中/西門/北門) 到南新山站 (老街後兩站) 下車, 跟著麵粉到起跑點 (露營地).http://www.tpebus.com.tw/image/lineimage.php?imagetest=9650
或 2) 搭火車到瑞芳換公車 965 /公車 788/搭計程車到南新山站 (老街後兩站) 下車, 跟著麵粉到起跑點 (露營地).開車 – 直接開車到 A 點 (露營地). 告訴露營地老闆 “我是 Taiwan hash!” 才可以免費停車。https://goo.gl/maps/aVKaeQJWbY5xCtLM8*********

Price*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/back-to-the-future-the-2400th-run-2/
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#2419 - Cock a Doodle Damn - The Recovery Run
10/17/2021-14:0
10/17/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2419.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
蝦咪?

There are several reasons for a person to hunt, like to harvest useful animal products, to remove predators dangerous to humans, to eliminate pests, you name it, but for sure Cock Hunter was doing it for recreation, for pleasure, for her trophy.
一個人打獵有幾種原因，像是捕獲動物來吃來用啦，清除對人類有害的捕食者啦，消滅害蟲等等的，你可以舉例的出來。但可以肯定的是，Cock Hunter 這樣做是為了娛樂，為了開心，為了她的戰利品。

However, in reality, Cock Hunter suffered a lot of misfortunes due to the hunting activity was exhausting, dangerous but mainly because not always she was able to get the Prey she was expecting (a really big one). Fortunately, her misfortunes ended up when one day she accidentally saw to Cock Prey Love taking a piss on Trail. She couldn’t even believe what she was seeing, but she knew it was the Prey she was looking for, then she exclaimed loudly “Cock-a-doodle-damn” and the rest is history.
但實際上，因為打獵這件事很累很危險，Cock Hunter遭受到很多不幸，但最主要的是因為她並不能總是抓到她期待的獵物（要一個真的很～大的）。幸運的是，有一天她不小心看到 Cock Prey Love 在野徑上小便，她的不幸就這樣結束了。她甚至不敢相信眼前所看到的，但她知道這是她要找的獵物，然後她大聲喊道：“該死的狗屎”，剩下的我們就都知道了。

Since then, Cock Hunter stopped her rambling and wild adventures, and decided to go for more peaceful and easy things to do in life, like the run she offered to hare this coming Sunday, hand in hand with Cock Prey Love. Yes, a 7Km A to A run, with 300m of elevation, over easy runnable trails, marvelous views, dog friendly and accesible vía public transportation.
從此以後，Cock Hunter 便停止了她漫無邊際的狂野冒險，決定在生活中做一些更和平、更輕鬆的事情，就像她在這星期天要跟Cock Prey Love 聯袂為我們帶來的run一樣。是低～一條 7 公里的 A to A run，爬升大約 300 公尺，簡單可跑的路徑，美不勝收的景色，狗狗友好和簡單搭乘公共交通工具就可到達。

After The DI debauchery and the 2400th Run celebration there is no excuse to miss this run. Take your fat arses to the run start and enjoy with us another great Sunday out. On On!!!
在放蕩的DI和第 2400 次慶祝跑之後，沒有理由錯過這次跑步。把你的胖屁股移駕到起跑點，和我們一起享受另一個美好的星期天。On On !!!

*******WHERE***********哪兒*****
Location :Longfenggu Park. No. 112, Xingyi Rd., Beitou District, Taipei City
龍鳳谷公園
https://goo.gl/maps/c8C9JNLkKTmHVWfB6

*******HOW?*******
1) Take bus 508, S8 or S36 from Shipai MRT station.
Get off at Dunxu High School of Industry and Commercial (Xingyi).
1. 從捷運石牌站搭508,小8或是小36公車，在惇敘工商(行義)下車
2) Taxi pool from Shipai MRT Station to the run start.
2. 從捷運石牌站一起搭計程車

*********Price*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2419-cock-a-doodle-damn-the-recovery-run/
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#2420 - The BMB's Survivors Run
10/24/2021-14:0
10/24/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2420.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
蝦咪?On April 15, 2013, a terrorist attack took place during the Annual Boston Marathon. Two homemade pressure cooker bombs were planted and detonated near the finish line of the race, killing 3 people and injuring hundreds of others with some of them with severe injuries like losing limbs. Despite how terrible this attack was, there is a bright side on that story that you should know.
在2013 年 4 月 15 日，一年一度的波士頓馬拉松大賽時發生了恐怖攻擊事件。兩枚土製炸彈在比賽終點線附近被放置然後引爆，造成 3 人死亡，數百人受傷，其中有一些人還因此失去了四肢。儘管這次襲擊這麼的可怕，但你應該知道這個故事還是有一個光明的一面。

Two well-known hashers, Premature Ejaculation and 500 Miles, are legendary because they manage to finish the Boston Marathon with no injuries. They were so fast that they reached the finish line way before the bombs exploded becoming 2 of the survivors of such a horrific attack.
They felt so thankful to be alive, that they decided not to have participation in high performance races any longer, but instead, use their experience and skills to provide quality hash runs in honor to the fallen during the bombing.
兩位我們很熟習的hasher，早洩和五佰造就了傳奇，因為他們完成了那次的波馬且完全沒有受到任何損傷。他們跑得飛快，在炸彈爆炸之前就到達了終點線，也成為那次可怕攻擊中的其中2名倖存者。他們為自己可以活著這件事感到非常的感激，決定不再參加這種需要高度表現的比賽，而是利用他們的經驗和技能提供給大家高品質的hash run，來紀念在爆炸中喪生的人。

This coming Sunday, we are lucky to have the duo haring for us a fantastic A to B run, over the scenic area of Keelung, starting at Baifu Rail Station and ending in Qidu Rail Station.
There will be a Long and a Short option:
- The Long will be 9Km, 500+m of elevation. It will be difficult so if you are fast, strong, and stupid enough this is the option for you.
- The Short will be 8Km, 300m of elevation. This is the strongly recommended option for walkers and inexperienced hashers.
這個星期天，我們很幸運有這兩位傳奇人物為大家安排了一場空前絕後的 A to B run，我們將穿越基隆風景區，從百福火車站一路跑到七堵火車站~會有長的跟短的任君選擇：
- 喜歡長的~~會有9公里，爬升500公尺以上。會很硬，所以如果你夠快、夠強壯、夠蠢，這就是你的選擇。
- 喜歡短的~~是 8 公里，爬升300公尺。我們強烈推薦用走的人和沒有甚麼參加經驗者選這個。

Expect to have gorgeous trails, wonderful views, and runnable sections.See you all on Sunday, On On!!!
期待美麗又可跑的路徑跟超凡的景色吧~~星期天見啦，On On！！！

*******HARES*******
Hare: Premature Ejaculation 早洩
CoHare: 500 Miles 五佰

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, October 24, 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
10/24星期天
13:45 集合兔子
14:00 準時起跑

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Location:
A: Baifu Station is the start point
A: 百福火車站是起點
https://goo.gl/maps/Cj9mJQ96XDCyrxuh8
B: Qidu Station is the finish point
B: 七堵火車站是終點
https://goo.gl/maps/sqTmcuG8FdygSJ2e8

******HOW?*******
1) Take a train from Taipei Main Station to Baifu Station. Possible options are 1182 (13:18->13:43), 4188 (13:24->13:49), 1188 (13:32->13:57)
1. 從北車搭區間車到百福車站推薦搭乘1182 (13:18->13:43), 4188 (13:24->13:49), 1188 (13:32->13:57)
2) Drivers can go to B and park at Qidu Station Parking Lot here https://goo.gl/maps/NDvtjstTx6VUjPYN6 and take the train back to A (1 single station).
2. 開車的人可以先把車停在七堵火車站附近的停車場(估狗地圖如上連結)，然後再搭火車到Ａ點集合
*********Price*********
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/back-to-the-future-the-2400th-run/
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#2421 - Day of the Dead - The Halloween Zombie Run
10/31/2021-14:0
10/31/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/2421-banner.jpg
OLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
蝦咪?
Halloween has arrived hand in hand with the Gay Pride Parade, and against all the prognostics, we will have a Halloween Zombie Run to celebrate right in the hearth of Taipei.
Our former GM, Cunt of the Litter and his Zombie Crew, will offer us a 7Km A to B City Run starting at Xiangshan Park in Xinyi Area.
Zombies will be located throughout the run and will be using Red Food Dye to infect the runners (as if COVID wasn't enough).
If you are still feeling zombified by the Pandemic and the Level 3 restrictions, you are in luck. Wear an old white T-shirt and show up to participate. It will be very fun. On On!!!
又是一年一度的萬聖節啦~我們將不顧一切的在台北市中心舉辦殭屍追逐跑來慶祝萬聖節~我們的前GM Cunt of the Litter 和他的殭屍大軍將為我們提供一個從信義區象山公園開始的 7 公里的 A to B city run。殭屍大軍們將會現身在整個跑步當中，然後會使用紅色染劑(食用)來感染參加者（好像嫌我們躲 COVID 還不夠）。如果你仍然覺得被疫情跟之前的3 級限制搞到快要起肖，那你要走運了。穿上你的舊白T ，然後星期天來參加吧~~ 絕對會很好玩的!!! 真心不騙~ On On！！！

*******HARES*******
Hare: Cunt of the Litter
CoHares: Zombie Crew 殭屍大軍

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, October 31, 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
10/31星期天 13:45 集合
兔子14:00 準時起跑

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Location:
A: Xiangshan Park (Run Start)
A: 象山公園
https://goo.gl/maps/Wff6nqpp1tRNt3ds6
B: Yongchunpi Ecological Park (Finish Point)
B: 永春陂生態濕地公園
https://goo.gl/maps/jJGVs3sJvKxueHSE9

******HOW?*******
Be green and take the MRT to Xiangshan MRT Station. Get out via Exit 2 and follow the flour to the Run Start.
當個環保的好孩子，搭捷運到象山站(淡水/紅線)，從２號出口跟著麵粉走到起跑點

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
The bash will be at 第一鮮生猛現撈現炒(Seafood Restaurant)
https://goo.gl/maps/XLRQ6EyqSeUTMsux5

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2421-day-of-the-dead-the-halloween-zombie-run/
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#2422 The Late Night Love Run
11/7/2021-14:0
11/7/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2422-v06.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Fuck First and Sheman: This pair of GMs were for a while the undisputed king and queen of the night. Close together in geography but separated by time. Sheman would rampage through the city on a Wednesday night, then return home to sleep off his hangover until the next week. Fuck First would then rise and begin her reign on Friday. Initially they communicated only by messages hastily written in chalk on trees, through messages written in graffiti on rechao restaurant toilet doors, or through the whispered rumours of what had happened earlier in the week.
維尼和西門：這對 GM 一度是無可爭議的夜王和夜后。地理上靠得很近，但時間交錯。西門會在拜三晚上在這座城市裡橫衝直撞，然後回家把宿醉睡掉，直到下個星期再出沒。然後換維尼出現在拜五開始她的統治。一開始，他們進行溝通交流的方式，是只通過在樹上用粉筆匆匆寫下的信息，通過在熱炒餐廳廁所門上塗鴉的留言，或是通過低語著關於當週早些時候發生的事情的謠言。

There is a third part to this story, what neither of the hares realised is that Never Been Dicked had been secretly joining in on this exchange of messages. He was the match maker, the third wheel, and enabler. All the time he had been adding the occasional spicy and flirtatious messages, until finally he fell in love, and emerged from the shadows. A heart broken Sheman had to accept that he was not the man Fuck First had fallen in love with.
啊這兩隻兔子都沒有察覺到，這個故事裡有著第三者~阿銘一直在偷偷的在參與這種信息交流。他是媒人、電燈泡和促成者。一直以來，他時不時的都會加上一些辛辣的和調情的訊息，直到最後他墜入愛河，從暗處走了出來。心碎的西門不得不接受他不是維尼愛上的那個人。

The trio finally shrugged off their deviant pasts and out of the wreckage of three years of GM-ing something good emerged – a beautiful couple, a beautiful baby and an awesome haring team who will lead you on a trail to explore the secrets of Keelung next Sunday.
這3人行終於擺脫了他們不堪回首的過去，在3年的GM生涯殘骸中變出了一些好的東西~~一對美麗的夫妻，一個漂亮的嬰兒和一個很棒的做路團隊，這個星期天他們將帶領你探索基隆的秘密路徑~~

*******HARES*******
Hare: Fuck First
CoHare: Sheman

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, November 7, 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
11/07星期天 13:45 集合
兔子14:00 準時起跑

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Meeting place: Keelung Ren'ai District Office
集合地點：基隆仁愛區公所

https://goo.gl/maps/o1SsTnFd1fTWM6eB7

******HOW?*******
Public transportation: the left gate of the south exit of Keelung Railway Station, there is flour on Xiaosi Road
Drivers: Starting point of flour mark: Expressway, turn right to Keelung Zhongsi Road, there will be flour
大眾交通工具：基隆火車站南出口左邊大門孝四路開始有麵粉
麵粉記號起點：高速公路往基隆忠四路右轉，開始有麵粉

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
The bash will be a bash.
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2422-2/
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#2423 - The Pool Boys Run
11/14/2021-14:0
11/14/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2423-v03-scaled.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Baby Banana Hammock and It Doesn’t Matter are ready to offer you their services. Any wild bush can be trimmed, any pool can be cleaned out and any trail can be cut. These guys have been out scouring the hills to find the long overgrown trails on the hillsides of Wudu. If you’re impressed at how trimmed, smooth and runnable they are, then toss them a tip at the end. Hourly rate for further work is negotiable. Mexican, Brazilian and Nicaraguan trim styles are available.
Baby Banana Hammock 和t Doesn’t Matter已經準備好為你提供他們的服務。可修剪任何的野生灌木，可以清理任何水池，可以砍出任何路徑。這兩隻兔子一直在山上搜尋，尋找著五堵山坡上那長長的雜草叢生的路徑。如果他們的修剪技術、平滑和可跑起來的程度讓你們印象深刻，那麼最後請給他們個小費。如果需要進一步他們的服務，工資可以商量。提供墨西哥、巴西和尼加拉瓜樣式任君挑選~

Two of Hsinchu Hash’s up and coming talents have some great runnable forest trails in store for you. There will be a long a short and a beer check. There are two short rope sections on the long, so bring gloves if you're worried about your hands.
兩位由新竹Hash嶄露頭角的人才為大家準備了超棒可跑的森林小徑。會有長的跟短的路讓你選擇，再加上beer check~長的路徑有兩個地方會需要短短的攀繩，所以如果擔心自己的手，請帶上手套。

*******HARES*******
Hare: Baby Banana Hammock
CoHare: It Doesn’t Matter

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, November 14, 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
11/14星期天 13:45 集合
兔子14:00 準時起跑

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Meeting place:
No. 287之1號, Changjiang St, Xizhi District, New Taipei City, 221221新北市汐止區長江街287之1號
https://goo.gl/maps/tfjPm29QKc4prRgP7

******HOW?*******
Public transportation: Take the train to Wudu Station and follow the flour
坐火車到五堵車站然後跟著麵粉走
Drivers: Drive to the meeting place (玉泉宮) where there is parking.
開車的人請開到玉泉宮，可以停車

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
There will be a bash nearby.

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2423/
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#2424 - The Sloppy Dragons Run
11/21/2021-14:0
11/21/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2424.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
******WHAT?*******
FROM THE HARES:
It will be long, it will be hard, your legs will be destroyed after, but not as much as your liver.”
Bring your friends, only 200-250nt for an afternoon of multiple eyegasms , they won’t be able to wait to come again!”

FROM THE TM:
Long-time friends of the Hash, Crafted have made an offer we can't refuse, sponsoring beers for an after run bash/party in Maji².
So we are headed for that old reliable Yuanshan where our hares; Sloppy Seconds and Fire Dragon have promised to make you earn your free drinks with something a little bit different than the usual fare up there.
The long will be a challenging 10km with a short option for those of you who want to get back to the liquids faster.
I imagine this would be a perfect run to bring first-time runner friends to if you guys had any friends of course.

*******HARES*******
Hare: Sloppy Seconds
CoHare: Fire Dragon

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, November 21st , 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Flour from Yuanshan MRT Station
https://goo.gl/maps/FR5gr6zzmmAq7CSr8

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Yuanshan station and find flour heading towards the Park

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
The bash will be a bash.
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2424/
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#2425 - The Weeping Mad Dog Run
11/28/2021-14:0
11/28/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/2425.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Weeping Pussy has been upset about his hash name for… well for a long time. A true runner and a competitive guy who excels at, err… running fast, God knows why he ever got in to hashing. If you want to stretch yourself a bit then come and join the run this Sunday.

There will be nice views, there will be some rock climbing, there will be a nice bash, and there will be a GM who is a blast from the absolute past - guaranteed to be funnier, more charming, kinder, and more witty than the current GM – Pussy Vindaloo!!!!!!!!!When last Sunday's co-hare Fire In The Hole was renamed last weekend, Weeping Pussy made a claim, "aahh ha that name is now free!?": Arise - Sir Weeping Fire Pussy! Up to you last last last year's GM, will history be re-made? Come and find out next Sunday.

FROM THE HARES:There will be caves, rock climbing, jungle, and 360 degrees of Taipei city views.
兔子來的消息:
這周將有很多的洞穴，攀岩，叢林，還有360度俯瞰台北的美景~

*******HARES*******
Hare: Weeping Pussy
CoHare: Soft Guy

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, November 28th , 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
Flour from Mingde MRT station
麵粉從捷運明德站開始撒起
https://goo.gl/maps/z5J5V9983Gwz8Yjp8

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Mingde station and Naruto run to the start point like your lives depended on it.
坐捷運到明德站，然後像沒命似的用火影忍者跑跑到起點

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
The bash will be a bash.
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2425-2/
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#2426 - The Sijiaoting Run
12/5/2021-14:0
12/5/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/2426.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
This Sunday we have a real treat with a run in the Sijiaoting area hared by none other than Claw Hand and Midnight Cowboy.Take the train to Sijoaoting station and The run start is a short taxi ride away or a 2km walk if you are feeling enthusiastic. You can find the exact GPS point below.Sijiaoting is a quality area full of exceptional dirt trails that no doubt will leave you satisfied with proceedings.
這個禮拜天，Claw Hand 和 Midnight Cowboy會做出一個超優質的路徑，帶著我們徜徉在四腳亭周遭。坐火車到四腳亭站，然後可以一起搭小黃到起跑點，你也可以帶著你的滿腔熱血走2公里到達。啊你可以在下面找到確切的GPS座標連結。四腳亭是個充滿可跑野徑的特優地點，不來你會後悔低~~~

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, December , 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
2 km from Sijiaoting station
離四腳亭車站2公里
https://goo.gl/maps/ZbyqMBrtFkrCHs6W8

******HOW?*******
Take TRA to Sijiaotiong station and taxi pool to the run start.
坐火車到四腳亭站，然後可以一起搭小黃到起跑點
https://goo.gl/maps/ZbyqMBrtFkrCHs6W8
Train timetable to be posted later.
火車時刻表晚點兒會補上

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2425/
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#2427 - The Red Dress Run
12/12/2021-14:0
12/12/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/red-dress-banner.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手
******WHAT?*******
Period is getting to that age when he looks back on his life and wonders on his balance book with the Great GM in the sky. Will his good trails outweigh his bad or will he be damned to an eternity of Singing Hash down downs in the great below?
Well Period is not one to go quietly into the abyss. Instead he will use his time give back what he can.
Period已經到了這個年紀，當他開始回顧自己的生平然後開始想著天上那偉大的GM會在他的的hash收支平衡簿上寫些甚麼。他做得好路會超過他做壞的那些嗎?還是他會被詛咒永遠得忍受愛唱歌hash團的噹噹？
嗯，Period絕對不是那種會讓自己就這樣跌入深淵的人。相反的，他會用他擁有的時間來彌補他能做到的。

As such this Sunday join the Taiwan Hash in giving back with our annual red dress run for charity.
This year we will be supporting Harmony House Foundation which is a great institution which has been helping people live with HIV/AIDS since 1986. They actually have 4 locations around Taiwan. We will be donating to the Nangang location.
You know the deal, red gowns are mandatory and all profits go to support the excellent work of Harmony House Foundation

NOTE: You'll need your mask and MRT card or NT20 for the run
所以，這個星期天一起加入TwH3一年一度的慈善紅洋裝特跑吧~~
今年我們將支持和諧之家基金會，這是一個偉大的機構，自 1986 年以來一直幫助艾滋病患者。他們在台灣有 4 個駐點。我們將把利潤捐贈給他們的南港分部。
你知道遊戲規則的~~必須，一定要穿紅洋裝!! 所有利潤都將用於支持和諧之家基金會的出色工作~~
請注意：跑步的時候要帶上你的口罩，還有悠遊卡或是20元喔!

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, December 12th, 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
****哪兒*****
In the park around Taipei City Council
https://goo.gl/maps/4dwhC8Z1ECkCjC8U8

******HOW?*******
The 612 bus stops directly in from of the start on Shifu road.
The 263, 279, 651, and several other buses stop at the Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall stop on Renai Road. Then cross the street to the start.
Several buses also stop at the Zhongxiao United Daily News station. Walk along Keelung road towards Taipei City Hall, cross SungGao road to the start.
Take the Blue line MRT to Taipei City Hall Station. Take the exit leading towards Taipei City Hall. Walk through the food court towards the City Hall exit (it doesn't have an exit number but you will pass Exit 1). Exit the long tunnel just beside City Hall.. Walk the 50 meters to Shifu Road, cross and you're at the start.

Drivers: There's parking directly below the park where we're starting. Entrance on SungGao Rd, SungShou Rd, or Keelung Rd.
搭612路公車可直接停在市府路起跑點。
搭263路、279路、651路等多路公車在仁愛路國父紀念館站下車。然後過馬路到起點。或是搭任何公車在忠孝聯合報站下車。沿著基隆路往台北市政府方向走，穿過松高路到起點。
搭乘藍線捷運至台北市政府站。從往北市府的出口出來。穿過美食廣場走向市政廳出口（它沒有出口編號，但您會經過 1 號出口）。從市政廳旁邊的長隧道出來。步行50公尺到市府路，過了馬路就到起跑點。
開車的人：在我們出發的公園正下方有停車場。入口在松高路、松壽路或基隆路都有。

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
The bash will be a bash.
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2426/
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#2428 - Erection Run
12/19/2021-14:0
12/19/2021-0:0
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/erection-runner-banner-v02-scaled.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

*****What?***** 甚麼?
2021 Erection run 選舉跑 (#2428)
Distance: 6.5 km (walking 1.5 hours)

Oh yeah, that was the best TwH3 year EVER! The most debauched and drunken, the most beautiful trails, the best bus run, the best weather, the most beer ever drunk, the highest ever number of first-time runners… It wasn’t too hard to see that coming though, was it? Given that it was our first year with the new name Taiwan Hash House Harriers. Let’s look forward to the next GM smashing those records!You are all invited to come and cast your vote in the most totally democratic election of the next GM for our beloved hash (ever).

Who will it be?

2021 選舉RUN (#2428)
距離：6.5公里（用走的大概1.5小時）
哦~西低~這是TwH3有史以來最好的一年！最放蕩!! 最醉醺醺!! 最美的山徑!!最棒的巴士RUN!!最好的天氣!!有史以來有最多可以喝的啤酒!!有史以來最多的第一次跑者~~不過，大家一定都覺得能達到這些一點都不難，對吧? 鑑於這是我們用嶄新名字Taiwan Hash House Harriers的第一年。讓我們一起來期待下一個GM打破這些記錄吧!!所有人都被邀請來為我們最最最最最心愛的hash，投下我們最最最最最民主的一票，選出下一屆的GM。
誰會是那個幸運兒呢？

Important note! 重要提醒
Due to the Wuhan induced 2 month summer sofa drinking bender, and ongoing embezzlement of funds (following in the footsteps of the last GM Vaginal Plumber), we will be offering 60 free bash places for the erection bash.
Those places will be going to the people who have run the most this year. Hash Cash will be handing out special bracelets to the people who qualify for a free bash. To claim your free place, you have to COME TO THE RUN. Come and support the hash one last time and give the new GM some money to buy their own sports car.
因為該死的武X肺X造成我們得在美好的夏季倒在沙發上喝了兩個月的酒，我們將只提供60個免費bash名額。這些名額將留給今年跑得最多的人們。這60位兔友當然是那些最常來跑TwH3的人啦! Hash Cash當天會發特製手環給這60位朋友，當然你當天要來參加選舉跑才會有免費晚餐! 一起來支持我們現任GM還有未來的GM吧!

If the people with the free place don’t turn up, then we will give their free place to somebody else.
如果在名單上的人沒出現，我們會把免費晚餐讓給別人

*****Who?***** 誰
Hare 主兔: Hunting Cunt
Co/hare副兔: Second Man In

*****Where?***** 哪
Xindian District Office (MRT – green line)
G02 新店區公所捷運站 (綠色線)
Flour from exit 2
麵粉從2號出口撒起

*****Drivers*****開車朋友:
Car park near the run start 起跑點附近有停車場:
There are loads around, here is just one:https://goo.gl/maps/Fzf8Aq2QAXfjrLux8

*****Bash***** 晚餐:
閣再來 No. 1號, Lane 88, Section 1, Beixin Rd, Xindian Districthttps://goo.gl/maps/ToMg7deNhr7o2dbM8

*****When?***** 時間
Hares off at 2pm 兔子2點起跑
Bash starting at 6:00pm 晚餐6:00開吃
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2428-erection-run/
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#2429 - The Box Smashing Run
12/26/2021-14:0
12/26/2021-0:0
Xiangshan Park: Lane 150, Section 5, Xinyi Rd, Xinyi District, Taipei City, 110
象山公園:110台北市信義區信義路五段150巷
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/2429.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
We all know the best way to cure a life ending hangover is with some light exercise and more beer. Drowning in Cunts and Ding Bu Dong are going to lead us on a merry run around the easy to reach hillsides of Xinyi and they promise that by the end you’ll feel better than when you started.
眾所皆知最好解決瀕死宿醉的方式就是做點運動以及更多的啤酒。Drowning in Cunts 及 Ding Bu Dong將帶我們到信義附近容易到達的山邊來個妥善的解宿醉跑跑，而且他們掛保證，結束時會比開始時讓你舒服！

We’ll also be getting in to the Christmas spirit with a gift exchange, bring a gift to receive a gift. We’re talking about actual real presents, not whatever you picked up for free in the bar at the end of the night or found in the recycling bin. Any sex toys must be sealed and in the original packaging.
當天也將藉由交換禮物增添點聖誕佳節的氣氛，帶禮物來交換禮物，這裡說的是真正的禮品，不是你各位隨便在酒吧喝到壞掉時拿到的免費贈品，也不是在回收桶隨意撿到的東西！成人玩具請務必保持未拆封原始完整包裝！

The GM will be playing sexy Santa for the day. If you give his ass a slap he’ll let you shake the box before you rip it open to find out what you’ve received.
GM也將在當日扮演性感聖誕老人，如果你跟他的屁股擊掌，他可以讓你在拆之前先搖一搖你將得到的禮物。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, December 26th, 2021
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Xiangshan Park
Lane 150, Section 5, Xinyi Rd, Xinyi District, Taipei City, 110https://goo.gl/maps/VKL5WgPaP4EACP3D9

****哪兒*****
象山公園
110台北市信義區信義路五段150巷
https://goo.gl/maps/VKL5WgPaP4EACP3D9

******HOW?*******
Start at Xiangshan park. Follow flour from Xiangshan mrt exit #2
捷運象山站二號出口沿著麵粉走，象山公園起跑。

*******Price*******
Men $250
Women $200
Bash: 18:00 一代佳人海鮮碳烤
https://goo.gl/maps/2eymztS9EUYbNBG86

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2422/
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#2430 - The Which Came First Run
1/2/2022-14:0
1/2/2022-0:0
Model Aeroplane flying area (FuDe Keng) 116, Taiwan, Taipei City, Wenshan District
福德遙控飛行場 116台北市文山區木柵路五段43巷151號台灣
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Run-2430.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
The Which Came First? Run
Xiao Ji Ji has been sitting on this egg for some time. He’s been brewing it up for a few months in fact, until finally he squeezed it out early for us. Since then he has been lovingly polishing it like a proud mother hen. When it finally hatches this Sunday, what will emerge? Will it be a handsome run or an ugly duckling? After looking at the photos, i’m betting on the former.
Xiao Ji Ji 已經蹲了好幾個月，直到最近才終於願意為我們提早把蛋擠出來，從下蛋那刻起他就像隻自豪的母雞一般時不時為蛋拋光擦拭，究竟本週日破殼之後會是一隻帥氣的大雞雞，還是醜小鴨呢？在看過照片之後，我押前者。

Xiao JiJi will be ably assisted by our GM, Second Man In. Both of them are fast runners, so who will come back first? The chicken or the egg? Either way come and help us break in 2022 as we enjoy our first run of the year.
我們的會長Second Man In將是Xiao Ji Ji的副兔，他們兩個都是飛毛腿，所以誰會先回到終點？是雞或是蛋？不管如何，加入我們2022第一跑，一起來見證破殼吧！

The hares promise an ancient temple, wide green areas, wonderful runnable trails, amazing views, smooth uphills, gentle downhills, powerful good looking hares.
兔子們表示，當天將有古老的廟宇，寬廣的草地，美好易跑的路徑，厲害的風景，平順的爬升和下坡，地表最強最帥的兔子（咳）

If you need anymore incentive to brave the cold, then be reassured there will be a case of Redpoint beer and a box of wine plus all the usual fare waiting at the end.
如果你對於在冷天跑步還需要更多激勵，當天將會有一箱紅點啤酒，一盒紅酒，以及那些每跑必備的小點心在終點等著你。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Model Aeroplane flying area (FuDe Keng)
116, Taiwan, Taipei City, Wenshan District, 木柵路五段43巷151號台灣
https://goo.gl/maps/L8XMcDMzYm7x8DRy8
****哪兒*****
福德遙控飛行場
116台北市文山區木柵路五段43巷151號台灣
https://goo.gl/maps/L8XMcDMzYm7x8DRy8

******HOW?*******
Option 1: take bus 660, 666, 795, 819 at Muzha MRT station and get off at Fude Village stop. Then follow the flour to the run start (30 min walking aprox) or take a taxi from there up to the run start.
Option 2: Taxi pool from Muzha MRT station or from Taipei Zoo MRT station
怎麼去？
選項一，在木柵捷運站搭乘660、666、795、819並在福德坑站下車，然後跟著麵粉走（大約三十分鐘）或搭計程車。
選項二，在木柵或木柵動物園捷運站拼計程車前往。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Bash: 18:00
No. 178, Section 3, Beishen Rd, Shenkeng District, New Taipei City, Taiwan 222
https://goo.gl/maps/BXhd3Yi8scJ4HJBW9

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2429-christmas-run/
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#2431 - The Don't Catch Me If You Can Run
1/9/2022-14:0
1/9/2022-0:0
Spring Tea County : No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City
春茶鄉 : 台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2431.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
With the new mask restrictions landing in Taoyuan we've decided to postpone Mijo Slut and Rocketman's run until we can enjoy it in the full glory of facial nakedness that we've come to enjoy of late.
因應桃園最新防疫政策公布，我們也決定延後舉行米酒俗辣與火箭人的跑跑直到確認我們可以盡情享受正臉全裸的那一天。

Bull's Eye and Lara Crotch to the rescue! They've kindly moved their run up a week, so come and join us for a mountain side run far away from all those sickly pilots. Come frolic around the tea fields and gulp down some fresh mountain air followed by some cold beer. There are sure to be views and trails aplenty.
前來支援收銀的是Bull's Eye 及 Lara Crotch！他們慷慨的將規劃路線提前一週，帶我們遠離酷酷嫂的機師們到山邊進行一個跑步的動作，愜意地徜徉在茶園間，大口呼吸新鮮的偽谷關空氣，佐以冰鎮的啤酒，保證有美妙的景色與路線！

If you reach in to Bull's Eye's pockets on Sunday and have a rummage around, you can also lay your fingers on a brand new commemorative patch he has produced to mark the start of TwH3 in 2022. Just be careful what else you find in there.
本週日如果你伸進 Bull's Eye的口袋裡翻找，可能會找到一個他在2022為了Taiwan Hash製作的全新燙印徽章，要小心摸到其他不明物體就是了。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, January 9th, 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Spring Tea County
No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116
02 2939 0559
https://goo.gl/maps/Djv7SzNbzNbhtAnD8
春茶鄉
02 2939 0559
116台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號
https://goo.gl/maps/Djv7SzNbzNbhtAnD8

******HOW?*******
Take the Maokong Gondola or bus from Taipei Zoo. Just Google it will you?
Drivers there is parking.
怎麼去：
從動物園站搭乘貓空纜車或公車，然後，善用Google就對了。
駕車者，有位可停。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Bash at the run start

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2430-event-coming-soon/
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#2432 - The Fountain of Sexual Youth - Hot Spring Run
1/16/2022-14:0
1/16/2022-0:0
Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant : No. 7-1, Hudi Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
七窟溫泉餐廳 : 112台北市北投區湖底路7之1號 02 2861 1135
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2432.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Dump and Run and Period had been partying hard for a long, long time. By the time the nineties rolled round there was only one possible way to reverse the years of damage they had inflicted on their bodies - the mythical fountain of youth. Legend has it that anyone who drinks or bathes in its waters will have their youth restored. For years they scoured the world, searching every beach, brothel and mountain. Finally, they made it to Taiwan and the Beitou hot springs.
Dump and Run 和 Period已經趴踢好長一段時間了，遠在九零年代彼時只有一個方式可以修復他們摧殘多年的身軀 - 神秘的青春之泉，傳說飲用或以此泉水沐浴將可回春。多年來，他們跑遍世界，在各海灘，妓院和山林中尋找，終於，在台灣北投溫泉找到了。

The friends stripped, looked each other in the eye and jumped in... The results are self-evident. Nothing happened. Another dud - or so they thought. Period and Dump and Run felt a strange stirring in their loins, a sensation neither had felt in many moons. And an awkward silence fell over the pair. What the hell was going on? Then The Root of All Evil hopped in. “Ha ha don’t be embarrassed - you’ve discovered the Fountain of Sexual Youth!”
兩人打赤膊，看了彼此一眼後跳下去...最後結果不言自明，什麼也沒發生。他們以為這是另一個山寨泉水。Dump and Run 及 Period 卻突然感覺到下面一股腫脹與攪動，一種好久沒有的港覺...接著一陣尷尬的沈默籠罩著袒裎相見的兩人，到底發生什麼事？撒旦此時出現：「哈哈不要害羞，你們找到的是，青春之泉性愛版！」

This Sunday the run will be 7-8Km of Beitou hills, great scenery, views, runnable trails and agriculture and a smattering of volcanism. After the run they will share the secret of the mythical hot spring waters with you. They have a fantastically good deal worked out with the owners:
#### You can bash (food and beer) + enjoy the hot springs for the ludicrously cheap price of 200 NTD, BUT – You MUST sign up in advance. ####
https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
If you don’t register before Saturday night, you won’t be able to stay for bash or hot spring spa.
You cannot sign up at the run on Sunday.
If you only want to bash (no hot spring) you MUST still sign up in before Saturday night (1/15) using this form: https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
Bash and hot spring spa sign-up: https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
本週日在北投山丘上的跑7-8K，漂亮的風景與展望，好跑的路及田間，有時還有點火山活動。跑後他們將分享神秘泉水，他們與撒旦談成了一個極好的優惠：
#### 跑後聚餐（晚餐與啤酒）＋青春之泉（泡湯）超激優惠 $200元，但注意，必須先登記，必須先登記，必須先登記！####
如果你想聚餐也想泡湯：
週六（1/15）23:59前完成報名登記，否則將無法參加！
https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
如你只想聚餐不想泡湯：
同樣須提前於週六（1/15）23:59前使用同連結中表格完成報名登記：
https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
週日（1/16) 不開放現場報名！
週日（1/16) 不開放現場報名！
週日（1/16) 不開放現場報名！
如果登記參加卻未出席，仍需支付$200元泡湯及晚餐費用。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, January 16th 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
No. 7-1, Hudi Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
台北市北投區湖底路7之1號 Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant 02 2861 1135
https://goo.gl/maps/yVhhJq4PChTbzned9

******HOW?*******
1pm Taxi Pool from Shipai MRT on the red line. There are two buses from Shipai MRT station, 128, and little 36, Exit bus at Shamao Bridge and follow flour. Drivers can follow flour from Shamao BridgeDrivers there is parking.
怎麼去：
1pm 從淡水線（紅線）石牌捷運站拼車或搭128及小36公車在紗帽橋下車後跟著麵粉走。
開車者亦可自紗帽橋跟著麵粉開，起跑點有停車位。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
##You MUST sign up in advance##
Bash at the run start – If you sign up in advance, you can bash (food and beer) + enjoy the hot springs for the ludicrously cheap price of 200 NTD.
https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
跑後聚餐在起跑點，於提前週六（1/15）23:59前使用以下連結中表格完成報名登記：
https://forms.gle/h1zLWdUDaicWAdYLA
週日（1/16) 不開放現場報名！
週日（1/16) 不開放現場報名！
週日（1/16) 不開放現場報名！
如果登記參加卻未出席，仍需支付$200元泡湯及晚餐費用。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2432-event-coming-soon-2/
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#2433 - The OMICrun
1/23/2022-14:0
1/23/2022-0:0
Taishanlu Park
No. 18號, Lane 204, Section 3, Mingzhi Rd, Taishan District, New Taipei City, 243
https://goo.gl/maps/LwBnp51ow58fyxo8A
泰山綠公園
243新北市泰山區明志路三段204巷18號
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2433.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Get ready for OMICrun – OhMygodICan’thareaRun - next Sunday.
In an alternate reality the Trail Master team is a sensibly driven Mercedes – a well oiled, sober and efficient machine… possibly it’s even driven by a German.
在平行宇宙裡，路線規劃委員會像是一台被妥善駕駛的賓士，保養得宜，敏捷而靈活的機器，甚至還是由一位德國人駕駛...

Now, let’s return to our current universe, and throw a very large omicron shaped Covid spanner at it. And while we’re at it, let’s give everyone a triple shot of tequila, crank up the music and put some teenagers (whose mums almost certainly smoked crack when they were pregnant), in to the driver’s seat.
再讓我們跳一下，回到現實宇宙，加入Omicron病毒長相的冠狀病毒...讓我們先給各位三個龍舌蘭 Shot，音樂催落去，讓一些明顯是媽媽懷他們時有嗑藥頭殼壞去的青少年們當駕駛。

Come and join us this Sunday for the OMICrun to find out what happens. Let the car crash continue as we charge full throttle towards Taishan Guihe. This is a trail which me and Dry Pussy have been keeping ready and waiting for just this occasion.
本週日尬車（或尬捷運）到機捷泰山貴和站來參加本週日的OMICrun看看到底發生什麼事。這是我和Dry Pussy專為此刻珍藏已久的路線。

Even though it’s a run which starts in the city, there will be good views, mostly gentle climbs, some forest trails and a lush grassy downhill before we even get to the final beery pit stop.
雖然路線始於市區，在回到啤酒點前沿途還是會有美好的風景，平緩的爬升，一些樹林間的步道，以及充滿草味的下坡路。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, January 23rd 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Taishanlu Park
No. 18號, Lane 204, Section 3, Mingzhi Rd, Taishan District, New Taipei City, 243
https://goo.gl/maps/LwBnp51ow58fyxo8A
泰山綠公園
243新北市泰山區明志路三段204巷18號
https://goo.gl/maps/LwBnp51ow58fyxo8A
NB If the weather is crappy the run start will be moved to a different place nearby.
Check FB for announcements on Sunday.
如果天候不佳，將會更改起跑點，並會在周日在臉書公布。

******HOW?*******
Flour from Airport MRT Taishan Guihe station exit 1.
Danfeng station (orange line) is also very close.
機捷泰山貴和站一號出口
新蘆線丹鳳站也很近
Drivers – there is plenty of paid parking nearby.
開車者，附近有付費停車位。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
There will be a bash, details coming soon.
跑後會有聚餐，細節敬請期待。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2434-event-coming-soon/
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#2434 - The WTF?! Run
1/30/2022-14:0
1/30/2022-0:0
Guizikengshan
No. 161號, Xiushan Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6
貴子坑
台北市北投區秀山路161號
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/2434.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Next week’s hares are titans of the drunken night out, knights of the bottle, barons of the beer. Their drinking sessions are the stuff of legend. Like anyone who occasionally drinks more than 14 units a week of the Jesus juice, details are sometimes vague the next day.
本週的兔子是醉後大丈夫，是站在杯底的戰士，是啤酒大亨。他們喝的不是酒，是傳奇，不過如同任何連喝一個禮拜的人，事後回想起細節幾乎都會是模糊的。

Rumour has it that one fateful afternoon they both woke up, cold and shivering on a trail. Slumped against each other, covered in mud, they were wearing the same clothes as the night before, with no memory of how they got there. The disheveled Call Me Rufi summoned a few syllables - WTF?! Where are we? Immediately he assumed his drink must have been spiked!
相傳一個命中註定的下午，兔子們又冷又顫抖地醒來，相互依偎著裹著爛泥的身體，身上穿的是跟前一晚一樣的衣服，但卻怎麼也想不起來怎麼到這裡的。蓬頭垢面的 Call Me Rufi 好不容易擠出了幾個字 - 花惹發？！我們是誰？我們在哪？！緊接著推斷前一晚喝的酒肯定是被下藥了！

They rose to their feet and started stumbling, memories started crawling back. A familiar looking bush here, an empty beer can there. Then - an empty bottle of tequila – bingo! Like a bolt of lightning, the final memory of buying a huge round of tequila. Fortunately, just like in the movie (which is uncannily similar to this story), it turns out they had roofied themselves.
他們拖著沈重的步伐找尋線索，記憶也開始湧現，這似曾相識的樹叢，那地上空的啤酒罐，接著，是一個龍舌蘭酒空瓶- 賓果！兩人買著最後一輪tequila shot的記憶如雷灌頂。
算是幸運嗎？就跟電影演的一樣（劇情與此故事有著驚人的相似度），對他們下藥的人就是他們自己啊。

Join Call Me Rufi and Mexican Handjob this Sunday as they try to join the flashbacks back together again to recreate the trail they accidentally found during their drunken wanderings. Let's hope they both stay sober enough between now and next Sunday to remember it.
本週日加入 Call Me Rufi 及 Mexican Handjob前往斷片時意外發現的路線，希望他們到在週日前還夠清醒，不會忘記怎麼走囉！

From the hares: We will have: stairs, tunnels, river, bamboo, stairs, orange farms, stairs, long time lost trails and of course stairs
兔子溫馨叮嚀：有階梯，隧道，河流，竹林，另一座階梯，橘子園，又是階梯，失傳的路線和必考題- 階梯。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, January 30th 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Guizikengshan
No. 161號, Xiushan Rd, Beitou District, Taipei City, 112
https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6
貴子坑
台北市北投區秀山路161號
https://goo.gl/maps/EXZV98oecG5Qozaa6

******HOW?*******
Follow the flour from Fuxinggang MRT Station (red line). It is about 25 minutes walking distance. Flour will also show you the way by U-bike – save time.
Drivers – there is plenty of parking inside or around the camping area.
如何前往：
淡水信義線（紅線）搭乘至復興崗站後出站跟著麵粉走，走路大約要25分鐘，欲節省時間者，You Bike。
駛車者，停車位足也。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Bash will be close to the MRT to make sure you drunk fucks come home safely.
聚餐地點近捷運，酒醉者，
安心是也。
https://goo.gl/maps/nP4fkRcnRJJnLoko6

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2431-event-coming-soon/
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#2435 - Notttt Yetttt... Run
2/6/2022-14:0
2/6/2022-0:0
https://goo.gl/maps/gEVVm5SmwBKcNZJk7 Gongguan
Waterfront Area (Pipe)
Exact start location TBC
No. 1, Siyuan St, Zhongzheng District, Taipei City, 100
集合點在公館水岸廣場（Pipe）
詳細起跑點待確認
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2435.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
It’s not yet the end of the CNY week off, not yet warm weather again, and not yet have I eaten all the tins of biscuits and egg rolls that I was given last week in the run up to the holiday.
新年假期尚未來到尾聲，溫暖的天氣也暫時無影，我也還沒把上週收到的那幾盒餅乾跟蛋捲吃完。

And as for the details of the next run, also… notttt yetttt… It’s time for a bit of wait and see. Like a child of the mid-90's sitting expectantly in front of the TV in the early morning, waiting for the cartoons to start on a Saturday morning, I am eagerly looking forward to the next episode of TwH3 being revealed.
至於下週的路線，也待續中...這種敬請期待的氛圍，像九零年代的小孩在週六七早八早地坐在電視前，殷殷期盼卡通開播，我也正如此期待著TwH3的下回分曉。

Needless to say, like any good cartoon, next Sunday will probably be an afternoon filled with adventure, car chases, baddies, heroes, slipping on banana skins and plenty of weird sound effects.
儘管如此，如同任何一部好卡通，大概會是一個充滿探險、飛車追逐、反派與英雄、踩到香蕉皮後綜藝摔搭配一些孔鏘音效的週日。

Either way the Metro Hash GM Ashali is certain to pull something good out of the bag for us, so take off your pajamas, put on your shorts and come and join us in Gongguan for a fun run and probably some non-child friendly drinks afterwards.
總之台北捷運兔會長Ashali絕對會從口袋名單挑出一些好貨，所以脫下你的連身睡衣，穿上短褲，來公館跑上有趣的路線並享受後續一些兒童不宜的飲料吧！

Hare: Ashali
Cohare: Bubbles the clown
兔子：Ashali
副兔：Bubbles the clown
(10 points for anyone who actually gets the super niche reference in the run banner).
（看得懂出極具年代感主圖的人得十分）

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, February 6th 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
https://goo.gl/maps/gEVVm5SmwBKcNZJk7
Gongguan Waterfront Area (Pipe)
Exact start location TBC
No. 1, Siyuan St, Zhongzheng District, Taipei City, 100
集合點在公館水岸廣場（Pipe）
詳細起跑點待確認。

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Gongguan and walk
Drivers
Taipei Water Park Riverside Parking Lot
自來水園區水岸停車場(無收取現金)
No. 1, Siyuan St, Zhongzheng District, Taipei City, 100
https://goo.gl/maps/jJvi9YxMdH9BFyN68
怎麼去：
行人- 搭乘捷運至松山新店線（綠線）公館站後步行
駕駛- 台北市中正區思源街1號自來水園區水岸停車場(無收取現金)
https://goo.gl/maps/jJvi9YxMdH9BFyN68

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
There will be a bash, details coming soon.
跑後會有聚餐，細節敬請期待。
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2435-event-coming-soon-2/
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#2436 - The Godfather's dirty secret run
2/13/2022-14:0
2/13/2022-0:0
236新北市土城區龍泉路83-4號
Tucheng District, New Taipei City
https://goo.gl/maps/vj5SQj6YqbTRwqof9
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2436.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Earlier this year in true Italian mafioso style, Godfather made Porn Nazi an offer he couldn’t refuse – to join him as apprentice and cohare for the first time. At the time of writing, it is unconfirmed whether he made him kiss the ring. Make sure you join them in Tucheng next Sunday to find out. Godfather has years of haring experience under his belt and always finds some great trails when he hares. Don’t miss this one.
Hare: Godfather
Cohare: Porn Nazi
年初，Godfather AKA 阿公向 Porn Nazi提出一項他難以拒絕的邀約 - 將第一次處女秀獻出，做他的副兔。
截稿前都尚未確認阿公是否有讓他親吻不為人知的戒指許下誓言，那麼就本週日一起來土城親眼見證！
Godfather AKA 阿公做兔子多年，口袋裡藏了很多超讚的路線，千萬別錯過！

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, February 13th 2022
Time: 13:45
The Hares are off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
236新北市土城區龍泉路83-4號
Tucheng District, New Taipei City
https://goo.gl/maps/vj5SQj6YqbTRwqof9

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT Blue Line to the end point "Dingpu Station" and take a taxi to "Xingfu Temple" on Longquan Road.
Drivers
There is parking at the temple
https://goo.gl/maps/vj5SQj6YqbTRwqof9
怎麼去：
板南線（藍線）坐到終點站「頂埔」後搭計程車至位於龍泉路上的幸福廟下車。
幸福廟有停車位。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
There will be a bash, details coming soon.
跑後會有聚餐，細節敬請期待。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2436-event-coming-soon/
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#2437 - The Taipei Winter Olym-pricks Downhill Run
2/20/2022-14:0
2/20/2022-0:0
A Point
Shizitoushan獅仔頭山
231, New Taipei City, Xindian District
231新北市新店區
https://goo.gl/maps/U1g9UBhC2bw1U5VR6
B Point
River landscape ecological leisure park
山水畔休閒生態園區
No. 112-1號, Jian'an Rd, Sanxia District, New Taipei City
237新北市三峽區建安路112-1號
https://goo.gl/maps/DT5xKjWG9epySxrSA
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2437.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A-B run: 200m up, 800m down.
We all enjoy an extra 30 minutes in bed on a Sunday morning, but next Sunday GPP invites you to set your alarm clock a wee bit earlier…You will be handsomely rewarded by a downhill A-B run.
這是一個頭也不回的A-B路線，爬升200公尺，降坡800公尺。
誰不愛在週日早上多賴個半小時？
但下週日GPP建議你把鬧鐘調早一顛顛，獎賞是帥氣的A-B一路向西...啊不是...下坡為主的路線。

This is your chance to enjoy the official downhill skiing slalom course of the Taipei 2022 Winter Olym-pricks. The trail has splendid views and only about 150m of road, the rest is proper trail, about 8k of it. You’ll see lots of military history (aboriginal and Japanese era), a big wooden ladder, and a mountainside temple cave. So, giddy up muthafukkas – get out of bed for this one, especially if you’re one of the people that thinks there are too many runs close to the city!
你將能共襄盛舉2022台北冬季奧少年運動的高山滑雪（土）項目。這個路線有著絕佳的美景，僅約150公尺的馬路，其餘8公里全是賽道。你會看到很多來自原住民及日軍留下的歷史遺跡，一個巨木梯，還有一個山邊的洞穴廟宇。所以，你各位奧少年動起來吧！為了這次的路線離開你的被窩，尤其是那些嫌城市路線太多的人！

From the B point we’ll take the bus to the Bitan bridge for bash.
我們將從B點搭乘公車去碧潭橋聚餐。
NB because of the wooden ladder (see photo below) the hare strongly suggests no kids or dogs. Any first-time runners who may be weak or feeble are also discouraged.
請注意，因巨木梯較有難度（請見以下照片），兔子們強烈建議這次把寵物跟孩子留在家，第一次來參加的跑友們，若你是真正的奧少年，也建議先留在被窩裡。
Hare: Gay Pride Parade Cohare: Ass Dimples

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, February 20th 2022
Time: 13:15 for taxi pool from Xindian MRT The Hares are off at 14:00
欲自新店捷運站拼車前往A點請在13:15 出發，兔子兩點起跑。

*******WHERE*******
A Point
Shizitoushan 獅仔頭山
231, New Taipei City, Xindian District
231新北市新店區 https://goo.gl/maps/U1g9UBhC2bw1U5VR6
B Point
River landscape ecological leisure park
山水畔休閒生態園區
No. 112-1號, Jian'an Rd, Sanxia District, New Taipei City, 237
237新北市三峽區建安路112-1號
https://goo.gl/maps/DT5xKjWG9epySxrSA

******HOW?*******
Taxi pool to A point from Xindian MRT at 13:15.
(30 mins by taxi, the hare estimates 80 NT each in a shared Uber XL)
Return from B point by public bus
Drivers – driving is strongly discouraged - park in Xindian and join the taxi pool from the MRT (13:15).
怎麼去：
13:15 自新店捷運站拼車前往A點
（計程車大約30分鐘，兔子們粗估UBER XL車資每人約80元）
公車自B點返回。
駕駛們- 強烈建議不要開車去，可停車在新店站然後拼車前往（13:15）。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
There will be a bash, details coming soon. 跑後會有聚餐，細節敬請期待。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2438 - The Spicy Chicken Run
2/27/2022-14:0
2/27/2022-0:0
三空泉農園
251, New Taipei City, Tamsui District, 三空泉18號
(新北市淡水區三空泉18號)
https://goo.gl/maps/eHdmvKTNZmNh6p6WA
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/2438.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, Long 7km/300 m elevation, short 5km/250m elevation
路線：A to A ( L. 7k爬升300，S. 5k爬升250 )
Hare: Sexy chicken eight (Sam)
Cohare: iRobot (偉方)
For many hashers, getting it on once a week on a Sunday is not enough, and next Sunday’s hares are no exception. – this pair have an insatiable thirst. If you’ve ever joined the dark side and run with TNT on a Friday, then you’ll know what sort of shenanigans they get up to when the sun goes down.
對很多跑友來說，每週日來一下是不夠的，而對於下週日的兔子來說也一樣，這兩位有著無法滿足的飢渴，如果你曾經誤入歧途參與過週五夜晚的TNT(Taipei Night Trail H3)之跑，你一定很了解他們在太陽下山後搞的那些勾當。

Sexy Chicken 8 is a true crowd pleaser – both for his trails and his topless feats of drinking athleticism during down downs. I-Robot became such a fan, she has drunkenly agreed to become the next GM of TNTH3. I can testify that she will drink you under the table, and if you’re very lucky, maybe also even add you on Line.
Don’t miss their run this Sunday.
Sexy Chicken 8 是個譁眾取寵的人，在他規劃的路線或是他在吐槽大會裸上身飲落去的壯舉可見一斑。而 I-Robbot因此成為了他的鐵粉，在酒酣耳熱之際不小心答應要成為下一屆TNTH3的會長，我可以作證她會跟你在檯面下喝來喝去，如果你夠幸運的話，也許還會加你的賴。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, February 27th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
三空泉農園
251, New Taipei City, Tamsui District, 三空泉18號
(新北市淡水區三空泉18號)
https://goo.gl/maps/eHdmvKTNZmNh6p6WA

******HOW?*******
MRT Tamsui Station->Bus No.631(MRT Tamsui Station–Shulinkou) ->Walk about 8 mins（800m).Ride sharing from MRT Tamsui Station.
怎麼去：
搭乘捷運淡水信義線（紅線）至終點站淡水，搭成631公車至樹林口站下車，步行約8分鐘（800公尺）。
或
從淡水站租Go Share / iRent等大眾機車。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Bash at the run start.
聚餐地點在起跑點。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2439 - The Ga Ga Run
3/6/2022-14:30
3/6/2022-0:0
National Sports Center, Xizhi, New Taipei City
汐止運動中心
https://goo.gl/maps/FNrGQkcVVHiX8tY5A
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2439.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, Long 8km/300 m elevation, short 6km/250m elevation
路線：A to A ( L. 8k爬升300，S. 6k爬升250 )
Hare: Paparazzi Pussy
Cohare: Dick In Mouth
NB – Hares off at 2:30.

Paparazzi Pussy is living proof that hashing is good for you. He’s a veteran of the hash, but also a long way off getting old, senile and Ga Ga yet. How? Well, the physical exercise helps but the secret to his sanity and good memory is the intense mental work out he gets from storing up all of the best hash gossip! (GM take note of this down downs gold mine).
Can you guess which of these classic Ga Ga weird moves was made by the multimillion selling pop star, and which are pieces of gossip I’ve overheard being passed on by the multimillion beer swilling hare?:
Someone gave their friend a hat to wear with live cockroaches in it, someone taught their pet dog to paint by attaching pens to its legs, someone wore a dress made out of raw meat to a rechao restaurant and then cooked some of it in the hotpot.Come to the hash on Sunday and you can ask him yourself. He and Dick In Mouth are taking us for a spin around the green foothills of Xizhi. They have some great trails sorted out and there will be views, cherry blossom and sunshine guaranteed.

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, March 6th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
National Sports Center, Xizhi, New Taipei City
汐止運動中心
https://goo.gl/maps/FNrGQkcVVHiX8tY5A

******HOW?*******
Take the train to汐科站 then follow the flour 3 minutes to the run start.

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
汐止甕仔雞

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/3-6-2022-2439-event-coming-soon/
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#2440 - The Green Dress Run
3/13/2022-14:30
3/13/2022-0:0
Pingxi. A 10 minute walk from Pingxi station.
平溪車站走路十分鐘。
https://maps.app.goo.gl/P2pAxQFHzxasYTp96
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2440.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 6km/300 m elevation
路線：A to A (6k爬升300)
Hare: Big John
Cohare: Ding Bu Dong
Dress code: Irish (green dresses) or Ukrainian (yellow and blue). Running shoes (duh).
服儀：愛爾蘭式（綠色服飾）或烏克蘭式（黃色及藍色服飾），跑鞋（廢話）。

Paddy’s day is here again! And only just in time - the memories of the last time we all got to squeeze ourselves in to green dresses and run around waggling our overstuffed bits at the locals, have all but disappeared. This time the residents of Pingxi can look forward to a display of TwH3’s finest.
聖派翠克節又來了，而且來得正是時候，上次我們把自己擠進那綠色小洋裝肉慾橫流跑到模糊的記憶正逐漸消逝，這次輪到平溪民眾見識見識台灣健龍年度鉅獻。

In keeping with the theme of the run, there will be AMPLE Redpoint keg beer available and the chance to claim as much real or imagined Irish ancestry as you want (looking at you ‘mericans).
這次準備了足夠份量的紅點生啤，一方面為符合主題，一方面也讓大家尋根，尋你那不管是真的或想像出來的愛爾蘭血統（對滯台美國民眾喊話中）。

In solidarity with the people of Ukraine (who right now are more worried about running away from mortar fire than toward cold beer), we will do a charity collection at down downs. Wear something blue and yellow instead of green if you’d like.
同場加映烏克蘭應援團（此時忙著逃離戰火沒時間跑向冰啤酒），當日吐槽大會將有樂捐活動，除綠色以外，也可穿藍色和黃色服飾。

Until further notice we will also stop serving Russian beer or snacks, cease Cossack dancing and stop giving down downs, 69s or BJs in Russian.
同時無限期停止供應俄國啤酒或零食，嚴禁哥薩克舞蹈（盛行於俄羅斯及白俄羅斯的傳統舞蹈），也將停止俄式吐槽，69或BJ（總之禁止用嘴）。

In the words of the hares:
來自兔子的話：
DBD and I worked our butts off this weekend on two of the toughest reccees I have ever completed. Runners can expect a very easy day out hashing around 6km with about 300M total up. We have explored literally everywhere in Pingxi and cut many km of new trails that sadly will mostly go unused. There will be some new trail though and some jawdropping panoramic views.Pingxi is famous for pretty terrible runs but we have cut a lot to make it more reasonable – all in all it will be a superlatively passable day of hashing.
DBD和我這週末篳路藍縷的做了我個人做過最麻煩的兩條路，跑者們可期待一條好跑路線，大約6km，300m爬升。我們基本上把平溪跑遍了，也砍了很多可惜用不上的新路，但還是有新的路線，也有一些會讓你下巴掉下來的廣角美景。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, March 13th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Pingxi. A 10 minute walk from Pingxi station.
平溪車站走路十分鐘。
https://maps.app.goo.gl/P2pAxQFHzxasYTp96

******HOW?*******
Take the train to Pingxi Station then walk 10 minutes to run start. Follow the flour.Drivers: Drive and then park at the run start.
怎麼去：
搭稱火車至平溪車站走路十分鐘至起跑點，跟著麵粉走。
開車亦可。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Fu Chang Restaurant
福昌餐廳
No. 6, Pingxi St, Pingxi District, New Taipei City, 226
226新北市平溪區平溪街6號
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Cwtd48YNFbwZXTMA8

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2440-event-coming-soon/
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#2441 - The h-Appyness Run
3/20/2022-14:30
3/20/2022-0:0
The run start will be in the outside area underneath the Shisizhang MRT station.
起跑點會在環狀線（黃線）十四張站樓下的戶外區域。
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2441.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 7.5km/350 m elevation
路線：A to A (7.5k爬升350)
Hare: 2nd Man In
Cohare: Hunting Cunt

Some runs are so good they go down in the annals of history, and often go on to get stolen / resurrected by future generations of hashers. However, others are rightly consigned to the trash heap of trails and remain in the anals of history where they rot for all eternity.
有些路線好到可以名留青史，可能被後來的兔子們偷/復刻，剩下的路線則是被丟到垃圾桶裡遺臭萬年。

It seems that Balls In Your Court wasn’t in luck when he tried to resurrect a run which turned out to be a bit of a stinker. Stuck in Hsinchu our hare finds himself with neither luck, time nor space on his side. Since Sunday is bearing down fast, next weekend the GM and a trusty TM will be stepping in to carry this man through the tough times.
看來 Balls In Your Court 在試圖帶我們再訪的路線上遇上了程咬金無功而返，我們困在新竹的兔子則是發現自己又衰又沒空，眼看著週日又要到來，會長及你各位值得信賴的TM將擔任救火隊幫助他度過難關。

We’ll be dusting off a run we first did during the summer months of the pandemic last June. If any of the 3 runners who came the first time attend again, then you’re welcome to ask them if they can remember the route – I think that’s unlikely though after the collective amnesia induced by the seriously drunken online down down session.
我們將搬出一條在去年六月疫情爆發後塵封的路線，如果當時三個跑者有來，你們可以好好問問他們是否還記得怎麼跑- 我是覺得以當時跑完緊接著線上吐（ㄒㄩˋ）槽（ㄐㄧㄡˇ）大會後是不太可能啦。

There will be light shiggy, there will be trail, there will be cold beer - and all reachable by the comfort of MRT.
會有一些泥濘小徑，會有步道，會有冰啤酒- 而且皆為舒適的捷運可達。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, March 20th 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
The run start will be in the outside area underneath the Shisizhang MRT station.
起跑點會在環狀線（黃線）十四張站樓下的戶外區域。

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Shisizhang Station and go down to the street level. Walk up the side of the station and look for hashers.
Drivers: There is some paid parking available near the run start.
怎麼去：
搭乘捷運到十四張站後下到一樓，走到戶外側邊跑者聚集的地方。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
There will be a bash. Details TBC.
聚餐細節待續。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2441-event-coming-soon/
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#2442 - The Lost Art of Checking
3/27/2022-14:30
3/27/2022-0:0
No. 159, Section 2, Shanlin Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, 338
桃園市蘆竹區山林路二段159號 (外社福德祠土地公)
https://goo.gl/maps/wyLKXVaw5dz28VRE9
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2442.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
Sit round any bash table and you're almost certain to hear something along the lines of- "They don't make checks like they used to", sounds familiar? Well look here young whippersnappers, this is one experienced haring team who are putting their money where their mouths are. Let Mijo Slut and Rocket Man prove to you the olden days were golden days, the sun goes around the earth and that these old dogs still have new tricks.
幾乎在任何一次跑後聚餐餐桌上，都可聽到- 「現在的cross check（探路記號）做得不如我們以前啊...」，聽起來很熟悉嗎？看過來～你各位狂妄的屁孩們，本次路線由一群實戰經驗豐富的兔子們規劃，讓米酒俗辣和火箭人帶你們見識見識捷兔黃金歲月，看看這麼多年過去，地球依然繞著太陽轉動，這些老屁股們卻還變得出新把戲！

Running along and mulling over your next tweet or whether to post that photo on Instagram?? Pfff... don't make them laugh. Spacing out and listening to your airpods with your bone vibrators (or whatever they are on your head) - that won't get you anywhere today. All you need are your wits, a good old fashioned thirst for beer and a slug of whisky (or mijo).
邊跑邊思索下條推特還是IG要Po什麼文嗎？遜啦...不要笑死人了！一邊戴著你的airpods或助聽器或...任何你爽戴在頭上的東西一邊放空是到不了任何地方的，你需要的是你機靈的腦袋，對啤酒和威士忌一貫的渴望（或米酒）。

So this is one run which is not to be missed. It will be a workout for the senses as well as the legs: Of course there will be beautiful scenery, of course there will be rolling hills (I mean there aren't going to be mountains are there?), but most importantly keep sharp and get in to the mindset of Mijo Slut. These checks will test your mental agility and ability to think like a hare.
總之這是一次不容錯過的跑跑，不只會喚醒你的雙腿（？）也會活絡你的腦袋：當然還有美麗的景色還有一些...小山坡啊你知道的，但最重要的是保持敏銳並試著進入米酒俗辣的思維，這次的cross check（探路記號）將測試你各位是否具備身為兔子該有的敏捷度和行為能力。

And if that all sounds a bit too much like hard work, don't worry the hares have provided handwritten solutions to the checks, the wax seals on the scrolls will be checked at down-downs.
最後，如果以上聽起來都太累人了，別擔心，兔子們提供了一些手寫的探路密方，這些蠟印的卷宗將在吐槽大會時一一揭秘。

NB the hares have advised this trail may not be suitable for young kids and animals - you have been warned!
注意喔！兔子提醒此路線不適合幼子與動物蛤

From the hares:
Length – acceptable to all
Elevation – gentle
Checks – tricky
All runnable. Mostly dirt; little road.
來自兔子的備註：
長度：剛剛好，眾人皆適合
爬升：溫順
探路記號：迂迴
全程可跑，土多路少。

Area : Rarely used - overlaps a small section of one run Dr Vagina Face did a while ago, otherwise new trails for Taiwan Hash. Good mix of agriculture, bamboo, forest park + a few surprises.
場域：鮮少使用過- 有一小部分與Dr Vagina Face前陣子的跑跑有重疊到，但基本上是Taiwan Hash的新路線。綜合了農田，竹林，森林和一些小驚喜。

*******WHEN*******
Sunday, March 27th, 2022
The Hares are off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
No. 159, Section 2, Shanlin Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, 338
****哪兒*****
桃園市蘆竹區山林路二段159號
(外社福德祠土地公)
https://goo.gl/maps/wyLKXVaw5dz28VRE9

******HOW?*******
Jump in your Maserati and drive.
Parking : Plenty
Pleb Transport : 20mins. Walk from Shanbi (A10) Airport MRT.
https://reurl.cc/aNYEeD.
怎麼去：
如果你有瑪莎拉蒂：開去，停車位很多。
如果你是死老百姓：從機捷山鼻站(A10)步行20分鐘。
https://reurl.cc/aNYEeD

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Bash : 阿國好之味鵝肉小吃-蘆竹人氣鵝肉|特色小吃|在地推薦美食|山鼻站必吃|人氣燒鵝|平價小吃. https://reurl.cc/95k0yv. Goose restaurant. High Google rating.
********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2442-event-coming-soon/
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#2443 - The Golden Shower Run
4/3/2022-14:30
4/3/2022-0:0
Take the MRT to Linguang Station and follow the flower.
怎麼去：捷運麟光站出口跟著麵粉走
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2443.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 8km/150m elevation
路線：A to A (8km爬升150)
Hare: Elwood Blue
Cohare: Sticky Fingers
Elwood Blue and Sticky Fingers are two staple fixtures of the Taiwan hash haring calendar. This highly dependable father and son pairing have so far never failed to find a good trail or to hare while it’s raining.
Elwood Blue 及 Sticky Fingers可謂台灣健龍定心丸，這對做口碑的父子組合發行的路線從未讓跑友們失望過，人品又好（當兔子時未曾下過雨）。

However, this time they believe they have found the answer! He told me it involves a shower and gold, but the rest of the details are being kept under wraps, get ready for - The Golden Shower Run!
這次他們似乎力求轉型！兔子說這次的路金濕潤，但剩下的細節藏在魔鬼裡（？），總之，準備好加入本週的- 黃金瀑布跑跑！

Will the hares (or other runners) take part in a golden rain dance to keep away the rain showers, does the hare have a new gold plated mobile shower for his truck, or is this something altogether more fetishistic? Come this Sunday and find out!
究竟是兔子們（或其他跑友們）會自編自導組成黃金瀑布汁男團？是兔子在他的貨車上加裝了鍍金的淋浴間造福大家？或是什麼意想不到的組合？本週日分曉！

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, April 3rd 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
The run start will be at Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園
https://goo.gl/maps/cqZ2Cf5CeYVNDaB58

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Linguang Station and follow the flower.
怎麼去：
捷運麟光站出口跟著麵粉走

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
阿珍熱炒台北市大安區和平東路三段308巷32號
https://goo.gl/maps/ZwcYD8byd2z89FxL8

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2443-event-coming-soon/
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#2444 - The 69 of Fire Run
4/10/2022-14:30
4/10/2022-0:0
Yongchunpi Ecological Wetland Park
永春坡生態濕地公園
https://goo.gl/maps/TaAvPXsgTeR22up67
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2444.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 6.5km/350 m elevation
路線：A to A (6.5k爬升350)
Hare: Maybe
Cohare: Firebird Junior
Back in the day our co-hare was a horny young scamp with nothing better to do on a Sunday than to run the hash. On his first run he spotted the girl of his dreams and then he set about impressing her as only a hasher could - He drank a lot of beer, he exposed too much flesh and finally she succumbed to his wily charms as they performed a 69 (at down downs).
想當年兔子還是個精蟲衝腦血氣方剛的小夥子，周日如果不跑hash只能回家盯著牆壁。而他，就在第一次跑hash遇見了他的夢中情人，還為了引起她的注意使出身為一個hasher的第101招，喝到酒空搭配公然裸露，終於，在吐槽大會69的時候，她拜倒在他不確定有沒有穿裙子的雕兒下。

Join us next Sunday as 10 years later he and his wife Maybe are back to celebrate the 69 that sealed the deal – the 69 of Fire. It is also an occasion to mark the hare’s birthday, 10 years of happy marriage and to remember those good old days when they first met on the China Hash.
本週日，兔子與他的妻子Maybe將強勢回歸重溫當年的定情儀式- 火之69。同時也將一同慶祝副兔的生日、十年的美滿婚姻以及回味他們在China Hash的初相遇。

The run is easy to get to and the climax of a week of haring for this happy couple. They will hare in the same area on Wednesday for MH3 and again on Sunday. What doesn’t say 'I love you' like finding two different runs together and then drinking a whole load of beer?
本次路線很容易到達，也是這對佳偶本週的高潮（他們在週三也會在同個區域為MH3做路）。有什麼比一起做兩條路然後喝到爆更能表達愛老虎油？

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, April 10th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
The run start will be at Yongchunpi Ecological Wetland Park
永春坡生態濕地公園
https://goo.gl/maps/TaAvPXsgTeR22up67

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Yongchun and walk 1.3 km (20 minutes) to the run start. Follow the flour from exit 4. There is a Youbike station nearby in Linkou park.
Drivers: There is some paid parking 1km from the run start.
https://goo.gl/maps/ZKkPASZva5oQ8WNM7
怎麼去：
捷運藍線永春站四號出口跟著麵粉步行1.3公里（20分鐘）至起跑點。附近的林口公園亦有Youbike站。
起跑點1公里處有付費停車場。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
第一鮮生猛現撈現炒
02 2759 2889
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ySPbMxYnV6MkXyvy7

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2444-event-coming-soon/
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#2445 - Binglang’s Sickie in the Woop Woop Run
4/17/2022-14:30
4/17/2022-0:0
The run start will be at Pingdengli Yuhuang Temple
玉皇宮 https://goo.gl/maps/rSe9kGFAPy3ck9HMA
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2445.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, Long: 9km / 500m elevation & Short: 6km / 300m elevation
路線：A to A (Long: 9k爬升500 & Short: 6k爬升300)
Hare: Dr. Binglang
Cohare: Hey Hey

Hey ya flamin’ Galahs!! It’s time to get stoked! Next week’s run is going to be a proper ripper! -hared by the one and bloody only Dr. Binglang and his fine cohare Hey Hey!
該是對生活重拾熱情的時候了你各位朝九晚五的行屍走肉們- 本週日路線出自頂港有名聲，下港有出名的兔子Dr. Binglang及副兔 Hey Hey!

Now yous all know this guy is no bogan, and he knows the bush and woop woop around Taipei like the back of his budgie smugglers. He put heaps of hard yakka in to fixing this trail before his bloody boss told him he’d be heading down under to Straya. He was so dead set on haring for Taiwan Hash that guess what? This beauty only bloody went and pulled the biggest bloody sickie ever! How’s that for telling your boss to go and rak off!! Straya’s loss is our gain.
你們都知道兔子的名聲吧，台北各角落的地圖就是化成了灰他也認得出來，然而在他這次發揮吹灰之力找這條路線同時晴天霹靂的事情發生了- 老闆要他去澳洲出差，為了不要白費心血，他決定跟從時下草莓族潮流- 請病假！看老闆怎麼辦？總之，澳洲的損失是我們的勝利。

It’s a run choc a bloc full of views, bush, billabongs and more trail than you can shake a snag at. The Leash Reckons us Taiwan Hashers haven’t been out on a hash this way for a fair while. And in case you need any more convincing, there’ll be a goon bag in the eskie. So don’t be a bloody drongo, Sunday arvo is defo going to be gnarly as. Grab your sunnies and your runners, bail on whatever else you got in the filofax, you’re gonna be devo if you miss out on this one!
這次路線包含美景，鄉間小路，乾涸的小溪還有超乎你所求所想的步道，根據The Leash通報，這條路線Taiwan Hash已經很久沒跑了，如果你還需要更多動力，本週日會供應葡萄酒，所以囉，別再傻傻躺在家，帶上你的太陽眼鏡，穿上跑鞋，取消你其他行程，錯過這次你真的會捶心肝！這會是個無與倫比的週日下午。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, April 17th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
The run start will be at Pingdengli Yuhuang Temple 玉皇宮
https://goo.gl/maps/rSe9kGFAPy3ck9HMA

******HOW?*******
Take the 小19 bus from Shilin MRT station.
Get off at Yuhuang Temple bus stop (玉皇宮).

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
https://goo.gl/maps/sqgW3YiZAJBxp7Gm7

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2446 - The Pilgrims' Climax Run
4/24/2022-14:30
4/24/2022-0:0
The run start will be at No. 21 Zhongshan Square
中山21號廣場
https://goo.gl/maps/jc7BHsEYMsY8RAfM6
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/2446.jpg
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 7.5km / 350m elevation
路線：A to A 7.5k爬升350m
Hare: Fuck First
Cohare: Claw Hand
Last year we weathered a few storms and a few terrible hangovers, and over the years many hashers have struggled to find their way back to the beer truck or even reach the front doors of their apartments again on a Sunday evening after a hard day hashing. Obviously, this bad luck had nothing to do with the quality and volume of Taiwan Beer consumed – it must be because of some other divine intervention.
去年我們都經歷過一些狂風暴雨一些慘烈的宿醉，而在過去幾年許多跑友們連怎麼回啤酒車或甚至是回到自己家的路都找不到...想當然耳這種衰運跟每周日攝取的台灣啤酒質或量都毫無關係，一定是有什麼神秘力量介入！

Now, it seems foolish to be troubling the great GM in the sky or Father Cockeye every weekend. And so, by some stroke of good luck we have a new deity we can start bothering…we have our very own Mazu (Mother) haring for us this Sunday! If Fuck First and Claw Hand can’t intervene to guide all the drunken hashers back to safe harbor, then who can?
現在要九天玄女下凡似乎是有點打擾（最近忙著爆米花），還好本週日我們有自己的媽祖可以為我們帶路！如果Fuck First和 Claw Hand不能帶一群醉漢回到安全的港灣，還有誰做得到？

Join us this Sunday for a run which was meant to be the climax of our very own annual pilgrimage to AIR. We will still complete the last 7.5km of the route though, in the form of an A-A trail starting at Zhongshan Plaza on Sunday.
本週日加入我們原本作為一年一度全島跑朝聖之旅的壓軸跑！少了全島跑，我們還是會完成最後一段在中山廣場起跑長度7.5km，A-A的路線。

Since we’ll no longer be passing close by the Beigang Mazu Pilgrimage, we’ll also need to find another way to grab us some good luck and re-charge the juju of the hash for another year... GM?
是說今年既然我們無法路過北港媽祖廟，勢必得找別條路線來求個好運或拿幸運符過個香囉⋯會長？

Don’t miss out on city views, trails and specially blessed, disinfected and Covid-19 safe, ceremonial beers.
總之別錯過城市風景，步道和加持潔淨過，沒有武漢肺炎病毒的九天玄女啤酒囉！

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, April 24th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
The run start will be at No. 21 Zhongshan Square
中山21號廣場
https://goo.gl/maps/jc7BHsEYMsY8RAfM6

******HOW?*******
Follow the flour at Exit 3 of Jiannan Road MRT Station BR15
劍南路捷運站3號出口跟著麵粉走

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
Seafood Stir-Fry
104 Seafood Stir-Fry, No. 839, Bei'an Road, Zhongshan District, Taipei City
珍海味熱炒
104台北市中山區北安路839號珍海味熱炒
https://goo.gl/maps/W672AKBX8HXbasK28

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2447 - Homersexual's First Spank Celebration Run
5/1/2022-14:30
5/1/2022-0:0
Bianfudong Park, Ruifang
Location : 蝙蝠洞公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/KM6gd4RQ7wzSqRmG8
FOLLOW ALL LEVEL 2 REGULATIONS
CONTACT TRACING WILL BE IN PLACE
SCAN QR CODE, TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有2級防疫規定
將採取實名制
報到時請掃QR Code，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, Long: 7km / 280m elevation
路線：A to A 7k爬升280m
Hare: Homersexual
Cohare: Just Ryan Wang

Next Sunday is a historic run for a historic dynasty of hashers. 13 years ago Homersexual first hared this run on his 69 (-9)th birthday with his 88 year old father Bull Wang. He was the first of the Wang hashing line, and another renowned hasher.
下周日我們將跑一條對於一些化石級跑友來說極具歷史意義的路線。13年前Homersexual在他69(-9)歲生日與他身為王家hasher第一代且頗富盛名的的88歲父親Bull Wang同當兔子。

This time we have another occasion to celebrate: it’s Homersexual 69th (+4) birthday and also time to inaugurate the latest member of the family in to the hash. You have the opportunity to join us for a run that is very unusual – it will be part mountain and forest and part coastal. The hares promise you a fantastic run, but also a reassurance that you won’t be too out of breath. If the weather is good there will be a beer check.
這次又有新的名目可以慶祝啦！是Homersexual 的69(+4)歲生日，同時也會慶祝下王家hasher第三代金孫王就職典禮。你各位有機會加入這次很不一樣的跑跑－有一半山和森林，還有一半海岸線。兔子保證這是一條超棒的路線，而且不會讓你跑到嘿咕，天氣好的話還會有啤酒中繼站。

In additition to the run, you’ll have the chance to witness a secret, once in a generation Wang family ceremony – The First Spank. In Homersexual’s days, this was performed by dangling a newborn Wang by the ankles and then spanking him with a pair of dirty shiggy socks. Nowadays the ritual is reserved only for when a new member of the family hares for the first time. Grandson Just Ryan needn’t worry too much, if the need arises I’m sure grandfather will bare his buttocks on the behalf of his grandson.
除此之外，你各位將得以見證一個秘密，王家世代流傳的就職典禮－襪鞭屁。在Homersexual那個年代，會把新生王從腳踝吊起來然後用一雙髒兮兮的襪子打屁股。現在儀式則是改為首次當兔子的小王們舉辦，不過金孫王Just Ryan不用太擔心，如果咖稱不夠用，我相信老王會願意代孫出屁的。

To mark the occasion of the first spank ritual, his 69 (+4)th birthday, and the original run with his father Bull Wang, Homersexual is very kindly providing a special gift to all runners - a pair of highly awesome TwH3 shiggy socks. Make sure to attend to claim your pair.
為了紀念襪鞭屁儀式，他的69(+4)歲生日，以及重溫他與父親Bull Wang同當兔子跑的路線，Homersexual很好客的準備了特別的禮物給所有的跑友們－一雙很讚的台灣健龍破爛襪，記得來參加領襪啊！

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, May 1st 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Bianfudong Park, Ruifang
Location : 蝙蝠洞公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/KM6gd4RQ7wzSqRmG8

******HOW?*******
The trains will be screwed this weekend so you need to take a bus, don’t worry it’s almost as fast as the train.
這天台鐵停駛，所以你各位請搭客運，別擔心，它幾乎與火車一樣快。
There are multiple busses to Keelung, you then need to take the 791 or 1051 at Keelung Station and get off at Seaside (Dafu Coal Mine) stop.
有很多客運到基隆任你挑，然後請從基隆火車站搭乘791或1051到海濱站下車。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

********* COVID *********
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手

If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來

If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來

This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

********* Dick Check *********
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn!

**給全部跑友的提醒**
我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

********* Disclaimer *********
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs) 2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail. 3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail. 4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line… 5- Eat before to join to avoid low blood sugar pressure 6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive

1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!! 2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友! 3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需 4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。 5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生 6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2448 - The Valley of the Cross-Dressing Farmers Run
5/8/2022-14:30
5/8/2022-0:0
Neigou River Ecological Exhibition Hall
No. 236之3號, Kangle St, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
內溝溪生態展示館
114台北市內湖區康樂街236之3號
https://goo.gl/maps/JV4auUJSEWBk7qht5
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run: 7.5km / 450m elevation
路線：A to A 7.5k爬升450m
Hare: Mr Sausage
Cohare: Cock Hunter
This is a special free Covid free run – NB the unusual start time(s) - The hares will mark the run in the morning and people are welcome to do it anytime from 1 pm onwards. Someone will be around to direct you to the run and keep an eye on your bag until 4:30pm. If you're a walker or slow runner please make sure you start the trail by 2:30pm.
這是一條免武肺也免費的跑跑－注意不如以往的起跑時間－兔子們將於早上預撒麵粉，歡迎各位自下午1點起出發。將會有人在起跑點作指引並顧包包到下午4點半。如果你跑得比較慢或是打算用走的，請務必在下午2點半前起跑。

There will be no beer truck, down downs or bash, so you don’t need to pay hash cash – yes this is a free run! Bring your own refreshments if you want them before, after or during the run.
當天不會有啤酒車，不會有跑後吐槽大會或聚餐，所以不需要支付任何費用，沒錯就是一個免費跑！請自行攜帶跑前、跑中，跑後會需要的食物、盥洗用品等物品。

In the words of the hares: A long time ago a not so young padawan approached his Jedi master (Mark Dolan) asking for the location of the fabled lost highway. They travelled many miles, nearly amputated a finger cutting a path and eventually came upon a secret valley where a farmer wearing nothing but boots, pantyhose and a smile told them the way to the lost highway.. and so the story begins… just watch out for toys.
兔子的話：很久很久以前一個不怎麼肖連的絕地武士學徒找上他的大師(Mark Dolan)請教傳說中消失的聖殿位置，他們跋涉千里，途中砍路差點砍到自己的手手，最終到達一個祕密村落，在那裏有位全身只穿吊帶褲、靴子和一抹微笑的農夫向他們指引了方向，這就是故事的起源...　總之在路上小心注意不知名的玩具蛤。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, May 8th 2022
Time: Runners off any time from 1:00pm
Any walkers or slow runners are advised to start the trail by 2:30pm.
下午一點起即可起跑，慢行者請勿晚於下午兩點半出發。

*******WHERE*******
Neigou River Ecological Exhibition Hall
No. 236之3號, Kangle St, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
內溝溪生態展示館
114台北市內湖區康樂街236之3號
https://goo.gl/maps/JV4auUJSEWBk7qht5

******HOW?*******
S1 bus from donghu station, or Ubike station at the ecological park.
怎麼去：
自東湖捷運站搭乘小1區間車至奇頭站下車或Ubike至內溝溪生態館站

*******PRICE*******
FREE
免費

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH³. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.

*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- This event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2449- The Flour Powers Flower Run
5/15/2022-14:30
5/15/2022-0:0
Taoyuan Arena
No. 1號, Section 1, Sanmin Rd, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, 330
桃園巨蛋
330桃園市桃園區三民路一段1號
https://goo.gl/maps/to1FwXTMEAvN3DBQA
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 8km / 265m elevation
路線：A to A 8k爬升265m
Hare: Fly 跑跑姐
Cohare: Jo Good 王玟媛

Like many hashers, the true story of how Fly got her hash name is a secret shrouded in mystery. Years ago, she was perfecting the matter transporter that would enable her to travel instantaneously from down-downs to the bash restaurant, and then back home again.
就如同我們許多人，跑跑姐如何得到Fly這個封號的來龍去脈極其神祕，相傳多年前，有次她在保養可以讓她可以從吐槽大會瞬間移動到聚餐地點，再瞬間移動回家的座騎。

After a few beers she took the rash decision to test the machine on herself, but unknown to her, some flour and hair from her pet giant rabbit also slipped into the machine. The confused computer merged her DNA with the furry pet and flour and created a unique hybrid. She was granted super haring flour powers! However, the downside was an insatiable thirst for doing what horny rabbits enjoy most: she must now constantly pacify the inner animal by drinking beer and running every weekend. Join Fly and cohare Jo Good this Sunday as they continue the treatment regime and come to witness the haring superpowers for yourself.
幾杯酒下肚後，她心血來潮決定要測試看看，但她沒發現機器裡也飄進了些麵粉跟她寵物巨兔的毛髮。錯亂的機器把毛絨絨的寵物及麵粉融入了跑跑姐的DNA ，製造出一個獨一無二的變種魔法。她得到了巨兔神力！但缺點是她現在對於好動的兔兔最喜歡做的事感到難以滿足的渴望－為了時常撫慰內心的巨兔，跑跑姐每周末都要喝啤酒＋跑步！加入本周日跑跑姐 Fly 與副兔 Jo Good做的療癒路線，見證巨兔POWER 。

The hares have prepared a trail in Taoyuan around the very accessible Tiger Head Mountain, you can easily just walk to the run start at Taoyuan Arena from Taoyuan train station. This is a seasoned haring team who create some excellent trails, so checkout the photos and I don’t think you’ll be able to resist joining.
兔子們準備了ㄧ條靠近桃園虎頭山很好到達的路線，從桃園火車站步行即可抵達位於桃園巨蛋的起跑點。這對經驗老道的巨兔組合為大家帶來超棒的路線，瀏覽下照片就會知道我在說什麼了，你們肯定很難控制自己的雙腿！

In the words of the hares: There are great trails in this area and despite the area being well hashed, the husband of the hare has been busy cutting trails so even the most experienced hashers are bound to enjoy a few surprises. If you’re lucky there may still be white tung oil tree flowers in the area, but either way you’ll still enjoy a good run.
兔子的話：虎頭山是非常好跑且熱門的路線，但巨兔老公這次幫忙砍路，保證砍出一條連老鬣狗都會感到新奇的路。如果幸運的話也許還能在路上賞油桐花，不過驚喜絕對不只這樣，也歡迎各路鬣狗跟兔子們一起穿旗袍來跑，漂亮地享受跑步的樂趣。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, May 15th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Taoyuan Arena
No. 1號, Section 1, Sanmin Rd, Taoyuan District, Taoyuan City, 330
桃園巨蛋
330桃園市桃園區三民路一段1號
https://goo.gl/maps/to1FwXTMEAvN3DBQA

******HOW?*******
Follow the flour from Taoyuan train station.
桃園火車站前站有麵粉

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2450- Event Coming Soon
5/22/2022-14:30
5/22/2022-0:0
The Indigenous People's Park in Shilin – right by The National Palace Mueusm
Sec 2, Zhi Shan Rd, Shilin District, Taipei City, 111
原住民文化主題公園 02 2881 2512
https://goo.gl/maps/ZdSLL5fDEZiM6oGZ9
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, Short 6km 200m elevation & Long 11km 400m elevation
路線：A to A, Short: 6k爬升200 & Long: 11k爬升400.

Hare: The Leash
Cohare: Tommy Liu
Never judge a hasher by their hash name, a book by its cover or a hare by the bulges in their flour bags, so the old saying goes.
自古有言，汝切勿以貌取人、以兔名賤跑者、以麵粉袋識兔子。

So, we must ask ourselves – have we been wrong about next week’s hare all these years? Is it in fact The Leash who has been on the leash recently? With Dr Binglang finally packed off to ‘Straya I reckon we’re going to find out - when the Dr’s away, mamma’s gonna play! – The Leash is going to be OFF THE LEASH!!
所以，我們得好好捫心自問，這些年來是不是都誤會了本周的兔子？Dr. Binglang終於出發去了澳洲(前情提要請見第2445次跑跑)，估計我們終於要見證老公不在家，老娘怎麼玩！－The Leash脫韁啦！

So, watch out Taiwan Hash, the Formosa Hash GM is on the party warpath – this Sunday there’s going to be typically glorious trails, white wine and beer galore BUT because of the crappy weather there won’t actually be a white sandy beach by the sea…. will a duck pond do instead? You already know who to blame anyway and it’s certainly not going to stop the hares running in their bikinis.
所以啦你各位台灣健龍跑者們，要知道芙爾摩莎跑山俱樂部(Formosa Hash)會長現正趴踢中，也正在去趴踢的路上－本周日會有必備的超讚路線和滿載的白酒和啤酒，就差白沙海灘了！可惜因為天氣蕭爛，所以只能先以池塘將就啦！總之你知道是誰的錯，但這也不會阻止兔子們穿比基尼的。

Judging also by the leaked FH3 photos that I’ve discovered circulating on the dark web – there’s likely to be wild down-downs, (semi-)optional nudity and finger food. There could be raucous singing, high-heels on trail and a lot of drunkenness, who really knows? Join us this week to find out.
從我在黑網上閒晃時發現的芙爾摩莎外流照片中看起來，本周日貌似會有狂野的吐槽大會、假自願真強迫的裸露以及一些小點心，可能會有喧鬧的歌聲、有人可能會穿高跟鞋跑、也有可能你各位會變成醉後大丈夫，誰知道呢？加入我們一起探索吧。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, May 22nd 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
The Indigenous People's Park in Shilin – right by The National Palace Museum
Sec 2, Zhi Shan Rd, Shilin District, Taipei City, 111
原住民文化主題公園
02 2881 2512
https://goo.gl/maps/ZdSLL5fDEZiM6oGZ9

******HOW?*******
Take any bus to National Palace Museum from MRT Shilin station, then 4 mins walk.
怎麼去
士林捷運站搭乘任一台往故宮的公車，下車後步行4分鐘。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200
*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2451- The Dog’s Bollocks Run
5/29/2022-14:30
#2450- Event Coming Soon-0:0
Shanbi
Meetup at the farmhouse restaurant
機捷山鼻站
在大排檔居酒屋佳園復古餐廳會合
https://goo.gl/maps/BtVd1nZ2U9PXSxNK9
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 7km 200m elevation
路線：A to A, 7k爬升200
Hare: Dr Vagina Face
Cohare: Flacid (軟男)

It was a Friday night and Dr Vagina Face had the horn. After finishing the bash, he headed home and a perverted scheme crept into his mind. He logged in to the university’s high-powered radio-telescope and began to train the lenses toward the bright lights of Taoyuan city. But before he could properly finish the task in hand, his vision blurred, and he slumped face first to the keyboard.
一個周五夜黑風高的夜晚， Dr. Vagina Face感到一陣焦躁難耐，聚餐結束返家後，一個小奸小惡的念頭在他腦中萌芽，他登入大學的高功率電波望遠鏡然後調整鏡頭轉向燈火通明的桃園市。但就在他即將完成任務之際，突然感到一陣視線模糊，臉朝下倒在鍵盤上。

The next morning, he woke with a guilty jolt. He began gently peeling his tongue from the crusted spacebar, and rolled his eyes upwards to examine the blinking screen:
Anomalies found: 1/ Distance 207,005, 987 km/ Size: 100,000 square meters / Composition: 92% Iron, 6% Gold, 2% Cheese.
隔天早上他帶著罪惡感醒來，一邊把黏在空白鍵盤上的舌頭拔起，一邊揉揉眼睛看向閃爍著的螢幕－發現異物質：距離207,005, 987公里/ 規模100,000平方米/ 92%鐵、6%金、2%起司組成。

Mmm hmmm gmmm, hmm! He tapped his name into the NASA online registry of space objects and bingo - asteroid EL-0N-MU55KIS80087355-X was his! For an exciting moment, the future seemed very rosy.
轟隆...轟隆...轟轟轟隆! 他在NASA太空物體註冊網站輸入自己的名字搜尋然後賓果! 一籠馬濕嗑捌洞洞捌拐參伍伍-叉小行星是他的了! 在那一瞬間，他感到未來充滿了一片光明。

The next day things started getting weird, a single piece of biltong arrived with a simple demand etched into it: SELL ME THE SPACE ROCK. All the local farmers in Taoyuan began investing in dangerous guard dogs and driving Teslas, the local bash restaurants all closed. Before 8am every day, all the beer in every local 7-eleven had been bought and poured into the river.
但就在隔天，事情開始變得怪異，首先他收到一塊乾肉條，上面寫著簡單的指示：小行星倘賣嘸? 所有桃園當地的農民們開始豢養兇猛的看門狗，開著特斯拉，當地餐廳全部暫停營業。每天早上八點以前，每家便利商店的啤酒全被買走然後倒進河裡。

Dr Vagina Face faced a choice - A future as a sad billionaire but unable to hash, or to sell his space rock to the mystery South African at a knock down price. He chose the hash! – and with the money bought and disposed of all the farm dogs in the Taoyuan metro area.
Dr. Vagina Face面臨了一個難題－是要成為一個哀傷且無法跑hash的億萬富翁，或是賤賣他的小行星給一個神祕南非投資客? 他選了hash!- 然後他把得到的錢將所有桃園機捷站附近的看門狗全部買來放生。

The trails in Shanbi are outstanding so don’t miss out as we celebrate our hare’s generosity this Sunday. There will be verdant fields, rolling hills, great views, and possibly a few dogs. If you’re scared of dogs don’t worry - the hares are kindly sponsoring a special memorial safety rock for each runner.
本週日在山鼻站的路線非常棒所以千萬別錯過了慷慨的兔子為我們做的路，會有青翠的田野風光，起伏的小山丘，美好的風景，可能還會有一些狗，但是怕狗人士免驚! 兔子為各位準備了特別有紀念性的石頭給各位帶著防身。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, May 29th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Shanbi
Meetup at the farmhouse restaurant:
機捷山鼻站, 在大排檔居酒屋佳園復古餐廳會合:
https://goo.gl/maps/BtVd1nZ2U9PXSxNK9

******HOW?*******
Airport MRT A10 Shanbi and walk 5 minutes.
YouBike from Bali for the chronically masochistic.
Drivers – there’s loads of free parking.
怎麼去:
正常人- 機捷 A10 山鼻站步行五分鐘
受虐狂- 從八里Youbike
駕車者- 很多停車位

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2452- The Drag ‘n Dreamboat Run
6/5/2022-14:30
6/5/2022-0:0
Near Dingpu MRT Station
近板南線（藍線）頂埔捷運站
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run,
Short: 5km 200m elevation.
Long: 7km 400m elevation.
Extra Long: 8km 600m elevation.
路線：A to A
Hare: Up Chuck Run
Cohare: Dick With a Bigger Cam

Up Chuck Run arrived in Taiwan a few years ago on the very day of his birthday. He strode out of his hostel and began to explore the vibrant Taipei nightlife around him. As he sauntered along, he was snapped out of his daydreaming by a wolf whistle! A strange person wearing a mini skirt was waving at him from across the street.
Up Chuck Run 幾年前在他生日那天抵達台灣，他從旅社邁開步伐開始探索多采多姿的台北夜生活，而正當他邊閒晃邊做著白日夢時，口哨聲突然把他驚醒! 對街一個穿著迷你裙的怪人正在向他揮手。

Dick With A Bigger Cam was also out on the town celebrating his birthday that night. As he tucked into his 5th mojito, he noticed a complete dreamboat across the street. A loud wolf whistle later, he began plying the young man with booze.
當晚 Dick With A Bigger Cam 也正在慶祝他的生日，當他喝掉第五杯莫西多調酒，他注意到一個對街長得像他夢中情人的男子，一陣激烈的口哨聲後，他便開始對夢中情人進行一個灌酒的動作。

Up Chuck Run was dragged around every gay bar at the Redhouse that evening and it was only when a freak gust of wind lifted the kilt and exposed Dick With a Bigger Cam’s junk that he realised the blunder he’d made. All was forgiven and a friendship and a tradition were born. These two will gladly share their birthday drag bar crawl (in the form of a run) with you this Sunday.
Up Chuck Run 那個晚上被拉到一家又一家紅樓附近的同志酒吧，直到一陣怪風把 Dick With a Bigger Cam的蘇格蘭裙掀起露出他的那一包，他才發現他犯下了多大的錯誤。一切都說開也被原諒了，一段友達以下及一項他們之間的傳統就此展開，本周日他們將在生日那天很榮幸地與你們一起（以跑步的方式）巡視變裝酒吧。

Drag or kilts optional (except for the hares).
您可選擇要變裝或以傳統的方式穿著蘇格蘭裙（內褲失蹤）的方式出席

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, June 5th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Near Dingpu MRT Station
近板南線（藍線）頂埔捷運站

******HOW?*******
Follow the flour from Dingpu MRT Station
怎麼去
自頂埔捷運站跟著麵粉走。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2453- The Turtle Power Run
6/12/2022-14:30
6/12/2022-0:0
Near Guishan station , Genfeng, Yilan
近宜蘭縣頭城鎮礁溪鄉之龜山火車
北關海鮮城
-(人氣排隊餐廳、家庭桌菜聚餐推薦、新鮮活海產必吃) 03 977 6196
https://goo.gl/maps/giDuRzBALfzGajrm8
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run,
Short: 6.5 km 280m elevation.
Long: 7-8 km 280m elevation.
路線：A to A
Hare: Mr Potato Head
Cohare: Durex

Years ago next week’s hares were spending a sunny afternoon by the river. They had prepared a huge jug of chilled pina colada cocktail and were ready to soak up some rays. Shortly after the first drops had passed their lips, Durex noticed something strange. Mr Potato Head started to look a little more teenage, and a little green.
多年前本周的兔子在一個河邊享受著和煦的午後，他們帶了一大壺的鳳梨調酒正準備要吸收一些紫外線，正當他們嘗了幾口，Durex感到有點不對勁，Mr. Potato Head則看起來看些年輕, 有些...綠。

“Dude what’s up with your face?”
“Far-out, you totally look 10 years younger”
“Bodacious!”
＂欸你的臉發生什麼事？＂
＂我的老天鵝啊，你看起來年輕了十歲欸！＂
＂噁妹進！＂

Things only got stranger, they started to develop strange American accents, a craving for pizza and scaly skin…
但事情越發怪異，他們開始操起美國口音，還很想吃披薩，皮膚變得乾裂...

A quick Google later, they discovered the source of the changes. A mad pineapple farmer in Kaohsiung had been lacing his pineapples with an experimental fertilizer. When combined with ice made of water from the Guishan area and coconut milk, the radioactive pineapple juice started to change their DNA. The Teenage Mutant Hashing Turtles were born.
迅速的姑狗了一下，他們發現了起因，一個高雄的鳳梨農使用了一種實驗性的肥料，當使用龜山區域的水源製作的冰塊結合搭配椰奶，食用這個具有放射性的鳳梨調酒將改變人的DNA，變種龜少年誕生了。

Luckily these guys are hashers. Instinctively they knew what to do. They threw on their shoes, ran 8km around the local trails and swiftly sank 10 cans of beer each. Of course, this is the only cure for looking that green and hungover. Happily buzzed and relieved to be looking less green and scaly, the two relaxed back in to the water to complete the end of their treatment - chilling in the awesome swimming hole that will be the end to this Sunday’s trail.
還好這些人是跑者啊，他們立刻知道該怎麼做了，套上運動鞋，在鄰近區域大跑8公里，然後各自灌下十罐啤酒。想也知道，這是對付宿醉跟一臉綠光的唯一解方。不再那麼綠，不再那麼乾裂後，他們終於鬆了一口氣，繼續完成最後一道療程－泡在路線最後的池子裡游泳。

Check out the pictures, you’re going to be jealous if you miss this one!
快看看本次路線的照片啊，錯過可惜！
Cowabunga!

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, June 12th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Near Guishan station , Genfeng, Yilan
近宜蘭縣頭城鎮礁溪鄉之龜山火車站。
北關海鮮城 -(人氣排隊餐廳、家庭桌菜聚餐推薦、新鮮活海產必吃)
03 977 6196
https://goo.gl/maps/giDuRzBALfzGajrm8

******HOW?*******
Take the train to Guishan Station and follow the flour.
搭乘台鐵至龜山站並跟著麵粉走。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2454- The B**ch is Back Run
6/19/2022-14:30
6/19/2022-0:0
Waiao b**ch
外澳 b**ch
Section 2, Binhai Rd, Toucheng Township, Yilan County, Taiwan 261 261
宜蘭縣頭城鎮濱海路二段
https://goo.gl/maps/Z5S6MJJUT5NfN7P97
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run, 7 km 300m elevation.
路線：A to A
Hare: Dump and Run
Cohare: Mr Sausage
Next week’s run will take in glorious trails, views and provide the chance to relax in the water with some good company and a keg of Redpoint beer. What more I ask, could you possibly want? - A lovely b**ch of course, and next week’s run has been proclaimed an official B**ch Run!
本周有美妙的路線, 風景, 還有機會與跑友們一起泡在水裡享受紅點啤酒, 我就問, 還缺什麼!? - 當然就差個好b**ch嘛所以本周路線正名為 b**ch之亂!

These days we don’t say the B word. Not because b**ches are bad (despite what the government might have had you think during the covid lockdowns). It’s because after The Leash’s spectacular failure to provide sunshine earlier in the month, we’re not going to jinx it. So, pack your b**ch towel, pull on your b**ch shorts, heck you can even get out your b**ch balls and b**ch hat.
這些日子我們鮮少使用這個字了, 倒也不是因為b**ch不好(儘管疫情警戒期間政府可能有讓你覺得有點哪啥), 但就因為The Leash 本月稍早在約太陽先生跑的的時候鎩羽而歸, 咱們怎麼搞也不能更糟了。所以打包好你的b**ch毛巾, 穿上你的b**ch短褲, 甚至可以帶上你的b**ch球球跟帽帽。

Dump and Run and Mr Sausage have been bronzing their bits on these sands for years, so they know all the best spots. Don’t miss out on what is sure to be one of the most enjoyable, gritty and naked runs of the year so far.
Dump and Run and Mr Sausage 已經在這片沙上沉潛多年, 保證知道最好的角落, 別錯過這保證是今年最令人享受, 最硬, 最裸露的一次路線。

The hares will be partying the night before on Saturday and camping if you’d like to join them. This is one of the best times of the year to enjoy camping and sleeping on the b**ch before the hot weather kicks in. Prepare a tent and contact the hares if you’re interested in joining.
如果有興趣, 可加入兔子們周六晚一起先露起來, 這也會是一年中熱到脫褲前最適合露營跟在b**ch上睡覺的最好時機, 現在就準備好你的帳篷, 拿起手機, 找兔子。

On Sunday they will also be privately partying at Drifters by the train station after the run if you’d like to join them for live music, beer and pizza.
週日跑後會在外澳車站旁的Drifters酒吧不公開趴踢, 歡迎加入一起喝啤酒, 吃披薩搭配一點Live音樂。

PS If you were lucky enough to attend last week’s run, there’s no need to b**ch to the TMs - rest assured will be no cross-over of the trails.
最後, 如果你各位有幸跑到上周的路線, 先別急著跟我靠北邊走, 路線沒有重複蛤。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, June 19th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!
On Saturday there will be a group camping on the b**ch if you’d like to join just bring a tent and message the hares for meetup details.
週六會在b**ch上群聚露營, 對相關資訊有興趣請準備好自身帳篷並訊息兔子。

*******WHERE*******
Waiao b**ch 外澳 b**ch
Section 2, Binhai Rd, Toucheng Township, Yilan County, Taiwan 261
261宜蘭縣頭城鎮濱海路二段
https://goo.gl/maps/Z5S6MJJUT5NfN7P97

******HOW?*******
Follow the flour from WaiAu Station to Waiau B**ch start
Fastest way to Waiau B**ch is via Bus from Nangang. Exit the bus right after the tunnel then run the few km to Toucheng B**ch or taxi or local bus or Ubike.
Most lovely way to Waiau B**ch is via the coastal train. Stunning.
怎麼去:
自外澳車站跟著麵粉走到外澳B**ch起跑點。
最快的方式是從南港搭客運, 一過隧道就下車然後跑或計程車或台灣好行公車或Ubike個幾公里到頭城B**ch 。
最好的方式是搭區間車到外澳車站, 水喔!

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2455 – The Mijo Slut Mastermind Run
6/26/2022-14:30
6/26/2022-0:0
A - Start point: Car park opp. Hutian Community Center (湖田區民活動中心) in Zhuzihu ( 竹子湖).
https://reurl.cc/VDglmQ.
B – Finish point: Somewhere else. Within walking distance of buses.

Ａ點－起跑點：竹子湖的湖田區民活動中心停車場
Ｂ點－終點：步行可達公車站的他方。
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******WHAT?*******
A:B run
Running: 80 mins
Walking: 120 mins
跑約80分鐘
走約120分鐘
Elevation: more down than up
爬升：下坡多於上坡
路線：A to B
Hare: Mijo Slut
Cohare: Small Potential

Mijo Slut has always slightly regretted what happened on a Monday lunchtime a few years ago. After a 3rd Bloody Mary, the beer mist was starting to rise when two smoking hot and smartly dressed strangers walked into the bar. “We’re looking for some people to be on TV. You sound posh and British and you’re not in work on a Monday, you might be just the person we need!” Not more dam swingers, he thought to himself.
米酒俗辣一直對於幾年前一個周一午餐時間發生的插曲耿耿於懷，在啜飲下第三杯血腥瑪麗調酒之後, 酒意逐漸上來之際，兩位衣著正式而火辣的陌生人走進酒吧。「我們正在找素人上電視，你的談吐和英式腔調聽起來很高貴，而且周一沒在上班，也許你就是我們在找的人！」「別又是那些想玩多人趴的了。」他這樣想著。

“Do you have a specialist subject?” The girl purred in his ear as her friend slid him a business card. His mind raced with a million shit down down worthy lines… “Your Yangmingshans” he blurted awkwardly. With a wince and a sideways glance, the two hot babes quietly left. He’d blown it. Only when he flipped over the business card did he realize, how close he had really been to being scouted to appear on the British TV show -Mastermind.
「你的專業在哪個領域呢？」其中一個女孩在他耳邊嘟噥著，而另個女孩則掏出一張名片。他腦中的跑馬燈閃過一百萬個值得在吐槽大會公布的回答．．．「你的陽明山。」他不自在地說著。兩個辣妹確認過眼神，便默默地離開了。他知道他搞砸了，氣餒地翻看名片，才發現他剛錯過了被徵選上著名的英版金頭腦益智大賽 Mastermind 的機會。

Now years later, Mijo Slut doesn’t plan on taking this regret to the grave. On Sunday he will prove to you that Yangmingshan really is his specialist subject! Like Mastermind, this hash run will be the ultimate examination of nerve and nouse. It isn’t about sweeping themes but the nuts and bolts, a deep dive in to a subject - how well do you really know Yangmingshan?
多年後，米酒俗辣也並不打算把這份遺憾帶進棺材，本週日他會證明陽明山真的是他的專業所在！如金頭腦，這次路線將考驗你的膽識，與什麼冠冕堂皇的主題無關，而是一些Know How，我們將直擊核心- 看你有多了解陽明山?

From the hares: Many new trails, majority of the rest rarely used. Plenty of scenic delights. Mostly runnable.
兔子的話：有一些新路，剩下的也是ㄧ些久未造訪的路，有足夠的風景可看，多數可跑。

Hares Run Advisory: trail is unsuitable for children and dogs. Do not bring either.
請特別留意，本次路線不適合孩童或寵物。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, June 26th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
You can put your bag on the beer truck and it will be mysteriously transported to the B point for you. Be warned - If you arrive much after 3:00 you will probably have to carry your bag with you on trail.
兔子兩點半起跑!!
你各位可把包包寄在啤酒車上等著它在B點神奇的出現，但若你在3點之後才出現，恐需自行揹著跑。

*******WHERE*******
A - Start point: Car park opp. Hutian Community Center (湖田區民活動中心) in Zhuzihu ( 竹子湖). https://reurl.cc/VDglmQ.
B – Finish point: Somewhere else. Within walking distance of buses.
Ａ點－起跑點：竹子湖的湖田區民活動中心停車場
Ｂ點－終點：步行可達公車站的他方。

******HOW?*******
Transport : Take any bus from Yangmingshan Bus Station to Zhuzihu. Direct buses to Zhuzihu from Beitou and Shipai (see photo below).
交通：於陽明山公車總站搭乘任何一台有停靠竹子湖的公車，北投或石牌亦有直達竹子湖公車。（請見下方照片）

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
We want to do our part to help limit the spread of Covid so there is no bash organised by TwH3. If you decide to go and eat dinner together, that’s on you. Stay safe.
我們想要盡一己棉薄之力阻絕散播武漢肺炎，所以台灣健龍近期將不會舉辦跑後聚餐。如果你各位決定一起吃飯，請自行負責，祝平安。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2456- The Independence Day Run
7/3/2022-14:30
7/3/2022-0:0
Yongxing temple (永興宮).
No. 45, Yongxing Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231
號 45永興路新店區新北市231
https://goo.gl/maps/YoxcxcA3F8M41Ba78
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
Long: 8km
Short: 7.5km
Elevation: 350m
爬升：350m
Hare: Hunting Cunt
Cohare: Dry Pussy

On the weekend of July 4th in 1996 one brave American pilot from the Taiwan Hash Air Division made the ultimate sacrifice and helped Will Smith save humanity. How? By flying his F-16 into the giant pulsating vulva of an invading alien hare’s spaceship, giving it a good dose of the computer clap, and then letting off a huge explosion from a dirty Kaoliang bomb.
1996年7月4日的那個周末，一位來自台灣健龍航空英勇的美國機長做了終極的犧牲並幫助威爾史密斯保有人性。怎麼辦到的？他駕駛著他的F-16衝向入侵的異端越野兔母艦巨大抖動的核心，給了它一劑重擊，然後點燃高粱炸彈引發大爆炸。

26 years on and there are new disturbing rumors- cold beers simply disappearing, strange white powdery ectoplasm on trails, machete marks in the undergrowth… We believe two of the alien hares crash landed and survived to this day in the area south of Xindian. Join us this Sunday as we get all American to go hunt them down, reclaim our humanity and ease our hangovers.
26年後開始有著令人不安的傳言－冰啤酒短缺、步道上出現詭異的白色粉末、砍過的灌木叢...。我們猜測有兩位異端越野兔在新店區南部自殺式降落後，存活至今。本周日加入我們進行美國英雄式的追捕，喚回我們的人性，減輕我們的宿醉。

Afterwards we’ll enjoy the victorious feeling of still being alive by appreciating a few cold ones with our fellow survivors. If you catch the alien hares who set out to enslave us, you can help exterminate them at down-downs.
結束後我們能與其它的倖存者一起享受幾杯冰的勝利感，如果你追捕到企圖奴役我們的異端越野兔，可以在吐槽大會處決他們。

Weather permitting there will be a fine beer check with scenic mountain views and the chance to cool off at the end in Taipei City’s drinking water reservoir.
如果天氣允許，將會有一個自帶山景的啤酒補給站。

If you recently came to a hash run hared by Dry Pussy and Limp of Shame from the same start point, rest assured there will be a few new surprises this time around!
如果你近期有參加過Dry Pussy 跟Limp of Shame兔過的路線，放心期待這次將會有一些新的驚喜！

PS Americans – no guns needed. Stars and stripes, fireworks, red white and blue are optional but encouraged.
P.S. 美國人們－不需攜帶槍枝，歡迎星星、條紋、煙火，紅白藍。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday July 3rd 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Yongxing temple (永興宮).
No. 45, Yongxing Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231
號45永興路新店區新北市231
https://goo.gl/maps/YoxcxcA3F8M41Ba78

******HOW?*******
Public transport: Take bus 849 or GR3 from Xindian MRT (8 mins) and get off at Xiaocukeng (小粗坑) bus stop.
https://goo.gl/maps/cDRFm591SVsyxf4L9
Follow the flour to the run start (5 min walk).
Drivers: Parking available on the road by the Guishan Hydro Electric Plant.
怎麼去：大眾運輸系統－自新店捷運站搭乘公車849或綠3約8分鐘於小粗坑站
https://goo.gl/maps/cDRFm591SVsyxf4L9
下車，跟著麵粉走約5分鐘至起跑點。
開車者：桂山發電廠旁有停車位。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200
*******BASH*******
If you’d like to join the hares for an unofficial dinner there’s a good kiln chicken restaurant nearby, with a regular direct bus back to the Xindian MRT from outside the restaurant afterwards.
如你希望加入兔子們的非正式聚餐，附近有家超讚的雞雞餐廳，餐廳外有直達新店捷運站的公車可搭乘返家。
壯壯甕仔雞烏來店
0226665658
https://goo.gl/maps/zduMxV8wWKTbtusv9
231新北市新店區新烏路二段9號
No. 9號, Section 2, Xinwu Rd, Xindian District, New Taipei City, 231

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2457- The Analversary Beach Run
7/10/2022-14:30
7/10/2022-0:0
A point Jinshan Fishery Association (金山區漁會)
No. 323, Huanggang Rd, Jinshan District, New Taipei City.
https://goo.gl/maps/uTByWud5ksv8zA4e7
A點金山區漁會新北市金山區磺港路323號
B (Almost A) point - just 250m/3min walking from A Jinshan Beach
https://goo.gl/maps/84EeaAxJh3zeT7Yh6
B點（離A點很近）－大約從A點走路250公尺 / 3分鐘金山海灘
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******WHAT?*******
A: (almost) A run
路線：A to (almost) A
Distance 6.5km
Elevation: 140m
爬升：140m
Hare: Lick a Slower Spick (Virgin Hare)
Cohare: 2nd Man In

We all know the GM is a generous man. Every week he doles out beer to us, the rag tag bunch of half minds that make up the hash, and he regularly tries to give his smartphone to taxi drivers. Recently though, it was Lick a Slower Spick’s turn. One evening she turned to the GM and said Honey, it has been another year of perfect bliss together, this year I want to do something special for you. But you have to guess what it is.
我們都知道會長 2nd Man In 是個慷慨的人，每周他給我們酒喝，拼湊我們這些半獸人組成台灣健龍，他還會不定期（但頻繁地）無償發送手機給計程車司機。而最近，該是會長夫人 Lick a Slower Spick 表現的時候了。一天晚上她跟會長說：「哈尼，我們又一起經歷的多麼棒的一年，今年我想要為你做些特別的事，但是你要先猜出那是什麼。」
And so she left him a cryptic clue:
然後她留下一些一些神秘的線索：
Money can’t buy me. I’m more addictive than crack cocaine, less expensive than champagne, more sweaty than an evening locked in a sauna with a gigolo called Shane (and certainly less good smelling). What am I?
錢財無法收買我，我比古柯鹼更令人上癮，比香檳平價，比夜晚三溫暖裡花名為Shane的舞男更汗流浹背（也更香），我是什麼？
Did you work out the answer to the clue? After 6 happy years of tearing it up together in Taipei is she going to offer to let him put his tequeno in her arepa? Or has she prepared the chance for him to be the cohare for a perfect romantic romp on the beach and up the dirt trails of Jinshan? Join them this Sunday and you can find out!
你猜出答案了嗎？
一起幸福闖蕩台北的六年後，她終於要讓他把他肥滋滋的控肉放進她溫熱柔軟的卦包裡了嗎？還是她為他準備了一個副兔機會一起浪漫地在金山沙灘上活蹦亂跳？本週日加入他們一起揭曉！
From the hares: The run is a very easy run mainly comprised of touristic trails (No wild trails), awesome views, some historic places where Japanese Military were involved, a beer check and finally we’ll end up on the beautiful and clean white sand beach. The idea is to finish the run in good time so we can enjoy the beach for a while.
兔子的話：路線非～常好跑，主要是一些正規的觀光步道（沒有荒野小徑），美景，一些日據時代留下的史蹟，還有啤酒中繼站，終點在美麗而乾淨的白沙灘，希望大家都能及時完成，並花多點時間享受沙灘。
Don’t forget to bring a headlamp you will need it for sure!
別忘記帶著頭燈！
There will be a Redpoint Keg, White Wine and some special Spirits.
當日會有紅點生啤，白酒以及一些特別的烈酒。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday July 10th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
A point
Jinshan Fishery Association (金山區漁會)
No. 323, Huanggang Rd, Jinshan District, New Taipei City.
https://goo.gl/maps/uTByWud5ksv8zA4e7
A點
金山區漁會
新北市金山區磺港路323號
B (Almost A) point - just 250m/3min walking from A
Jinshan Beach
https://goo.gl/maps/84EeaAxJh3zeT7Yh6
B點（離A點很近）－大約從A點走路250公尺 / 3分鐘
金山海灘

******HOW?*******
Take the bus No. 1815 at either of the following locations:
- Zhongxiao DunHua Bus Station
https://goo.gl/maps/MpfwprAwJtWe97BF7
- Taipei City Hall Bus Station
https://goo.gl/maps/SUJNerPtvcAoreWe8
Get off at Huanggang Rd. Bus Stop and follow the flour to the run start (10min walking distance)
https://goo.gl/maps/k5Q7G8hPfnLXY4r56
怎麼去：
於以下其中一站搭乘客運1815-
忠孝敦化站
https://goo.gl/maps/MpfwprAwJtWe97BF7
市政府轉運站
https://goo.gl/maps/SUJNerPtvcAoreWe8
在磺港路站下車跟著麵粉走到起跑點（走路約10分鐘）

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
The Hares will offer some special snacks to eat at the beach, but they also encourage hashers to bring anything they want to eat too if they don’t want to be too hungry.Afterwards you are invited to join the hares at the Redpoint Taproom for drinks and serious food back in Taipei.
兔子將在沙灘上準備一些點心，但也強烈歡迎各位容易飢餓的會友攜帶自己想吃的東西，會後將回到台北紅點吃真正的食物以及更多生啤酒。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2458- The Lone Ranger Run
7/17/2022-14:30
7/17/2022-0:0
Badouzi Lookout
八斗子觀景平台
https://maps.app.goo.gl/NfeHVoWeNSDN9kzH8
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
Long: 8.5 km
Short: 7 km
Elevation: TBA
爬升：TBA
Hare: Flasher

Everybody knows that heroes fight outlaws and save citizens and cities from danger when needed.Every Sunday, TwH³ has a couple of heroes (the Hare and his/her Co-Hare) saving hashers from wasting their boring lives at home and offering them the chance of a great day out instead.
大家都知道超級英雄會打擊犯罪，並在必要的時候拯救人民脫離危險。每周日，台灣健龍也有超級英雄雙人組（兔子與副兔）帶領跑友們走出家門，遠離無聊的生活奔向美好的一天。

This coming Sunday, our hero will be no other than Flasher. Few things you should know about Flasher are:
- He is the current Metro Hash Trail Master
- He knows more trails than anyone else in the island
- He is the founder of the Run to Run group (bunch of losers)
- He always runs alone
- He will hare alone
本周日的超級英雄將由The Flasher擔綱露出呈現，以下關於他的一些小知識：
－他是台北捷兔的Trail Master（路線擔當）
－他是本島上知道最多路線的人
－他是跑去跑團的創始者（一群魯蛇）
－他是獨跑俠
－他沒有副兔
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#2459- The Red Rocket Run
7/24/2022-14:30
7/24/2022-0:0
Hecheng Temple
合誠宮
https://goo.gl/maps/gSbhmTmqjoNwaYXr9
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
7 km - Elevation / 爬升: 330 m
Hare: Cock Hunter
Cohare: Too Good for Wisconsin

As we all know, Cock Hunter is French and a true dog lover. As a former GM of China Hash she knows well what has to be done to prepare a proper hash run.
我們都知道，Cock Hunter是法國人，也是一個真愛狗人士，身為前台灣健龍會長，她也熟知做路的眉眉角角。

She started by looking for someone who is as good at running as he is at drinking and also someone currently having something in common with her, someone temporarily single, as her husband (Cock Prey Love) isn’t in town now.
她在找那些跑步跟喝酒一樣快的人，以及目前暫時跟她有共同點 - 偽單身的人，因為她家那口子（Cock Prey Love）目前暫離。

That's how Too Good for Wisconsin was the choice for being Cock Hunter’s cohare. He has been soaking his liver in beers at Redpoint since his wife (Blind Bitch) left to Colombia.
那就是為什麼Too Good for Wisconsin 是作為副兔的最佳人選，自從他太太（Blind Bitch）出發去哥倫比亞之後，他已經在紅點用酒精為他的肝進行一個浸泡的動作許久。

This pair prepared a trail with runnable and fast sections, water canals, river crossings and a beer check at a beautiful swimming hole for us to get rid of the heat of the summer.
此雙人組準備了一條好跑又快的路線，有水圳，溪流，並在美麗可游泳的水池旁設立了啤酒中繼站讓你各位消消暑。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday July 24th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Hecheng Temple
合誠宮
https://goo.gl/maps/gSbhmTmqjoNwaYXr9

******HOW?*******
Take S19 bus from Shilin Station (leaves at 1:25pm). Get off at Hecheng Temple bus stop.
怎麼去:
13:25 自士林捷運站搭乘小19，合誠宮站下車。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Redpoint Brewing Co. Taproom
紅點桌邊飲
https://goo.gl/maps/RcyxZTYxyfgoE2dA6

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2460- The Führer on the Run
7/31/2022-14:30
7/31/2022-0:0
Yingge
鶯歌
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ChYfr3ysnJeRQ5rz6
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
Long: 8 km - Elevation / 爬升: 450 m
Short: 5.5 km - Elevation / 爬升: 300 m
Hare: Triple P
Cohare: Swiss Goat

The German term Führer is generally associated with Adolph Hitler, a tyrannical dictator responsible of the Holocaust during the II Word War. However, in the German language, Führer has two meanings: guide or leader.
德文中的「Führer」一詞意思是嚮導或領袖，然而一般提到這個字，通常會被聯想到希特勒，那位在第二次大戰中主導了大屠殺的獨裁暴君。

Our Führer this week is Triple P, he is German, he is fast, and he is shy when he is not drunk. Also, he is the reason why our dear Hash Cash Doppelbanger got her hash name.
以上增加各位非必要的知識，啊總之我們本週的引路人是Triple P - 德國人、很快、還沒醉之前很害羞...哦還有，他也是我們親愛的總務小姐 Doppelbanger 得到這個名字的原因之一。

He decided to choose a quasi-german as cohare Swiss Goat and together they will bring us down to the scenic area of Yingge District.
總之，他決定找個大概算是德國人的 Swiss Goat當副兔，他們將攜手帶我們到位於鶯歌的美麗風景區。

They will offer a Long option having 8 km distance and 450 m of elevation, and a Short option having just 5.5 km distance and 300 m of elevation.
將會有8k、爬升450的路線，也有精簡的5.5k、爬升300的路線。

Come over this Sunday and try to catch the Führer.
本週日加入我們抓兔子的行列！

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday July 31st 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Yingge
鶯歌
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ChYfr3ysnJeRQ5rz6

******HOW?*******
Take the train to Yingge Station and follow the flour to the run start.
怎麼去: 搭乘火車至鶯歌站然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
烤霸
02 2679 5299
https://goo.gl/maps/3ZQMF3utHQp5pXiP8

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2461- The Retarded Spongy Run
8/7/2022-14:30
8/7/2022-0:0
Shanbi Park
山鼻之望（公園）
https://goo.gl/maps/vP4YK9UYz4PRfFnC9
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******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
8 km - Elevation / 爬升: 350 m
Hare: Sponge Cake
Cohare: Awesome Idiot
Some people are retarded by nature, some other become retarded by habit and some others definitely deserve to be called retarded due to their laziness and lack of commitment and dedication.
有些人北七渾然天成，有些人習慣當北七，有些人則是因為後天懶散，愛爽約又不給力而得到北七封號。

This Sunday’s run will be in every way retarded, first because the Hare “Sponge Cake” delivered the run’s information delayed, second because the Cohare is “Awesome Idiot” and third, because only retarded hares will wait until the last minute to do its recce.
本周日路線各種北七，首先因為兔子"Sponge Cake"遲交路線資訊，再來因為副兔是"Awesome Idiot"（五告北七），最後，兔子們最後一秒才在探路一定是北七啊！

We will now have to deal with the fact that the Hsinchu Hashers have a leverage to say that not only them are way too Hsinchu but we might be hand in hand with them, something that is absolutely unacceptable.
現在我們必須要面對新竹跑友相繼來恭喜我們快要跟他們一樣新竹了，這是完全不能接受的事啊你各位！

Shall Sponge Cake and Awesome Idiot be punished at the Down Downs for their laziness and lack of dedication or Shall they be transferred to Hsinchu Hash??? Come this Sunday to figure this out!!!
揪竟Sponge Cake 跟Awesome Idiot該在吐槽大會為他們的懶散和沒誠意接受懲罰還是直接把他們轉調去新竹咧？本周日揭曉！

The run will be in Taoyuan City, starting at Shanbi Expect Park 山鼻之望（公園）. It will be 8Km of gorgeous runnable trails in the forest with some reasonable elevation.
路線將在桃園市，山鼻之望公園起跑，樹林裡共8K的美麗好跑路線，搭配合理的爬升。

After Down Downs, a short 10min walk will be necessary to get to the bash place which is just right next to Shanbi MRT Station.
吐槽大會後，約十分鐘步行距離即可達聚餐地點，就在機捷山鼻站旁邊。

See you all on Sunday
週日見啦！
On-On!!!!

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday August 7th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Shanbi Park
山鼻之望（公園）
https://goo.gl/maps/vP4YK9UYz4PRfFnC9

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Shanbi Station and follow the flour to the run start.
怎麼去: 搭乘機捷至山鼻站然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
https://goo.gl/maps/e3Sr6N7HB5RrPBmQ9

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2462- TwH3 and NTH3 Joint Beach Run!
8/14/2022-14:30
8/14/2022-0:0
Fulong Beach/Dongxing Palace
(No. 3, Dongxing Street, Gongliao District, New Taipei City)
福隆海灘/東興宮
(新北市貢寮區東興街3號)
https://goo.gl/maps/8EHjDzS8S9qgCdZBA
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This summer we have an extra special weekend beach hashing bonanza for you.This is to officially announce the Taiwan Hash and New Taipei Hash joint run!
這個夏天有個超級特別的周末沙灘集體跑，沒錯就是台灣健龍跟新北捷兔合跑！

Following on from the Formosa Hash bikini run on the Saturday, we are organizing party party party and then a fantastic Sunday of fun for you.
緊接在周六的福爾摩沙比基尼跑跑，我們規劃了一個趴～～～踢，然後是超讚又好玩的周日。

Join for one or both days – more information and details coming soon.For now SAVE THE DATE!!!!
來加入一天不嫌少，二天剛剛好－更多的資訊跟細節即將揭曉。

******WHAT?*******
A:A run: all levels of hangover will be catered for:- Short: short enough to get back to the beach fairly quickly. Suitable for those with a terrible hangover or who just came to party
- Long: longer than short, suitable for runners, non drinkers (?) and regular hashers
路線：A to A
－短：短到可以超快回到沙灘上，適合那些嚴重宿醉的，或單純來趴踢玩的人們。
－長：比短的長，適合跑者，不喝酒者（？）及一般人們。

*******HARES*******
Hare: Cha Cha (陳恰吉)
Cohare: FIAT

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday, August 14th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑!!

*******WHERE*******
Fulong Beach/Dongxing Palace (No. 3, Dongxing Street, Gongliao District, New Taipei City)
福隆海灘/東興宮 (新北市貢寮區東興街3號)
https://goo.gl/maps/8EHjDzS8S9qgCdZBA

*******HOW*******
Recommended to take the train – Fulong Railway Station; or BikeToRun, Run2Run, drive by yourself
建議搭火車 – 福隆火車站；或BikeToRun、Run2Run、自行開車

*******BASH*******
Master Fu Long Cong Seafood
No. 26-3, Dongxing Street, Gongliao District, New Taipei City
Please come in at the alley diagonally across from Fulong Elementary School
福隆聰師傅海鮮
新北市貢寮區東興街26-3號
請在福隆國小斜對面的巷子開進來
https://goo.gl/maps/57twmfaGFgs4KWwR7

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2463- The Mates on the Run
8/21/2022-14:30
8/21/2022-0:0
Jinguashi
金瓜石
https://goo.gl/maps/m8TrMP1rHGYAyqFi7
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FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
Long: 7 km - Elevation / 爬升: 400 m
Short: 5 km - Elevation / 爬升: 210 m
Hare: Period
Cohare: Big John

If Taiwan Hash is usually synonymous with absolute silliness, it can sometimes be a bit more serious.
台灣健龍通常是終極傻逼的同義字，但有時候還真可以振作起來認真。

This Sunday run will mark our annual prisoner of war (POW) run in Jinguashi.
本週日的路線是我們在金瓜石的年度戰俘營巡禮。

During World War 2, Jinguashi was the location of a POW camp managed by the Japanese military to exploit gold and copper. Many Allied soldiers died in atrocious conditions while being held captive.
二戰的時候，金瓜石曾是由日本軍管理的戰俘營地點，他們奉命在此地挖掘金與銅。許多戰俘在糟糕的勞役條件與生活環境下命喪於此。

To commemorate the lives of those who perished there, two of the most experienced hares will have the task of making this run unforgettable for us. Two mates known as Period and Big John.
為了紀念在此犧牲的生命，兩位經驗老道的兔子Period及Big John規劃了一條令人難忘的路線。

Join our mates on Sunday in this historic place for some incredible vista, a beer check and... a swimming hole! Bring everybody with you as the run will be child and dog friendly and will have a short option for the weakest of us.
本週日加入我們探索這個歷史悠久的區域，有美麗的景色，啤酒中繼站，還有一個游泳洞！記得摳所有你認識的人一起來，因為這是一個孩童寵物友善的一次跑跑，而且還會有簡短版路線給一些弱雞們。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday August 21st 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Jinguashi
金瓜石
https://goo.gl/maps/m8TrMP1rHGYAyqFi7

******HOW?*******
4 ways to get to Jinguashi run start:
- Bus 1062 leaves Zhongxiao Fushin MRT every hour, on the hour. It takes about 1.5 hours. Get off at at Gold Museum stop. Follow flour to the start temple. About 700 meters.
- Bus 965. Departs Banquio. Makes a stop at the Ximen MRT Station. Probably the best choice. Also takes about 90 minutes. Get off at the Xinshan 新山 stop. Walk 1 minute to the temple stairs.
- My friend will drive his car. Can carry 5 persons. Leave from 台北市辛亥路二段185號 at 1315. Register here if you want to drive with Ming. About 1 hour.
- Finally, drive yourself. Huge parking lot.
怎麼去:
有四種方法可協助抵達金瓜石起跑點:
- 在忠孝復興捷運站搭乘每整點一班的客運1062, 大約1.5小時可抵達, 在黃金博物館站下車, 跟著麵粉走大約700公尺到起跑點的保民堂
-在板橋公車站搭乘公車965, 也會停西門捷運站, 這可能會是最好的一個方式, 大約也是1.5小時, 在新山站下車後走上樓梯1分鐘就到起跑點保民堂
- 兔子的朋友Ming會開車, 可載五人, 將於13:15自台北市辛亥路二段185號出發, 想加入請留言, 車程大約1小時
- 最後是自己開車去, 有很大的停車場

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
Chuen Ji Hall
金瓜石勸濟堂
02 2496 1273
https://goo.gl/maps/1pwNZTfu1CHyRBbY6

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2464- The BAT Out of Hell Run
8/28/2022-14:30
8/28/2022-0:0
Sanzhi, Beixinzhuang
新北市三芝區北新莊
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******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Short: 6.5 km
Long: 9.5 km
短版：6.5km
長版：9.5km
Elevation: 200m
爬升：200m

Do you know the story of Peter Pan? A brother and sister get talking with a kid who gives them fairy dust which make them think they can fly and see pirates. Basically it’s harmless family friendly fun - Just like the trail our hare developed for the discerning yet slower “experienced” hashers of the BATH3. A scenic yet slightly vanilla daytrip adventure around the countryside.
你知道小飛俠的故事嗎？一對兄妹跟一個小伙子相談甚歡，然後他給他們一些天使塵，讓他們覺得自己會飛還看見一群海盜。完全無傷大雅又適合闔家觀賞對吧！就跟我們這次的兔子為一些挑剔但遲緩的BAT（北投淡水退休老狗團）跑友準備的一條在近郊、有風景、還有基情三溫暖的路線一樣。

This Sunday our hares are changing it up though – they will be channeling the spirit of the obese and flamboyant 80’s rock god that is Meatloaf. Just like he did, they have reimagined a slightly Peter Pan run to create a futuristic rocking adventure which borrows it’s name from the song and rebirth it was inspired by – get ready for the Bat Out of Hell Run!
本週日兔子有做點微調喔，他們延續那個八零年代過胖但華麗的美國搖滾歌手肉卷（Meat Loaf）的精神，重新詮釋成這個偏彼得潘風的路線，給你各位更具未來感的搖滾體驗，拭目以待這條借用肉卷知名歌曲名稱 - BAT Out Of Hell（北投淡水退休老狗過奈何橋）跑跑！

On Sunday we will rock and roll our way around the best spots of Sanzhi. Air guitar is encouraged but optional. All the juicy bits that got left out last time have been added in to create a long run which is not to be missed. Just look at the pictures.
週日我們會在三芝一些超讚的景點又搖又滾，歡迎對空氣彈吉他但不強制，上次那些被錯過的路徑這次也加進了長版路線，不宜錯過，你各位看看那照片！

If you went to the BATH3 run, I imagine you’re ready to do it again, or as an experienced hasher who was drinking on a school night you possibly don’t remember it. If you had to work on a Thursday and didn’t make it – now’s your chance!
阿如果你上次有去跑BAT，我想你已經準備好再跑一次了，或你是Hash老屁股上次明明隔天要上班還把自己喝斷片所以不記得了。總之BAT跑週四但你要上班沒跟到的話，現在是你的機會！

Hare: Small Potential
Cohare: Ass Dimples
兔子： Small Potential
副兔： Ass Dimples

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday August 28th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Sanzhi, Beixinzhuang
新北市三芝區北新莊
Start from the bash restaurant:
從最後聚餐地點起跑：
Ā mèi xiǎochī Restaurant
112之4號, Sanzhi District, New Taipei City, 252
阿妹小吃
店子112之4號, 三芝區新北市252
https://goo.gl/maps/kGhH8BBBrEiqkf2m8

******HOW?*******
MRT + bus or taxi… probably better to get a taxi
可搭捷運+公車或計程車，建議搭計程車
Taxi: from Hongshulin station (probably the best choice) or from Danjin Beixin station on the red line extension.... which is closer, but with far fewer taxis around.
計程車：捷運淡水信義線（紅線）紅樹林站或淡水信義線得支線輕軌淡金北新站出發，輕軌站會比較近但計程車比較少。
Bus: take the 866, 876 or 877 bus to the run start, but these are not very frequent.... get off at Guizishan Bridge stop.
公車：搭乘866，886或877公車在龜子山橋站下車到起跑點，但這些公車班次不是很頻繁。
Drivers: There is parking at the restaurant but please leave some spaces in the parking lot for customers of the bash restaurant.
開車：餐廳有停車位但請保留一些位子給餐廳的其他客人。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
Bash at the run start:
聚餐地點就在起跑點：
Ā mèi xiǎochī Restaurant
112之4號, Sanzhi District, New Taipei City, 252
阿妹小吃
店子112之4號, 三芝區新北市252
https://goo.gl/maps/kGhH8BBBrEiqkf2m8

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2465 - The Mast'urs of the Universe Run
9/4/2022-14:30
9/4/2022-0:0
Dahu Park, the public toilets on the south side.
大湖公園南側公共廁所
114台北市內湖區大湖街168巷16號
https://goo.gl/maps/XDtoo9VSixTLrABB7
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******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 7km
Elevation: 400m
爬升：400m

It’s hard to imagine, but during the week many hashers are pretty normal people, leading pretty normal lives.
也許很難想像，但是週間的我們就只是一群超普通的人，過著平凡的生活。

Take our hare: except for Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays, he is a seemingly careless and worry free prince in the eyes of his friends and family, his co-hare is a busy family man - but when the hash calls they are transformed - By the power of Grayskull – they have the power! No more mild-mannered Prince Adam and his shy sidekick Cringer, behold Sheman and Never Been Dicked! They can drink 14 bottles of Taiwan Beer, they can run 20km, they can find any check mark.
比如我們的兔子：除了週三、週六、週日以外，他在朋友和家人眼中就像是美國漫畫太空超人裡無憂無慮的亞當王子，而他的副兔，也就是一個看似平凡無奇忙碌的愛家好男人，但當跑團需要他們時，他們會受到宇宙的巨根拋爾召喚瞬間變身！
再見囉小心翼翼的亞當王子和他的害羞隨扈膽小虎，哈囉Sheman (汁稀男)和 Never Been Dicked(沒被頂過)！他們，可以喝下14瓶台灣啤酒！他們，可以噴跑20km ！他們，可以突破任何十字路障！

This Sunday our experienced haring duo will be leading us on a cartoon caper around the highly runnable and scenic Dahu area. There’s sure to be magic, there’s sure to be spills, thrills and evil cackles a plenty but the main questions weighing on all our minds are of course - will they come to a sticky ending and will we get back before the evil Skeletor drinks all of the beer?
本週日經驗豐富的兔子雙人組將帶我們卡通式的跑過大湖好跑又有美景的地段，保證有魔法，保證有一些拉扯潑灑，一些驚險刺激場面和一些邪惡的笑聲，但大家心中最想知道的還是－我們來得及在兩位喝完所有啤酒前回來嗎？

Hare: Sheman
Cohare: Never Been Dicked

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday September 4th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Dahu Park, the public toilets on the south side.
大湖公園南側公共廁所
114台北市內湖區大湖街168巷16號
https://goo.gl/maps/XDtoo9VSixTLrABB7

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Dahu Park BR20. Follow the flour from Exit 2.
怎麼去：
搭捷運文湖線(棕線)到大湖公園站下車，從2號出口出來跟著麵粉走

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
水中鮮 Restaurant
No. 305, Section 4, Chenggong Road, Neihu District, Taipei City
水中鮮餐廳
114台北市內湖區成功路四段305號
https://goo.gl/maps/XDtoo9VSixTLrABB7

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2465-event-coming-soon/
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#2466 - H4 YOLO Joint Run
9/11/2022-14:30
9/11/2022-0:0
Warm garden leisure farm parking lot Xinxing Village, Hengshan Township
, Hsinchu County, 4 neighbors No. 7, Lane 62, Renai Street
For anyone who camped Sat night, the run start is within a 2 minute drunken/ hungover stagger from your tent.
溫馨庭園休閒農莊停車場
新竹縣橫山鄉新興村4鄰仁愛街62巷7號
https://goo.gl/maps/u1e9wmHmUjNHuUUy9
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/2466.jpg
*****WHAT?******
*BUS RUN*
*GET ON THE BUS*
*WRITE BUS ME IN THE BOX BELOW!!!*

*****蝦咪*****
*巴士亂*
*給我坐上巴士*
*在下方留下"BUS ME" !!!*

The weather has cooled a bit, the pomelos have ripened and the magic rabbits in the moon are getting frisky and ready to… sleep in a tent. It’s the time of year that every good Aussie in Taiwan gets most excited about - the national weekend of BBQ!
天氣轉涼了一點，柚子成熟了一點，住在月亮的那隻魔兔也摩拳擦掌準備好...睡帳篷了！這是每年全台灣的老澳全體起秋的時刻 - 國定烤肉週末！
The long weekend is also the perfect opportunity for us to get together with our special friends from the Hsinchu Hash not just for 1, but 2 joint runs! Join us for part 2 on Sunday.
這個長週末也是個讓我們跟新竹的特殊朋友們相聚很好的機會，不止一個，有兩個合跑！週日加入我們第二波的跑跑！
Homo Hobo and TTT are an experienced pair of hares who never fail to find the best trails or to get lost. The swimming, shady forest trails, fruit orchards, tea fields and mountainous river valleys make this area a real hashing paradise and well worth the trip from Taipei; even if you do only come for the day and don’t camp or run the Saturday run.
Homo Hobo和TTT是一對經驗豐富的兔子，在找好路徑時從未失敗或迷路過。游泳、陰暗的森林小徑、果園、茶園還有山坡裡的溪谷讓這個地方成為一個超適合野跑樂園，即使你不想露營，不跑週六的路線，也絕對值得從台北下來。
To make this even easier for you guys we will put on a partybus from Taipei on Sunday mid-morning and arriving back by around 7pm. Saturday campers you can also signup for just the Sunday return trip. The partybus is cheaper, more convenient and faster than HSR+taxi.
為了讓一切對你各位來說更簡單，週日早上我們準備了一台趴踢巴士從台北出發，約晚上七點回到台北。週六的露友們你們也可以報名週日的來回巴士。巴士會比台鐵+計程車便宜且快速。
Will you join us to see a full moon, drink cold beer in a beautiful river and laugh at the tired-out rabbits who probably stayed up eating pomelos in their tents all Saturday night? Don’t miss this run! Write ‘BUS ME” here in the event post now to save your spot.
週六你會加入我們在美麗的河邊邊喝冰啤酒邊賞月邊笑那些熬夜在帳篷裡吃柚子的兔子嗎？別錯過了！留言「BUS ME」（巴士我）好在巴士留個位子！
Hare: Homo Hobo
Co-Hare: Tash Toddler Toucher (TTT)
路線：A to A
Distance: 9.5km
Elevation/爬升: 270m

******WHEN******
Date: Sunday September 11th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

******WHERE******
Warm garden leisure farm parking lot Xinxing Village, Hengshan Township, Hsinchu County, 4 neighbors No. 7, Lane 62, Renai Street
For anyone who camped Sat night, the run start is within a 2 minute drunken/ hungover stagger from your tent.
溫馨庭園休閒農莊停車場
新竹縣橫山鄉新興村4鄰仁愛街62巷7號
https://goo.gl/maps/u1e9wmHmUjNHuUUy9
週六的露友們，起跑點在你帳篷2分鐘的酒醉踉蹌距離內。

*****HOW?******
怎麼去
Sign-up for the Sunday party bus – depart Taipei Sunday mid-morning, return Sunday evening before 7pm.
登記週日趴踢巴士 - 週日早上從台北出發，週日晚上七點回到台北
Saturday campers - you can also signup just for the Sunday return trip to Taipei – the partybus is cheaper, more convenient and faster than HSR+taxi.
週六露友們 - 你們也可以報名週日巴士的回程回到台北，趴踢巴士會比台鐵+計程車便宜、便利、快速。

******PRICE******
Men $250 Women $200

******BASH******
Stop off at 7/11 for snacks and beers on the way and then drop-off at Redpoint Taproom.
回程會在711暫停給你各位補些零食啤酒，最後會回到紅點。
https://goo.gl/maps/RjcB8n7sg3DWmJQQA.

******COVID******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

******Dick Check******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
給全部跑友的提醒我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

******Disclaimer******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2466-event-coming-soon/
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#2467 - The He Yi Bei at The Bay Run and BBQ
9/18/2022-14:30
9/18/2022-0:0
No. 590, Section 4, Danjin Rd, Tamsui District, New Taipei City, 251 251
新北市淡水區淡金路四段590號
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/2467.jpg
******WHAT?*******
路線：A to nearly A
Short: 7.5 km
Long: 8.5 km
Elevation: <100m 爬升：<100m

This week’s trail is another surefire classic from the famous haring pairing that is Slobbo Tamer and Teenvolf. In what could be a first for the hash, they’ve gone and organized a bloody piss up in a brewery!! You’ll be kicking yourselves big time if you miss out on this beachside BBQ caper.
這禮拜的路線來自一出手便知有沒有的知名雙人組 Slobbo Tamer 跟 Teenvolf。可能是史上頭一遭，他們安排讓醉鬼媽媽幫醉鬼開門，醉鬼到家的行程－釀酒廠！沒來參加到這個海邊BBQ真的不要怪自己為什麼一直在家踢自己蛤。
In the words of the hares:
The trail is a very fast & easy, runnable or walkable. We’ve kept it short to maximize the time you get to spend at the beer check and blissfully soaking in the sea with a brew at the finish. There’s an 8.5km long to keep the racists happy too.
兔子有云：路線非常快又簡單，可跑可走，我們盡量縮短時間讓你各位有更多時間在啤酒中繼站待更久，也得以在終點邊乾一杯邊泡泡海水。另外也有準備一條長的8.5k路線給那些喜跑者過過癮。
With a SECRET BEER-CHECK that everyone knows about, when we run through JACK’s 乾一杯 BREWERY mid-run and taste-test his latest brews.
還有一個公開的秘密啤酒中繼站在Jack的乾一杯酒廠，可以試喝他最新發表的酒。
All the usual gorgeous scenery, farmlands, orchards, forest, fields and coastal paradise; fast, fun trails, minimal road and a perfect On In, ALL THE WAY IN.
然後就是一些你們知道的美景啊田啊果園啊森林啊王老先生的地啊海濱天堂就對了，快又好玩的路線，極少的馬路跟完美的尪硬直達。
Hare: SLOBBO TAMER
Co-hare: TEENVOLF

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday September 18th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
No. 590, Section 4, Danjin Rd, Tamsui District, New Taipei City, 251
251新北市淡水區淡金路四段590號
(Run finish is a short walk from the carpark at A- the hares will provide a shuttle for those who want to bring their cars down after run)
（終點就在A點停車場的短短步行距離，兔子們可安排載跑後想去取車的跑友一程）
https://goo.gl/maps/yk5o1kwy4QLqaWbY8

******HOW?*******
BUS: From Danshui Station to St John’s University Station. Multiple buses to choose from.
TAXI POOL: From Hongshulin Station, 9km
DRIVERS: Plenty of car-parking at the run-start
怎麼去：
公車：淡水捷運站很多公車可搭到聖約翰科技大學站。
計程車：從紅樹林站約9k。
開車：起跑點有很多車位。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
The Hares, in conjunction with JACK’S 乾一杯 BREWERY are putting on a beachfront promenade BBQ
-2 kegs of Jack’s Brew
- More brew
- Meat & Vegetarian BBQs
- Good bread, salads, and plenty of filling food for hungry hashers.
450NT per person.
*Limited to a maximum of 40 people.
SIGN UP IS REQUIRED SO WE CAN CATER SUFFICIENT FOOD AND DRINKSType ‘BBQ ME’ in the comments in the event below to reserve a place at the BBQ bash. Signup will close on Thursday evening or when all places are filled. After sign-up has closed it’s your responsibility to pay for the bash or find a person to take your spot.
Stay on with Jack and the Hares for overnight camping if you don’t have to work in the morning.
跑後聚餐：
兔子與JACK'S 乾一杯酒廠聯手打造的海景第一排BBQ
-兩桶生啤
-其他啤酒
-葷素兼備BBQ
-麵包，沙拉，還有很多給飢腸轆轆的跑友充飢的食物。
一人$450
*名額有限，最多40名，請務必留言「BBQ ME」報名，週四（9/15）晚間截止報名或額滿為止，報名截止後你各位就得負起責任付錢或找人替補你的位子。
隔天不用上班的跑友亦可選擇留下來跟Jack及兔子們一起露營。

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugarv6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2467-event-coming-soon/
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#2468- The Don’t Yack On The Yacht Run
9/25/2022-14:30
9/25/2022-0:0
Badouzi Marina, Gon Gong Parking Lot, Keelung
公共停車場
202基隆市中正區
https://goo.gl/maps/nyWwqKFQ2HR8PiRt9
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/2468.jpg
******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 7.5 km
Elevation: 350m 爬升：<350m

This Sunday’s hare is a mysterious man. How did he become one of the only hashers to have his own theme song? How does he make it to and then back from every run and Friday night bash even though he lives all the way in Keelung?
本周日的兔子是一個謎樣的男子, 他揪竟是如何變成如今唯一擁有自己主題曲的跑友? 明明住在基隆, 他揪竟是如何每次跑跑跟周五聚餐都準時出席還回得了家?
Given that this week’s trail is starting from the Badouzi Marina I can throw one more potential mystery into the mix – Are we about to discover that Babykiller owns a yacht? Or, is he going to hijack a yacht for us to enjoy during downs downs? Either way - if we do end up onboard some floating gin palace, just make sure you yack into the sea.
既然本周路線在八斗子碼頭, 我就大膽拋出另一個未解之謎- Babykiller莫非擁有一艘遊艇? 還是, 他要攔截一艘給我們吐槽大會時使用? 總之, 如果我們最後真的登上什麼漂浮琴酒皇宮, 別忘了要吐請左轉往海裡吐!
Get ready for great views and maybe a peek at the big sign, Japanese era fortifications and plenty of interesting old relics. Our experienced hare is on his home turf so expect to be well entertained.
敬請期待一些美景, 還有可能有機會一睹那個基隆大招牌, 日據時代留下的一些遺跡, 還有一些有趣的舊文物, 這位經驗豐富的兔子本次身為東道主, 保證讓你各位有個超棒的時光

Hare: Baby Killer
Co-hare: Slippery Bee Hole

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday September 25th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Badouzi Marina, Gon Gong Parking Lot, Keelung
公共停車場, 202基隆市中正區
https://goo.gl/maps/nyWwqKFQ2HR8PiRt9

******HOW?*******
BUS: Take a ride to the 988 restaurant on Beining Road and walk to the meeting point.
怎麼去:
客運在北寧路(988海鮮鐵板小吃店)站下車然後步行至起跑點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
988海鮮鐵板小吃

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2469-event-coming-soon/
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#2469- Event Coming Soon
10/2/2022-14:30
10/2/2022-0:0
Huilong
The Three Holy Palace Temple
Sanlong St, Shulin District, New Taipei City, 238
三聖宮 238新北市樹林區三龍街
https://goo.gl/maps/1HKpELkcioFvFuro7
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/2469.jpg
‘Cum in 007… 007, are you there?”
"呼叫凌凌漆, 你喺邊度?"
“pshwwwt… pshwwt… hic, hic hic hic. This is 006.9 speaking… hic.”
"仆...仆...仆街...丟...丟...丟...凌凌六點九通話中...你老母"
What happened to James Bond?
詹姆斯龐德怎麼了?!
James Bond didn’t make it that night. While on a secret mission in Taipei he went AWOL. His last known location was a rendezvous at Tea Bar. It’s believed he was drunk under the table by a mysterious Venezuelan agent codenamed 2nd MI and was never heard from again. She must have been smoking hot and one hell of a drinker whoever she was.
詹姆斯龐德沒撐過那個晚上, 當他在台北進行一個秘密任務的時候突然人間蒸發, 最後一次蹤跡出現在米蓮娜茶酒吧的一個聚會。據信他被一個代號二回迷的委內瑞拉籍神祕探員灌醉倒在桌下, 不管這個探員是誰她一定超級辣又超會喝!
Who else did MI6 have in the area who had completed their 3 days quarantine + 4 days ‘self-initiated’ self-health monitoring period?
軍情六處還有其他探員剛好在此且已經完成入境篩檢搭配3天隔離+4天自主健康管理嗎?
Time to bring back 006.9! And he needs your help!
是時候呼叫凌凌六點九了, 而且他需要你的幫助!
Your mission – check out the Huilong mansion and suspected secret base of a member of the shadowy TyMH3 organization. The tycoon is known by the moniker - Pa Pa Pa. We suspect he is brewing a toxic nerve agent, disguised as the herbal medicinal alcohol much loved by Taiwanese men over the age of 50.
你的任務- 搜索迴龍大宅, 探訪這個暗黑桃園捷兔成員的秘密基地, 這位大亨以啪啪啪稱號行走於江湖。我們猜測他正在釀製一款具有神經毒素的飲品, 並將其假裝成五十歲以上的老台男最愛喝的一種中藥酒。
This Sunday we will go to check out the secret base and have the PERFECT cover. We will be posing as a local hash running group. If any security (dressed as local farmers) challenges you, just shrug your shoulders, mumble ‘ting bu dong’ or yell “ON ON’, grin like you have a lower-than-average IQ - importantly just keep running.
本周日我們以"完美"的偽裝前往一探這個秘密基地, 也就是假裝成一的當地的跑步團體, 如果有任何保全(打扮成農夫的樣子)質疑你, 就聳聳肩說"我聽唔明你講物"或大喊"ON ON"一邊呈現你傻呆萌的樣子一邊繼續跑就對了
You will be offered beer (chilled, not shaken) at a beer stop by a friendly undercover operative and get to enjoy the splendor of the local views and trails while you complete your important mission. Good luck.
完成任務的路上, 一個友善的隱藏式啤酒吧將提供你啤酒(冰的, 沒搖過的), 還可以看到一些當地美景跟很靚的路線, 祝好運了。

******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 7.5 km
Elevation: 300m 爬升：300m
Hare: Space Man (a.k.a 006.9)
Co-hare: Shall I Pay

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday October 2nd 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Huilong. The Three Holy Palace Temple
Sanlong St, Shulin District, New Taipei City, 238
三聖宮
238新北市樹林區三龍街
https://goo.gl/maps/1HKpELkcioFvFuro7

******HOW?*******
MRT Huilong Station and follow the flour
怎麼去：
搭乘捷運橘線到迴龍站後跟著麵粉走

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
聚餐地點：
尚介青熱炒店
https://goo.gl/maps/5vZyrTqqCGbPfgBaA

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2470- The R.I.P. on 10/10 Run
10/9/2022-14:30
10/9/2022-0:0
Green Peak Resort
208, New Taipei City, Jinshan District, Shigewari Mie Bridge No. 22
綠峰渡假山莊
208新北市金山區重和里三重橋22號
https://goo.gl/maps/WYUyfE3bRZzDVQdv5
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/2470.jpg
FOLLOW COVID REGULATIONS: TEMPERATURE CHECK AND DISINFECT HANDS ON ARRIVAL
遵守所有防疫規定，量測體溫以及消毒你的雙手

******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
Long: 9 km - Elevation / 爬升: TBC
Short: 7 km - Elevation / 爬升: TBC

Hare: Arthur You Fag
Cohares: Max & Jimmy

This week we have a classic CH³ Arthur run. Arthur You Fag has been haring and in this area for the last 40 years, he even met his wife out on trail. Many of you will have enjoyed variations of this trail over the years, but this time there is a twist! Our hare has recruited two young cohares to carry the flour and mark the trail. They are trained and ready, will the young bloods follow the plan?
本周咱們有個經典的 CH³ Arthur 之跑, Arthur You Fag已經在這個區域做路四十年了, 他甚至是在這邊跑邊認識他老婆的, 很多人應該有在這附近體會過路徑的不同風情, 但這次, 會有些不一樣! 兔子招募了兩個鮮肉副兔幫忙提麵粉做記號, 他們已經過訓練, 蓄勢待發, 但是這兩個少年人會按照計畫來嗎?
This trail includes monkeys, a waterfall with option to use a kinky harness, a beer stop, a tunnel and prairies – the haring team is working hard to keep you entertained. How much of this run is recycled? Luckily most hashers have alcohol induced amnesia, so if you can remember then let the GM know before down downs.
這條路線包含了獼猴, 一個多功能瀑布, 一個啤酒中繼站, 一個隧道跟大草原 - 看來兔子們真的很用心要取悅你各位! 但是路線中有多少部分是回收再利用的呢? 還好跑過的人大概都酗過酒精淨化記憶, 所以如果你有想起什麼熟悉的畫面記得在吐槽大會前告訴會長!
Don’t forget to bring a head torch if you can’t see in the dark and bring a monkey club if you own one (seal or squirrel clubs also acceptable).
別忘了帶個頭燈如果你有夜盲症(或只是單純怕黑), 還有趕猴子棒棒如果你有的話 (趕海豹棒棒或趕松鼠棒棒亦可接受) (請勿傷害動物)
In case you need any more convincing, know that you can lie-in and comfortably Rest In Peace the next day if you overdo it on the Sunday.
如果你還在猶豫, 請記住, 要是週日玩得太嗨, 周一你可以盡情的彌留滴

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday October 9th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE*******
Green Peak Resort
208, New Taipei City, Jinshan District, Shigewari Mie Bridge No. 22
綠峰渡假山莊
208新北市金山區重和里三重橋22號
https://goo.gl/maps/WYUyfE3bRZzDVQdv5

******HOW?*******
Take bus 1717 at "Shilin Official Residence (Zhongshan)" bus stop (close to Shilin MRT Station). Get off at Bayan (Lufeng Hot Spring Villa).
Drivers – there is a large number of parking spaces at the run start.
怎麼去:
在士林官邸(中山)站搭乘1717公車(靠近捷運淡水信義線紅線士林捷運站), 在八煙(綠峰溫泉山莊)站下車

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
TBC

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2470-event-coming-soon/
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#2471- The Bamboob Job Run
10/16/2022-14:30
10/16/2022-0:0
JingQin Park II
No. 49, Xinan St. XinYi Dist. Taipei City.
(景勤二號公園, 台北市信義區信安街49號)
https://goo.gl/maps/ZK6JVwzrFqQeYAbz7
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/2471.jpg
N.B. Hares Off at earlier winter start time of 2:00.
因應進入冬季時間, 兔子將於下午2:00起跑。

******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 7.5 km
Elevation: 200m 爬升：200m

This week’s hares are experts in the field of hashing, and as if to prove it, Bamboo has literally gone and written the book on it.
本周兔子是hash老手, 他甚至出了本書以茲證明。
The book has been in development for a longtime. Rumor has it the project was started 40 years ago after one particularly drunken Down Island back in the days of China Hash. Bamboo and his co-conspirators had enjoyed the attention of some of the most top-heavy and voluptuous women on the island. However, they found their happiness tinged with a slight sadness. What would happen when their good looks began to fade? They realized they needed to begin investing for retirement. Their plan - to write a best-selling history of the hash and use the proceedings to finance their decadent last years.
出版書的計畫其實已經籌備很久了, 相傳大約四十年前Taiwan Hash還叫做China Hash時, 一年特別醉的蕩哀楞後兔子就開始規劃此書, Bamboo和他的共謀者彼時相當享受當地一些重量級妖嬌淑女的青睞, 不過他們後來越想越感到蛋蛋的哀傷, 當他們年華老去, 該怎麼辦?! 他們意識到是時候開始擬定退休計畫了- 寫一本hash史上最暢銷的書然後用稿費資助他們的下半生!
They drank copiously, behaved outrageously, and then started to write it all down. The outcome is what you are now presented with: The History of Hashing in Taiwan. It is hot off the press and selling fast. If your Chinese only stretches as far as reading the menu in McDonalds, then you can content yourself with looking at all the pictures of sweaty and mostly half-naked hashers.
他們於是喝得酩酊大醉, 舉止超級中二, 然後一邊把一切都記錄下來, 成果就是你們所看到的: 台灣hash史, 此書名氣很火, 賣得很快, 啊如果你的華語只有麥當勞菜單的程度, 那你還有一些半裸的跑友照片可以觀賞(看得懂這段的話你應該不用擔心)。
Update – the profits from the book will actually go towards the TH3 50th anniversary party. The money the hare has saved since giving up drinking is more than enough to finance his decadent retirement without needing the money from book sales.
特此聲明：此書的收益其實是要贊助台灣健龍五十周年派對, 兔子戒酒以來省下的錢已經足夠讓他安享晚年了。
Hare: Bamboo
Co-hare: Melamine

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday October 16th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE*******
JingQin Park II, No. 49, Xinan St. XinYi Dist. Taipei City.
(景勤二號公園, 台北市信義區信安街49號)
https://goo.gl/maps/ZK6JVwzrFqQeYAbz7

******HOW?*******
MRT Liuzangli station(750m)
MRT Taipei 101 Station(1.1K)
怎麼去:
捷運文湖線(棕色線)六張犁站 (750公尺)
或捷運淡水信義(紅線)世貿中心/101站(1.1公里)

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
嚐鮮樓
No. 92, Xinan St. XinYi Dist. Taipei City.
台北市信義區信安街92號
https://goo.gl/maps/S6KtABaXyS7JhfzK7

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2471-event-coming-soon/
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#2472- Down Island
10/23/2022-14:30
10/23/2022-0:0
Details will be published in the week before the run.
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#2473- The Halloween Run
10/30/2022-14:0
10/30/2022-0:0
Nangang Park
南港公園
https://goo.gl/maps/xVks3KcUJfE4E1vZ8
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/2473.jpg
******WHAT?*******
A:A run
路線：A to A
Long: 9 km - Elevation / 爬升: 420 m
Short: 6 km - Elevation / 爬升: 240 m

Hare: Limp of Shame
Cohare: Floating in Cum

Dear Taiwan hashers and proud Down Island survivors, it is now Halloween time!
親愛的台灣健龍仔及驕傲的蕩哀愣倖存者們! 萬聖節來囉!
And while this year’s run is expected to be extra spooky with none other than Limp of Shame and Floating in Cum at the helm, it will also mark their 4th year hash anniversary. How cute!
今年的萬聖節跑跑除了有Limp of Shame 跟Floating in Cum加持會更加陰森以外, 同時也是他們加入台灣健龍捷兔的第四周年, 多溫馨啊你說是不是!
Even though we already know Limp of Shame will be up to the task, our main concern will be about Floating in Cum being able to successfully finish the short before getting caught as she recently decided to dedicate her life to cats and consequently transformed into one herself. So please give her extra space if you catch her. It is at your own risk to get closer to her if you wish to observe her mutated form.
儘管我們早知道Limp of Shame 會很投入, 主要還是比較擔憂Floating in Cum 會不會在跑完短的路線之前被抓到, 因為她最近將生命奉獻給了貓主子們, 太過鞠躬盡瘁導致自己也變成了一隻貓! 所以如果你真的抓到她請給她一點空間, 阿如果你不信邪想一窺她變身的過程風險自負蛤
After all the travelling that has been going on over the last few weeks with AIR and Down Island, you’ll also be pleased to hear you can easily get to this one on the MRT. Extra beer points for anyone who hasn’t changed out of their costume from the night before.
經過最近幾周全島跑(AIR)跟蕩哀愣(Down Island)這些大量的旅遊, 聽到本周的路線捷運即可到對大家來說應該都是個好消息, 那些前一晚就開始趴踢並變裝出席的人將可以得到一些額外的不存在的啤酒星星貼紙。
So prepare to be flabberghosted as we'll have a beautiful run with varying landscapes - from endless stairs, to holy sites, to the deepest jungles - and plenty of beers. Given it's Halloween, we're planning to have an undead run by getting wasted and partying all-night before.
所以準備好驚聲尖笑吧, 本周的路線非常美, 多元的地景- 無止盡的樓梯, 神聖的場域, 還能深入叢林- 以及滿出來的啤酒。既然是萬聖節, 我們前一晚計畫大肆趴踢喝到爛掉, 所以周日大概會以殭屍跑的方式參加。

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday October 30th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE*******
Nangang Park
南港公園
https://goo.gl/maps/xVks3KcUJfE4E1vZ8

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Kunyang and follow the flour.
怎麼去: 搭乘捷運藍線至昆陽站然後跟著麵粉走。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH*******
功夫小館
115台北市南港區昆陽街140巷11號
No. 11, Lane 140, Kunyang St, Nangang District, Taipei City, 115
https://goo.gl/maps/VZSGAPKP9givTXx3A

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2474- The Zero Fawkes Given Run
11/6/2022-14:0
11/6/2022-0:0
Dahu Park
大湖公園 (防災公園）
No. 31, Section 5, Chenggong Rd, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
114台北市內湖區成功路五段31號
https://goo.gl/maps/i7kw2C9CiaLJKCa87
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/2474.jpg
******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 8km Elevation: 400m
This Sunday’s run takes place the day after the famous Guy Fawkes night aka Bonfire Night (aka the Halloween no one cares about), and we know for sure the hares have been doing some serious plotting. On multiple occasions they have been sighted huddled around a bash table, pouring over Google maps, and debating late into the night. Most likely they have been formulating a perfectly planned run around the scenic Dahu park, or perhaps they have some pure V for Vendetta/ Zero Fawkes given anarchy in store for us.
本周日剛好是英國煙火節(官方慶祝1605年逮捕藏匿火藥在國會大廈企圖暗殺當時國王詹姆斯一世的主謀「蓋火氣」的紀念日)隔日, (也被稱為爹不疼娘不愛版的萬聖節), 兔子們為此準備好一段時間了, 他們多次被目擊圍在跑後聚餐桌前, 互傳估狗地圖用經緯度對話, 互相爭論到深夜。想當然是有決議出一個在壯麗的大湖公園附近的完美路線吧? 還是說, 一切都是我們眼睛有業障, 其實他們根本沒準備?!
If you’re worried about your safety on this run, you can give the hares a little sniff as you pass them at the run start. If you detect the heady scent of kaoliang, then beware!! Certainly no naked flames at down downs please! The resulting explosion could be the end of our GM and his time on the throne isn’t over yet.
如果你很擔心在路上的安危, 出發前路過兔子們請他們吹一下, 如果你有聞到高粱味兒, 那就要當心兒!! 吐槽大會嚴禁明火!! 要是發生什麼爆炸, 可能要七天後才能再看到會長, 但他任期還沒結束啊!
For any TwH3 hashers who haven’t made it to the Bear Hash before, you should be warned this pair of hashers might be planning to kick off some proper drinking and celebrating at the bash. If we do make it to an on-after, you hardly need to ask which convenience store we will be buying the beer from.
還沒見識過 Bear Hash的台灣健龍仔們, 參加跑後聚餐前請注意以下警示音---酒來了快逃ㄠ-ㄠ-ㄠ--- 如果你真的有來, 那至少這次晚餐後不會需要擔心要在哪家便利商店續攤了。
Remember, remember the 6th of November, Kaoliang, Lack of Reason and Hot-fry dishes.
記住啊你各位, 記住以下關鍵字: 十一月六日, 高粱, 不需要理由, 熱炒碟子。

Hare: High Class
Co-hare: Life

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday November 6th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE*******
Dahu Park
大湖公園 (防災公園）
No. 31, Section 5, Chenggong Rd, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
114台北市內湖區成功路五段31號
https://goo.gl/maps/i7kw2C9CiaLJKCa87

******HOW?*******
Take the MRT to Dahu Park (brown line) and follow the flour from Exit 2 to the run start.
搭乘捷運文湖線(棕線)至大湖公園站, 二號出口跟著麵粉走到起跑點。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
Shuizhong Xian Restaurant
水中鮮餐廳
No. 305, Section 4, Chenggong Rd, Neihu District, Taipei City, 114
114台北市內湖區成功路四段305號
https://goo.gl/maps/EUXN9s6vzCnG9tze8

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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http://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2474-event-coming-soon/
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#2475- The Battle of the Sexes Run
11/13/2022-14:0
11/13/2022-0:0
Tamsui Yishan Jiying Temple
淡水義山集應廟
https://goo.gl/maps/fWsAwRzHqLDDqe4R7
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/2475.jpg
This week we'll answer a question as old as humanity with part 2 of a rigorous investigation: Who is better at hashing? The girls, the guys or possibly even someone in-between? Get ready for the Taiwan Hash official BATTLE OF THE SEXES.
本週我們將回答一個自有人類物種以來就存在的問題- 男人和女人, 揪竟誰比較會跑? 還是是介於這兩者之間的人? 歡迎來到台灣健龍性別爭霸戰!
You might remember an all male haring duo from TyMH³ hared run #2469 for us. Now it’s the girls turn, an all-star female TyMH³ haring team will bring you the freshest trails in Tamsui. Next Year’s TyMH³ GM Super White and former GM Juicy Kiwi are not to be underestimated.
你可能記得那次由來自桃園捷運兔雙男兔子組規劃的#2469跑跑, 而這次是女人們表現的機會了! 一個雙女兔兔組將帶領我們前往淡水一個嶄新的路線, 明年的TyMH³ 會長超極白(Super White) 以及前會長奇異多汁果 (Juicy Kiwi)絕不是臭男生們可輕忽的對手。
Will the hares manage to not get lost? Will the hares drink more beer and drink it faster than the guys? Do harriers drink wine faster than hariettes? Does wearing a dress make a harrier drink faster or slower? Add your hypotheses in the event chat and we’ll try to test them on the day along with any extra scientific trials the GM dreams up at down downs.
女兔兔可以突破重圍不迷路嗎? 她們可以喝啤酒喝得比男兔兔更多更快嗎? 公獵犬喝葡萄酒喝得比母獵犬快嗎? 穿上裙子對飲酒速度有幫助嗎? 把你想到的所有問題丟進活動聊天群組裡, 我們會試著在吐槽大會運用一些會長可想到極度科學的測試方式一一解答。
From the hares: After two months we will come back to the same area, it is a different 8k and totally runnable trail. On the trail, you can find animals from no foot to eight feet. The hares will show you the Taoyuan Metro Hash girl power. We won't screw up like the useless man from TyMH³, and we are the next year's GMs, hehe.
兔子的話: 兩個月後我們又來到同個區域, 但將會是一個不一樣的8k, 且全程可跑! 在路上從沒有腳到八隻腳的動物都可以見到, 我們會讓妳們見識見識桃園捷運兔的女力, 不像某些沒用的桃園捷運兔男, 而且我們是明年的會長, 姆挖哈哈哈哈哈!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare主兔: Super White
Cohare副兔: Juicy Kiwi

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 0 m / 爬升: 0 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday November 13th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Tamsui Yishan Jiying Temple
淡水義山集應廟
https://goo.gl/maps/fWsAwRzHqLDDqe4R7

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take any bus to Yishan Village (Kangshu Factory).
搭乘公車到義山里(康舒廠)站下車

*******PRICE*******
Men $250
Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Bei Hai'an Restaurant
02 2620 9312
https://maps.app.goo.gl/gEnLq9sX4JYUi2Ge9

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH³聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH³開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining (blame them during the down-downs).
2- Hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar.
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive.
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2476- 47 Years of Beers Birthday Run Toucheng, Yilan
11/20/2022-0:0
11/20/2022-0:0
Toucheng Sports Park, Yilan
頭城運動公園
261宜蘭縣頭城鎮
https://goo.gl/maps/3w8DCFPMoS5RjHtq6
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/2476.jpg
This Sunday we celebrate the 47th Birthday of Taiwan Hash – or China Hash as it has mainly been known. Back in 1975 our hares Pinhole and Duplicate were a pair of mischievous school boys, and even then they spent their weekends chasing the local talent around the countryside of Yilan County.
本週日我們將慶祝台灣健龍 (前China Hash) 的四十七歲生日, 1975年彼時我們的兔子 Pinhole 和 Duplicate還是兩個屁孩, 在宜蘭過著週間認真週末追星的日子。
One Sunday as they waited for the bus home, a strange looking foreigner weaved along the road and finally collapsed to the ground in front of them “Oi, where can I get sum good ol’ chilled piss for me and me thirsty tart ‘ere?” (hashers used to sound like pirates in the old days, if you don’t believe me refer to Bamboo’s book or the Taipei Hash, 'About TH3' webpage: shorturl.at/enzGM).
一個周日, 當他們在等客運回家時, 突然有個奇形怪狀的老外歪七扭八的走到它們面前後突然倒在地上, 問：「欸, 林北金嘴搭, 涼ㄟ叨位買?」(據說當年健龍仔都操討海人口音, 不信的話可以拜讀一下Bamboo的新書或看看Taipei Hash (shorturl.at/enzGM)
Obligingly, the scared pair ran to the local store and grabbed him a couple of cold ones. After downing the beers, the strange bloke came to his senses “Oh bloody shiiite, I aint got any dollar for ya”, the stunned pair fell in to silence, he had drunk their bus money and they had to get back to Yilan. “Best come with me and I’ll get that old wanker Organ to sort you out”. And so it happened, our hares ended up attending the first run of the China Hash!
受到莫名的使命感驅使, 兩個屁孩衝去雜貨店買了幾罐「涼的」, 幾杯啤酒下肚, 奇怪的老外才終於醒來：「厚靠北啦! 我沒帶錢」。此時屁孩陷入一片寂靜, 他把他們的車費喝完了, 但他們還要回宜蘭! 「對挖來, 我叫那個老屁股 Organ搞定。」也因此兩位兔子踏入了他們的第一趟 China Hash 跑跑!
It is only fitting then, that this Sunday the hares will re-trace their steps and take us back to that day. Pinhole and Duplicate are two of the premier hares on the island, don’t miss this run.
只有重溫當年的那條路線才能完美復刻當年, Pinhole 跟 Duplicate 是島上兩位極品兔子, 所以本周日別錯過了。
FREE BEER: The special birthday bash is also not to be missed. The hares are very generously sponsoring the beer, so write BASH ME in the comments below to reserve a place at what is sure to be a legendary bash (Thank you hares!).
免費啤酒: 這個特別的慶生聚餐也不容錯過, 兔子們超級慷慨的贊助啤酒, 所以快留言 'BASH ME' 報名這個特別的聚餐(謝謝兔子們!)。
Hashers Dying Everywhere, bartenders crying in despair, happy birthday, happy birthday, one year closer to your death!
健龍把那啤酒殺, 酒保哭哭找媽媽, 生日快樂啊, 生日快樂啊, 你又更往死亡踏 (生日歌急智翻譯敬請自行意會)
Hare: Pinhole
Co-hare: Duplicate

******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 9km
Elevation: 319m

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday November 20th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE*******
Toucheng Sports Park, Yilan
頭城運動公園
261宜蘭縣頭城鎮
https://goo.gl/maps/3w8DCFPMoS5RjHtq6

******HOW?*******
Take the train to Toucheng. Follow the flour to the run start (only a 6 minute walk from the station).
搭乘火車至頭城站下車跟著麵粉走到起跑點 (約步行6分鐘距離)

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
Zhenxiang seafood restaurant
261 Yilan County Head Town Qingyun Road Section 3 No. 275
珍香海鮮餐廳
261宜蘭縣頭城鎮青雲路三段275號
https://goo.gl/maps/pL8vFjYDNPUowdbN6
The special birthday bash is not to be missed. The hares have very generously offered to sponsor the beer, so write BASH ME in the comments to reserve a place at what is sure to be a legendary bash.
這個特別的慶生聚餐也不容錯過, 兔子們超級慷慨的贊助啤酒, 所以快留言 'BASH ME' 報名這個特別的聚餐嘿!

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2477- The Sloppy Twats Run
11/27/2022-14:0
11/27/2022-0:0
Xinglong Park
興隆公園
No. 128號, Xianyan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116
116台北市文山區仙岩路128號
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ndwQ6sBk566jvcTJ9?g_st=ic
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/2477.jpg
This week's hares are experienced and somewhat old school hashers, with many excellent runs under their belts – they know how to recce a trail, they know how to drink beer, they know how to mark a trail, and they know how to err... drink beer.
本週的兔子資歷不淺而且某種程度而言還滿老派的，口袋裡有很多不錯的路線，懂探路，懂喝啤酒，懂做路，然後還懂...ㄟ我剛說過懂喝啤酒了嗎？
There’s their credential, now here comes the problematic part – planning vs execution. The recce photos look superb, the Mini Me photos are mega-lols, but by their own admission, they are a pair of “Sloppy Twats”, so how will things turn out this Sunday? Will the hangover’s be so extreme they don’t make it up the first hill? Will the marking be so sloppy that we must resort to following the scent of garlic? Join the run and find out this Sunday.
總之以上是他們懂的部分，那麼現在來看看恐出問題的部分 - 計畫與執行。探路的照片看起來是很讚，你當妹妹我當洋娃娃的合成照片也很笑虧，但是根據他們自己承認過的，他們就是兩光仔，所以週日究竟會發生什麼事呢？會不會宿醉太嚴重根本爬不上第一道坡？還是記號做得太難認我們最後只好跟著蒜味跑？本週日來一探究竟！
Our hare, Finishes on His Knees, was delighted when we told him that Pussy Vindaloo be GM for the day. Right at the beginning of the year our GM was a bit drunk and slightly at a loss for a down down. He looked in to the blurry crowd and picked out a random face – we’re renaming you! Sloppy Seconds was reborn, Finishes on His Knees - could this be the third coming, and time for Sloppy Thirds perhaps?
兔子高跪射底線(Finishes on His Knees)聽到當天騷嗆咖哩喵 (Pussy Vindaloo) 將代理會長職務開心得不得了，想今年初某次吐槽大會，我們的會長有點醉醉的失了魂，眼前一片模糊之際隨便挑了一個人上台說要幫他重新取兔名！於是高跪射底線從此有了第二個換我(Sloppy Seconds) 這個名字，至於高跪射底線...取名儀式會不會第三次重演？這次第三個換誰呢？
Be sure to attend if you are looking for a renaming or have any other agenda items for the temporary GM!
如果你很想把兔名換一換或是有什麼話想跟暫代會長爆料，本週日一定要來參加！

Hare: Finishes on His Knees
Co-hare: Ménage à Twat
兔子：高跪射底線
副兔：查薄郎慎入

******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: 8km
Elevation: 300m

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday November 27th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE*******
Xinglong Park 興隆公園
No. 128號, Xianyan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116
116台北市文山區仙岩路128號
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ndwQ6sBk566jvcTJ9?g_st=ic

******HOW?*******
Follow the flour from Wanfang Hospital MRT.
Drivers – there is a parking garage by Xinlong park
搭乘捷運至文湖線(棕線)至萬芳醫院站跟著麵粉走
興隆公園附近有地下停車場

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
新味珍復古熱炒
02 2933 1289
https://maps.app.goo.gl/bo4Wa3ioLXJi9bZs5

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2478- The Sound of Maokong Run
12/4/2022-14:0
12/4/2022-0:0
Spring Tea County
起跑點: 貓空春茶鄉
No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116
116台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號
https://goo.gl/maps/XxiW3Nb56nVT9Mmc9
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/2478.jpg
As young lad Bull’s Eye was spiritual, but he had a couple of bad habits: one in white and the other in black - he loved to dress as a nun. Feeling unsure about what to do with his life, he set off for Austria where he got a job as a governess with a wealthy family while he decided whether to join the church.
牛眼(Bull’s Eye)年輕的時候充滿靈性, 但有些介於黑與白之間的壞習慣- 比如喜歡打扮成修女的樣子。對人生感到有些徬徨之際，他決定噴去奧地利一個富裕的家庭邊當家教邊決定要不要皈依教會。
When he met the widowed father of the family, Clapp Von Trapp, there was immediately chemistry between them. In fact, they got along uncannily well and quickly developed a bond. As they got closer it became apparent why - he was a closet hash runner! Bull’s Eye was corrupted, he turned his back on God and instead devoted his life to being a sexy nun and migratory hasher.
當他遇見這個家庭的鰥夫一拍進洞(Clapp Von Trapp)的瞬間，簡直天雷勾動地火，他們一拍即合，並迅速發展了難以言喻的羈絆，當他們更加親近後答案變得明顯- 他是一位藏在櫃中的跑者！牛眼(Bull’s Eye)就此淪陷了，他轉而成為一個性感的修女，同時也成為了一位得來回遷徙的跑者。
Every year he drifts between Europe and his native Taiwan, and every year he reliably takes us on a pilgrimage to the tea fields of Maokong. Maybe it’s the mountains, maybe it’s the gondolas, or maybe it’s just the charming tea field scenery. Who can say?
每年他在歐洲與祖國台灣之間奔波，每年他都會帶我們上貓空茶園朝聖...也許是山？也許是纜車？也或者是美妙的茶園風光？誰能真的確定？
Join Bull’s Eye and Shipwreck for a pretty trail, a fun bash, and a fitting last ‘proper’ run to conclude 2nd Man In’s GM reign.
來參加牛眼(Bull’s Eye)跟沈船(Shipwreck)做的美麗路線，參加好玩的聚餐，為叫我第二名(2nd Man In)當會長的這一年畫下美好的句點也極為適切。
PLEASE NOTE:
If you run L, please bring your mobile phone or headlamp since we will pass through a drainage tunnel for about 40 meters.
跑長版路線的跑者請攜帶附手電筒的手機或戴頭燈，因為我們將穿越長約40公尺排水隧道。

Hare: Bull’s Eye
Co-hare: Shipwreck

******WHAT?*******
路線：A to A
Distance: Long 8km / Short 5km
長版路線8k / 短版路線5k

*******WHEN*******
Date: Sunday December 4th 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE*******
Spring Tea County
起跑點: 貓空春茶鄉
No. 30, Lane 38, Section 3, Zhinan Rd, Wenshan District, Taipei City, 116
116台北市文山區指南路三段38巷30號
https://goo.gl/maps/XxiW3Nb56nVT9Mmc9

******HOW?*******
Bus BR15 from Taipei zoo
怎麼去：可自動物園站搭乘棕15公車（目前貓空纜車維護中暫時關閉）
The Maokong gondola is closed for maintenance

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH*******
At the run start.
在起跑點聚餐

*******COVID*******
Use hand sanitizer before giving the hash cash money.
請在給Hash Cash前先消毒你的手
If you are at all worried about COVID-19 then stay home.
如果你擔心病毒問題，請你待在家裡不要來
If you are a higher risk demographic please stay home.
如果你是高風險族群，請你待在家裡不要來
This is for your safety and you can attend at your own risk.
這攸關你的安全及健康，請自我斟酌負責是否來參加

*******Dick Check*******
Although we want you to have fun on the party bus and other hash events, remember that you being drunk isn’t an invitation to grope, harass someone or generally be a dick. Any inappropriate behavior will be met with an immediate 1 year ban from all Taiwan Hash events regardless of your gender and sexual orientation. We’re here to have fun and that’s it! Just remember, think about your mother before you act, that should get rid of your horn.
*給全部跑友的提醒* 我們希望大家都在聚會和派對上玩得開心，但請注意，就算喝醉也不代表你可以隨意去摸來摸去、騷擾別人或是變成一個混蛋。當我們發現有任何不適當的行為發生，不論你的性別或性向是如何，我們將馬上禁止你一年內不得再來TwH3聚會或派對! 請記住，我們來TwH3開心的，請大家三思而後行!

*******Disclaimer*******
1- First time runners! Bring a change, set of clean clothes and shoes. Trail might be muddy, crossing rivers may happen, and hares are responsible if it is raining. (Blame them during the down-downs)
2- hashers bringing first time runners, please, be in charge to babysit them along the trail.
3- It is recommended to 1st Time runners to bring their cellphone on the trail.
4- This is a running event, it may include trails, climbing, snakes … runners are informed they are RESPONSIBLE for their OWN safety. Late Walkers/Runners will be rescued if missing at the finish line…
5- Eat before joining to avoid low blood sugar
6- this event is including alcoholic beverages, please be responsible and don’t drive
1- 第一次來參加的兔友們，請攜帶更換的衣服及鞋子。路線可能會泥濘，也有可能會穿越一些河。如果下雨的話，就怪兔子吧(你可以在down down時唸他們一下)!!
2- 帶第一次來跑的兔友們，請自行負責照顧你的朋友!
3- 我們建議第一次來跑的朋友們，帶著你的手機一起跑，以備不時之需
4- 這是一個跑山的活動，這代表會有未開發的小徑、攀岩、蛇等等，參加者自行對自身安全負責。遲到或是走比較慢的兔友，我們如果發現你沒回到終點，我們會去找你。
5- 參加此活動前，請確保你來之前吃些東西，避免低血糖血壓狀況發生
6- 這是一個提供酒精飲料的活動，喝酒不開車，開車不喝酒
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#2479- The Erection Run 2022
12/11/2022-14:0
12/11/2022-0:0
Yuanhe Park
員和公園
No. 59, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City
新北市土城區中央路二段59號
Google Map Pin: Yuanhe Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/zp5q1anUTxRBXA2P6?g_st=ic
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A year as the TwH3 GM takes its toll - on the mind, the liver and the gonads of anyone foolish enough to accept the huge irresponsibility and honor. The time has come for us to trade in our GM for a fresh one, and for 2nd Man In to be elevated to the honorary status of Hugh Hefner. He will relocate to the Playboy mansion and lurk in the background swigging cognac from his shoe as he watches the new GM and bunny girls take to the down down circle.
經過一年的洗禮, 我們的會長的心智、肝、甚至那些當初愚蠢到接下這個重大責任的使命感都摧殘殆盡, 是時候來顆新鮮的肝汰換掉他了, 讓叫我第二名(2nd Man In)晉升到休海夫納等級的榮譽會員, 他將移居到花花公子別墅, 邊看著新會長跟兔女郎互動邊啜飲著他鞋裡的干邑酒, 用絲質睡袍掩蓋興奮的小會長作為背景畫面。
Come and join us on Sunday December 11th to witness the almost certain erection and accession of Mexican Handjob. This is one last chance to ruffle his hair and pinch his cheeks before he continues in the footsteps of his Mexican forebearer and continues the great (and not so great) traditions of the hash!
12月11日(周日)來加入我們見證幾乎可以確定接任會長的墨西哥手工活(Mexican Handjob)的崛起, 這也是你各位隨意弄亂他頭髮、捏他臉頰的最後機會, 接下來登大人的他將隨著墨西哥先祖延續這個美好(也不那麼美好)的台灣健龍傳統了!
Important note! 重要提醒
Due to the ongoing embezzlement of funds and the diamond encrusted playboy thong hanging in the GM's closet, we will be offering 60 free bash places for the erection bash to anyone with 15+ runs. Any extra free spaces will be given away on the day to people with 5 or more runs this year.If you don't get a free bash you can still come and pay on the day like normal.
污走一些跑跑資金加上典當一條會長衣櫃中的鑲鑽丁字褲後，我們有錢可以提供免費晚餐給60位15次跑次以上的兔友了！任何多出來的名額將提供給跑次5次以上的兔友們。如果你沒報名到免費名額, 仍然可以在當天繳費報名聚餐。
Hash Cash will be handing out special bracelets to the people who qualify for a free bash. To claim your free place, you have to pre-register here and COME TO THE RUN. Come and support the hash one last time and give the new GM some money to buy their own Playboy thong.
這些名額將提供給今年最多跑次的兔友, 跑路費組(Hash Cash)會提供特殊手環作為免費通關使用, 請提前在Google 表單報名並出席本次跑跑, 來支持台灣健龍最後101次, 也給新會長一點起家金好買條自己的兔女郎丁字褲。
N.B. To make sure we give the free places to the most deserving hashers and to help the knackered out and easily confused hash cash team, please pre-register for the bash by filling in the Google Form here: https://forms.gle/Cnaihgf97ZytqCda9If the people with the free place don’t turn up, then we will give their free place to anyone who has run Taiwan Hash 5 or more times this year.
注意: 為確保免費名額實至名歸, 且支援收銀過於勞累而搞混的跑路費組(Hash Cash), 請使用以下Google表單提早報名: https://forms.gle/Cnaihgf97ZytqCda9如果那些免費仔沒有出現, 將由其他跑次5次以上的報名者遞補
Hare: 2nd Man In
Co-hare: Mexican Handjob

*****What?***** 甚麼?
A-A Run
Distance: 6.5 km (walking 1 hour)
Elevation: 0m

*****When?***** 時間
Hares off at 2pm 兔子2點起跑
Bash starting at 6:00pm 晚餐6:00開吃

*****Where?***** 哪
Yuanhe Park 員和公園
No. 59, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City
新北市土城區中央路二段59號
Google Map Pin: Yuanhe Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zp5q1anUTxRBXA2P6?g_st=ic

*****Drivers*****開車朋友:
There is a Parking Lot right at the run start
起跑點有停車場

******HOW?*******
MRT to Tucheng Station, there will be flour from Exit 3 to the run start. Walking time is about 10min
There is also a YouBike station in the park.
搭乘捷運至土城站下車, 三號出口外跟著麵粉走到起跑點, 步行約十分鐘, 公園裡也有YouBike可租借。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*****Bash***** 晚餐:
Seafood Restaurant 水上鮮美食樓
2F, No. 114, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City
新北市土城區中央路二段114號二樓
Google Map Pin: 水上鮮美食樓
02 2260 5066
https://maps.app.goo.gl/SdRdGoSKVt1165gdA?g_st=ic
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#2480 - The Red Dress Run
12/18/2022-14:0
12/18/2022-12:0
Wenshan Jingmei Sports Park
景美運動公園(萬隆站)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/XSZhQ2BVbWeRQ9Ev8
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December 11, 2022 was a historic day for the hash- we proved that democracy is alive and well within the group and among the Mexican people. We should all congratulate 2nd Man In and Mexican Handjob for one of the most memorable erections of the year.

二零二二年年十二月十一日（盛竹如口吻）是越野跑史上歷史性的一刻，我們證明了民主尚健在於台灣健龍捷兔，以及墨西哥人當中。讓我們為了這一年中最值得紀念的起秋時刻，再次好好恭喜叫我第二名(2nd Man In)卸任及墨西哥手工活(Mexican Hadjob)上任。

In fact, this week’s hares were so impressed with the erection that they’re eager to keep it going with a red dress run! Don your finest (or sluttiest?) formal wear and chase Norman Sucks and Venus Breakdown through the beautiful Wenshan mountains. For the best views, take it slow and keep your eyes on the trail to catch a glimpse of Taiwan’s finest hairy asses on the uphill sections.

其實本週的兔子就是在起秋跑那天被咱們驚豔到，決定一不做二不休來個紅洋裝特跑！快套上你最好（或最騷？）的洋裝，一起到文山區的美麗山上準備抓兔子諾漫就爛(Norman Sucks)跟維納斯的起笑(Venus Breakdown)。想看到最好的景，可以跑慢點並注意一下上坡那些外表看似辣妹，毛囊卻過於常人的屁股們。

And for all you singles ladies, the hares have prepared ample opportunities to find your red-dressed prince on the trail. These include a beer check, a no-panties zone, and a rebirth line! Truly, this is an extra spicy start to Mexican Handjob’s new career, and we can’t wait to see how Mr. Sausage delivers his down-downs!

至於你各位單身女士們，兔子們在路線上有特別規劃保留充足的機會找到你們的紅衣王子喔！
本次路線包含但不限於：啤酒中繼站，內褲禁區（必須褪口罩），還有一條受孕aka重生幹線（因為脱完內褲，跨過墳頭，下一步就是投胎了你知道的...）以上是兔子愛開玩笑，但說真的，這對於墨西哥手工活(Mexican Handjob)新官上任真是一個嗆辣的開始，另外還有香腸頭家(Mr. Sausage)在吐槽大會的表現也非常令人拭目以待！

** hares advise no heels for this run

**兔子建議不要穿高跟鞋蛤

******WHO? / 誰?******

Hare主兔: Norman Sucks

副兔: Venus Breakdown

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******

A:A run / 路線：A to A

5 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******

Date:

Time: Hares off at 14:00

兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******

Wenshan Jingmei Sports Park

景美運動公園(萬隆站)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/XSZhQ2BVbWeRQ9Ev8

******HOW? / 怎去*******

Take the green line to Wanlong Station. Flour from exit 2.

搭乘捷運松山新店線（綠線）至萬隆站，二號出口出來跟著麵粉走。

*******PRICE*******

Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******

好菜場生猛海鮮

02 8931 7131

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#2481- The Xmas Run
12/25/2022-14:0
12/25/2022-0:0
Yuanshan Station (Exit 1)
捷運圓山站 (出口1)
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On a rainy winter day, Vulture and Hunting Cunt were discussing ways to make the holiday season extra special for all the good harriers and harriets of Taiwan Hash.
“Ah! How about some tasty carrion?” Vulture queried.
“No, I brought expired chocolate cake last year- it didn’t go over as well as I expected,” Hunting Cunt explained. “We should probably stay away from gross shit.”

在個陰雨綿綿冷颼颼的冬日，Vulture(禿鷹)和Hunting Cunt討論著如何讓今年都有乖乖的獵犬們(不論公母)，有個超級特別的節日~
“嘿！給他們來點可口的ㄆㄨㄣ如何？” Vulture 問。
“ㄟ，先不要，我去年準備了過期的巧克力蛋糕－－啊下場大家應該還記憶猶新...”
Hunting Cunt 說。”我們可能應該盡可能的遠離這些狗屁倒灶。

Then, in a flash of inspiration, Vulture realized the greatest gift a hasher could receive is the gift of finding oneself. Thus, the 2023 Xmas Run was born with the goal of getting everyone thoroughly lost. The route crosses through alleys and trails and is guaranteed to be a banger considering Vulture’s reputation as an OG China Hash GM.

然後，Vulture突然迴光返照，啊不是，靈機一動，想到要給這些狗仔子最好的禮物，就是讓他們自己去找到那個”禮物”。因此，讓大家徹徹底底的迷路，就是2023聖誕亂的宗旨。這條路線將穿過小巷和小徑，Vulture他為了他元老級CH3 會長的聲譽，保證大家聖誕亂絕對老派絕對好玩~

This A-B run starts at Yuanshan MRT and ends at a mystery bash point in Taipei City. Arrive on time to load your gear in the beer truck, and bring your EasyCard to get home after. The hares have prepared a beer check for hashers needing an extra push to get lost.
Finally, don’t forget to wear your finest Christmas attire- we wanna see some ugly sweaters and sexy Santas!

注意~這次的亂是A to B，將從捷運圓山站開始，然後結束在某個台北市內的神祕趴替場所。請務必準時到達起跑點，把你的東西交給啤酒大哥，然後帶上你的悠遊卡。
兔子們還很貼心的幫大家準備了Beer Check，好加速你們這些愛競賽的獵狗們去迷路。
最後~~記得穿上你最好的聖誕扮裝嘿~~大家都想看到傻呼呼的聖誕醜毛衣，還有辣翻天的性感聖誕男孩女孩兒~

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Vulture
Cohare 副兔: Hunting Cunt

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:B run / 路線：A to B
6.5 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, December 25, 2022
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Yuanshan Station (Exit 1)
捷運圓山站 (出口1)
https://goo.gl/maps/2UX3ipi8m4D3oKK98

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the red line to Yuanshan Station. The bash is also near an MRT station.
搭紅(淡水)線到圓山站，bash也會在靠近某個捷運的某處

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
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#2482 - New Year's Resolution Run
1/1/2023-14:0
1/1/2023-18:0
松山站二號出口跟著麵粉走
Follow flour from exit 2, Songshan
已放置圖釘
https://maps.app.goo.gl/csQhQ2bbmLZv9mhE7
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At the end of each year, we take a moment to pause and reflect on how we can push forward in life. We then seize these insights and codify them as new year’s resolutions. Recognizing that hashers don’t like to think too much, we’ve taken the liberty of drafting two resolutions for you:
1) Drink more
2) Run more

當來到一年的尾聲，人們通常會靜下心來反思人生這條路是要怎麼走下去，然後記住沈澱後的結晶並淬煉成新年新希望。既然你各位身為頭腦簡單不喜想太多的跑者們，以下提供新年新希望兩大口訣跟我唸一遍：
有事多喝酒
沒事多跑步

Get a head start on these goals with the 2023 New Year’s Resolution Run. Dry Pussy and Sucky Fucky $5 have prepared a relaxing jaunt around Songshan MRT so that you can ease the last hangover of 2022 with a city run. Pound the pavement quickly and start the year with the good beer!
For the bash, the hares have arranged a BBQ with the laoban at Protein Kitchen.

實施新年新希望第一步就是來跑2023新年贖罪跑啦！乾掉這喵(Dry Pussy)跟吹上五元(Sucky Fucky $5) 準備了一條在松山捷運站附近輕輕鬆鬆的微跑步，讓你在城市裡代謝掉2022最後一場宿醉。新年第一天沒事來跑步，有事來喝酒！
波丁廚房的老闆將為我們準備BBQ作為跑後聚餐。

On-on to a new year!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Dry Pussy
Cohare 副兔: Sucky Fucky $5

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 100 m / 爬升: 100 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 1, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00

兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
松山站二號出口跟著麵粉走
Follow flour from exit 2, Songshan
已放置圖釘
https://maps.app.goo.gl/csQhQ2bbmLZv9mhE7

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the green line MRT to Songshan Station, Exit 3.
搭乘捷運綠線（松山新店線）至松山站下車，三號出口。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
波丁廚房 Protein Kitchen
02 2747 1099
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JqASRMfqYYo58S7T6
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#2483 - Pleasing the Spirits 讓好兄弟們開開心心
1/8/2023-14:0
1/8/2023-18:0
Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園
106台北市大安區富陽街180
(Note: Run start may change slightly in bad weather. Keep an eye on the event comments if it’s raining.)
https://goo.gl/maps/P3DKewG52f3FaWm39
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Every year, Ding Bu Dong delves into North Taiwan’s darkest and spoopiest cemeteries to gather blessings for the Hash. Thus, when some hashers reported spoopy noises around Linguang MRT, the Committee sent him to investigate. Per his report, spoopy sounds already awaited at the MRT steps: “OOOoouuuooouoo~”

每一年，聽不懂(Ding Bu Dong)都會為了Hash深入到北台灣最最陰暗又毛骨悚然的夜總會，幫大家祈願納福。所以，當一些狗仔們通報說麟光站附近有靈動現象時，幹部們就派他好好去調查。根據他的報告，在捷運的樓梯上就已經可以聽到好兄弟的低吟：“喔喔~~~嗚嗚喔喔~~嗚嗚幽幽幽幽~

Unfortunately, Ding Bu Dong couldn’t tell whether these were happy or sad noises. He pushed towards the nearest cemetery and listened closer: “Fuck YoouuOOOoouuuooouoo~” “Spirits, how have we angered you?” he asked.“You promised to run more and drink more in 2023, but most of you were passed out by January 2! You guys suck.”

不幸的是，聽不懂真的聽不懂好兄弟他們到底是開心還是不開心。他只好跑到最近的夜總會，靠近聽得更清楚一點:“法克幽幽幽幽嗚嗚喔喔喔嗚嗚嗚嗚”“好兄弟啊，我們怎麼惹你生氣了啊?” 聽不懂問。“你們這些小王八蛋答應會在 2023 年跑多一點喝多一點，但才 1 月 2 日大部分的人就都給我宿醉昏倒在地?!爛爆了你們!! ”

To quell these ghosts, Ding Bu Dong recruited Taiwan Hash’s finest ghostbusters, Drowning in Cunts and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, to organize a proper hash run. Their route features ample trail and passes through a graveyard to prove that we are indeed keeping our promises to run and drink more.

為了平息這些好兄弟們，聽不懂招集了TwH³最優秀的魔鬼剋星，溺死在逼(Drowning in Cunts) 和酒精症候群胎兒(Fetal Alcohol Syndrome)，一起為大家準備了一條棒棒的。這條路線將穿梭在夜總會裡配上有很多可跑的路徑，來證明我們絕對會信守承諾，跑多一點喝更多一點!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Ding Bu Dong 聽不懂
Cohare 副兔: Drowning in Cunts
Co-Cohare副副兔: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7.5 km + Elevation: 480 m / 7.5K+ 爬升480 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 8, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園
106台北市大安區富陽街180
(Note: Run start may change slightly in bad weather. Keep an eye on the event comments if it’s raining.)
https://goo.gl/maps/P3DKewG52f3FaWm39

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take Brown Line MRT to LinGuang Station and walk 5 minutes.
搭捷運棕線(文湖線)到麟光站再走5分鐘

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Redpoint Brewing Co. Taproom 紅點桌邊飲
https://goo.gl/maps/uogb2r5PW4vqVXgN9
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#2484 - Hare Soup
1/15/2023-14:0
1/15/2023-18:0
Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant
七窟溫泉餐廳
02 2861 1135
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As you all know, BH3 is sponsoring a sort of drunk Olympics on Saturday, January 14. As you also may know, MH3 seduced several dedicated Taiwan Hashers into joining their team. In way of apology, Fuck Metro Hash has offered to make some of her famous hare soup at this week’s run.
廣告打得很兇，所以大家都知道，BH3在這星期六(1/14)要辦一場醉醺醺奧運。啊大家可能也知道了，MH3 誘惑了一些不忠的TwH3狗仔子們到他們那隊。為了表達她的歉意，Fuck Metro Hash(去你的咩糗) 表示會在本星期的亂裡面出一些她響噹噹的兔兒湯。

And how exactly is her traditional hare soup made? Easy. Lead dozens of eager hashers through the forest, letting them gather leaves and twigs and marinate in the juices of exertion. Then, pack them into sulfuric baths and steep until done.
啊她那祖傳兔兒湯揪~~~竟是怎麼做出來的? 粉簡單! 帶著10幾隻急吼吼的鬣狗們穿過森林，讓他們全身黏滿樹葉跟樹枝，然後醃漬於淋漓的大汗中。最後，再將它們浸泡到硫酸浴中直到上菜~

In case it’s not clear, January 15 is a HOT SPRING RUN, brought to us by our friends at MH3! And, while the trail ends at the same hot springs as last year’s Fountain of Sexual Youth Run, the hares have assured us of a new route.
啊如果你到現在還看不懂， 1/15是咱們的好朋友MH3準備的溫泉亂啦! 而且!!你擔心這次的起跑點，沒什麼新意的是跟去年的青春性奔放亂一樣的溫泉餐廳?兔子們拍胸保證絕對是嶄新的不同路線~~(不然就煮他們:-P)

In honor of MH3’s 777th run (4/26 for those wanting to join), the long trail will run EXACTLY 7.77 km, climb 777 m (heh), and feature 7 checks. In Chinese, they say the smart rabbit keeps 3 hidey holes; with 7 checks, will any of our intrepid runners have the stamina to catch these wiley hares?
為了榮耀/宣傳MH3的第777亂(想參加的人，請筆記，4/26喔)，長的路線將剛剛好7.77km，爬升777m (嘿ㄟ)，然後會有7個check。套句我們中文成語，狡兔三窟；在7個check這個大魔王前，會有任何強悍的鬣狗有這個耐力抓到這些狡猾的兔仔子嗎？

NOTE: You will need to pay for the hot spring tickets before the run to ensure we get enough tickets. Estimated cost of bash + hot springs is 400+ NTD.
請注意!!! 如果你想被煮成兔兒湯(泡溫泉)的話，請在報到時(起跑前!!!!)就先付溫泉卷的費用，這樣我們才能保證有足夠的溫泉卷。晚餐+溫泉卷預估費用為NTD 400 (可能超過)

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Fuck Metro Hash 去你的咩糗
Cohare 副兔: Flasher 閃光
Spiritual Cohare whose meat got beat and cannot run: Beat My Meat
精神領袖副兔之棒棒被打打現在不能跑的: 打我肉棒

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 7.77 km + (actual) Elevation: 370 m / 爬升: 370 m
S: 6.5 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 15, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant
七窟溫泉餐廳
02 2861 1135
https://maps.app.goo.gl/evFvRezYNoXCUMsH6

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take S25 or S36 to Shamao Bridge 1. These buses run near Xinbeitou, Beitou, Qiyan, and Shipai MRT stations.
你可以從新北投，北投，奇岩或是石牌捷運站搭乘小25或小36到”紗帽橋1”站

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Qi Ku Wenquan Restaurant
七窟溫泉餐廳
02 2861 1135
https://maps.app.goo.gl/evFvRezYNoXCUMsH6
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#2485 - Year of the Hare
1/22/2023-14:0
1/22/2023-18:0
鴻興土雞城 (元老店)
02 2292 9449
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VVDd4ij9ken5WNWXA
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What do the Lunar New Year holiday and the Fast & Furious franchise have in common? They both emphasize the power and importance of familial bonds. We invite you to ponder these similarities as you relax this holiday season with your family - your real family.
舊曆年如何和玩命關頭系列電影扯上邊勒? 可以說是它們都在強調家庭的羈絆的力量與重要性。TwH3邀請你與你的家人(你真~~~~正的家人喔!)一起在這個重要的假期裡一邊放鬆一邊思考到底這兩者有甚麼相似處。

Your real family being, of course, your fellow Taiwan Hashers! Start the Year of the Hare off right by chasing hares through the brush around Guanyin Mountain. Snowjob and Just Adam have been hard at work preparing a fresh trail that prioritizes runnability and stunning views of the surrounding mountains and rivers, and their efforts are sure to impress.
啊你真正的家人，當然是你的TwH3的鬣狗同胞們囉! 還有甚麼比在觀音山周圍的樹叢中追兔仔子更好開啟兔年的方法了呢?! 唬爛王(SnowJob)和就是亞當(Just Adam)奮力為大家準備了一條絕對可跑又可以欣賞周圍壯麗山河景色的新路徑!! 他們這麼的努力，絕對會讓你留下深刻印象~

The best part? Their trail includes a ton of elevation, so you can work towards those bulging, sexy calves hashers are known for. The best-er part? You likely don’t need to work Monday, so you can properly drink off any muscle fatigue at the bash!
最棒的部分? 他們的路徑包含了大量的(會讓你哭爸哭媽)的爬升，讓你可以練就鬣狗們那最出名的壯壯性感小腿肚~~啊最最更棒的部分?! 星期一~~不用~~上班~~ 所以你可以盡情的在bash裡喝個爛醉來放鬆你的肌肉 !!

On-on and xinnian kuaile!
On-on ~ 新年快樂!!!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Snowjob (唬爛王)
Cohare 副兔: Just Adam (就是亞當)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: >450 m / 爬升: >450 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 22, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
鴻興土雞城 (元老店)
02 2292 9449
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VVDd4ij9ken5WNWXA

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take bus 785 or O20 to Guanyin Village bus stop. Alternatively, run/taxi pool ~8 km from Luzhou or Guandu MRT stations.
坐巴士785 或是O20到”觀音里"站下車，也可以一起從蘆洲或是關渡捷運站一起搭計程車(或是一起跑到起點~不過短短8公里啦!)

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
鴻興土雞城 (元老店)
02 2292 9449
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VVDd4ij9ken5WNWXA
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#2486 - A Whole New Ruifang
1/29/2023-14:0
1/29/2023-18:0
瑞福宮
02 2496 9135
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MurgBGiCUWrSPpjc9?g_st=ic
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Anyone who’s ever lived in Taipei has spent a weekend in Ruifang. There’s an attraction for virtually anyone; gold diggers congregate in Jinguashi, pussy grabbers skulk around Houtong Cat Village, and so on. Recently, however, hashers have begun asking if there’s more to the district than these tourist sites. Surely, the verdant jungle passing through the train window hides endless trail potential for overachieving hares?

We need ask no longer, as Claw Hand has volunteered to be the Aladdin to our collective Princess Jasmine. Take his hand and ride his flying carpet above the treetops to discover “A Whole New Ruifang” this Sunday!

就算是台北俗也一定有在週末的時候去過瑞芳。懷抱掏金夢的聚集在金瓜石，想抓小貓咪的(看你想抓哪種:-P)潛伏在猴硐貓村，或是想幹嘛的，那邊幾乎說是可以吸引到每個不同的族群。但是!貪婪的獵狗們最近又開始問起，啊那邊是還有甚麼新搞頭? 還有更多不是死觀光客打卡的點可以去嗎? 東聯，每每看到火車窗外的那片茂密叢林，一定有適合兔仔子們到處跑的路徑吧??
大家跟宇宙發問下的需求得到回應了~因為鬼王清舉手自願做你們這些不滿現狀愛許願的茉莉公主們的阿拉丁。請大家一起牽著他的手，坐上他的飛毯越過樹梢～這星期天來去發掘一個”煥然一新的瑞芳” !!

…

Only, there is no flying carpet. We’ll all be running. And when we say take his hand, don’t expect the soft and musky palm of an Arabian gentleman-vagabond. Claw Hand lives up to his name, and he intends to drag you over four scenic peaks in the area. We shouldn’t really say “New” Ruifang either, as exploring the old village is a highlight of this trail. Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess the moral of the story is you shouldn’t always try to compare things to Disney’s Aladdin. Nevertheless, the trail looks AMAZING, and the bash place is certified delicious. See y’all Sunday.

啊你媽知道你這麼好騙嗎? 當然沒有飛毯，我們都會用跑的。還有，當我們說牽他的手的時候，當然不要指望他真的跟阿拉丁一樣有香香嫩嫩的手掌。鬼王清名副其實，會很鬼虐的拖著你翻過那地區4座美不勝收的山峰。喔，對了，我們好像也不應該說”新"瑞芳，因為這條路徑的亮點是到處探索這邊的舊村莊。好唄 (攤手)~
我想，說到這邊大家是不是有感受到這個故事的寓意了? 傻獵狗們，你不應該總是想把任何事物都跟迪士尼的童話拿來比較。啊廢話不多說了啦!! 這次的路看起來超超超超超超超棒!!!! 然後晚餐餐廳是認證的好吃!!!! 所以!! 星期天見 !!!!!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Claw Hand (鬼王清)
Cohare 副兔: Just Simon (就是西蒙)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7.5 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m TBD

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 29, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
瑞福宮
02 2496 9135
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MurgBGiCUWrSPpjc9?g_st=ic

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take any bus to Ganping Village Station.
Hares recommend taking bus 1062 for a short ride from Ruifang Train Station.
搭任何可以到達"柑坪里"的巴士，兔子們強烈推薦從瑞芳火車站再轉乘短短的一段”1062”巴士

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
台式海鮮熱炒小館
02 2497 6933
https://maps.app.goo.gl/S8TrYZMcgH7ackVK6?g_st=ic
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#2487 - Dr. Binglang’s Magic Medicine - Dr.檳榔的神奇靈藥
2/5/2023-14:0
2/5/2023-18:0
XiangShan MRT Station Exit 2
捷運象山站（2號出口）
https://goo.gl/maps/MQNe18V4L36i1sb28
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Dr. Binglang loves you. He knows that going back to work after a long holiday can be tough, so he’s prepared a batch of his magic medicine to kickstart your hearts and souls for the rest of the Year of the Hare. And what is this medicine? Three doses of betelnut for every good boy and girl in Taiwan Hash! *Cue red smiles*

Dr.檳榔很愛大家。他知道長假之後要收心回去工作是一件很痛苦的事，所以他特別為大家準備了他的神奇靈藥，來振奮你們這些懶屁股小小的心靈~啊他葫蘆裡賣的是甚麼藥? 給TwH3的乖寶寶們來個三帖檳榔~ *露齒紅紅的微笑~*

Errm. At least that was the plan. Turns out we can’t endorse betelnut chewing due to some public health policy. Instead, Dr. Binglang and his ~sensual~ nursing assistant, Limp of Shame, will provide hashers with equivalent stimulation in the form of running and beer!

ㄟ，好啦，他本來是這麼計畫的。基於一些公共衛生政策，我們不能鼓勵吃檳榔(公衛小常識:吃檳榔有可能得到口腔癌巴拉巴拉)。既然如此，Dr.檳榔就決定和他那~感性~的護理小幫手羞羞跛行(Limp of Shame)，一起用跑步和啤酒來帶給大家同樣的刺激度！

Sunday’s trail will take you around Elephant Mountain, emphasizing city vistas and engaging terrain. Moreover, you can expect high runnability given the hares’ racist tendencies. The event is MRT-friendly, so there’s no reason to miss out on this special treatment from Taiwan Hash’s most-qualified medical team!
Fun Fact: Elephants eat betelnut trees. Could this trail be a metaphor for Dr. Binglang “Taming the elephant”?

這星期天的路線將帶領大家暢遊象山，飽覽美麗的城市景觀和引人入勝的地形。更而且，考慮到了你們這些愛競賽比第一的狗仔子們，請大力期待幾乎全程都能跑起來的路徑。請移動你們的尊臀坐上捷運，象山一下就到了，絕對沒有藉口跟理由可以錯過TwH3最合格醫療團隊的特殊治療!!
有趣的冷知識: 大象會吃檳榔樹。星期天的亂是不是暗指了Dr.檳榔的”馴象術”?

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Dr. Binglang Dr.檳榔
Cohare 副兔: Limp of Shame 羞羞跛行

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 7 km + Elevation: 500 m / 爬升: 500 m
S: 6 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 5, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
XiangShan MRT Station Exit 2
捷運象山站（2號出口）
https://goo.gl/maps/MQNe18V4L36i1sb28

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the red line to Xiangshan Station, take exit 2, and then follow the flour ~100 m to the run start.
搭捷運紅線到象山站，從2號出口跟著麵粉走100公尺到起點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
喝一杯
0227272229
https://goo.gl/maps/ZWRgYiCxmJAsqh569
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#2488 - Golden Trail Series - Running With The Runivores
2/12/2023-14:0
2/12/2023-18:0
多肉植物與花店
https://maps.app.goo.gl/rmPmkyeiRXyKGRBT9
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This Sunday marks the start of a great adventure - the 2023 TwH3 Golden Trail Series. The biggest names in Taiwan’s trail running scene are guiding us down their best trails in scenic areas like Jiaoxi and Bali.
照過來照過來~這個星期天將是一場偉大冒險的開始 - 2023 TwH3 黃金越野跑系列賽正式啟動啦!! 縱橫台灣越野跑界的大神們將帶領我們穿梭在他們在北台灣風景名勝區精心策畫的私房路線(像是礁溪啦，八里啦等等~)。

Just Tom (of Runivore fame) headlines our opening act, alongside the infamous Fuck MH3. The hares will lean on their extensive experience in reccying and hosting Explore Your Backyard to outwit the hounds. While their route shares a few highlights with that event, much of the trail will be a fresh experience from the runners who know the area best.
"就只是Tom" (Just Tom，開跑食族那個)和惡名昭彰，上次想把你煮成湯的"去你的咩糗"(Fuck MH3)一起領軍為我們帶來這偉大系列賽的開場。這兩隻兔仔子想靠著他們辦了好幾場的”探索後花園"系列賽事的豐富經驗，來智取我們這些獵犬。雖然這次的路線會有跟之前的賽事有一些一樣的地方，但憑著他們的設計，就算你以為你已經摸透了那個地區，大部分的路徑還是會讓你有全新的體驗!

The question isn’t if they’ll be able to outrun the harriers - I’m not sure what a Runivore is, but it sounds spooky fast - but if they can keep up with us at down-downs and the bash.
大家要擔心這兩隻兔子的點並不是他們跑得快不快(那個，啊我不確定”跑食族”是甚麼啦，但是不覺得他就聽起來他媽的快嗎?!?!)，而是他們可不可以繼續在噹噹跟霸許狂歡中跟上我們的腳步!!

For more information on the Golden Trail Series, check out the pinned post on our FB page. Hashers and nonhashers alike are welcome to join - this is a great opportunity to spread the word of the Great GM in the Sky!
大家可以在我們FB社團裡面釘選的貼文裡看到有關黃金越野跑系列賽事的更多訊息。請大家樓上揪樓下，阿爸揪阿母，阿公揪阿嬤，歡迎所有獵狗與非獵狗們的加入~~這是我們很好散播偉大天意的一個最佳機會，讓更多人加入邪教組織吧~~

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Just Tom (就只是Tom)
Cohare 副兔: Fuck MH3 (去你的咩糗)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 11 km + Elevation: 500 m / 爬升: 500 m
S: 7 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 12, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
多肉植物與花店
https://maps.app.goo.gl/rmPmkyeiRXyKGRBT9

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Walk/taxi pool 1.5 km from Yongning MRT Station or take buses 570, 571, or 572.
搭藍線到永寧站，走路或是一起搭計程車(約1.5km)，或是轉乘570, 571, 572公車

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Gudu Huo Seafood Restaurant
古都活海鮮餐廳
0222709535
https://goo.gl/maps/r3MTaRKejexAd8cP8
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#2489 - The Adventures of Shotgirl 酒國女英雄的大冒險
2/19/2023-14:0
2/19/2023-18:0
Zhishan Park 至善公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1W5yQs9QUdQWbqMk6?g_st=ic
Throughout the years, Batman has joined forces with a variety of sidekicks/lovers, such as Catwoman, Robin, and that old butler dude. Few know, however, that the Masked Crusader keeps a special asset for when the mission is too dangerous - Shotgirl.
這些年來，蝙蝠俠跟許多的夥伴/情人一起聯手出擊，像是貓女啦、羅賓跟阿福。但，只有很少數的人知道，當任務太過艱難危險的時候，這些蒙面俠們還有一個秘密武器---酒國女英雄(Shotgirl)!

Shotgirl stands head and shoulders above most other superheroes, with some even saying her power level rivals Superman. Her abilities revolve around taking shots of hard liquor, with kaoliang being her secret weapon. No matter the problem, Shotgirl has the answer,
酒國女英雄(Shotgirl)比大多數其他的超級英雄都技高一籌，甚至有些人說她的能力跟超人不相上下。烈酒千杯千杯再千杯是她的超能力，高粱是她的秘密武器。有任何問題? 酒國女英雄(Shotgirl)都有答案~

Too tired to chase the hare? She’ll give you shots ‘till you forget the fatigue.
Got a cherry stuck in your arse at the Golden Run? Loosen up with a cup of beer.
Dictator pointing nukes at your country? You’ll be besties after a few ganbeis of the good stuff.
追兔仔子追得太累了？她會給你千杯千杯再千杯，直到你忘卻疲勞。上星期的黃金越野跑時被櫻桃卡住你的屁股了? 她會給你啤酒放鬆。壞獨裁者用核武威脅你的國家?使用千杯千杯再千杯能力，包你立馬變成好朋友~

Relive the amazing adventures of Batman and Shotgirl by joining her on patrol this week. By “joining,” we mean chasing, as she’ll be the haring alongside Just Phil. Word on the street is some baddies are tiptoeing through the tulips around Shilin - we’ll convene there.
這個星期一起加入蝙蝠俠與酒國女英雄的正義聯盟來場棒棒的冒險吧!!我說"加入”其實是指”抓兔子"啦，你也知道這周的亂是酒國女英雄和就只是Phil做的。啊我們聽說道上有消息，有一些壞人正想要躡手躡腳地經過士林周遭的鬱金香--我們會在那邊集合!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Shotgirl 酒國女英雄
Cohare 副兔: Just Phil 就只是Phil

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 280 m / 爬升: 280 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 19, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Zhishan Park 至善公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1W5yQs9QUdQWbqMk6?g_st=ic

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take red line MRT to Shilin and then follow the flour from Exit 2.
坐捷運紅線到士林站，然後從2號出口跟著麵粉走到起點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
一級鮮熱炒 (Next to Zhishan MRT)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/CTdXMJ3xvRPxYPzy9?g_st=ic
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#2490 - Fuckin' Cracker, No Bullshit Run 他媽的讚,沒跟你唬爛亂
2/26/2023-14:0
2/26/2023-18:0
A: Nanshen Rd. No. 80
A: 南深路 80號
https://goo.gl/maps/YmcogzBaNGsKjim79

B: Hu Shih Park
B: 胡適公園
https://goo.gl/maps/H1dFDzXeDeJfiGH96
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“I think the whole thing is gonna be a fuckin cracker!” - Shitty Shrinkage

“Almost completely trails… no bullshit… this is the real deal.” - Shitty Shrinkage

“It’s also short and fast, just like me.” - Also Shitty Shrinkage

“我跟你說，我做的這條路絕對他媽的讚!!” -狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)說。

“幾乎整條都是越野路徑，沒跟你唬爛，真的貨真價實!” 狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)再說.

“然後啊就跟我本人一樣，是個短槍快俠~~”也是狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)繼續說。

The reviews for next Sunday’s trail are in, and it’s looking to be a complete banger! Never mind that the reviews are from the hares themselves…

劇透這星期天的亂，真心不騙，絕對超讚，可以角逐今年最佳的亂!! 啊大家絕對不用擔心，因為劇透是來自本周那兩隻兔仔子，你永遠可以相信兔子的，對吧?

What we do know is that Shitty Shrinkage and Mr. Sausage have spent the last few weeks carving out virgin trail around Nangang for your hashing pleasure. Their route is the best kind of A-B, with much more downhill than up. So, unlike last week (those graveyard stairs were endlessssss), there’s no excuse to be late for beer!

路線組真的知道的是，狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)和香腸先生(Mr. Sausage)在過去的這幾個禮拜，確實很認真地為了讓大家有跑hash的快感，一直在南港附近開闢新的處女路徑。他們這周為你們呈現了最讚的A to B 路線，而且下坡絕對比上坡多很多~~ 所以，不像上個星期(那些該死的無窮無盡的墓仔埔樓梯)，你再也沒有藉口說太晚回來喝不到啤酒!!

Again, this is an A-B run. Get there on time to throw your dongxis on the beer truck!

這星期是A to B，這星期是A to B，這星期是A to B(很重要講三次)!! 準時到達起跑點才能丟包在啤酒車!!!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Shitty Shrinkage(狗屎縮陽)
Cohare 副兔: Mr. Sausage (香腸先生)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:B run / 路線：A to B
>8 km + Elevation: >200 m / 爬升: >200 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 26, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
A: Nanshen Rd. No. 80
A: 南深路 80號
https://goo.gl/maps/YmcogzBaNGsKjim79

B: Hu Shih Park
B: 胡適公園
https://goo.gl/maps/H1dFDzXeDeJfiGH96

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Point A: Take bus 679 to the run start. The bus runs near MRT stations for Nangang, Nangang Exhibition Center, Taipei Zoo, and Muzha.

Point B: The trail ends 20 minutes’ walk from Nangang Exhibition Center MRT.

A點: 可從捷運南港站，南展館站，動物園站或是木柵站搭679巴士到達
B點: 離捷運南港展覽館站走路約20分鐘

*******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
阿春鵝肉
02 2788 1362
https://maps.app.goo.gl/KCy5ZXsvg4w114jp8
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#2491 - BoiToy Story 成人玩具總動員
3/5/2023-14:0
3/5/2023-18:0
Zhongyang Park
中央公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vcNizCNF6PDjSYfE6
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TwH3 Harelog, March 5, 2023. Buzz Litebeer (played by Mexican Handjob) has identified a new lightspeed route called “Ankeng Light Rail Transit.” He’s enlisted the help of Woody (played by Dopplebanger), his most upstanding member, to tame this new region and bring it to Taiwan Hash.
2023 年 3 月 5 日，台灣哈希野兔日誌: 巴濕光黏（由Mexican Handjob/墨西哥手活飾演）確認出了一條名為”安坑輕軌”的新光速路線。他得到了他最傑出的成員乳迪（Dopplebanger/只騎德國人飾）助攻，馴服了這個新地區並將其呈現給TwH3。

Primary scans indicate hostiles in the area - vicious hounds with a hankering for hares. Buzz speculates that this activity stems from a critical lack of Taiwan beer. Therefore, his first mission involves developing a clever route through the surrounding trail system. Once tired, these harriers should be unable to avoid Woody’s golden beer shower. We assume hound spirits will improve once properly hydrated.
經過初步掃描，發現該地區有不友善份子－－渴望野兔的惡毒獵犬的存在。巴濕推測他們的行為是因為嚴重缺乏台灣啤酒。因此，他的第一個任務就是在周遭的步道中開發出一條絕妙的路徑。一旦跑累了，這些惡毒獵犬就會無法避免接收到乳迪的黃金啤酒雨。我們假設惡犬們一但有了適當的補水就會有所改善。

What will happen if the duo is captured prematurely, you ask? Well, dear reader, that would be the start of a whole new BoiToy Story.
你想知道，如果這對好搭檔太早被抓到會發生甚麼事? 嗯，親愛的讀者，那就將會是一個全新的成人玩具總動員故事的開始~

That’s right, Sunday’s run is hared by TwH3’s very own GM and CFO! Ankeng LRT is so new that the operators don’t even know how to charge you yet, so this section of travel will be easy on your EasyCard. The route crosses through a rarely hashed region and includes everything a growing hasher needs: lotsa trail, a few rope sections, and plenty of beer at down-downs.
謀母丟，這周的亂將由我們TwH3偉大的會長和首席錢嫂為大家做路!! 安坑輕軌新到連營運商都還不知道該怎麼收費，所以請大家帶好你的悠遊卡。這條路線將穿過一個還很少很少被跑過的區域，但是已包含我們所需要的一切: 很多很多的野徑、一些繩攀部分跟噹噹的一堆啤酒~~

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Mexican Handjob(墨西哥手活)
Cohare 副兔: Dopplebanger (只騎德國人)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7.5 km + Elevation: 425 m / 爬升: 425 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, March 5, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑 !! 兔子兩點半起跑 !! 兔子兩點半起跑 !!

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Zhongyang Park
中央公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vcNizCNF6PDjSYfE6

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the circle line to Shisizhang MRT station. Then, transfer to the LRT and go to Rose China Town station. Walk from there.
If returning after 6 pm, you’ll need to go to the nearby Toucheng 1 bus stop and find your way back home.
搭環狀線到捷運十四張站，換搭輕軌，到玫瑰中國城站下車，從那邊走到起點
結束在６點後的話，就要走到附近的土城巴士站找到你的車子回家

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
蓉渝川菜
02 2215 1872
https://maps.app.goo.gl/kHWMA7dr4mbzt4DD7?g_st=ic
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#2492 - Taiwan Hash and the Temple of Poon 台灣健龍與逼逼神廟
3/12/2023-14:0
3/12/2023-18:0
Damugong Park
大墓公公園
https://goo.gl/maps/6UgpY9nodX4xmzPr8
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My momma always told me: “Son, your body’s a temple, so you be careful ‘bout what you put in it, ya hear? Bad stuff in makes a shitty residence for the spirit.” If there’s any truth to this, then this week’s hare’s got nothing to worry about.
我媽媽總是諄諄告誡我”兒子啊~你的身體是一座聖殿，所以你要注意放進去的東西，有聽到嗎?要是放的是壞東西，可是會為你的身心靈提供了糟糕的住所。”如果這番話真的有任何道理的話，這星期的兔子就安了啦~

Toothpick’s a fixture in the hash, taking a weekly (if not more) sacrament of fresh trails, good times, and Taiwan beer for decades. In fact, he’s taken in so much of the latter that his body’s become a veritable Holy of Holies… a Temple of Poon, if you will. And, much like Taiwan beer, his trails are either certified classic or gold medal - there is no in-between.
牙籤可說是Hash不可少的一支中流砥柱，數十年來每個星期都接收到一次(或是更多)新鮮路徑，美好時光和台灣啤酒的洗禮。事實上，他可能吸收了太多的台啤，以至於他的身體便成了名副其實的聖殿-- 更可以說是那逼逼神廟(如果你願意的話）。更而且，就像台灣啤酒，他做的每條路要嘛就是經過認證的經典啤酒，要嘛就是金牌，沒有在給你中間值的。

Join us Sunday to get some good stuff for your temple! The trail is a hop away from Tucheng MRT station, and the hares are tried-and-true runners for the hash. There’s no reason to miss this week!
這星期天跟我們一起來為你的聖殿放入一些好東西唄!! 起跑點離土城捷運站僅僅一步之遙，而且是老屁股兔子做的路，你最好是有理由可以錯過!!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Toothpick (牙籤)
Cohare 副兔: Duplicate

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, March 12, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Damugong Park
大墓公公園
https://goo.gl/maps/6UgpY9nodX4xmzPr8

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the MRT to Tucheng Station, Exit 2 and then walk a bit.
搭藍線到土城捷運站，從2號出口再走一下下

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
土城喝一杯
0282619607
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#2493 - The Green Dress Run 綠洋裝特跑
3/19/2023-14:0
3/19/2023-18:0
A: Tamkang University Station
A: 淡江大學站
https://goo.gl/maps/5RTEDYENaDyNiR446
B: End of Lane 73, Bashi Rd. Close to Hongshulin Station.
B: 八勢路73巷尾，靠近紅樹林捷運站
https://goo.gl/maps/DRHK6bKmizaGdukTA
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Only one Irishman is known to join Taiwan Hash these days and you’ve surely heard about him before. He goes by the name of Big John, not because he has a big tool but because he takes a lot of space. He speaks a lot, likes to brag about Irish rugby and - as many Irishmen of his kind - has the tendency to get into ridiculously big fights for very small reasons. There are actually only two people that bear to be around him for more than 10 minutes: his wife Chicken Sashimi and his only friend and cohare Ding Bu Dong.
近年來TwH3裡面只有一個愛爾蘭人加入，啊你一定也聽說過他~鼎鼎大名”大約翰”(Big John)，他有這名字不是因為他有個大雞雞，而是因為他佔用了很多空間。他有夠”搞為”，然後超喜歡跟人家吹牛愛爾蘭英式橄欖球有多厲害，而且，幾乎跟他所有的愛爾蘭人同類一樣，粉喜歡為了雞毛蒜皮的原因捲入荒謬的大戰。可以在他身邊忍受超過10分鐘的，絕不誇張，大概真的只有兩個人:他老婆雞肉沙西米(Chicken Sashimi)和他的小夥伴聽不懂(Ding Bu Dong) 。

The positives are that Big John is known to offer us glorious runs. And to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day this year, there are once again no better choices than him. After Pingxi last year, he will bring us to our first run of the year in Tamsui in what looks to be a very green and runnable A to B as the hares have managed to find and cut some sections of a trail unknown to most Taiwan hashers.
好啦，來說點他的好話，除了上面那些特質之外，Big John總是可以提供大家很棒的亂。而且，為了要慶祝今年的聖派翠克節，再也沒有比他更好的兔子可以選了~ 繼去年的平溪亂之後，他將帶來今年我們第一次的淡水亂，保證一片綠油油~而且從A點到B點都很好跑!!兔仔子已幫我們找到(並砍乾淨)一些新路徑，是你們大多數人絕對都不知道處女地~

If you didn’t know already, the Green Dress Run has been a tradition in Taiwan Hash as it’s another occasion for us to wear silly green dresses. This year will be no different and hashers will be required to dress accordingly for this historical run.
So bring out your best green outfits and dresses to celebrate St. Paddy’s Day with us on Sunday. You can also be sure you won’t get thirsty this week since we’ll bring not one but two kegs of Long Dong lager. On On!
怕你還不知道，綠洋裝特跑也一直是TwH3的一個傳統，因為他給了我們一個穿傻西西綠裙子的一個場合。今年當然也不例外，獵狗們將被要求遵守這個傳統好好的點綴上你的綠色!!
所以穿上你最好的綠衣綠褲綠裙或甚至綠帽~這星期天一起來跟我們一起慶祝聖派翠克節吧!! 你也可以確定這個禮拜你絕對不會口渴~因為咱們提供你不是一桶!而是兩桶的龍洞生啤!! 還不快來!! Onon ~

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Big John (大約翰)
Cohare 副兔: Ding Bu Dong (聽不懂)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:B run / 路線：A to B
7,5 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, March 19, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
A: Tamkang University Station
A: 淡江大學站
https://goo.gl/maps/5RTEDYENaDyNiR446
B: End of Lane 73, Bashi Rd. Close to Hongshulin Station.
B: 八勢路73巷尾，靠近紅樹林捷運站
https://goo.gl/maps/DRHK6bKmizaGdukTA

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the MRT to Hongshulin Station on the Red Line, then take the LRT to Tamkang University Station.
FOR DRIVERS: Park around Hongshulin MRT station and take the LRT to the A point.
搭紅線到紅樹林站，然後換輕軌到淡江大學站。
要開車的話，可以把車停在紅樹林站，然後搭輕軌到起跑點。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Redpoint Taproom 紅點桌邊飲
https://goo.gl/maps/YwojC9cWzFV8z6ZUA
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#2494 - It’s Nuannuan Your Business! 關你暖暖鳥事
3/26/2023-14:0
3/26/2023-18:0
Nuannuan Sports Park
暖暖運動公園兒童遊戲場
https://maps.app.goo.gl/WffHDEwwUzd74DgP9
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Ball Is In Your Cort is perhaps best known in the hash for shaving the standing GM’s amenities at down-downs. Before that, however, his reputation was somewhat less stellar- he was known for no-showing on his first trail. Whenever someone asked why he disappeared, he’d just say “It’s Nuannuan your business.”
Ball Is In Your Cort(蛋蛋在你的髒窩)在hash裡聲名大噪的事，可能就是在噹噹的時候剃了會長的頭。但在此之前，他的名聲倒不是那麼的好，他以根本沒出現在他第一次做路的亂的事而臭名在外。而且每次有人問他那次為何消失，他每次都只會說”關你暖暖鳥事” 。

Well, dear hashers, I’m here to tell you the true story of what happened to Ball Is In Your Cort. The pressure of his first trail got to him, so he ran away to the quaint town of Nuannuan and joined a Chicago blues band. There, he spent months blowing a rusty trombone for just about anybody who’d listen.
好唄，親愛的獵狗們，請聽我娓娓道來Ball Is In Your Cort(蛋蛋在你的髒窩)的真實故事。
第一次做路的壓力擊倒了他，於是他逃到了古色古香的暖暖小鎮，並加入了芝加哥藍調樂隊。在那兒，他花了幾個月的時間為幾乎是所有願意聽的人吹喇叭。

Just when he thought he thought he has done with the hash, someone stepped onto the stage and grabbed his hand- It was No Potential. “If you’re going to play the rusty trombone, you may as well do it for the people you love… the hash,” he said.
就在他以為他已經受夠了hash時，有人走上舞台並抓住了他的手 - No Potential(沒有潛力)。 “如果你想要吹喇叭，你也可以為了你愛的人們做~~ 回hash吧”他說。

That was all the push Ball Is In Your Cort needed. He’s come back to hare for Taiwan Hash, with No Potential at his side. What’s more, he’s promised to blow some blues on his rusty trombone for your listening pleasure at down-downs. So everyone, let’s do our best to cheer him on so he doesn’t forget!
這句話就是 Ball Is In Your Cort(蛋蛋在你的髒窩)需要的全部動力。他下定決心回來為TwH3當兔子，並有 No Potential(沒有潛力)陪伴在側。更重要的是，他保證會吹些藍調喇叭，讓大家在噹噹的時候享受聽奏的樂趣～～所以大家請為他加油加油，不要讓他忘記他的承諾！

Sunday’s run starts within walking distance from Nuannuan train station. The hares have promised us some tricky checks and technical trails, with a pretty high chance of getting wet. This trail is not one to be missed!
星期天的亂從暖暖火車站有點距離的走路開始，兔仔子們為我們獻上了一些有難度的check和路徑，而且有很大的機會讓你濕身～絕對不要錯過!!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Ball Is In Your Cort (蛋蛋在你的髒窩)
Cohare 副兔: No Potential (毫無潛力)
Spiritual Cohare whose meat got beat and cannot run: XiaoJiJi
精神副兔: 棒棒被打打，現在跑不動的小雞雞

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 370 m / 爬升: 370 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, March 26, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Nuannuan Sports Park
暖暖運動公園兒童遊戲場
https://maps.app.goo.gl/WffHDEwwUzd74DgP9

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the train to Nuannuan and walk 20 minutes to the run start.
搭火車到暖暖然後走20分鐘到起跑點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
暖暖小館
02 2458 8106
https://maps.app.goo.gl/rLPqP7SKKFQD4grQ6
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#2495 - Tomb Sweeping Run 清明亂
4/2/2023-14:0
4/2/2023-18:0
If it’s raining, check the event comments to see if we change to the wet run start.
如果下雨了的話，請再次確認活動留言處，看是不是有更改成濕跑點

Dry/乾:
Mudan Elementary School Basketball Court
牡丹國小籃球場
https://goo.gl/maps/c8favypdYgVdCWqd9

Wet/濕:
Mudan Activity Square
牡丹活動廣場
https://goo.gl/maps/Fp3UJv8cLBYAc5vL7
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April is starting off strong with a 5-day weekend in recognition of the Tomb Sweeping Festival. Next week, stop and take a moment to reflect on the meaning of this special holiday. This is a time to honor all of the brave men and women who march, unafraid, into spooky tombs with brooms in hand to sweep away all the ghosts. Their efforts make the graveyards of Taiwan just a little safer for intrepid hashers like you and I.
四月的一開始就以5天的長假來"慶祝"清明節。下星期，請花點時間來思考這個特殊假期的意義。這是一個向所有勇敢的男男女女致敬的時刻，他們手持著掃把，毫無畏懼地走進陰森森的夜總會，然後清除所有的好兄弟!! 他們的努力讓台灣的夜總會對我們這些膽大包天的獵狗們來說又更安全了一點。

How will we incorporate this holiday into the hash, you ask? Broom down-downs? A graveyard section? A 3-day hangover? I can’t say for sure, but I’d bet at least one of these will happen for some lucky hashers!
你想知道我們如何把這個節日完美融入Hash?掃把噹噹? 夜總會巡禮? 宿醉個三天三夜?我不能保證甚麼，但是我敢打賭，上列至少會有一項發生在某些幸運的獵狗身上!!

This week, we’re celebrating the holiday under the guidance of Fly and Blowjob Master. These aptly named hares have promised a wild route with all the trappings of a good hash trail; mountains, water, and trains. Hop a train down to Mudan and enjoy a traditional Taiwanese celebration of this holiday!
這個星期，我們將由恰如其兔名的 Fly(跑跑姐) & Blowjob Master (吹吹大濕)帶領我們慶祝這個節日，這些兔仔子保證帶給大家一條很野的路加上好山好水跟火車!! 還不快跳上火車一路殺到牡丹，跟我們一起享受這個傳統節日!!

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Fly(跑跑姐)
Cohare 副兔: Blowjob Master(吹吹大濕)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 7 km / S: 6.5 km
Elevation: 320 m / 爬升: 320 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, April 2, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
If it’s raining, check the event comments to see if we change to the wet run start.
如果下雨了的話，請再次確認活動留言處，看是不是有更改成濕跑點

Dry/乾:
Mudan Elementary School Basketball Court
牡丹國小籃球場
https://goo.gl/maps/c8favypdYgVdCWqd9

Wet/濕:
Mudan Activity Square
牡丹活動廣場
https://goo.gl/maps/Fp3UJv8cLBYAc5vL7

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take any train to Mudan.
搭火車到牡丹站

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
TBD. We’ll take the train back to Taipei after down-downs and bash in the city. We’ll update the event and event comments when we decide.
還未決定，應該是噹噹後一起坐火車回台北再一起罷許，地點決定以後會在更新至活動留言中~
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#2496 - Golden Trail Series #2: Godfather and the Golden Shoes / 黃金越野跑系列第二彈: 阿公與黃金鞋
4/9/2023-14:0
4/9/2023-18:0
灰磘福德宮
https://goo.gl/maps/MJr5oNifqA441Tay6
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/339904383_218599690854375_9110222584763548391_n.jpg
Members of the Hash, gather round and listen to the tale of Godfather. Long ago, before there were checks, down-downs, and naked runs, mountain exploration in Taiwan meant donning rubber rain boots and slogging through the jungle. Trail running was nearly unheard of, an activity reserved for the stupid or crazed.
大家~快靠過來~來聽阿公的傳奇嘿~很久很久以前，在都還沒有需要找路，沒有噹噹，沒有裸體跑之前，在台灣，所謂的"探索山林”就是穿上橡膠雨鞋然後在叢林裡艱難跋涉。跟本沒有人知道啥是”越野跑”--這個為傻子跟瘋子準備的活動。

Legend has it that a man once embarked on a journey through Taiwan, beer in hand, seeking to spread hashing to every corner of the country. Along the way, he discovered nine golden shoes, each imbued with magical powers that could only be unlocked by the most daring of Hashers. As his fame grew, his name was forgotten, and he soon became known only as the Godfather of the Hash.
曾有個勇者，踏上了穿越台灣的傳說之旅，想要將hash傳播到這個島國的每一個角落。一路上，他發現了九支金鞋，每一支都充滿了只有最勇敢的獵犬才能解鎖的魔力。隨著他的名聲越來越大，他的名字便漸漸的被淡忘了，人們只尊稱他為”阿公”。

The Godfather himself will hare next week's run, along with Gaelle Says No. They've hidden the golden shoes of legend in Zhonghe district. So, this week, keep your eyes peeled not only for tricky checks but also for the glimmer of gold. Who knows what will happen to those lucky few who find the golden shoes? Will you be the one to find them and unlock their secrets?
阿公這星期將夥同蓋爾說不要(Gaelle Says No)一起幫大家做了一條路，他們將傳奇的金鞋藏在了中和區。所以，這禮拜，大家不單單要努力的找check，還要努力的注意閃閃發亮的金光。誰知道那些找到金鞋的少數幸運兒會發生什麼事？你會是找到金鞋並解開秘密的人嗎？

So, Hashers, get ready to embark on this epic journey through Yonghe with Godfather and Gaelle Says No. Join us for next week's run and be a part of the adventure -- and don't forget to bring your thirst for beer, for there will be plenty to go around!
Also, this week's run is part of the Golden Trail Series! Everyone's pretty neck and neck from last time, so don't be afraid to jump in and start earning points for that L-O-V-E-L-Y trophy:
1st Man/Woman in: 5 points
2nd Man/Woman in: 3 points
3rd Man/Woman in: 2 points
And miscellaneous points given for random challenges at down-downs.
所以，獵狗們，準備好和阿公與蓋爾說不要(Gaelle Says No) 一起踏上永和史詩般的旅程吧。跟我們一塊成為冒險的一部分~~啊到時會有很多很多啤酒~希望你到時會很口渴!
順便提醒一下，這星期是黃金越野跑系列賽的第二彈!! 上次大家拚得難分難捨，所以，不要害怕，趕快加入這次並開始為那個鳥~不~起的獎杯賺取積分：
第一名男/女：5分
第二名男/女：3分
第三名男/女：2分
還有噹噹隨機挑戰可能給出的任何積分。

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Godfather(阿公)
Cohare 副兔: Gaelle Says No (蓋勒說不要)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
6.8 km + Elevation: 320 m / 爬升: 320 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, April 9, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
灰磘福德宮
https://goo.gl/maps/MJr5oNifqA441Tay6

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take any the MRT to Jingan Station and then taxi pool 2.8 km to the run start.
隨便你用甚麼方法到捷運景安站，然後一起搭計程車到起跑點(約2.8公里)

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
華西街熱炒
0939 197 776
https://goo.gl/maps/KKZJKRy3vBp6Lfyr5
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#2497 - The Sticky Waterfall Run/黏答答瀑布亂
4/16/2023-14:0
4/16/2023-18:0
新北市深坑區阿柔市民活動中心
02 2662 3116
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RS4MMcCVnz1eevHa8
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This week, we’re following up Godfather’s years’ of experience with the complete opposite: virgin hares! Will their trail be terrible? Great? Life-changing? Shittily marked? We can only say one thing for sure - it’s guaranteed to be sticky.
這個星期，我們將有跟上星期阿公多年的做路經驗完全相反的~~兩隻處女兔!! 他們做的路會很糟糕嗎?會很棒嗎?會讓你顛覆三觀? 會有很爛的記號?! 我們只能跟你肯定一件事---他保證會是黏答答的~

That’s because Cum Stain and Cum This Way are taking the reigns on this little romp through Shenkeng District. I’ve heard these two go together like peanut butter and manjelly, and, well, I’ll leave the rest of that little metaphor to your imagination. You’ll be coming their way toward a waterfall beer check, passing over the sticky grounds of those who ran before you. Sticky because they spilled their…. beers, I’m sure.
那是因為Cum Stain(嘉明的痕跡)和Cum This Way(嘉明這樣來) 已經把深坑這小小的地區都摸遍了。我聽說這兩隻總是像花生醬一樣的黏在一起，而且，好吧，讓我把這個小小比喻的其他部分留給你自己去想像。你將會朝著他們的蹤跡往瀑布的啤酒check前進，經過那些跑在你前面的人留下的黏答答的地面。那個...黏答答是因為他們把啤酒撒了...我確定!!!

The run offers two options: a challenging 8.3 km long trail, and a shorter 5.5 km route for those who want to take it easy. No matter which path you choose, you're guaranteed an adventure. So come out and support our new hares; who knows what other sticky surprises they have in store for us?
這次的亂將有兩個選擇讓你挑: 8.3公里具有挑戰性的長~~~路，或是想要輕鬆快快回去喝啤酒的人可選比較短的5.5公里。不管你想跑哪條路，都可以經歷一場冒險~所以!!快來參加，支持我們的處女兔~誰知道他們會為我們準備甚麼黏答答的驚喜呢?

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Cum Stain (嘉明的痕跡)
Cohare 副兔: Cum This Way (嘉明這樣來)

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 8.3 km + Elevation: 310 m / 爬升: 310 m
S: 5.5 km + Elevation: 280 m / 爬升: 280 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, April 16, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
新北市深坑區阿柔市民活動中心
02 2662 3116
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RS4MMcCVnz1eevHa8

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take any bus to either Wenshan Rd. Sec.3 or Shenkeng Post Office Taipei Branch 175 bus stops, and then walk for a bit.
搭任何巴士到"文山路三段" 或是"深坑郵局"，然後走一點路到起點

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
隨意小吃-阿賢師
02 2662 0057
https://maps.app.goo.gl/48BaGo1qN31W9j837
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#2498 - The German Love Run/狂愛德國亂
4/23/2023-14:0
4/23/2023-18:0
三聖宮
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1SJV355cWgvi2rhC7
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If you ask Triple P, he'll tell you that Germans know this concept better than anyone. That's because the quote was originally used to describe their love of beer. If you love beer, let it go into your mouth. If it comes back as vomit, you don't give up on it. You accept its flaws and keep drinking. That's what we call German love.

“如果你愛上了甚麼，就放手讓他走吧。但如果他回來了，那你們就是命中註定的。”如果你問 Triple P(3P)，他會跟你說德國人比任何人都更了解這個概念。那是因為這句話其實最一開始是用來描述德國人對啤酒的熱愛。如果你喜愛啤酒，就讓它進你的嘴裡吧~如果它用像嘔吐的形式回來，你也不會放棄它。你接受它的缺點然後繼續不停的喝。這就是我們所說的德式狂愛。

But Triple P connects with this quote on a deeper level. Last year, he was supposed to hare alongside our dear CFO, Doppelb?nger. However, she stood him up to go explore Europe – and other German hares. It's ironic really. All that hashing, yet Triple P couldn't even catch his own cohare.
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Until now!

One year later, and Doppelb?nger finally came back. She'll be coharing for Triple P as they tackle the trails around Shulin, and this time, we know it's meant to be. Their route sits right in the Goldilocks zone of long, but not too long (heh), high, but not too high. Best of all, Triple P will surely have some appropriate revenge for his Germophilic cohare's past abandonment at down-downs.

但是 Triple P(3P)其實跟這句話有更深層意義的關聯。去年，他本來要跟我們親愛的首席財務官 Doppelb?nger (只騎德國人) 一起做路的。可是...她卻放他鳥，去探索歐洲——還有別的德國兔子了... 聽起來不是很諷刺嗎? Triple P (3P) 在他做的路裡甚至抓不到他自己的副兔。
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但這蛋蛋的哀傷到此結束!!

一年後，Doppelb?nger(只騎德國人) 終於回來了。她終於要和Triple P(3P)合作，在樹林的周遭一起做一條路，因為她的回歸，我們知道這是命中註定的~ 他們的路線正好會長但不太長（呵呵）、高但不太高。最重要的是，Triple P(3P) 絕對會在噹噹的時候對他喜愛德國人的副兔進行適當的報復，以安撫他被遺棄時的受傷心靈。

Also, the week comes with a bonus *??? ????*! Did you know that Triple P got his name because he has a pineapple pee-pee?

本週小彩蛋( 無用的冷知識): 你知道Triple P(3P)如何被命名的嗎？因為他是有霹靂(1P)臭的屁(2P)的痞子(3P) 。
******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Triple P (3P)
Cohare 副兔: Doppelb?nger (只騎德國人)

*****WHAT? / 蝦咪******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

******WHEN / 啥時******
Date: Sunday, April 23, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

******WHERE / 哪兒******
三聖宮
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1SJV355cWgvi2rhC7

*****HOW? / 怎去******
500m from MRT Huilong station Ext 2
捷運迴龍站2號出口步行500m

******PRICE******
Men $250 Women $200

******BASH / 晚餐******
上海灘生猛活海鮮
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ruza8wYVVmpYGe898
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#2499 - The Try-athlon Camping Run (偽)三鐵露營亂
4/30/2023-14:0
4/30/2023-18:0
Zhaoming Temple
昭明宮
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Pz3wLcRoRhHZtgMF6?g_st=ic
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Have you ever wanted to try a triathlon but been too hungover to make the effort? Or maybe, you’ve never had a chance to train up your swimming endurance because you haven’t touched water since you joined the hash? Well, we’ve got just the event for you - the Taiwan Hash Camping Try-athlon!
你是否有想過挑戰鐵人三項，但總是因為太過宿醉而無法努力去訓練/參賽?或著是因為你加入hash後唯一接觸的液體就是啤酒，而沒有機會訓練你的游泳耐力?? 好的~因應你們的心聲，我們為大家準備了一個特別的活動----TwH3(偽)三鐵挑戰賽!!

Instead of running, swimming, and biking, we’ll have:
Sunrise kayaking (and beer)
Afternoon hashing (and beer)
Drinking (beer)
誰想要普通三鐵的跑步、游泳跟騎腳踏車? 我們有更好的項目:
1. 日出獨木舟 (和啤酒~)
2. 下午的hash 亂 (和啤酒!!)
3. 喝到死!!! (啤酒!!!!!!!)

Saturday: Choose your own adventure. Head to the run start sometime in the afternoon, set your tent, and then imbibe good drinks and camaraderie until it’s sunrise kayaking time. Camping is free, but bring everything you’ll need. Those afraid of getting sand in their orifices can check out the two nearby hotels or grab a spot in Ruifang or Jiufen.
星期六: 請自行決定你自己的行程，下午某個時刻抵達起跑點，搭好帳篷，然後開始喝喝喝，感受美好的hash友情，直到日出去划獨木舟~ 露營是免費的，但是請帶上你會需要的一切東西。怕沙子進洞洞的人，附近有兩個旅館可以考慮，或是自行在瑞芳還是九份找個落腳處。

Sunday: Sunrise kayaking starts at 4:30 am. You’ll need to sign up and pay $1550 before April 16. Kids are cheaper ($800), and SUP boards are available for one ($1800) or two ($1600) people. Sign up here: https://forms.gle/QRM796ZP6A8J1kuy7
星期天: 日出獨木舟清晨4:30啟航，想參加的人請在4/16前先報名，並繳費NT 1550，小孩價NTD 800，也可以選擇立槳(SUP)，一人板NTD 1800 或是兩人板NTD 1600。
請先在此報名: https://forms.gle/QRM796ZP6A8J1kuy7

Running starts at 14:30, so you have plenty of time to nap before the hash. We’ll update this event when we know more about the trail, but it’ll be an A-A starting at the kayaking place. And, of course, hashers are welcome to skip the camping and try-athlon bits and just attend the run like normal.
跑步還是一樣下午2:30開始，所以在亂之前你還有大把的時間可以補眠。星期天的路徑介紹等我們有更多訊息的時候會再更新，但總之他是一個A to A從獨木舟啟航的地方開始跑。啊當然歡迎你跳過(偽)三鐵只來參加平常的周日下午亂~

TLDR: Over the past near-2500 runs, we’ve shared trails, laughs, occasional nudity, and much, much, more. A single weekend just wasn’t enough to mark the milestone, so this week’s hares are helping us pregame with a beach camping/sunrise kayaking hash up on the north east coast. We hope to see you there!
長話短說，在過去將近2500次的跑步中，我們分享了許多野徑，歡笑，時不時的"坦誠相見"，以及更多更多~ ? 僅僅一個周末絕對不足以紀念這個偉大的里程碑。因此這個禮拜兔仔子將幫大家在2500次大活動前先來個暖身，帶來北海岸的海邊露營與這個(偽)三鐵~希望妳你?都來參加~

*******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Jam Rag
Cohare 副兔: Cunt of the Litter
Cohare 副兔: Baby Killer

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
Run info TBD

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Saturday, April 29, 2023:
Arrive whenever you want. Party with the hash and then camp on the beach, or check into your hotel if that’s your thing. Feel free to coordinate in the event comments.
4/29 星期六
隨便你愛幾點到，趴替狂歡罷許然後在海灘露營，或是你比較喜歡旅館就自便。歡迎在活動頁面下留言湊帳棚或是房間人數。

Sunday, April 30, 2023
Sunrise kayaking at 4:30 AM (Extra fee/sign-up required)
Hares off at 14:30
4/30 星期天
日出獨木舟清晨4:30啟航 (需要額外費用&預先報名)
兔子兩點半起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Zhaoming Temple
昭明宮
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Pz3wLcRoRhHZtgMF6?g_st=ic

******HOW? / 怎去*******
The run start is a 15-minute walk from Badouzi Station. The easiest way for most is to take bus #1579 from City Hall MRT to the last stop.
從八斗子車站走約15分鐘到起跑點。最簡單的方式是從市府站搭1579號巴士到最後一站。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200
Extra fee for sunrise kayaking as noted above.
跑步男250，女200
日出獨木舟的費用請看上面

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
TBD
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https://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2499-event-coming-soon/
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#2500 - The Sesquibimillennial Anniversary Run
5/7/2023-14:0
5/7/2023-18:0
石門
Shimen
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/332510830_871734700746263_7858621353539833165_n.jpg
Taiwan Hash traces its pedigree back to 1975, when the first China Hashers dragged their hungover selves out on a Sunday afternoon to partake in an event that’s equal parts pain and pleasure. For many, the very concept of hashing must have been unthinkable: “Err... The fuck? I need to RUN to drink the beer?” Imagine, then, the mental strain they would feel seeing their ancestors still running and drinking 48 years later, on the verge of completing 2500 runs. Only a handful of other hashes around the world have managed to hit sesquibimillennial mark!
臺灣健龍捷兔的歷史可追溯到1975年時第一代的中華健龍兒在一個週日下午決定拖著宿醉的身體參加這個痛苦與幸福參半的活動。對很多人來說，Hash Run的概念本就讓人費疑猜：「蛤？我要先跑步才能喝啤酒？」試想他們若看見這些祖公祖嬤邊跑邊喝48年後的今天將滿2500次還在跑還在喝應該都驚呆了，全球也只有五隻手指數得出來的其他跑團得以慶祝這個里程碑！

Much has changed in the world – and on the hash – since those brave men and women first laced their sneakers and cracked their beers. Thankfully, our beer is (marginally) better now. We renamed our kennel to Taiwan Hash, and some would say we’ve gotten a bit more PC. Nevertheless, the important things remain constant. We still enjoy terrible jokes, cold beer, occasional nudity, beautiful trails, and the companionship of our fellow half-mind hashmates. And if all that wasn’t enough, we’ve still got that strange-yet-sensual cartoon dragon as our mascot.
自從那些男男女女首次繫上跑鞋鞋帶，撬開啤酒後，世界變了很多，Hash Run也變了很多。但好里加在，現在啤酒（勉勉強強地）更好喝了。我們也改名為臺灣健龍捷兔，雖然有些人可能會說我們太追求政治正確，但不管如何，最重要的事還是不變，我們還是喜歡中二笑話、冰啤酒、偶然刻意地公然裸露、美麗的路徑，還有這些半醉半醒同路跑者們的陪伴。如果這些都還不夠，別忘了我們還有醜得可愛的健龍吉祥物啊。

Join us on Sunday, May 7th for a run by one of the most celebrated and beloved of Taiwan Hash hares – Homersexual (aka School Sucker in some circles). His trail is looking legendary and will be a fitting celebration of this great milestone in TwH3 history.
5月7日週日加入我們來跑臺灣健龍捷兔極富盛譽也喜愛的兔子- 戀家癖 (Homersexual)，（在其他地方也被稱作挖某讀書 (School Sucker)）做的路線，看來滿傳奇的，也很適合用來慶祝台灣健龍史上重要的一刻。

This is a run that you MUST sign up for in advance. The run fee is higher than normal run but includes:
這是一個你必須事先報名的路線，報名費將比平常收費略高，但包含了：
Your hash cash (beer, snacks, etc.) 跑路費（包含啤酒、零食...等等）
Bus transportation（巴士交通費）
A special 2500 run t-shirt（2500跑次紀念Ｔ恤）
Bash（跑後聚餐費用）

Sign up now, as places are limited. Earn your beer and be a part of TwH3 history!
名額有限，報名從速！奔向你的啤酒，成為台灣健龍故事中的一員吧！
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdWjHOw-yqRtcUO5f7Y3a0GLVcE9bTUASgfdi8PMPHqO5_ZVA/viewform

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Homersexual
Cohare 副兔: [TBD]

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
Run type and distance TBD.

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday May 7th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩半點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Start point TBD. It will be around Hukou in Hsinchu County.
起跑點將在新竹湖口某處

******HOW? / 怎去*******
This is a BUS RUN!
這是一個巴士跑！

*******PRICE*******
Sign-up by Feb 28 2023 二月底前報名 $1,400
Sign-up by Mar 31 2023 三月底前報名 $1,500
Sign-up after Apr 1 2023 四月後報名 $1,600

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
TBD
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https://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2500-the-sesquibimillennial-anniversary-run-2/
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#2501 - The Fountain of Aging Run / 衰老之泉亂
5/14/2023-14:0
5/14/2023-18:0
Bali Xuntang Plaza
八里訊塘廣場
https://goo.gl/maps/iWNBQGxj97CGhkQs5
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/346039165_972274297297519_690578377174400620_n.jpg
On a fateful night, Midnight Cowboy left Taipei Hash with nothing but a fistful of NT dollars and a dream to become the greatest male prostitute in all of Paris. Unfortunately, he bought tickets for Bali, Indonesia instead of France, and then got drunk and ended up on a bus to Bali, Taiwan. Broke and unable to find a client, he crossed paths with Just Look at Him, who could see with one trademark Look that, despite his youthful appearance, inside Midnight Cowboy ebbed the soul of a much older man. Taking him by the hand, he led Midnight Cowboy to Paradise on Earth: elderly men as far as the eye could see, with more retirement villages and geriatrics clinics than you could shake a walking stick at.
在一個宿命的夜晚，Midnight Cowboy(小王)手上拿著一大把的新台幣跟心裡懷抱著成為全巴黎最傳奇的男妓的夢想，離開了台北hash。但，不幸的是，他買了去印尼的峇厘島而不是法國巴黎的車票，然後...喝醉了，最後坐上了去了淡水八里的公車。身無分文，又找不到客人的小王遇到了Just Look at Him(就看著他)，一個可以從他著名的凝視中看出，儘管小王的外表看起來很年輕，但內心卻躲著一個年長很多的老男人靈魂。Just Look at Him(就看著他)牽起了小王的手，帶著他來到了人間天堂，那裡放眼望去都是老人家，那裡的養老社區跟老年病診所多到淹腳目。

Midnight Cowboy was where he was meant to be, but heard a higher calling. "I must return to Taipei," he said, "and spread the word of this aged heaven. For there are many lost souls at Taiwan Hash who have yet to experience the joys of running in the shadows of Mt. Guanyin, with the wind in your bald spot and the sea salt air in your wrinkles." But how could these two odd fellows, one old of body and one of spirit, reach the lost lambs of Taiwan Hash, with their misplaced worship of youth and vigor, of strong leg bones and present teeth?
小王找到了他歸屬之地，但有更高的招喚在呼喊著他。 “我必須回到台北，”他說，“把這個古老天堂的存在告訴全世界。因為TwH3 有很多迷失的靈魂，還沒有體驗過在那觀音山的陰影下，隨著風，讓童山濯濯的頂部跟皺紋沉浸在鹹鹹的空氣中，享受著奔跑的樂趣。” 但這兩隻一個生理老，一個心理老的古怪兔子，怎麼能招換到TwH3那些錯誤地崇拜青春和活力，強壯的腿骨和整口貝齒的迷途羔羊呢？

Just then, who would descend from his recently completed throne of 2500 golden beer cans but the mighty Homersexual himself. "My son," he said to Midnight Cowboy, "fear not, for I will help you prepare a trail that Hashers of all ages and age-identities can enjoy." And so, on May 14th, the new sesquibimillennium of Taiwan Hash runs opens with a run that will have you feeling young again, or old for the very first time.
就在此時，偉大傳奇的Homersexual (老王)從他那最近由 2500 個金色啤酒罐搭成的王座上走下來。 “我親愛的孩子，”他對小王說，“不要害怕，因為我會幫助你準備一條適合不論任何年齡(生理上心理上)都能享受的路徑。” 因此，在 5 月 14 日，新的TwH3 紀年亂將以一場讓你再次感到年輕或第一次變老的跑步開始。

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Just Look at Him (就看著他)
Cohare 副兔: Midnight Cowboy (小王)

*****WHAT? / 蝦咪******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

******WHEN / 啥時******
Date: Sunday, May 14, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

******WHERE / 哪兒******
Bali Xuntang Plaza
八里訊塘廣場
https://goo.gl/maps/iWNBQGxj97CGhkQs5

*****HOW? / 怎去******
Take the MRT (orange line) to St. Ignatius High School Exit 1 then transfer to bus 927 and get off at Bali Police Station. Walk for 6 minutes to the run start.
捷運徐匯中學站1號出口再轉927公車到八里分駐所站下車步行約6分鐘。

Alternatively, take the MRT (red line) to Guandu then transfer to bus R22 and get off at Tudigong Temple.
關渡捷運站有公車R22號到八里廖添丁廟。

******PRICE******
Men $250 Women $200

******BASH / 晚餐******
上海小館
249新北市八里區中華路三段31號
https://goo.gl/maps/14jvsSUeWEzci9cp9
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#2502 - The Muzha Palooza Run / 木柵瘋狂集會亂
5/21/2023-14:0
5/21/2023-18:0
Xinglong Park
興隆公園
https://goo.gl/maps/LPydziq8yCmaa3hS7
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/347577162_1606900083140898_6630326823503215827_n.jpg
On a lovely spring day, Venus Breakdown was waiting for Sucks outside the Wanfang Hospital. "Fuck you!" said Sucks cheerfully. "Good morning to you too," said Venus Breakdown, "is it true that you will be haring for Taiwan Hash this May?" "Fuck you!" confirmed Sucks. "Great," said Venus Breakdown. "Can I co-hare? It's my only excuse to run with them." "Fuck you!" affirmed Sucks, with a smile.
在一個明媚的春日，起笑的維納斯(Venus Breakdown)在萬芳醫院外面等著我就爛(Sucks)。"去你的!!" 我就爛興高采烈地說，"你也早安啊" 起笑的維納斯說，"你今年5月又要幫TwH3當兔子嗎?" ，"草尼馬!"我就爛確認。"太棒囉~"起笑的維納斯說，"那我可以當副兔子嗎?這是我跟他們一起跑步的唯一藉口。""X你的!" 我就爛帶著微笑肯定的回應。

"Weren't you supposed to be part of New Taipei Hash?" said Venus. "Fuck you!" said Sucks guiltily. "Oh, really? Why did they kick you out?" asked Venus. "Fuck you!" said Sucks, sadly. "Inappropriate language near the children? I cannot understand, you're so kind and eloquent," said Venus. "But don't worry, you'll feel right at home with Taiwan Hash." "Fuck you!" said Sucks, gratefully.
”你不是應該是新北hash的一員嗎?" 維納斯問。"法克油!" 我就爛歉疚的說..."喔...降啊?他們為什麼把你踢出來?"維納斯再問。"去你的!" 我就爛傷心地說。"因為都在小朋友旁邊說髒髒色色的話?我不懂捏，你是這麼的善良又能言善道"維納斯繼續說"不過不用擔心啦~TwH3永遠都會把你當成大家族的一份子。""草尼馬!" 我就爛感激的說。

“What are you doing at the hospital anyway," asked Venus, "recce-ing a new run?" "Fuck you!" said Sucks enthusiastically. "Slow down, I can't understand you when you talk fast," said Venus. "Fuck… you!" repeated Sucks, slowly. "Damage to the speech center of the brain? There must be some mistake," replied Venus. "What can be done?" "Fuck you!" beamed Sucks. "Beer, wine, and kilometers of gorgeous trail?" said Venus. "I think we both know where to find that!"
“啊你到底去醫院幹甚麼?"維納斯問"找新的路線?""X你的!"我就爛熱情的回應。"慢點，你說話太快的話我聽不懂"維納斯說。"法...克...油!" 我就爛慢慢地重複了一次。"腦部語言中樞受損？一定是哪裡弄錯了吧?”維納斯回答道。"可以做甚麼來治療嗎?""去你的!"我就爛笑著說。"啤酒，葡萄酒跟幾公里的漂亮路徑?" 維納斯說"我想我們都知道在哪裡可以找到那些~~"

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Sucks/我就爛
Cohare 副兔: Venus Breakdown/起笑的維納斯

*****WHAT? / 蝦咪******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7,5 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m

******WHEN / 啥時******
Date: Sunday, May 21, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

******WHERE / 哪兒******
Xinglong Park
興隆公園
https://goo.gl/maps/LPydziq8yCmaa3hS7

*****HOW? / 怎去******
Take the MRT to Wanfang Hospital (BR04) or take the bus and get off at Xingde Elementary School. Walk a 100 m to the run start.
捷運萬芳醫院站或是公車興德國小站下車, 走路100米

******PRICE******
Men $250 Women $200

******BASH / 晚餐******
新味珍復古熱炒
https://goo.gl/maps/D8cb46GB5pmf7MJp7
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https://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2501-event-coming-soon-17/
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#2503 - The Brown Line Brothers Break-In Run / 棕線雙霸天打劫亂
5/28/2023-14:0
5/28/2023-18:0
A: Muzha MRT Station
A: 捷運木柵站
https://goo.gl/maps/dXXpdh9e2adjaWSd6

B: Fuyang Eco Park
B: 富陽自然生態公園
https://goo.gl/maps/qomtSi5RUYF7BmYi9
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On the day he finished his two-day prison sentence for stealing the GM's prized goat wife, master thief Sticky Fingers stood outside the county jail waiting for his ride. Who should show up but Elwood Blues in the Bluesmobile, a battered UberEats scooter, with two helmets and pairs of black sunglasses. "Where are we headed?" asked Sticky Fingers.
因為偷走了會長珍貴的山羊老婆而被判刑了兩天，在他出獄的那天，竊盜大師黏黏指站在監獄外等著人來給他接風。誰出現了呢~ 埃爾伍德騎著一台破舊舊的UberEats 機車，帶著兩頂安全帽和兩副黑色太陽鏡出現。 “咱們要去哪裡啊？” 黏黏指問。

"We are on a mission from God, I mean, the GM," said Elwood Blues. "He wants us to sneak into the Taipei Zoo and recover a pair of priceless jeweled gloves and a liter of shea butter hand lotion he left behind at the camel enclosure for some reason." "Do you have a plan?" asked Sticky Fingers? Elwood Blues smiled and pulled out a crudely drawn yet detailed map covering everything from the location of the Zoo's trained guard lions to the final dead-drop location at a Mexican croissant shop in Linguang.
“我們要執行神的使命，啊不對，是會長啦，”埃爾伍德說。 “他要我們偷偷溜進台北動物園，拿回他那副不知為何會掉在駱駝園裡的價值連城寶石手套，還有一公升乳木果護手霜。” “啊你有計劃嗎？” 黏黏指問？埃爾伍德笑笑，然後拿出一張好像很粗略但卻又詳細的地圖，從動物園訓練有素的獅子守衛的位置到麟光站附近一家墨西哥牛角麵包店的死角位置，一應俱全。

"You know," said Sticky Fingers, "this escape path would be a great trail for an A-B run." "You think so?" said Elwood Blues. "Perhaps we can disguise our heist as a TH3 Run. That way the cops won't know which of the hashers are the thieves!" "Great idea," said Sticky Fingers, "but what if the hashers themselves catch us three times?" "That could not possibly happen two weeks in a row," said Elwood Blues. "Fuuuuck yooouuu" said a ghostly voice from afar…
“ㄟ，”黏黏指說，“這條逃跑路線很適合用來做 A to B 亂也。” “你這麼覺得？” 埃爾伍德說。 “也許我們可以將我們的打劫假裝成 TwH3 的亂，這樣警察就不會知道哪隻獵狗是小偷了！！” “吼！好主意捏，”黏黏指說，“啊可是要是獵狗就把我們抓到 3 次怎麼辦逆？” “這才不可能連續兩個禮拜都發生勒，”埃爾伍德說。 “法法法法法克～～油油油油～～～～～”從遠處傳來一個幽靈般的聲音……

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Elwood Blues / 埃爾伍德
Cohare 副兔: Sticky Fingers / 黏黏指

*****WHAT? / 蝦咪******
A:B run / 路線：A to B
7 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

******WHEN / 啥時******
Date: Sunday, May 28, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

******WHERE / 哪兒******
A: Muzha MRT Station
A: 捷運木柵站
https://goo.gl/maps/dXXpdh9e2adjaWSd6

B: Fuyang Eco Park
B: 富陽自然生態公園
https://goo.gl/maps/qomtSi5RUYF7BmYi9

*****HOW? / 怎去******
Take the MRT or the bus to Muzha MRT Station.
搭捷運或是公車到捷運木柵站

******PRICE******
Men $250 Women $200

******BASH / 晚餐******
阿珍熱炒
https://goo.gl/maps/21kqKQYuMuVp4HAa9
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#2504 - The Yinggelorious Basterds Run / 陰溝(鶯歌)混蛋亂
6/4/2023-14:0
6/4/2023-18:0
New Taipei City Art Museum
新北市美術館
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RFErB3Hmbmh2EJqL6?g_st=ic
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/349991609_3108026076160627_2794692840930700645_n.jpg
The rain showed no sign of relenting as Ass Pimp tried to shelter himself under a bus stop near the nondescript industrial warehouse. He wasn't sure it was the right place, until he saw a large, handsome form limping shamefully out the side door. "Yes, this must be the place," he thought. As he walked to the main entrance he noticed the sign stolen from an old amusement park and set high off the ground: "You must be this tall to ride." "Yes, definitely the right place," he said, as he descended into the dark labyrinth of Taipei's most exclusive underground techno dungeon, 'Haus Riesenwurst.'
當仲介屁股者(Ass Pimp)試圖躲在一個不起眼的工業倉庫附近的公共汽車站時，大雨滂沱，一點都沒有要減緩的樣子。他不確定這是不是正確的地方，直到他看到一個高大英俊的身影羞愧的從側門裡一瘸一拐地走了出來。 “耶使! 一定是這個地方，”他想。當他走到正門時，他注意到一塊從舊遊樂園偷來的標誌，高高地豎立在地上：“你必須要有這個高度才能騎乘。” “耶使!! 絕對是正確的地方，”當他步入台北最獨特的地下地牢俱樂部“巨腸之家”的黑暗迷宮時，他說。

But Ass Pimp wasn't here to dance. He made his way through the towering throngs of sweaty, lanky partygoers to the VIP room in the back, where the Size Queen herself presided over the long-legged multitude. "You," she said, getting off of her bed/throne and releasing the chains to the speedo-clad, 195cm Bavarian hunk sitting obediently at her feet. "You are far from your home of New Taipei. But I have no time to deal with a mere barterer of buttocks. I am in the middle of a resource war. Doppelb?nger has been trying to muscle in on my merchandise, and even Praying for Man Tits is trying to convert my inventory."
但仲介屁股者不是來跳舞的。他穿過汗流浹背、身材瘦長的聚會人群，來到後面的貴賓室，尺寸女王(Size Queen)親自駕馭著這群長腿的人。 “你，”她說，從她的床/寶座上下來，鬆開系在身穿泳褲、身高 195 公分的巴伐利亞大塊頭上的鎖鏈，他轉而乖乖的坐在她腳邊。 “你居然遠離了新北來到了這裡，但我可沒時間去應付一個仲介屁股者，我正處於重要的資源搶奪戰中，只騎德國人(Doppelbanger)一直想染指我的貨色，甚至連祈求男人ㄋㄟㄋㄟ( Praying for Man Tits) 都想要偷我的庫存。”

Ass Pimp did not back down: he knew the rights afforded him as former GM, and, more importantly, he knew he was tall. "Honorable Size Queen," he said taking the knee, "have mercy on this hare, who has poor physical strength and runs slowly. I have come to ask you to favor my run and volunteer as my co-hare this Sunday." Size Queen looked relieved. "Oh, is that all? Of course, I'll co-hare for you! The Hash is the best place for me to find new product, after all. Let us toast!" she said, raising a glass of Riesling. "When one German drinks…"
"ALL ZE GERMANS DRINK" shouted the entire nightclub in unison.
仲介屁股者並沒有退縮，他知道作為已故會長可以用的權力，更重要的是，他知道自己長的也很高。 “高貴的尺寸女王啊～”他單膝跪地說道，“請可憐可憐這隻體力不好又跑的不快的兔子吧。我是來這邊拜託你支援我做的路，然後這個星期天自願當我的副兔。” 尺寸女王看起來鬆了一口氣。 “哦～就降？那當然好，我會當你的副兔！畢竟，Hash是我狩獵新貨色的最佳場所。讓我們來乾杯吧！” 她說，然後舉起一杯甜白酒。 “當一個德國人喝酒時……”
“在場所有的德國人都要喝!!! ”整個夜總會一起吶喊~

****** WHO ? / 誰 ? ******
Hare 主兔: Ass Pimp / 仲介屁股者
Cohare 副兔: Size Queen / 尺寸女王

****** WHAT ? / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

****** WHEN ? / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, June 4, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE ? / 哪兒 ******
New Taipei City Art Museum
新北市美術館
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RFErB3Hmbmh2EJqL6?g_st=ic

****** HOW ? / 怎去 ******
Take the local train to Yingge Station.
火車搭乘區間車至鶯歌站

****** PRICE ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
烤霸
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xfWmXC6kBckFMWQz8?g_st=ic
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#2505 - The Anniversary Eggstravaganza Run / 獵蛋周年亂
6/11/2023-14:0
6/11/2023-18:0
Fuxing Park
復興公園
https://goo.gl/maps/pnDCWbnWEFD6Y4e17
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/FB_IMG_1686192727893.jpg
Sitting at their kitchen perch, iRobot casually scanned the news looking for job openings as a Roombah, while Sexy Chicken Eight prepared their breakfast: hard-boiled eggs from an unfortunately less sexy chicken. "Dearest," he said, "do you remember when we first met?" "Affirmative, number 8," said iRobot, "it was the last time we hared for TwH3, 476 days 20 hours 45 minutes ago. I immediately knew that you were the 'Cock of the Walk.' Ha. Ha. Ha. End humor subroutine."
喝醉爬地大法屍(iRobot) 坐在他們廚房的一角，漫不經心地划手機看新聞，看看哪裡有掃地機器人的空缺可以讓她去爬地，而性感的雞八(Sexy Chicken Eight) 準備著早餐：全熟的水煮蛋---很不幸的來自一隻沒那麼性感的雞。”哈妮”他說，“你還記得我們第一次見面的時候嗎~ ” “東聯，8號”喝醉爬地大法屍說，“就是我們最後一次幫TwH3當兔子那時，也就是476 天 20 小時 45 分鐘前。我一眼就看得出你是 '稱霸的大雞雞 '。哈。哈。哈。關閉幽默副功能。"

"Well, we are hashing together again this June," cooed Sexy Chicken Eight, "so I was thinking we should try something new to spice up our relationship." "Understood," said iRobot, "I will get the handcuffs and cloacal plugs." "Um, no, I have a different idea," said Sexy Chicken Eight. "Why don't we invite some other groups to join our run?" "You mean the TNT hash?" "Oh, no no no. Nooooo. Gods no. No." "Then who?"
“那個，今年六月我們又要再一次做路了，”性感的雞八咕噥著說，“所以...我想我們應該來試試一些新東西，來為我們關係加些火花~” “好喔，”喝醉爬地大法屍說，“那我來去拿手銬和泄殖腔塞~~” “修但幾勒，不是，我有別的想法啦，”性感的雞八說。 “我想說我們或許可以邀請別的團體一起來加入我們的亂？” “啊你是說 TNT?” “厄，不!! 不!! 不!! 才不不~~不~~不!!!!!天殺的不是!!!!”“那你說誰啦？”

"There is a Gaelic football team sponsored by Redpoint, the Celts. Why don't we bring them in?" asked Sexy Chicken Eight. "Query: you would like to see me get chased around the forest by a large group of athletic, aggressive alcoholics who sweat pure whiskey and are mostly frustrated both sexually and from having to constantly explain to people what their sport is? And also the Celts? End query." "Yes. Also, the co-founder of Redpoint will be there and he's our sponsor, and money's been tight lately, so..." "Oh. Then I approve, number 8," said iRobot. "I will get the leprechaun costumes and cloacal plugs.
“我在想為什麼不引進一支由紅點贊助的蓋爾式足球隊，凱爾特人隊，讓他們跟我們一起跑? ” 性感的雞八問。 “發問：你想看到我在森林裡被一大群，好鬥的運動酗酒大肌肌追著跑? 那些人連流出來的汗都是純威士忌，而且大多都不性福，然後也不是很開心得一直一直要向人們解釋他們的運動是什麼？還有啥是凱爾特人 ?結束發問程序。 “西低。還有啊~ 紅點的聯合創始人也會來，他可是我們的蜜糖爹地，而且最近手頭有點緊，所以......” “哦。那我同意，8 號，”喝醉爬地大法屍說。 “我帶著愛爾蘭小矮妖的扮裝和泄殖腔塞~”

****** WHO ? / 誰 ? ******
Hare 主兔: Sexy Chicken Eight / 性感的雞八
Cohare 副兔: iRobot / 喝醉爬地大法屍

****** WHAT ? / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to
Long: 8.5 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m
Short: 6 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

****** WHEN ? / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, June 11, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE ? / 哪兒 ******
Fuxing Park
復興公園
https://goo.gl/maps/pnDCWbnWEFD6Y4e17

****** HOW ? / 怎去 ******
Take the MRT to Jingan Station and follow the flour to the run start.
搭捷運到景安站，然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點

****** PRICE ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
尚介青海鮮熱炒-南勢角
https://goo.gl/maps/F14KVhtXvUbSpAyL7
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#2506 - The Run Where We Pretend It's Someone's Birthday / 就假裝今天是某人生
6/18/2023-14:0
6/18/2023-18:0
Yongchunpi Wetland Park
永春陂生態濕地公園
https://goo.gl/maps/Q66ignoXLoVrV1PX8
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/354269104_6411991255563738_3365916685386199470_n.jpg
In a hidden room in a secret karaoke bar in an undisclosed part of Taipei, there is a trick door that only opens if you sing "Happy Birthday" three times in a row. This leads to the covert telephone box, where, once you step inside, the floor opens up and drops you onto a rainbow-colored slide that whisks you off to the secret headquarters of Birthday Hash House Harriers, where the BH3 GM plans his Thursday runs and stores all the tools needed to throw the best birthday parties imaginable: balloons, funny hats, dildoes, cake ingredients, and a sprawling network of spy cameras and hacked social media platforms that lets him know what everyone in northern Taiwan *really* wishes for.
在台北某秘密卡拉 OK 吧的一個隱藏房間裡，有一扇只有連續詠唱三遍“生日快樂”才能打開的暗門。他會再引導你到某個隱蔽的電話亭，一旦走進去，地板就會打開，讓你掉落在彩虹溜滑梯上，滑梯最終會把你帶到生日hash的秘密總部，BH3 的會長在那兒計劃他的週四亂，而且儲存了舉辦最棒的生日派對所需的所有工具：氣球、搞笑的帽子、假雞雞、蛋糕材料，還有龐大的間諜相機網絡和他駭進的社交媒體平台，讓他知道北台灣的每個人真正的渴望是啥。

Super Teddy had taken this route before, on his regular deliveries of stuffed bears and bear costumes, but today he had less furry business. "Are you ready for next week's Taiwan Hash?" he asked BH3 GM, who was at that moment adding some sprinkles to a confetti pipe bomb. "Taiwan Hash… GM: Mexican Hand Job. Yes, his birthday stuff's over there," said BH3 GM, gesturing towards ceiling-high stacks of boxes labeled "women's feet pics."
超級泰迪也都是用這條路線，來定期運送熊寶寶娃娃和熊的道具服，但今天他不是來這做毛茸茸生意。 “阿你準備好下禮拜的 TｗH3了嗎？” 他問著正在往五彩紙屑管炸彈上撒些糖屑的BH3會長。 “TwH3……嗯... 會長：墨西哥手工活。有的~他的生日禮物在那邊，”BH3 會長說，指著疊到天花板高的一箱箱標有“女性腳部照片”的盒子。

"Um, no, were supposed to be haring the next run," reminded Super Teddy, "did you forget?" BH3 GM panicked. "N-no! Not at all! Our trail will start at…" he looked around nervously, past the mountains of tiger and leopard stuffed animals, until his eyes landed on a pile of Shrek-themed paper plates. "Yongchunpi Wetland Park! Nobody has hashed there in a while, right?" he guessed. "You need to get out more," said Super Teddy.
“欸…不是啦!! 我是在說我們要去幫他們當兔子捏，”超級泰迪提醒道，“你忘記了吼?” BH3 會長大恐慌 “誰---誰忘記了?! 你才忘記了勒！我們的亂會從……開始。”他緊張地看著四周，眼神越過成堆的老虎啦豹啦的娃娃，直到他的目光落在一堆史瑞克的紙盤上。 “永春埤濕地公園！很久沒有人從那邊做路了吧？” 他亂猜。 “你...真的需要多出去走走，”超級泰迪說。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: BH3 GM / BH3會長
Cohare 副兔: Super Teddy / 超級泰迪

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 8 km + Elevation: 500 m / 爬升: 500 m
Short: TBD

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, June 18, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Yongchunpi Wetland Park
永春陂生態濕地公園
https://goo.gl/maps/Q66ignoXLoVrV1PX8

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the MRT to Yongchun Station Exit 3 and follow the flour to the run start.
搭捷運到永春站3號出口，然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
喝霸熱炒海鮮宴席餐廳
https://goo.gl/maps/W2MdBMBts5CUaQpW6
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#2507 - The Change of Heart Run
6/25/2023-14:0
6/25/2023-18:0
Dahu Park
大湖公園
https://goo.gl/maps/nYAbLKu995AYbhmbA
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/FB_IMG_1687353662603.jpg
Known for her daring escapades and insatiable thirst for adventure and Taiwan beer, Lara Crotch had become a legend in her own right. However, behind the facade of her heroic image, Lara harbored a secret that few knew about.
蘿拉·卡褲檔(Lara Crotch) 以她大膽的冒險和對台灣啤酒的永不滿足的渴望而揚名，她憑著自己的力量成為了一個傳奇。然而，在英雄形象的背後，蘿拉藏著一個鮮為人知的秘密。

While in Sandiaoling, preparing the best trail of her life (or so she claimed), this hidden secret gnawed and ate at her conscience. As it turns out, the trails of Sandiaoling are not the only wet, dark caverns that Lara Crotch likes to explore, for she is a closeted Panty Raider.
當在三貂嶺準備著她這輩子最好的亂（至少她是這麼說的）時，這個深埋的秘密啃噬著她的良心。事實證明，三貂嶺的路徑並不是蘿拉·卡褲檔喜歡探索的唯一的濕濕黑黑深深洞穴，因為她是一個未出櫃的內褲突襲者。

The weight was finally too much to bear. Seeing that it's pride month, Lara Crotch decided it's as good a time as any to start living openly, by depriving the Taiwan Hash of an epic trail to make room for a gay pub crawl in Taipei before her run. Now short on time, avid hiker Twin Head was recruited as co-hare to help try to put together a semblance of an interesting run in Dahu Park.
她終於承受不住祕密的重量了。由於現在又是同志驕傲月，蘿拉·卡褲檔決定現在走出衣櫃的好時機，為了在她跑步前可以在台北的同性戀酒吧狂歡挪出時間，她決定犧牲為TwH3做出史詩般偉大的亂的機會。啊眼看沒啥時間了，她趕快抓了超喜歡健行的孿生頭( Twin Head) 當她的副兔，來幫她試著在大湖公園一起搞出一場可以算上有趣的亂。

The silver lining is that the revelation of Lara's proclivities perhaps offers us a lead on the location of the GM's missing dildo collection. She's been vocal about Mexican Handjob's deficiencies at down downs, a result for which she is partially responsible as co-nominee of the GM, and compulsively pilfering his forbidden treasures to go along with her accumulation of panties stolen from the Formosa Hash would be a womb raider’s perfect revenge. Come to the hash this Sunday and help us unravel the mystery.
我們可以期待的亮點是，蘿拉·卡褲檔的出櫃或許會是讓我們可以找到會長丟掉的假雞雞的線索。她一直毫不遮掩大言不慚地說墨西哥手工活在噹噹時的無能，覺得她好像應該對當初提名他當會長有點責任，並且覺得偷他的禁忌寶藏來配合她從FH3 偷來的成堆內褲將會是個完美復仇。這個星期天一起來幫助我們解開謎團吧~

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Lara Crotch / 蘿拉·卡褲檔
Cohare 副兔: Twin Head / 孿生頭

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
9 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, June 25, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Dahu Park
大湖公園
https://goo.gl/maps/nYAbLKu995AYbhmbA

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the MRT to Dahu Park Exit 2 and follow the flour to the run start.
搭捷運到大湖公園站2號出口，然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
黑美林
https://goo.gl/maps/s55FtRX7C2qmFrdf9
http://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Taiwan-Hash-Logo-e1609585534508.png
https://taiwanhash.com/lbg-category/2501-event-coming-soon-12/
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#2508 - The Fullmetal Attack on Naruto Run/火影忍者跑之鋼鐵攻擊亂
7/2/2023-14:0
7/2/2023-18:0
Xiaocukeng
小粗坑
https://goo.gl/maps/RtSgCLwHvHX5dw3M9
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/FB_IMG_1687997826092.jpg
Two samurai meet on a battlefield in Sekigahara. One, Tokyo-Hot, once a legendary Yakuza boxer, now a bouncer at an exclusive LinSen BeiLu claw machine arcade. The other, Iron Midget, grandmaster and founder and sole practitioner of the world's least popular kung fu style. "It seems neither of us is actually a samurai," said Tokyo-Hot. "Indeed," said Iron Midget, "this was a waste of a flight."
兩個武士在關原之戰上相遇。其中一個，東京狂熱(Tokyo-Hot)，曾經是傳奇的黑道拳擊手，現在是林森北路一家特殊夾娃娃機店的保鏢。另一個是鋼鐵侏儒(Iron Midget)，世界上最不受歡迎的功夫流派之大師、創始人和獨一無二的修行者。 “看來我們倆都不是武士，”東京狂熱說。 “誠然，”鋼鐵侏儒說，“真是浪費了一趟飛行旅程。”

"We must settle the differences between our clans in another manner," said Tokyo-Hot. "I have a proposal," replied Iron Midget. "I have prepared a trail in Xiaocukeng that is filled with difficult obstacles and much river tracing." "Sounds challenging," said Tokyo-Hot, "so we should let the hashers know this run is not suitable for children." "Stay in character!" hissed Iron Midget.
“我們得用另一種方式來解決我們氏族之間的分歧，”東京狂熱說。 “我這邊有個提議!”鋼鐵侏儒回答， “我在小粗坑備好了一條路徑，會有滿滿的困難障礙和很多很多的溯溪。” “棒也! 聽起來很有挑戰性，”東京狂熱說，“那所以我們應該讓大家知道這次跑步兒童不宜...” “人設不能崩壞！” 鋼鐵侏儒嘶嘶威脅。

"Then it is agreed! We shall meet on the trail, and determine once and for all who is the greater martial artist," said Tokyo-Hot, who immediately composed a Haiku to commemorate the occasion:Two warriors bow. Cherry blossoms in the breeze.Mexican Handjob.
“那就說好了！我們將在路徑上相遇，一勞永逸地決定誰是比較偉大的武術家。”東京狂熱說道，然後他振筆疾書了一首俳句來紀念這一個時刻：兩名武士鞠躬櫻花綻放在微風中墨西哥手活工

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Iron Midget / 鋼鐵侏儒
Cohare 副兔: Tokyo-Hot / 東京狂熱

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 9 km + Elevation: 450 m / 爬升: 450 m
Short: 5 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, July 2, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Xiaocukeng
小粗坑
https://goo.gl/maps/RtSgCLwHvHX5dw3M9

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the MRT to Xindian, transfer to bus 849 and get off at Xiaocukeng bus stop. Follow the flour to the run start.
搭捷運到新店站，換搭849公車到小粗坑站，然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
金詩味野菜餐廳
https://goo.gl/maps/Higcp3a9xQc2snwD8
Take the bus from Xiaocukeng bus stop and get off at Xindian Elementary School bus stop.
從集合點「小粗坑」公車站搭公車到「新店國小」下車。
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#2509 - The Hijo de Puta Run / ㄇㄉㄈㄎ亂
7/9/2023-14:0
7/9/2023-12:0
Houtong Coal Mine Ecological Park
猴硐貓村
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HD3Gc6K5rCNZiUiB7?g_st=ic
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/358113394_6480196445409885_8142371156249549359_n.jpg
Seven years ago, in one of those other Mexican countries: Life was good for 2nd Man In. After the success of his rum distillery "Dos Motherfuckers," he pivoted to politics and was "elected" his country's Generalissimo Maximo for life. One day, he was at his seaside villa, smoking a North Korean cigar and watching his private football team, The Motherfuckers, take on the Uruguayan National Team, whom he also owned. Just then, Taiwanese Ambassador Lick a Slower Spick rushed in with the bad news.
七年前，在某個墨西哥國家，第二名的辣個男人(2nd Man In) 過著美好的生活。在他的朗姆酒釀酒廠“兩個ㄇㄉㄈㄎ" 大成功之後，他轉向投身政治並"被選舉”為他國家的終身大元帥。有一天，他正在他的海邊別墅抽著北韓雪茄，看著他的私人足球隊 "ㄇㄉㄈㄎ" 對陣烏拉圭國家隊(其實也歸他所有)。就在此時，台灣大使舔個比較慢的拉美(Lick a Slower Spick)衝進來，帶來了個壞消息。

"The people are at the gates! It's a revolution!" she warned. "Those motherfuckers," said 2nd Man In, "what is their problem?" "The election. They said you came in 2nd." "Of course I... oh. But didn't I get 120% of the votes," he asked? "Si," she replied, "but the opposition leader got 150%." "Those motherfuckers," complained 2nd Man In. "I have no choice. I must go into exile. Will you come with me?"
“民眾都衝到門口了！這是一場革命！” 她警告說。 “這些ㄇㄉㄈㄎ，”第二名的辣個男人說道，“啊他們有什麼問題逆？” “選舉。他們說你其實是第二名。” “當然我...哦... 但是!! 我不是得到了120%的選票嗎？”他問？ “是啊，”她回答，“可是人家反對黨領袖得票數是 150%。” “那些ㄇㄉㄈㄎ...”第二名的那個男人抱怨道。 “好吧，我別無選擇。我得要流亡。你願意跟我一起走嗎？”

"Yes, mi amor. Let us go to Taiwan," suggested Lick a Slower Spick, "I know a great spot in Houtong. It's full of pussies. Pussies everywhere!" 2nd Man In smiled excitedly, not realizing she was talking about cats. "What are we waiting for? Quick! To Motherfucker International Airport!"
“當然，我親愛的。咱們來去台灣吧～”舔個比較慢的拉美建議，“我知道猴硐有一個好地方。那裡到處都是毛茸茸的小喵咪。到處都是小貓咪！” 第二名的辣個男人興奮地笑了，沒有意識到她在講的是真的貓。 “那還等在什麼？快！去他媽的國際機場！”

Now, seven years later, these hash royals would like to celebrate their anniversary together with a special hash run, starting and ending at a river for swimming, and with a special gift for all those who attend! Who knows? Get the former Generalissimo drunk enough, and maybe he'll start talking about, "back when I was GM."
七年後的現在，這兩個hash名流希望辦一場特別的亂來慶祝他們的周年紀念日，起跑點和終點都可以泡在冰涼涼的河裡，然後他們還準備了一份特別的禮物給所有來共襄盛舉的人！誰知道勒？灌醉前大元帥後，也許他會開始高談闊論“我當會長的時候~~巴拉巴拉”。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Lick a Slower Spick / 舔個比較慢的拉美
Cohare 副兔: 2nd Man In / 第二名的那辣個男人

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 10 km + Elevation: 700 m / 爬升: 700 m
Short: 7 km + Elevation: 400 m / 爬升: 400 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, July 9, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Houtong Coal Mine Ecological Park
猴硐貓村
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HD3Gc6K5rCNZiUiB7?g_st=ic

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
瑞三福利餐廳
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JQebhpshgftTH4pM6?g_st=ic
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#2510 - The Sweaty, Sandy, Salty Surprise Run / 又濕又沙又鹹驚喜亂
7/16/2023-14:0
7/16/2023-18:0
Waiao Station
外澳車站
https://goo.gl/maps/zwaPAfppM4jKJmQ99
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On a sweltering summer's day, Durex wanted nothing more than to lay discarded on Waiao beach and relax. Instead she was waiting impatiently for her husband, Big Cock, to deliver a keg of beer. While some had doubts the two would fit together, Durex proved she was flexible enough to handle Big Cock no matter how much he strained against her, but today her patience was wearing extra thin. "Where are you?" she shouted into her phone. "I'm coming, I'm coming," he replied stiffly, "hold on, don't fall apart on me now."
日頭赤炎炎，杜蕾斯(Durex)只想躺在外澳的沙灘上鬆一下，但相反，她正在不耐煩的等待她老公大雞雞(Big Cock)送一大桶啤酒來。雖然些許人有懷疑過這兩個人是否能合拍，但杜蕾斯已證明，無論大雞雞出了甚麼招，她都有足夠的靈活性來應對，不過今天她的耐心少的比岡本還薄， “你在哪裡？” 她對著手機大喊。 “我快到了，我快到了，”他僵僵的回答，“再忍一下下，別崩潰在我身上。”

Finally Big Cock thrusted through the crowd, carrying his massive package. Durex eagerly received his load, and finally a spent Big Cock could flop down limply and recover. "Don't fall asleep yet, I need to try the beer," said Durex, setting up the keg. "I'm sure you have a few pumps left in you." Big Cock obliged: there was a time when such demands would have chafed him, but being together with Durex made him much less sensitive. "My, it's so frothy," said Durex. "Yes, this pour of beer has an unusually large head," said Big Cock, "Shall I pour another?" "Oh no, I couldn't take any more or I'd burst," said Durex.
總算，大雞雞拎著他的那一大包，衝破了人群。杜蕾斯急吼吼的幫他卸下負載，終於，精疲力竭的大雞雞可以無力地倒下然後恢復。 “先鼻要睡~~人家還要嚐嚐看啤酒。”杜蕾斯邊說邊把啤酒桶放好。 “我相信我還可以在你那套出點東西。” 大雞雞屈服了：要是是以前的話，這樣的要求會讓他擦槍走火，但和杜蕾斯在一起後讓他不再那麼敏感。 “喔買尬，怎麼這麼多泡泡啊～～”杜蕾斯說。 “嘿啊，這杯啤酒噴出的勁不尋常的大。”大雞雞說道，“要不要我再弄一杯？” “哦，不，人家不行了啦～～不然會壞掉，”杜蕾斯說。

"Stop, stop!" shouted Mexican Handjob to the narrator, "I protest these obvious and clich?d sex puns." Well, what would you prefer I write? "Talk about how the run will end on the beach, so hashers can enjoy a nice swim before down-downs." "It'll be very sunny," said Durex, "so everyone should bring protection." "Stop it!" said Mexican Handjob. "Shade would be nice," inserted Big Cock, "so I'll erect a big tent." "Sacre bleu!" ejaculated Mexican Handjob.
“雅咩爹，雅咩爹！” 墨西哥手工活對著旁白喊道，“我要抗議這些非常明顯又陳詞濫調的色色雙關。” 好唄，那你希望我寫些什麼？ “說跑步的終點會是在海灘上啊～這樣大家就可以在噹噹之前開心的泡泡水啦～” “太陽會很大，”杜蕾斯說，“所以大家都要確實的做防護～～” “私大普！” 墨西哥手工活說。 “有遮蔭的地方就好了，”大雞雞插嘴，“那我就來搭個大～～帳篷吧。” “齁哩穴！” 墨西哥手工活大喊。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Big Cock / 大雞雞
Cohare 副兔: Durex / 杜蕾斯

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 8 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m
Short: 5 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, July 16, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Waiao Station
外澳車站
https://goo.gl/maps/zwaPAfppM4jKJmQ99

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the local train to Waiao Station.
火車搭乘區間車至外澳車站。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
紅螃蟹海鮮餐廳
宜蘭縣頭城鎮濱海路二段329號
https://goo.gl/maps/MP4jqtqdUse2hyT79
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#2511 - The Amphibiousexual Run / 乾濕大作戰亂
7/23/2023-14:0
7/23/2023-18:0
Jiajiuliao Suspension Bridge
加九寮景觀大橋
https://goo.gl/maps/uTQF3SR3drcSkPdf7
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Once upon a time, in the far away land of Wulai, lived two magical creatures: a spirit of the land, and a spirit of the water. Their names are unpronounceable by human mouths, so we shall call them Just Tammy and Just Linna. They were having an argument by the riverbank over what kind of trails human runners liked best. "It's hard ground," said Linna of the Land, "where mankind belongs, where legs can push off solid earth and socks don't get all wet and gross." "Nay, it's in the water," said Tammy the Tracer, "where humans can cool off from the hot sun, make excuses to take their clothes off, and pee without anyone knowing." "Land!" "River!" "Dry!" "Wet!"
從前從前，在那很遠很遠的大地--烏來，住著兩個神奇的生物：地之靈和水之靈。他們的名字平凡的人類無法發音出來，所以我們就稱他們為“就只是Tammy”和“就只是Linna”。他們正在河岸邊爭論人類跑者最喜歡什麼樣的路徑。 “絕對是堅硬的大地，”地之靈Linna說，“這是人類的歸屬，雙腿可以感受硬實的土地，襪子也不會弄得濕濕噁噁的。” “才不是，絕對是在水裡，”水之靈Tammy說，“人類可以在那得到涼爽並躲避烈日，還可以有藉口脫掉衣服，然後偷尿尿也沒人會發現。” “大地！” “溪河！” “乾！” “濕！”

Unbeknownst to the fair nymphs, standing above them on Jiajiuliao Suspension Bridge was none other than the future GM of Metro Hash: Cherry Popper, the Hero of Hymentear, the Vanquisher of Virginities, the legendary deflowerer permanently banned from both St. Chastity's School for Nuns and the Taipei Botanical Gardens. At the word "wet" he jumped down and addressed the two nature spirits.
兩位美麗的精靈沒有注意到，在她們上方的加九寮吊橋上，正站著未來的MH3會長：破處者(Cherry Popper)，膜界的討伐者，童貞的征服者，被永久禁止進入聖貞潔修女學校和台北兒童樂園的傳奇破處者。聽到“濕”這個詞，他跳了下來，對兩個自然精靈說話。

"Fair maidens, let us settle your argument with a Hash Run. It shall be half trail running, half river tracing, guaranteed to get the hashers all wet. You two shall be the hares." "But we've never hared before," said the spirits. "That makes you virgin hares. I can help with that," said Cherry Popper, licking his lips. "We don't even have hash names," said the spirits. "I can help with that," said a suddenly materialized Limp of Shame, licking his lips.
“美麗的女孩們，讓我們用一場hash亂來解決你們的爭論吧 ~~ 這將會是一半在路徑上跑，一半在河裡溯溪，保證把hasher都弄濕~~ 然後你們兩個來當兔子。” “但我們從來沒當過兔子也..."精靈們說道。 “這樣你們就是處女兔，讓我來幫忙你們。”破處者舔著嘴唇說。 “可是我們也沒有兔名捏... ”精靈們再說道。 “讓我來幫忙這個~~”羞羞跛行突然出現並舔著嘴唇說道。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Just Tammy / 就只是Tammy
Cohare 副兔: Just Linna / 就只是Linna

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
6 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, July 23, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Jiajiuliao Suspension Bridge
加九寮景觀大橋
https://goo.gl/maps/uTQF3SR3drcSkPdf7

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take bus 849 and get off at “Chenggong” bus stop.
公車849《成功》站下車，再步行850公尺

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
TBD
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#2512 - Golden Trail 3 / 黃金越野跑系列之三
7/30/2023-14:0
7/30/2023-18:0
Shuanglianpi Camping Area
雙連埤露營區
https://goo.gl/maps/nYwjbq8mnVuqx6qX6
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On what had to be one of the hottest, stickiest days on record, ChaCha, FIAT, and their partners were stuck in traffic on their way to Yilan to recce the run. They had rented a beaten-up old bus that FIAT was driving, and which ironically was a Buick. "Ma vai! Let's-a go already!" she yelled, gesticulating wildly. "Are we there yet," asked ChaCha. "Don't talk to me while I'm driving, I need my hands," replied FIAT before honking the horn loudly. "Ma che cazzo! What's-a taking so long! Besides, this bus trip was your idea."
在一個有史以來最熱最黏的日子，恰吉、飛雅特(FIAT)和他們的伴侶在往宜蘭找路的途中遇上了大塞車。他們很諷刺地租了一台破破舊舊的別克牌巴士，然後讓飛雅特開。 “Ma vai (義: 走啊)！在拖拉甚麼?! ” 她一邊叫喊，手一邊義大利式瘋狂地比劃著。 “我們到了嗎？”恰吉問道。 "不要在我開車的時候跟我講話，我需要我的手開車 !! ”飛雅特回答道，然後大聲按喇叭。 “Ma che cazzo (義: 搞甚麼鬼) ?! 到底會不會開車?!?! 在磨蹭甚麼鬼?!?! 然後，這次巴士旅行都馬是你的好主意啦。”

"I wanted to recce the ride to the run start. I hope we get there soon. I need to pee badly," said ChaCha, holding his legs together and doing a little dance, which ironically was a mambo. "Then go outside behind a tree, the bus isn't moving," said FIAT, "and while you are out there, tell Toasted Taint to get down from the roof. It's too hot, he'll get a sunburn." "I can't pee now, I have to save it to mark the run. It's a golden trail run," said ChaCha.
“啊我想也探探看到跑步起點需要多久的交通時間嘛... 我真的希望我們可以早點到達，我超～～～～級超級想尿尿，”恰吉說，夾緊雙腿，小小扭動跳了一下舞，也很諷刺的是，舞步是曼波。 “那你就去到外面找一顆樹解決，反正車子根本不會動，”飛雅特說，“啊你到外面的時候，順便叫烤會陰(Toasted Taint)從車頂上下來。太熱了，他會被曬傷的。” “我現在還不能尿啦，我得要忍住到時在亂上面做記號。這次是另一次的黃金越野跑捏。”恰吉說。

As FIAT sat dumbstruck trying to figure out how to explain to ChaCha that it wasn't that type of "golden," she hadn't noticed that traffic had moved. "Finally! Andiamo," she shouted and floored the pedal, only to almost crash into traffic again as they had only moved a few meters. As she hit the brakes hard, a sunscreen-slick Toasted Taint skidded off the roof and down the windshield, slamming his sundried tomatoes into the hood ornament. FIAT, full of concern, finished her espresso and walked out to tend to her boyfriend's croutons. "Are you all right?" she asked. "Che rompi coglione" he squeaked. "Aww, honey, you've been practicing your Italian!" exclaimed FIAT.
飛雅特大驚，正當她試著想出辦法來向恰吉解釋此黃金非彼黃金時，她沒有注意到車陣總算開始再動了起來。 “終於！Andiamo (義:咱們走吧)，”她大喊，踩下油門，但他們只移動了幾公尺，然後差點再次撞上前面的車流。當她急剎，塗了防曬油的烤會陰從車頂順著擋風玻璃滑落，把他曬的乾扁扁紅通通的屁股撞到了引擎蓋的裝飾物上。飛雅特很擔心的，但還是先喝完她的濃縮咖啡，然後出去照顧她男朋友的屁屁。 “你沒事兒吧？” 她問。 “Che rompi coglione(義: 我的蛋疼!!!!) !!! ”他尖叫道。 “喔呦～～～～親愛的，你一直在練習意大利話！” 飛雅特驚呼~

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: ChaCha / 恰吉
Cohare 副兔: FIAT / 飛雅特

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, July 30, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Shuanglianpi Camping Area
雙連埤露營區
https://goo.gl/maps/nYwjbq8mnVuqx6qX6

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
This is a bus run! Please confirm your presence by contacting TwH3 representative at : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com
這次是巴士亂！請跟TwH3的幹部確認你是否有巴士座位 : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
$500 for men and women with run and bus ride included.
不論男女都是500元(含跑步&巴士費用)

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
彩燕在地美食
03 922 8931
https://maps.app.goo.gl/3Rw5VRDjtvj2VAoa9
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2512 Bus Me
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#2513 - The Metro Sharknado Run / 咩糗風飛鯊亂
8/6/2023-14:0
8/6/2023-18:0
Lingjiao Station
嶺腳車站
https://goo.gl/maps/tQURYrMawkcWhYii8
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/364798975_6570657406363788_8084027813054872587_n.jpg
While the US Congress was hearing reports about alien visitors, the skies over Pingxi had their own Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon: a giant hot air balloon shaped like two cherries. Inside the basket were two Metro Hash legends, Flasher and Cherry Popper, surveying the scenery and arguing amongst themselves.
當美國國會正在做有關外星訪客的聽證會的時候，我們台灣平溪上空出現了個不明空中現象：一個形狀像兩粒櫻桃的巨大熱氣球，乘載了兩名咩糗的傳奇人物閃光(Flasher) 和破處者 (Cherry Popper)，他倆一邊巡視著風景一邊爭論。

"This was a terrible idea," complained Cherry Popper. "Stop whining! This way we can simultaneously recce the run and advertise the Hash," replied Flasher. "Plus, we have to outclass those Taiwan Hashers somehow. I mean, did you see the photos from last week's trail? Dammit, we have to follow THAT!?" "At least put some clothes on," begged Cherry Popper. "Never!" said Flasher, the wind in his cherries. "Plus, if you didn't like my idea, why did you volunteer your hot air balloon?" "We can't use your hot air balloon, Flasher," answered Cherry Popper, "it's hairy and off-putting and scares off the virgins. And the basket dangles too low when it's humid out."
“這個主意真的很糟糕也，”破處者抱怨著。 “不要在那邊雞雞歪歪了！這樣我們可以一邊探路一邊幫Hash打廣告，”閃光回答。 “而且!! 我們一定要用某種方法來超越TwH3。我跟你說，你是沒看到上星期的亂的照片膩?! 他奶奶的!! 我們被排在那個亂之後!!!! ” “啊...題外話，你可以至少穿點衣服嗎，”破處者拜託。 “才不要！” 閃光說，風吹拂過他的蛋蛋。 “啊如果你不喜歡我的主意，你幹嘛要自願提供你的熱氣球呢？” “我們絕對不能用你的，閃光... ”破處者回答，“它毛茸茸的又不討喜，處女們都會被嚇跑。而且潮濕的時候籃子會垂下來。”

Suddenly, a runaway sky lantern collided with the cherry balloon, causing it to burst with a loud pop. "We really should have seen that coming," said Cherry Popper. The balloon plummeted into an exotic seafood restaurant, with Flasher landing in the sharktank. "Ow! A shark bit me and broke my toe and now I can't run," whined Flasher. "No one will ever believe you," said Cherry Popper. Flasher snorted: "They didn't believe I could make a hot air balloon capable of sweating human sweat either, but who's laughing now!”
突然，一個失控的天燈撞上了他們的櫻桃氣球，“啪”的一聲氣球爆炸了。 “我們早該預見這點，”破處者說。氣球墜落在一家充滿異國情調的海鮮餐廳，閃光掉進鯊魚池中。 “ 哎喲！我被鯊魚咬了，他咬斷了我的腳趾，我現在跑不了了啦!!!”閃光哀嚎。 “沒人會相信你的啦，”破處者說。閃光哼了一聲“ 哼. 他們也不相信我能製造出能夠讓人類出汗的熱氣球，但現在是誰在看誰笑話呢！”

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Flasher / 閃光
Cohare 副兔: Cherry Popper / 破處者

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: TBD km + Elevation: TBD m / 爬升: TBD m
Short: TBD km + Elevation: TBD m / 爬升: TBD m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, August 6, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Lingjiao Station
嶺腳車站
https://goo.gl/maps/tQURYrMawkcWhYii8

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
- Take the Pingxi line train to Lingjiao Station.
搭平溪線火車到嶺腳站
- Take bus 795 from Muzha MRT Station to Lingjiao Station.
從木柵捷運站搭795公車到嶺腳站

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men $250 Women $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
嶺腳小吃
https://goo.gl/maps/KGSNpBiEptr9JNfZ8
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#2514 - TwH3 x NTH3 Joint Run
8/13/2023-14:0
8/13/2023-18:0
Qianshuiwan
淺水灣
https://goo.gl/maps/AgKWSbSQVE5FhuQM8
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Some mysteries defy answers. What happens when an unstoppable spear hits an unbreakable shield? Who wins when a hound that never misses hunts a hare that can never be caught? If a hasher yells "R U?" in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, are they still checking? This August, the joint efforts of the greatest philosophical minds of Taiwan Hash and New Taipei Hash will settle the first paradox once and for all, as an irresistible force meets an immovable object: Unleashed Bitch vs. The Leash.
有些無解的謎團: 當無法阻擋的矛刺中堅不可摧的盾時會發生什麼？當一隻從不失手的獵犬去追捕一隻永遠逮不到的野兔時，又是誰會贏？如果一個hasher在森林裡大喊"啊~~優 ?" 但是周遭卻沒有半個人聽見，還有人真的在找路嗎？今年八月，TwH3和NTH3將集合他們最了不起的哲學大腦，來一勞永逸的共同努力解決第一個悖論，當無法抵抗的力量遇到固若金湯的物體：綁不住的賤人(Unleashed Bitch)對決虎媽(The Leash)。

Unfortunately, and like so many wise thinkers before them, the hashers got too drunk and screwed up their plans, and now the two elemental beings are working together instead of against each other. Excited to be co-haring the annual Joint Run, Unleashed Bitch and The Leash will sprint alongside one another, neither leading nor following, leaving behind the flour markings that represents the illusion of free will. The constructive interference from their synergy threatens to collapse the space-time continuum, or at least make it really difficult for the hares to be caught this time.
很不幸的是... 就像那些被破功的前聰明思想家們，他們沒考慮到，hasher們總是喝得太醉，他們的計劃整個砸鍋，而現在這兩個矛盾元素正在合作而不是相互對抗。綁不住的賤人和虎媽很高興能共同為一年一度的聯合亂做兔子，他們將並肩衝刺，誰也不跑在誰前面或是後面，只撒下代表自由意志幻覺的麵粉標記。他們的協作所產生的建設性干擾可能會破壞時空的連續性，簡單來說，就是這次的兔仔子真的很難會被抓住啦。

The hares say that this run will be easy and low elevation, and also that all hares are liars. Down-downs will be held in Plato’s cave, starting once Achilles catches up to Zeno’s tortoise. As per tradition, the experiment will be held the day after the Formosa Hash Bikini Run, which is also when Taiwan Hash GM Mexican Hand-Job will be answering another age-old question: what is the sound of one hand fapping?
兔仔子們說這次跑步很容易啦，也幾乎沒甚麼爬升，啊大家也都知道"兔子的嘴，騙人的鬼"。噹噹將在阿基里斯一追上烏龜之後，在柏拉圖的地穴中舉行。按照慣例，聯合亂將在 FH3比基尼亂後的第二天進行，到時TwH3的會長: 墨西哥手工活將會回答另一個古老的大哉問---隻手之聲到底是啥聲？

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Unleashed Bitch / 綁不住的賤人
Cohare 副兔: The Leash / 虎媽

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
6.5 km + Elevation: 150 m / 爬升: 150 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, August 13, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Qianshuiwan
淺水灣
https://goo.gl/maps/AgKWSbSQVE5FhuQM8

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
1. Public Transportation
Take the bus #860/#862/#863 from MRT Station Danshui and get off at Bus Station "Beishi River Entrance"
從淡水捷運站搭公車860/862/863到"北勢溪口"站下車
2. Ubiking
Ubike 2.0 is available at Qianshuiwan Park
淺水灣公園有Ubike 2.0站

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
$200 RUN ONLY (Adult all gender) 純跑步(成人均一價)

+ $500 BASH ONLY 純晚餐 (Green wristband 綠手環)

OR

+$700 BASH+BUS to Taipei 晚餐+回程巴士 (Orange wristband 橘手環)

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
60年代脆皮雞白斬雞
https://goo.gl/maps/AgKWSbSQVE5FhuQM8
https://www.facebook.com/events/265541052492463/
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#2515 - The 2023 POW Run / 2023戰俘營紀念亂
8/20/2023-14:0
8/20/2023-18:0
Taiwan POW Memorial and Peace Park (Kinkaseki POW Camp)
國際終戰和平紀念園區
https://goo.gl/maps/PtxXsNSRfZXMg6Xm7
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After finishing a particularly mediocre cold shower, Shitty Shrinkage went outside to check the mail, wondering if Willem Dafoe had received his fan letters yet. Instead he found a golden envelope sealed with a single drop of red sealing wax. At least, he hoped it was wax. "Oh for fuck's sake," he said, already knowing the contents. It was the annual invitation from Period to co-hare the Jinguashi POW memorial run. Shitty Shrinkage set up an appointment to meet, hopped on his Goblin Glider, and sped off wondering how he could get out of this.
沖完一個超級平常的冷水澡後，狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage) 走到外面去看他的郵箱，想知道威廉·達佛有沒有收到他的粉絲信。結果，他收到了是一個用一滴紅蠟密封的金色信封。至少...他希望那真的是蠟。 “尬，你馬幫幫忙”他說，然後已經可以知道信的內容了。那是月月有(Period)1年1度的邀請，請他當金瓜石戰俘營紀念亂的副兔。狗屎縮陽約好了見面，跳上他的綠惡魔滑翔翼飛馳而去，然後一邊想著要怎麼才能擺脫這件事。

"Are you excited for this run," asked Period? "I can't run," said Shitty Shrinkage, "I injured my ankle." "That was months ago, and I've seen you run since then," said Period, "plus I injure myself all the time. Look, I hurt my knees just speaking to you!" "I can't run," said Shitty Shrinkage, "I owe Balls in your Cort a lot of money from gambling." "Nonsense, he's a terrible poker player and everyone knows it," said Period, applying gauze to his knees. "I can't run," said Shitty Shrinkage, "I... I am too shy." "You are literally shirtless right now," said Period, "plus, you have nothing to be shy about. I've heard you are hung like a Ken Doll... after an ice bath." "Eh, fuck you," said Shitty Shrinkage, Canadianly.
“你對這次的亂興奮嗎？”月月有問道？ “我沒有辦法跑... ”狗屎縮陽說道，“我的腳踝受傷了捏。” “那都是幾個月前的事了?而且我明明就有看過你之前已經開始跑了，”月月有說，“而且，哼哼~我也是一直在弄傷自己啊。看，我只是和你說個話我的膝蓋就要廢了” “我沒有辦法跑...”狗屎縮陽說，“我賭博還欠蛋蛋在你的髒窩很多錢。” “放屁，大家都知道他撲克牌玩得有夠爛，”月月有一邊說，一邊給他自己膝蓋敷上紗布。 “我沒有辦法跑...”狗屎縮陽說道，“人家……人家太害羞了啦。” “你打赤膊在那邊給我睜眼說瞎話，”月月有說道，“而且，你有甚麼可害羞的? 我聽說你在沖了涼浴以後，下半身看起來簡直就像是肯尼娃娃。” “欸，去你的!! ”加拿大人狗屎縮陽說道。

"Fuck you!" said Fucking Sucks, suddenly appearing in the bushes. "Fuck you," greeted Shitty Shrinkage, "fuck you?" "Fuck you? Fuck you! Fuck yooouuuu" argued Fucking Sucks, then he made a face and receded into the undergrowth. "Fuck you," answered Shitty Shrinkage, then he turned back to Period: "Fine, I'll do the run." "What? He convinced you? How?" asked Period. "I learned to speak Fucklish in college," replied Shitty Shrinkage.
“去你的!" 突然從灌木叢中出現的操蛋(Fucking Sucks)說道。 “草尼馬，”狗屎縮陽跟他打招呼，“法克？” “法克？法克！法克油油油油油!!”操蛋爭論著，然後他做了個鬼臉，退回了灌木叢中。 “操你媽的，”狗屎縮陽繼續說道，然後他又轉向月月有：“好啦好啦，我會做你的副兔。” “啥？他說服了你？怎麼辦到的？” 月月有問道。 “我在大學裡學會了怎麼說法克語，”狗屎縮陽回答道。

EPILOGUE: ‘Twas the weekend before the run, and everything was set to go, when Shitty Shrinkage got the call. “I am replacing you,” said Period, “I have found a better co-hare: Chaofan.” “What? After all that, you’re replacing me?” complained Shitty Shrinkage. “When did you decide this? What does she have that I don’t?” “I decided at the Bikini Run,” said Period, “which also answers your second question.” “Eh, fuck you,” said a deflated Shitty Shrinkage, who proceeded to drown his sorrows with shots of maple syrup.
故事的尾聲: 戰俘紀念亂的前一個周末，一切都準備妥當，這時狗屎縮陽接到了一通電話。 “你出局了，”月月有說，“我找到了一隻更好副兔: 炒飯。” “蛤?哩共蝦?! 之前搞那麼大一齣，啊你現在要一腳把我踢開? ” 狗屎縮陽抱怨。"那你是甚麼時候改變心意的？她又有什麼是我沒有的？” “我在比基尼亂的時候決定的，”月月有說道，“我想這也順便回答了你第二個問題。” “去，法克油，”洩氣了的狗屎縮陽說道，然後他開始藉楓糖漿來澆他的悲傷。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Period / 月月有
Cohare 副兔: Chaofan / 炒飯

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 7.5 km + Elevation: 450 m / 爬升: 450 m
Short: 5 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, August 20, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Taiwan POW Memorial and Peace Park (Kinkaseki POW Camp)
國際終戰和平紀念園區
https://goo.gl/maps/PtxXsNSRfZXMg6Xm7

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take bus 1062 from MRT Zhongxiao Fuxing Station Bus Stop.
Bus time is approximately 1hr 20min. Departs every 20 minutes.
從捷運忠孝復興站搭1062巴士，車次間隔約20分鐘，大概需要1小時20分到達目的地

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
阿嬤的廚房
https://goo.gl/maps/jfNi94ybDGcc19aW8
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#2516 - The Lost Art of Checking (Part II) / 失落的check藝術亂(趴兔)
8/27/2023-14:0
8/27/2023-18:0
Shimen farmhouse
石門農場
https://goo.gl/maps/9m6WsEpm89jsUKCHA
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/FB_IMG_1692712680673.jpg
Checking is far more complex than it seems. Will the next marking be 100m of running away, or 100m in a straight line? Do beer stops count as checks? What are these "titty checks" and "package checks" those sketchy visiting hashers fondly speak of? Mijo Slut and his slut, Mijo's Slut, have been sluttily mijoing a trail back at the scene of our 2500th run, with the goal of reminding Taiwan Hash what the true purpose of checks is: fucking with the Front Running Bastards, because here we have no tolerance for race-ism.
"Checking"這件事其實遠比我們想像中的還複雜，下一個麵粉記號到底是在方圓100公尺內，還是直線距離100公尺裡? 啤酒中繼站也可以算是一個check嗎? 那些粗粗魯魯從外地來訪的hashers很愛說的"咪咪檢查"跟"袋袋檢查"又是三小? 米酒蕩婦( Mijo Slut )和他真的蕩婦，米酒的蕩婦( Mijo's Slut ) 一直在我們第2500次亂的現場壞壞放蕩，以此想要來提醒TwH3 checking真正的目的 --- 就是要阻止那些他媽的跑太快太前面的混蛋，因為這裡是不容許有競賽主義的存在!!

This live-hared trail promises to use checks, not terrain, as the source of challenge. Mostly runnable trails with nothing steep and little road. With proper checking, the pack of hounds will not be as widely spaced out, and so being fastest doesn't guarantee you will finish first. Mijo Slut has even convinced Just Gay to be cohare, which means the rest of us now have even more of a chance at coming in first! ["Wasn't my name changed to 'Just Not Gay?'" asked Just Gay as heterosexually as possible. "Not since your performance at the beach down-downs two weeks ago," said the narrator. "Stupid party bus," gayed Just Gay gaily.]
這條絕對現撒的路線承諾會巧妙的使用check而不是地形來當作挑戰的重點。大部分都是可以跑的路徑，不會有甚麼陡峭困難的地方，而且路也不大。通過適時適量的check，獵犬們之前的距離不會分的太開，所以就算你跑得最快也不見得保證你會是第一個達到終點。米酒蕩婦甚至說服了就是Gay(Just Gay)一起當兔子，這就表示我們其他人有更多的機會會是第一名!! ["嘿!!我的名字不是改成了'才不是Gay'嗎?"就是Gay盡可能的用很異性戀的方式問道。"ㄟ...自從你上兩個星期海灘上的表演以來，就又改回來了"旁白提醒他。"壞死了的傻氣趴替巴士~~"就是Gay基情滿滿的大喊。]

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Mijo Slut / 米酒蕩婦
Cohare 副兔: Just Gay / 就是Gay

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m
Runners 70 mins. + - checks. Walkers 120 mins.

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, August 27, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Shimen farmhouse
石門農場
https://goo.gl/maps/9m6WsEpm89jsUKCHA

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
This is a bus run! Please confirm your presence by contacting TwH3 representative at : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com
這次是巴士亂！請跟TwH3的幹部確認你是否有巴士座位 : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com

For drivers, there is only parking for a couple of cars at the restaurant car park. There is more space 100m before the restaurant next to a bridge.
開車者請注意，餐廳前只有少少的停車位。100公尺外的橋旁有比較多的車位。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
阿玉姐田園小吃
https://goo.gl/maps/AgePjaKRrTMjh8476
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2516 Bus Me
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#2517 - The Betel Nut Boys 3 Yesses Run / 檳榔潘安3 耶史史史史亂
9/3/2023-14:0
9/3/2023-18:0
Ansan Temple
安山寺
https://goo.gl/maps/86b7uFDKRLRCsYYg8
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/FB_IMG_1693420715793.jpg
Back in the early noughties, Taiwan was a sexier and perhaps more easy-going place. That was before the government imposed the three No's rule - No bellies, No breasts, and No buttocks!
回到90年代初期，台灣是一個更性感、然後或許也是更隨和的地方。那是在政府明訂並實行“三不”規則之前——不露肚、不露奶、不露屁！

Hashers were free to drunkenly cavort around, pausing at each street corner to drool red-mouthed at Taiwan’s famous Betel Nut Beauties. Twenty years on, some things have changed, but Ankeng is still a top hashing area brimming with tea fields, shady betel nut plantations, runnable farmers' trails, and cool rivers.
Hasher們可以更自由自在地喝茫耍ㄎㄧㄤ，在每個街角停下來，對著台灣著名的檳榔西施流口水。二十年過去了，有些事情發生了變化，但安坑仍然是我們Hash的終極戰區，到處都是茶園、成蔭的檳榔園、適合跑步的農家小徑和清涼的河流。

Join us for a chance to release your inner Binglang Girl or Binglang Boy as we say 3 loud hashy YESSES to the 3 No's at the swimming hole beer-check and down-downs.快加入我們，來有機會釋放你內心的檳榔西施或檳榔潘安，在可以游泳的啤酒check和噹噹大聲的對 3 個"不"響亮的喊出 3 個“是”。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Hunting Cunt / 狩獵逼逼
Cohare 副兔: Toasted Taint / 烤會陰

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 8.8 km + Elevation: 400 m / 爬升: 400 m
Short: 6.5 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, September 3, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Ansan Temple
安山寺
https://goo.gl/maps/86b7uFDKRLRCsYYg8

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Taxi Pool from Xindian MRT, only 100NTD each for 4 people sharing. Meet at the taxi rank on the side of the main road directly outside the station entrance.
https://goo.gl/maps/9pMiCGEPLfsadVwu9

There is a 779 bus but it only runs once every hour, so taxi pool is highly encouraged. The 1:20pm will get hashers to the run start just after 2:00pm. Hashers wanting to go back to Xindian without bashing can catch a bus at 6:44pm.

一起從新店捷運站搭計程車，大約只需要1人100 (4人同車的話)。在捷運站外小黃乘車點集合。
https://goo.gl/maps/9pMiCGEPLfsadVwu9

或是可以搭779巴士，但是1小時才一班，所以我們強烈建議大家搭計程車，你真要搭巴士的話，要趕上1:20 pm那班，可以在2點左右到達起點。不想留bash想直接回新店的人，可以搭6:44 pm的巴士。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
春谷餐廳
02 2668 1277
https://goo.gl/maps/EH66pGfLJBurGkM27
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#2518 - The Space Oddity Run
9/10/2023-14:0
9/10/2023-18:0
Lane 560, Section 3, Ren'ai Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City
桃園市蘆竹區仁愛路三段560巷
https://goo.gl/maps/YX4FdHzo8Vg797CK7
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/FB_IMG_1694061129431-1.jpg
"Spaceman's Log, Stargate 112-2518-420/69-lol : I am responding to a distress signal from Taoyuan Metro Hash GMs Superwhite and Juicy Kiwi. They are engaged in a diplomatic mission with Taiwan Hash and their notorious Emperor, the devious Mexican Handjob, trying to smooth over a previous misunderstanding involving a buttplug and a Tribble. It seems they need an experienced former GM to guest hare a run for the nefarious Taiwan Hashers, whose alien ways are strange and sexy to us. I have crash landed in an uncharted forest, lightseconds away from the nearest 7eleven, and had to send out a distress signal myself. I thought I could hear an ambulance coming, but, unfortunately, it's just OEOE, wearing a spinning light on his head and saying his name repeatedly like a Pokémon."
“太空人日誌，星際之門112-2518-420/69-lol：我正在回應來自桃園咩糗hash會長超級白(Superwhite) 和多汁奇異果(Juicy Kiwi) 的求救信號。他們正在和TwH3跟他們惡名昭彰的統治者、狡猾的墨西哥手工活執行一項外交任務，試圖消除之前涉及肛塞和某種外星生物的誤會。看來他們需要一位經驗豐富的前會長來客座做路給邪惡的TwH3 hashers，他們這些外星人對我們來說既奇怪又性感。我已經迫降在一片未知的森林，距離最近的7-11 只有幾光秒的距離，我必須自己發出求救信號。我以為我能聽到救護車駛來的聲音，但不幸的是，結果只是歐伊歐伊(OEOE)，他頭上戴著旋轉燈，像寶可夢一樣的反复喊著他自己的名字。”

"OEOE OEOE… BEOOoooo. Please state the nature of your medical emergency." "I'm fine, you idiot, I'm just lost. The bright lights of Taipei must be interfering with my sensitive Taoyuan eyes.""Or you just suck at navigating trails. This is why the GMs sent me to help you.""You? They sent you to help me?""Sure, I'll be next year's Taoyuan Hash GM.""This is embarrassing. We will lose face in front of the Taiwan Hash Empire.""Nonsense, this is Taoyuan Metro Hash space! We have homefield advantage! We'll show those invaders how we do things in Airport County! Now drop your trousers so that I can perform a medical examination.""No. Use space words.""Oh, um… now lower your shields so that I can probe Uranus""Aye aye, OEOE!"
“歐伊歐伊....逼喔喔喔喔喔喔。請說明你的醫療緊急情況程度。”“我沒事，你這個白痴，我只是迷路了，天龍國的明亮燈光一定擾亂了我敏感的桃園雙眼。”“或者你只是不擅於導航。這就是為什麼會長派我來幫你。”“你？他們派你來幫我？”“東聯，我可是明年桃園hash 會長捏。”“這未免太扯了，我們會在TwH3帝國前丟臉的。”“才不會!! 這裡可是桃園咩糗hash的天地！我們可是有主場優勢捏！我們要讓那些入侵者見識一下機場城的做法！現在脫下褲子，讓我幫你check check～”“不行! 你要用太空術語。”“哦，嗯……那現在解開你的防護罩，這樣我就可以來探測天王星了”“喔喔~~~歐伊歐伊！”

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: OEOE / 歐伊歐伊
Cohare 副兔: Spaceman / 太空人

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7.5 km + Elevation: 400 m / 爬升: 400 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, September 10, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Lane 560, Section 3, Ren'ai Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City
桃園市蘆竹區仁愛路三段560巷
https://goo.gl/maps/YX4FdHzo8Vg797CK7

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
a) Bus 1356A from Yuanshan to Zhongshan Changchun Rd then walk.
b) Bus or metro to Linkou then run down.
1.從圓山搭1356A巴士到中山長春路，然後走路
2.巴士或捷運搭到林口，然後一路跑過去

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
Ziji Ren Restaurant
自己人餐廳
https://goo.gl/maps/pCrUazUUTsZXUgXn7
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#2519 - Le Tour de Zoo
9/17/2023-14:0
9/17/2023-18:0
Taipei Zoo MRT Station
動物園捷運站
https://goo.gl/maps/iPnHDeXgPqeARXNW6
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/FB_IMG_1694606461291.jpg
Standing somewhere between the panda enclosure, the flamingo pond, and the cage where they keep the *thing* Mexican Handjob lost his virginity to; Mein Kuntf and Just Fiona were disguised as tourists, but stealthily recce-ing a trail for, they hoped, New Taipei Hash. "This place has so much history," said Mein Kuntf. "In that area, for example, lived an elephant who served in the war against Japan. And over there is where Teenwolf spent his first years in Taiwan before someone realized he's a human." Just Fiona listened appreciatively, taking notes, until they reconvened at the Hare-bunker for a meeting.
站在貓熊柵欄、紅鶴池塘和那個養著讓墨西哥手工活失去童貞的"生物"的籠子之間；我的勃起(Mein Kuntf)和就是費歐娜(Just Fiona) 喬裝成遊客，但其實他們是在偷偷地幫新北Hash探路。 “這個地方有著悠久的歷史，”我的勃起說。 “像是啊，在那區以前曾有一頭參加過抗日戰爭的大象。啊另一邊，是少年狼(Teenwolf) 度過了他在台灣的第一年歲月，直到有人意識到他其實是人類。” 就是費歐娜欽佩的一邊聽著，一邊筆記，直到他們在野兔地堡重新開會。

"I have the perfect plan," declared Mein Kuntf, unrolling a map labeled with what Fiona strongly hoped were symbols for Buddhist temples. "Recently the hashers have been solving checks quickly through use of a wide front, so we shall lead them through the narrows of the Rainforest Area, with checks in the south by the Waterfowl Zone and the Penguin house. We will secure our route with checks at Bird World in the north and the Reptile House in the east. A beer check at the giraffe area will bring everything under control." Just Fiona paled. "My hare…" she stammered, "the beer truck… the beer truck will not be allowed into the Zoo. New Taipei Hash has rejected your run."
“我有一個完美的計劃，” 我的勃起說道，同時展開了一張地圖，上面標記著就是費歐娜強烈希望是佛教寺廟的符號。 “最近，hasher常常用寬闊的前方道路來快速找到check，所以我們應該引導他們穿過狹窄的雨林區，接著在南邊的水鳥區和企鵝小屋附近來做check。我們將用check來確保我們的路線北邊會是鳥世界，東邊是爬蟲館，然後在長頸鹿區的來一下啤酒check，一切就都在掌控之中了~~。” “我的偉大兔子……”就是費歐娜臉色慘白結結巴巴的說，“啤酒車……啤酒車不被允許進入動物園。新北Hash回絕了你的路。”

Mein Kuntf, with shaking hands, removed the sweatband from his head. "That was an ORDER! The beer truck in the zoo was an order! So this is what it has come to! The trailmasters have been lying to me. Our GMs are just a bunch of contemptible, drunken cowards." Just Fiona was shocked, "My hare, this is outrageous! I cannot allow you to correctly call the GMs drunks." Mein Kuntf raged on, "For years, the trailmasters have hindered my plans! I should have liquidated the committee, like Stalin! They shall pay in beer! They shall drown in their own beer!" Just Fiona quickly reacted, "Don't worry, my hare. This is not your Downfall. If we make the route go mostly around the zoo, then Taiwan Hash will surely approve it! It’s your mother hash, and their GM looks like he surrenders quickly." Mein Kuntf studied the new trail Fiona drew out. "That's brilliant! You have saved my run! My mind is blown." 我的勃起用顫抖的雙手取下了頭上的防汗帶。 “那是命令！讓啤酒車停在動物園裡面是命令!!那是應該達成的結果!!!!路徑委員一直在騙我。我們的會長們就是一群可悲的醉鬼懦夫。” 就是費歐娜嚇到了，“我的偉大兔子，這太超過了!!我不能允許你正確地叫會長們為醉漢。” 我的勃起繼續憤怒地說：“多年來，路徑委員們一直在阻礙我的計劃！我應該像史達林一樣清算委員會！他們將將用啤酒還債！他們將被自己的啤酒淹死！” 就是費歐娜很快反應過來，“請不用擔心，我的偉大兔子。這不會是你的失敗。如果我們把路線改成主要圍繞著動物園，那TwH3一定會批准的！那是你的母會，而且他們的會長看起來就是會馬上投降的類型。” 我的勃起研究了就是費歐娜發現的新路徑。 “太神了！你救了我的命！我真是大開眼界了!!”

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Mein Kuntf/我的勃起
Cohare 副兔: Just Fiona/就是費歐娜

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 9.1 km + Elevation: 430 m / 爬升: 430 m
Short: 7.5 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, September 17, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Taipei Zoo MRT Station
動物園捷運站
https://goo.gl/maps/iPnHDeXgPqeARXNW6

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the Brown Line MRT to Taipei Zoo Station Exit 1 and cross the road.
搭捷運棕線到台北動物園站，1號出口出去過馬路

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
新味珍復古熱炒
https://goo.gl/maps/sKCZNKazBhDdr9fa7
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#2520 - The Sweet and Sour Rabbit Soup Run/糖醋兔子湯亂
9/24/2023-14:0
9/24/2023-18:0
Wulai Old Street
烏來老街
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6pK8Cc2LPA9FoSH86
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/379837025_6735375266558667_4680425654667159296_n-1.jpg
Recipe for Hasher Stew, by Limp of Shame and Homohobo
1) Take bus all the way down to Wulai, or be one of "those" hashers and ride your bike or run-to-run all the way there for maximum pre-hash sweatiness.
2) Batter the GM in flour. (Chef's tip: Aim for his eyes!)
3) Let hounds marinate in Super Supau for 15 minutes while the hares garnish the trails with periodic dustings of flour, knowing that everyone will complain about bad markings no matter what.
4) Run continuously under the sun for 5-7 kilometers, enjoying runnable trails as freshly cut as Limp of Shame's meticulously manscaped nethers, through forests as thick and shiggy and full of bugs as Homohobo's.
5) Enjoy scenic views and catch your breath as the race-ists pass by you. We'll all meet up at the checks anyway.
6) Rinse off the sweat and mud in not one, but two river sections to clean your filthy asses and play with the hares, because we'd be a drinking club with a swimming problem if we could.
7) At the A-point, stuff the hares and hounds with a mixture of cold lager and Pringles. Peel off the sopping wet shoes and socks: our GM loves the aroma.
8) Lightly roast the hashers with jokes and games at their expense, regularly basting them with beer so they don't get too dry or sober. Trim off and discard excess dignity. (Chef's tip: Limp of Shame may try to give someone a hash name. Ignore him.)
9) Wash off the sweat-and-beer marinade and boil the hashers in Wulai's famous hot spring water at the bash location for as long as it takes the hares to convince everyone this was the trail of the year.
10) Hasher Stew is served hot and sexy, to be drunk out of plastic cups, new shoes, hot chicks' bellybuttons, and sunken chests. Accompany with a bottle of Taiwan Classic and a side of more Taiwan Classic.
Hash燉菜食譜，作者：羞恥跛行(Limp of Shame) 和恐同森(Homohobo)
1) 坐公車一路殺到烏來~或是當"那些"Hasher之一，騎單車或是一路跑到起跑點，已獲得真正起跑前最大的出汗量。
2) 將會長好好的沾上麵粉。（大廚小秘訣：瞄準他的眼睛！）
3) 用舒跑讓獵犬們醃製個 15 分鐘，然後兔子們在這時可以適當適時的撒放麵粉來裝飾路徑，反正我們知道無論如何都會有人抱怨標記不好。
4) 在陽光下連續跑個 5～7 公里，享受像羞恥跛行精心修剪的下體一樣新鮮開闢的可跑路徑，穿過像恐同森一樣茂密、毛茸茸、充滿蟲子的森林。
5) 欣賞風景，當那些速度崇拜者從你身邊經過時喘口氣。反正不管怎樣，我們都會一起卡在check。
6) 可以在不是一個而是兩個溪流處清洗掉你的汗水和塵汙，讓你的髒屁屁變乾淨並與兔子們玩耍，因為如果可以的話，我們將會變成一個有游泳問題的喝酒團體。
7) 回到起跑點，將冰啤酒和品客洋芋片的混合物塞入兔子和獵犬體內。脫掉濕搭搭的鞋子和襪子：我們的會長愛死這種香味。
8) 用笑話和遊戲來慢火烘烤hasher，並適時的用啤酒塗抹他們，這樣他們就不會變得太乾或是太清醒。修剪然後丟掉多餘的尊嚴。（大廚小秘訣：羞恥跛行可能會試著給人兔名。不要理他。）
9) 沖掉汗水和啤酒醃料，然後在bash餐廳用烏來著名的溫泉水煮hasher，直到兔子們說服所有人這是今年最棒的路線。
10) 最後hash燉菜上桌時又熱又性感，可以用塑膠杯、新鞋、辣妹的肚臍和凹陷的胸部來喝。附贈上一瓶經典台啤跟更多更多的經典台啤。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Limp of Shame / 羞恥跛行
Cohare 副兔: Homohobo / 恐同森

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 7 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m
Short: 5 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, September 24, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Wulai Old Street
烏來老街
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6pK8Cc2LPA9FoSH86

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Public bus 849 leaves every 10-15 minutes from Taipei Main Station, Chiang Kai Shek MRT, Taipower Building MRT, Xindian District Office MRT.
849公車每10～15分鐘從北車、捷運中正紀念堂、捷運台電大樓或是捷運新店區公所站出發

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
阿嬤的店
https://maps.app.goo.gl/3XzbK9QotUWqbAVXA
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#2521 - The League of Extraordinary Hashers Run / 非凡hasher聯盟亂
10/1/2023-14:0
10/1/2023-18:0
Yuanye Park
原野公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nKC13yBbraUNRTwE7
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Deep underground, beneath the mansions of the slums of Tianmu, lies the secret cave lair of Taipei's famous superhero duo: the caped crusader Steel Asshole, and his partner in crime-fighting, Xiao Nai Nai. Here they practiced their martial art, Iron Colon, and maintained their elaborate collections of justice-dispensing vehicles: the ass-mobile, ass-plane, ass-copter, ass-jetski, ass-SR-71 Blackbird, ass-solid-gold-rocket-scooter, and xiaonainai-ice cream cart. They hadn't actually caught any criminals yet, but they spared no expense in getting ready to maybe do that
隱藏在天母貧民窟的地下深處，有著台北著名超級英雄雙人組的秘密巢穴：斗篷十字軍鋼門和他的打擊犯罪搭檔小奶奶。在這裡，他們練習了武術“鐵結腸術”，並時常保養他們精心收藏的正義車輛：屁屁機車、屁屁飛機、屁屁直升機、屁屁噴射艇、屁屁SR-71黑鳥、屁屁超合金-火箭滑板車和小奶奶把餔車。他們其實還沒有真的抓到任何罪犯過，但他們不遺餘力地為了將來的某一天做足萬全準備！

One night, while enjoying a modest midnight snack of lobster thermidor and a Chateau Lafite 1869, a call came in on the ass-phone. "On screen," ordered Steel Asshole. Xiao Nai Nai bounced flatchestedly to the videoscreen, and her heart fluttered: it was XiaoJiJi! "The trailmasters are waiting. Have you prepared your run for Sunday yet?" asked the poorly endowed one. Steel Asshole groaned, "I knew we forgot something." Xiao Nai Nai's heart sank in her petite chest: "I am so sorry, brother Xiao. We let you down. Are you angry? Would you like to punish me?" Steel Asshole coughed jealously, "and how is Xiao Mei Mei doing?," as Xiao Nai Nai flashed him an angry look.
某天晚上，鋼門正在享用大龍蝦和1869年份拉菲堡當宵夜，屁屁電話響了。「開視訊，」鋼門命令道。小奶奶平坦地彈射到螢幕上，心兒撲通撲通跳：是小雞雞!! “路徑委員們在等待。你準備好星期天的亂了嗎？” 一位財力貧乏的人問道。鋼門哀號：“我就知道我們忘了什麼。” 小奶奶的心沉入了她嬌小的胸膛：“對不起～～小葛格，我們讓你失望了，你生人家的氣嗎？要懲罰人家嗎～～～” 鋼門嫉妒的咳嗽了一聲：「小妹妹最近如何啊？」小奶奶惡狠狠地瞪向他。

Just then, a brilliant light and a chorus of trumpets filled the air. Who had entered the ass-cave? Why, none other than Taimax, the magnificent Metro Hasher! Defender of the downtrodden, scourge of evildoers everywhere reachable by MRT. A classic Taiwanese hero! "Oh great Taimax," begged an awestruck Steel Asshole on one knee, "I beseech thee! Will you take over as Hare and rescue our run for the good of all hash-kind?" Taimax pulled his sunglasses down halfway and replied in sonorous Taiwanese: "好." Steel Asshole bowed his head low to the ground, Xiao Nai Nai swooned, Xiao Ji Ji came in his pants a little, and Taimax turned, mounted his giant pangolin steed, and rode off majestically into the sunset.
就在此時，天空發出了燦爛的光芒和齊聲的號角聲。是誰進入了屁屁巢穴？喔，不是別人，正是連爺爺，超凡的咩糗跑者！受壓迫者的捍衛者，坐著捷運可到達的任何地方去剷奸除惡。一位台灣經典英雄！「哦，偉大的連爺爺，」鋼門敬畏的單膝跪下懇求著，“我跪求您了！你願意接掌當兔子，為了所有hash族群的利益拯救我們的亂嗎？” 連爺爺將墨鏡拉下一半，用洪亮的台語回答：“厚!!! ” 鋼門低頭跪地，小奶奶暈厥了過去，小雞雞噴了一點他的褲子上，連爺爺轉身，蹬上了穿山甲坐騎，威風凜凜地走入了夕陽之中。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Taimax / 連爺爺
Cohare 副兔: Steel Asshole / 鋼門

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 8.2 km + Elevation: 420 m / 爬升: 420 m
Short: 5 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, October 1st, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Yuanye Park
原野公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nKC13yBbraUNRTwE7

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the MRT to Qizhang Station (Green Line) and follow the flour to the run start. For those who drive, there is a parking lot next to Beixin Elementary School on Baoqiao Road nearby.
捷運綠線七張站1號出口有記號。開車的朋友請自己找車位。附近寶橋路上北新國小旁邊有停車場。(PS:最近裕隆城開幕車子很多)。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
TBD
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#2522 - The Quadruple Happiness Run/ 四重狂喜亂
10/8/2023-14:0
10/8/2023-18:0
Shuangxi Nantiangong
雙溪南天宫
https://maps.app.goo.gl/LjTutQmYofKo3Thp9?g_st=ic
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True story: over a dozen years ago, in Bali -- no one remembers whether it was Indonesian Bali, New Taipei Bali, or Paris but in Chinese -- three German hashers decided to celebrate their harvest by hashing in Leiderhosen and bashing with liters and liters of Bavarian ale. One was never seen again, one woke up two years later in a Cambodian asylum for the sexually insane, and the other was none other than former chancellor Angela Merkel.
這是一個真實的故事: 十多年前，在"ㄅㄚㄌ一 ˊ"　--沒人記得到底是印尼峇厘島，台灣新北八里還是法國巴黎，反正用中文都差不多同音啦-- ３個德國hasher 決定穿著皮褲跑hash然後用一升一升的巴伐利亞啤酒來狂歡，以慶祝他們的豐收。結果... 一個人再也沒有出現過，一個人兩年後在柬埔寨的性上癮庇護所中醒來，而另一個人正是前總理梅克爾。

Now it's 2023, and his holiness Father Cockeye, who was in that story somehow, wanted to recreate that legendary Octoberfest bash. So he hopped on his private Vatican jet and set off to Munich, where he used his engineering skills to convince the locals he is one of them and tried to find a suitable German to come hare with him. He found one in Sourkraut, alone in the corner of a beer garden drinking a Taivahnbier Klassische. With little convincing, the two were on their way back, ready to show the world what this Axis of Alcohol can do.
回到今日 2023 年，不知為何也有參與了這個故事的獨眼神父( Father Cockeye) 想要重現那場傳奇的十月節狂歡。於是，他跳上了梵蒂岡的私人飛機，出發前往慕尼黑，在那裡，他利用自己的工程技能讓當地人相信他是他們其中一員，並試圖找到一個合適的德國人跟他一起當兔子。他在啤酒花園的角落裡找到了獨自在喝經典台啤的酸白菜 (Sourkraut )。沒有花了多少口舌，2人便一起踏上了歸途，準備向世界展示這個酒精軸心國的能力。

The run will be in Shuangxi, in territory that hasn't been hashed since the Double Happiness run in 2020, back when this was China Hash and Taiwan was still COVID-free, so expect a trail so fresh it's practically a virgin again. O'zapft is!
這次亂將在雙溪，該地區從2020年的雙重狂喜亂之後，就沒有再被hash摧殘過，那時本會還叫做CH3，台灣也還沒有新冠病毒，所以可以期待一場既新鮮又幾乎可說是處女路徑的亂。吼搭啦！

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Father Cockeye / 獨眼神父
Cohare 副兔: Sourkraut / 酸白菜

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
6.9 km + Elevation: 365 m / 爬升: 365 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, October 8th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:30
兔子兩點半起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Shuangxi Nantiangong
雙溪南天宫
https://maps.app.goo.gl/LjTutQmYofKo3Thp9?g_st=ic

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
From the hares: Take train 4182 (12:32 departure) from Main Station. You’ll arrive at Shuangxi at 13:45.
兔子建議: 搭12:32從北車出發的4182火車。到雙溪大概13:45。

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6prPWLNh8pbytzbj8?g_st=ic
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#2523 - The Red Tide Run
10/15/2023-14:0
10/15/2023-14:0
Baishawan
白沙灣
https://maps.app.goo.gl/s4HkGRUyQhQMdh4QA
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On a particularly red-stained stretch of sidewalk near Baishawan beach, Dr. Binlang was waiting impatiently for Village Idiot to finally show up, huffing and puffing.
"You are 0.35 seconds late. Das ist unacceptable for a hare!" said Herr Doktor.
"Sorry, the bus was slow. Something about an unusually heavy passenger. But I promise you, this run site is worth it. Look how beautiful the beach is!" said Village Idiot.
"Ja, but all the way to New Taipei? It's beautiful, but we might run into those untermenschen New Taipei Hashers."
"No chance, the trail is virgin. It's freshly cut for the Taiwan Hashers only. The other kennels don't know about it."
"Gut! Those New Taipei Hashers are strange. They don't have funny names."
"No funny names?"
"Ja, like the last run. Just Hu came first. Just Wan came second. Just Ya came third…"
"Wait, who came in first?
"Ja!"
"Who?"
"Ja."
"Ya came first?"
"Nein, Just Hu came first."
"Do you normally have more than one person come in first?"
"Nein."
"Nine!?"
"Nein, just one."
"I thought Just Wan came in second?"
"Ja"
"Ya came second?"
"Nein, Just Wan came second."
"I know just one came in second, but who?"
"Came first."
"Who?"
"Ja"
"Ya came first?"
"No, Hu came first."
"THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING YOU!"
"Yu? That's their trailmaster!"
Village Idiot fumed, Dr. Binlang spat on the ground, and the translator requested somebody else write these stories from now on.

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Village Idiot
Cohare 副兔: Dr. Binglang

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, October 15th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Baishawan
白沙灣
https://maps.app.goo.gl/s4HkGRUyQhQMdh4QA

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
This is a bus run! Please see the details and confirm your presence by answering " Bus 'your hash name' " in the pinned post below.
這次是巴士亂!!! 請在活動底下留言”巴士「你的兔名」”

For drivers, there is a parking lot just next to the starting point.

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
金都家常菜
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HnUvbzZ1BvG8ioW17
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#2524 - The Squeal Like a Pig Run
10/22/2023-14:0
10/22/2023-18:0
No. 12, Changqing Rd., Xizhi District, New Taipei City
新北市汐止區長青路12號
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5LsXTcsA2KEYcoKX6
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"Ah, if only life could be as simple as a pig's," thought Loves Two Swallows, strumming a banjo and leaning on the fence of Mountain Pig's Swine Farm. "Rolling around in filth, eating garbage, having 30 minute long squealing orgasms…" [It's true, look it up!] As he was lost in thought and before his hand could unconsciously move down into his pants, BBC arrived by pickup-truck. "Where is your dog?" asked Loves Two Swallows. "Right here," said BBC as his Big Black Canine bounded up from out of the truck bed, "I never go anywhere without it. And where is your shirt?" "My what?" asked Loves Two Swallows. "Never mind," said BBC, "let's go inside. I promised the hashers we would have a whole pig BarBeCue during down downs, so we need to find the perfect one." "But I know nothing about pigs," said Loves Two Swallows. "That's Ok," said BBC, "I have assembled a team of experts."
“啊~~要是生活能像豬的一樣簡單就好了。"愛吞燕(Loves Two Swallows) 一邊彈著班卓琴，一邊靠在山豬養豬場的柵欄上想道。 "在一片髒兮兮中打滾，吃垃圾，然後可以有著持續30分鐘長的尖叫高潮…"【真心不騙，去問谷哥大神!!】正當他陷入沉思，手差一點不自覺地就要伸進褲子裡時，BBC的皮卡車來了。 “你們家的狗勒？” 愛吞燕問。 “這邊啊~”當他的大黑狗從卡車車廂裡跳出來時，BBC 說道，“沒有他我哪兒都不會去。啊你的襯衫呢？” “我的什麼？” 愛吞燕問。 “當我沒問，”BBC 說，“我們進去吧。我有跟hasher們保證，DI的時候我們會吃到全豬的巴比Q，所以我們必須要找到一隻完美的。” "可我是豬隻小白捏。"愛吞燕說。 “沒關係，”BBC 說，“我已經徵召了一組專家團隊。”
Sure enough, a large truck rolled up, and out of the seats came Pig-Gina, Pig Skin, Pig Mud, and Mexican Handjob, who immediately hopped the fence and ran off into the barn. "Why did you bring the GM?" asked BBC. "He insisted," said Pig-Gina, "something about 30 minute long orgasms." BBC shrugged and the group entered the farm gates to Choose the Best Boar. "This farm is special," said Pig Skin. “It's run by a hasher so all the pigs have hash names. We have Mijo Swine, Limp of Spam, Future Sausage, Make me a Hotdog, Ham Rag, Arthur's Bacon, Pork Vindaloo, Homo Hog-o, Suckling Fucks, Overboared, The Loin, Willing Sow…"
果不其然，一輛大卡車開過來，從座位裡鑽出豬吉娜( Pig-Gina)、豬皮(Pig Skin)、豬泥( Pig Mud)和墨西哥手工活(Mexican Handjob)，他們立刻跳過柵欄，跑進了穀倉。 “你怎麼把會長都帶來了？” BBC問。 "他堅持要跟，＂豬吉娜說＂因為他聽說了 30 分鐘高潮的事＂。 BBC 聳聳肩，一行人進入農場大門，準備選擇最好的公豬。＂這個農場很特別。＂豬皮說。＂他是由一個hash經營的，因此所有的豬都有兔名。我們有豬公米酒(Mijo Swine)、肉罐跛行(Limp of Spam)、未來香腸(Future Sausage)、來跟熱狗(Make me a Hotdog)、火腿抹布(Ham Rag)、亞瑟的培根(Arthur's Bacon)、辣豬肉(Pork Vindaloo)、恐同腸(Homo Hog-o)、X乳豬(Suckling Fucks)、豬叫(Overboared)、後腿肉(The Loin)、開心母豬(Willing Sow)…
"There are so many, how can we ever choose?" argued the hungry, hungry hashers. "Should we choose the fastest pig?" "The fattest?" "The blackest?" "The gayest?" "The sluttiest?" As they pondered, with a large *crash* the wall near them broke down, and a massive hog stinking of alcohol tottered towards them and passed out at their feet, having broken into the farmer's moonshine distillery and eaten all the fermented corn. "The drunkest!," agreed the hashers in unison. So they hog-tied the giant animal, loaded it onto the pickup-truck, and, once the GM returned 30 minutes later, poured out some Taiwan beer and officially bestowed on the pig its new hash name: BBQ!
“這麼多，我們要怎麼選哩？” 飢腸轆轆的hasher們爭論著。 “我們應該選擇跑得最快的豬嗎？” “最肥的？” “最黑的？” “最快樂的？” “最放蕩的？” 正當他們沉思的時候，一聲巨響，他們附近的牆倒塌了，一頭散發著酒臭的大豬搖搖晃晃地向他們走來，在他們腳邊昏倒了，它闖進了農民的私酒釀酒廠，吃掉了所有的發酵玉米。 "最醉的那個!!" Hasher們異口同聲地說。於是，他們把這頭巨型動物綁起來，裝上皮卡，等會長30分鐘回來之後，倒了一些台啤，然後正式幫這頭豬起了一個新的兔名：BBQ !!

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: BBC
Cohare 副兔: Loves Two Swallows

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8 km + Elevation: 220 m / 爬升: 220 m

******* WHEN / 啥時 *******
Date: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

******* WHERE / 哪兒 *******
No. 12, Changqing Rd., Xizhi District, New Taipei City
新北市汐止區長青路12號
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5LsXTcsA2KEYcoKX6

****** HOW / 怎去 *******
Take the 小3 bus to Xingshan Temple (興善宮) from Kunyang MRT or Neihu MRT. Or, get thirsty with a 3.6 km run from Dahu Park MRT.
從昆陽站或是內湖站搭小3公車到興善宮
或是從大湖公園站run to run，短短3.6km先暖身

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
Per the hares: “We hold a WHOLE PIG BBQ Party at point A”
兔子們說，我們將有烤全豬BBQ趴踢!
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2524 Bash Me
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#2525 - The Spooky, Scary, Hash of Horrors
10/29/2023-14:0
10/29/2023-18:0
A: Nanxing Park, Nangang Station
南港車站南興公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/qCNindu39kN8wU6L6
B: Chunguang Park, Houshanpi MRT
後山埤春光公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/pjPeWqo2qXKANjku5
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/395685427_6866517510111108_7219543300930138819_n.jpg
In their quaint apartment, veteran hasher couple You Are My Son and Maybe were preparing decorations for a Halloween Bash. Maybe had just finished stringing up the fake cobwebs, and her husband was folding origami bats out of voided alimony checks and discarded paternity test results. “Have you finished making the jack-o-lanterns?” asked You Are My Son. “Maaayyybe,” said the Formosa Hash GM, turning to the camera and winking as the studio audience laughed. “I find your lack of pumpkin carving skills disturbing,” he replied, “but I guess I will have to do this myself,” and he whipped out a lightsaber-shaped machete and began to hack away at the pumpkin. “Hmm… I see the force is strong with this one.” Cue laughs.
在他們古色古香的公寓裡，老司機Hasher夫妻"你是我兒"( You Are My Son) 和"可能"( Maybe) 正在為萬聖節趴替準備裝飾品。 "可能" 剛剛串起來了假蜘蛛網，她老公則是正在用失效的贍養費支票和廢棄的親子鑑定結果摺成紙蝙蝠。「你南瓜燈做好了嗎？」"你是我兒"問。「摳玲~~，」FH3 會長說，她轉向鏡頭，眨了眨眼，錄影室的觀眾笑了起來。「我很不安的發現你缺乏雕刻南瓜的技巧，」他回答道，「看來我得自己做這件事了。」然後他掏出一把光劍形狀的砍刀，開始劈砍南瓜。「嗯……我看這顆南瓜有很強的原力」。(下指令: 請發出笑聲)

“Have you thought of what costume you are going to wear?” asked Maybe. “Naturally,” said You Are My Son, “I shall go as Darth Vader.” “How original,” said Maybe, “but are you going to be the ‘scary’ Darth Vader or the ‘dad jokes’ Darth Vader?” You Are My Son scowled: “Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes. And I assume you will be Princess Leia again?” “Maaayyybe,” said Maybe, turning to the camera and winking as the studio audience laughed. “I can’t decide between ‘‘rebel leader’ Leia or ‘sexy slave girl’ Leia. Any thoughts?”
「啊你想好了你的扮裝了嗎？」 "可能"問。「東聯~」"你是我兒"說，「我要變裝成達斯·維達。」「是喔...好有創意喔...」"可能"說，「啊你要扮成『可怕的~~』達斯·維達還是『老爸玩笑』的達斯·維達呢？」"你是我兒"皺眉：「不要低估了老爸玩笑的力量。那我猜你會再次扮成莉婭公主？」「摳玲~~」"可能"說，她轉向鏡頭，在錄影室觀眾大笑時又眨了眨眼。「人家沒辦法在『反抗軍領袖』莉婭和『性感女奴』莉婭之間做出選擇。有什麼想法嗎？」

Just then, who should appear through the apartment door but Mexican Handjob. “It’s the GM!” said You Are My Son and Maybe at the same time, as the studio audience cheered. “Shut the fuck up! I am here to rescue you!” said the GM. “From what?” asked You Are My Son. “None of this is real! You are trapped in a sitcom. You’re supposed to be recce-ing the next run, not re-enacting an idealized version of suburban American marital harmony.” The studio audience booed, agitated. “What do you mean,” asked You Are My Son, “how can you tell this is fake?” “Because Taiwanese people don’t know what Halloween is,” said the GM, “plus, can’t you hear that studio audience react to your catchphrases?” “Mm… mmaaaybbee?” said Maybe, stiffly turning to the camera and winking involuntarily as the studio audience laughed demonically. “Help… us…” she mouthed through a frozen smile. “We’re out of time! I have to use my secret weapon” shouted Mexican Handjob, pulling out a remote control and pushing a button.
就在這時，可想而知的，墨西哥手工活從公寓門口粉墨登場。「是會長大大!! 」 "你是我兒"和"可能"異口同聲說，錄影室觀眾歡呼雀躍。「都給我他媽的閉嘴！我是來救你的！」會長說。「救我? 為何?」"你是我兒"問。「這一切都不是真的！你被困在情境喜劇中。你本來應該是要去為了下一次的亂探路的，而不是在這邊重新演繹和諧的美國郊區理想化婚姻版本。」錄影室觀眾激動的不斷發出噓聲。「你是什麼意思?」"你是我兒"問道，「你怎麼知道這都不是真的？」「因為台灣人不知道萬聖節是什麼，」會長說，「而且，你沒發現錄影室的觀眾都會對你的口頭禪做出反應嗎?」「嗯……摳...摳玲？」"可能"說，她僵硬地轉向鏡頭，不由自主的眨了下眼，錄影室的觀眾則邪惡地笑了起來。「幫幫……我們……」她從僵硬的微笑中擠出這句話。「我們沒時間了！我必須使用我的秘密武器。」墨西哥手工活喊道，同時拿出遙控器並按下按鈕。

“What have you done! Where are we now,” said Maybe, smoldering at the camera as a wind machine blew her hair. “I changed the channel. You are now in a Telenovela,” said Mexican Handjob, who started passionately kissing the maid. “Gasp! How could you?” said Maybe, slapping Mexican Handjob. Just then, 2nd Man In arrived with a bunch of Formosa Hashers dressed as nuns. “Wait! You cannot slap the GM! For he is… my twin brother!” Everyone gasped. Lick a Slower Spick appeared. “Gasp! How could you!” and slapped 2nd Man In. “Darling!” he replied, looking away and quickly looking back, “Don’t worry! I am still your husband!” “No…” said a sinister voice, as everyone turned to see who said it. “You… are… my son!”
「你做了什麼！我們現在在哪裡?」當一台風扇吹起她的頭髮時，"可能"對著鏡頭悶悶不樂問道。「我轉台了呀，你現在在鄉土劇裡面。」墨西哥手工活說著，然後開始熱情地親吻女僕。「歐買尬！你怎麼可以這樣?!」"可能"一邊打墨西哥手工活巴掌一邊說。就在這時，第二名的辣個男人帶著一群裝扮成修女的FH3 Hashers 來了。「修但幾勒！誰准你打會長！他...他可是……我的雙胞胎兄弟！」所有人都倒吸了一口氣。舔個比較慢的拉美這時出現了。「歐買尬！你怎麼可以這樣?!」並打了第二名的辣個男人一巴掌。「哈妮！」他回應，眼神轉開，又很快的轉回，「別擔心！我還是你老公！」「不……」一個陰險的聲音響起，所有人都轉頭看是誰說的。「你……是……我兒！」

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Maybe / 可能
Cohare 副兔: You Are My Son / 你是我兒

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:B run / 路線：A to B
7 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, October 29th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
A: Nanxing Park, Nangang Station
南港車站南興公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/qCNindu39kN8wU6L6
B: Chunguang Park, Houshanpi MRT
後山埤春光公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/pjPeWqo2qXKANjku5

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
A and B points are both next to MRT stations
不論A點還B點都很靠近捷運站~

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
喝霸熱炒海鮮
0287858788
https://maps.app.goo.gl/SF3a9FmvkvFhu1qj8
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#2526 - The Not-So-Secret Secret Run
11/5/2023-14:0
11/5/2023-18:0
Taiping Sports Park (Xindian)
太平運動公園(防災公園) (新店）
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6aYayXZuS7xJBKQR7
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Bull's Eye prides himself on his accuracy: he can throw a beer bottle at a target 200 yards away, spit at a loud hasher who won't shut up during down downs at 40 paces, and write his name with his pee in flawless clerical script . But he was having trouble finding the spot where 5G said to meet him, at a Disaster Prevention Park in Xindian. "Hopefully the trail will be better marked than this," he thought, as he stopped over a decorative manhole cover. Suddenly, the lid descended: it was a secret elevator! Bull's Eye found himself in a dimly lit and unpleasant smelling lair. The walls were covered with newspaper clippings connected by a spiderweb of red strings. Pinned to one wall were photos of the Hash Committee, with Mexican Handjob circled in red and the words "Who will be the next GM?!?!" scrawled in chalk over and over from the floor to the ceiling.
正中靶心(Bull's Eye)向來以自己的準確性自豪：他可以用啤酒瓶丟中200 碼外的目標，在噹噹的時候向40 步以外不肯他媽的閉嘴愛吵鬧的hasher吐口水，並一邊尿尿一邊用尿尿以完美隸書體簽出自己的名字。但他卻找不到5G跟他約的見面點，一個在新店的防災公園。「希望亂的時候會有更好更清楚的標記，」他在一個裝飾井蓋前停下來想著。突然，蓋子開始下降：這是一部秘密電梯!! 正中靶心發現自己身處在一個燈光昏暗、氣味難聞的巢穴中。牆上貼滿了剪報，用紅色繩線編織的蜘蛛網連接。牆上釘著hash幹部們的照片，墨西哥手工活用紅色圈起來，上面寫著「誰會是下一任會長?!?!?!?!」從地板到天花板，用粉筆一遍又一遍地潦草地寫著。
Out from behind a desk facing a dozen computer screens came 5G wearing a Guy Fawkes mask, who proceeded to spray Bull's Eye with kaoliang. "To remove the nanobots," he explained. "Come, let me show you the route I have planned!" 5G led Bull's Eye to a map on the floor, on which snaked a complex route in string. "I have gone over this trail thousands of times," said 5G breathlessly. "It bypasses all the secret government cameras, traces the ley lines that the Illuminati used when they built Taipei, and has terrible cellphone coverage, not even 3G." "It looks… complicated," said Bull's Eye, "so here's my alternative plan." He pulled out a drawing from his pocket. "This is just a circle," said 5G. "And the bash will be in the center," said Bull's Eye proudly. "I think maybe we can compromise and find something in the middle," said 5G in a brief moment of clear thought. "Now go! I am borrowing this lair from the lizard people and they will soon be coming over for karaoke. They are really nice, once you get to know them!"
** Sunday’s bash is at The Shack — great pizza, great beer. Order and pay for yourself! **
戴著V怪客面具的 5G 從面向十幾個電腦螢幕的桌子後面走出來，他開始向正中靶心噴灑高粱。「為了幹掉奈米機器人，」他解釋道。「來，我讓你看看我規劃的路線！」 5G 引導正中靶心看到地板上的一張地圖，上面蜿蜒著一條複雜的路線。「這條路我已經走過千百遍了。」5G氣喘吁籲地說。「它繞過所有政府的秘密監視器，追踪光明會在建造台北時使用的地雷線，並且手機收訊會很糟糕，甚至連 3G都沒有。」「看起來……很複雜，」正中靶心說，「所以這是我的替代計劃。」他從口袋裡掏出一幅畫。「這只是一個圓圈」，5G說。「罷許將在中心舉行，」正中靶心自豪地說。「我認為也許我們可以妥協然後找到折中的辦法，」5G 在短暫的清晰思考中說道。「走吧！這個巢穴是我向蜥蜴人借的，他們很快就會過來唱卡拉OK，只要你跟他們混熟了，他們人真的很好。」
**星期天的晚餐會是在"野菇屋" (The Shack) -- 絕佳的披薩絕佳的啤酒!! 自己點自己付錢!! **

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: 5G
Cohare 副兔: Bull’s Eye / 正中靶心

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
6.5 km + Elevation: 360 m / 爬升: 360 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, November 5th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Taiping Sports Park (Xindian)
太平運動公園(防災公園) (新店）
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6aYayXZuS7xJBKQR7

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Walk 1km from Xindian MRT. Or, take any bus to Xitou stop – around 20 routes pass by, so one should be convenient
從新店捷運站走1公里，或是搭任何公車到溪頭站，有20多條路線可到達～

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
The Shack 野菇屋 Pizza 碧潭店
https://maps.app.goo.gl/dLtYxMfxXAdE5m2P9
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#2527 - Down Island 2023
11/12/2023-14:0
11/12/2023-18:0
Taitung County / 台東縣 : Jinlun / 金崙 & Luye / 鹿野
Accommodation:
山水妍溫泉會館-台東館
https://goo.gl/maps/Mjpc4X1bMKuQx7SV6
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/367411555_6619295194833342_660324177624232466_n.jpg
They came from all over Taiwan: from Keelung to Kaohsiung, Taipei to Tainan, by metro and scooter and train. Hashers of all stripes and spots, lured to the remote province of Taitung with promises of hot springs and barbecues, high mountains and ocean breezes, virgin trails and slutty trail-runners. The debaucherous days of Down Island were upon them!
來自台灣各處，各種各樣，圓的方的，長的短的Hasher們：從基隆到高雄，從台北到台南，搭著捷運、機車和火車，被吸引到了偏遠的台東，那裡他們被保證絕對有著溫泉和巴比Q、高山和海風、處女路徑和放蕩越野跑者。狂野不羈的Down Island即將來臨！

They had all been summoned by the mysterious JSL, the foremost and possibly only member of the mythical "Taitung Hash," who organized this year's events as a testament to his glory and to stake his claim as Taiwan's newest GM. There to observe this young upstart was Taiwan Hash's own The Leash, an experienced hare known for taming those men whose ambitions outran their legs. Would JSL be welcomed into the beer-soaked halls of Hash-Olympus, to sit on high amongst the other GMs? From what he has planned for this weekend, we suspect the answer will be a resounding "belch!"
所有人都是被神秘的JSL 召喚而來的，JSL 是神秘的台東hash裡最重要的、也可能是唯一的成員，他策畫了本年度的活動，來證明他的不凡，並宣稱自己是台灣hash界最新的會長。來鞭策這個年輕新貴的是TwH3大名鼎鼎的虎媽，她是一隻跑過的路徑比我們吃過的鹽還多的兔子，以馴服那些野心比腿還長的人而聞名。 JSL 會受到歡迎，恭送到Hash名人堂充滿啤酒的大廳，睥睨其他團的會長嗎？從他特跑週末的計劃來看，我們懷疑答案將是響亮的一聲飽嗝。

Aiding in the endeavours will be Dick with a Bigger Cam, whose keen eye sees everything that goes down at Down-Downs and everyone who gets gone down on after On-After. Last and only anatomically least is XiaoJiJi, triumphantly recovered from being hexed by Marvel Hash. Doctors told him he would never be able to run again or satisfy his wife, but how he has proven them partially wrong! What tricks do these veterans have under their kilts? Will they also organize a naked run? Is that thing supposed to be purple? Only they know for sure.
So pack your running shoes and swimwear, and prepare for a Down Island you'll never forget!
有大照相機的混球(Dick with a Bigger Cam) 也將在這周末貢獻他的一己之力，他銳利的雙眼看盡了噹噹發生的一切，還有在 On-After 之後醉倒的每個人。最後一位也是唯一一個在解剖學上最不重要的是小雞雞，他成功地從媽佛hash的咒語中恢復過來。醫生告訴他，他將永遠無法再次跑步或是滿足他的妻子，但他將證明醫生只有部分錯誤！這些老弱殘兵的蘇格蘭裙底下會變出甚麼把戲呢？他們還會祭出裸體亂嗎？那東西應該是紫色的吧？看來只有他們自己最清楚。
還在等甚麼?! 打包好你的跑鞋/比基尼/小泳褲，為你終身難忘的Down Island做好準備!!

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hares 主兔: JSL & The Leash
Cohares 副兔: Dick with a Bigger Cam & XiaoJiJi

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Fri. 10th to Sun. 12th of November 2023

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Taitung County / 台東縣 : Jinlun / 金崙 & Luye / 鹿野
Accommodation:
山水妍溫泉會館-台東館
https://goo.gl/maps/Mjpc4X1bMKuQx7SV6

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the train to Jinlun Station.
You can pay for your return ticket directly on the registration form below.
搭火車到金崙站
你可以在報名表中一起購買回程的車票

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Registration form / 報名表如下連結:
https://forms.gle/KqWbCsRTk3zd52CMA
https://forms.gle/KqWbCsRTk3zd52CMA
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#2528 - Golden Trail Series #4: Hash-ional Treasure / 黃金越野跑系列第四彈:哈希寶藏
11/19/2023-14:0
11/19/2023-18:0
A: Waishuangxi Park (Next to the Palace Museum)
外雙溪公園 (靠近故宮)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/bRkDMGupNKHyb8NC6

B: A secret MRT station
一個神祕的捷運站
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"Come in," said the Head Curator of the National Palace Museum art collection, towards the knocking on his wood-paneled door. The door swung open, and in strode Sexy Chicken and Dick You. "How can I help you?" asked the curator. "We have some amazing new artworks that we think can be a great addition to this museum," said Dick You. "That's… not how this museum works" said the Curator. "Behold!" said Sexy Chicken, pulling something out of his bag. "You've heard of the meat-shaped stone and the jadeite cabbage? Well let me show you Taiwan's newest treasure: the egg-shaped rock!" Sure enough, in his hands was a rounded, white rock about the size of a hard-boiled egg. "Is it not breathtaking? It took me months to carve it!" "I'm sorry," said the curator, "but I don't think we can accept that." "How about this," said Dick You, who started pulling out a long, granite, phallic object from a bag. "No, no, that's quite all right," said the Curator, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot accept these artworks. I have lots of work to do, so if you don't mind, please return the way you came."
「請進，」故宮博物院藝術收藏館長對著木板門的敲門聲說道。門打開了，性感雞和戳戳你大步走了進來。「我有甚麼可以為你效勞的嗎？」館長問。「我們有一些令人驚嘆的新藝術品，我們認為它們可以為這個博物館增色不少，」戳戳你說。「這……不是故宮運作的方式，」館長說。「你等等，」性感雞一邊說，一邊從包包裡掏出一樣東西。「你早就知道肉型石和翠玉白菜，那我來讓你看看台灣最新的寶藏：蛋型石！」果然，他的手中，多了一塊約莫白煮蛋大小的圓形白色岩石。「這不是很令人驚嘆嗎？我花了幾個月的時間才雕刻出來的！」「我很抱歉，」收藏館長說，「但我認為我們不能接受這個。」「那這個怎麼樣？」戳戳你說，他開始從袋子裡拿出一個長長的花崗岩陰莖狀物體。「不不，不用再給我看了，」館長說道，「抱歉，我恐怕不能接受這些藝術品。我還有很多工作要做，如果不介意的話，請自行出去吧。」

Dejected, the two hashers turned to leave… and as they turned, the Curator noticed two objects strapped to their backpacks. "Wait," he cried, "what are those?" "What, these?" said Dick You. "They are the prizes for 1st Man and 1st Woman for the Golden Trail Runs. The last run is this Sunday." Tears streamed down the Curator's cheeks. "They are beautiful! I must have them!" "I thought you said the museum does not work that way?" said Sexy Chicken. "Not for the museum, but for my personal collection! Please, I will pay any price!" The Curator got down on his knees and groveled at the feet of Dick You, who wished he was wearing new shoes for this moment. "Sorry, they’re not for sale, but you are welcome to come to the hash run anyway! It's open for everyone." "Here," said Sexy Chicken, "you can have my egg-shaped rock. I can always make more!" The Curator bowed profusely and thanked the hashers for their generosity… but after they left, he got up, scowled, and removed the rubber Curator mask. "Fine," said the mysterious imposter, "I guess I will have to win the race myself…"
兩個hasher沮喪地要轉身離開…當他們轉身時，館長注意到他們的背包上綁著兩個物體。「等等，」他喊道，「那些是什麼？」「什麼，這些？」戳戳你說。「它們是黃金越野跑第一名男子和第一名女子的獎品。最後一次比賽將在這星期天舉行。」淚水順著館長的臉頰流下來。「它們超美的!! 我一定要擁有它們！」「我以為你說過故宮不是這樣運作的？」性感雞說。「不是為了博物館，而是為了我的個人收藏！拜託，我願意付出任何代價！」館長跪下拜倒在戳戳你的腳下，戳戳你恨不得此刻穿的是新鞋。「抱歉，但它們是非賣品，不過不管怎樣都歡迎來參加星期天的hash跑步！所有人都可以參加的。」「來，」性感雞說，「你可以擁有我的蛋形石。我還可以製作更多！」館長深深地鞠了一躬，感謝了hasher的慷慨……但在他們離開後，他站了起來，皺起了眉頭，摘下了館長的橡膠面具。「好吧，」神秘的冒名頂替者說道，「我想我得自己贏得比賽……」

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Sexy Chicken / 性感雞
Cohare 副兔: Dick You / 戳戳你

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:B run / 路線：A to B
L: 9.5 km + Elevation: 450 m / 爬升: 450 m
S: TBD

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, November 19th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
A: Waishuangxi Park (Next to the Palace Museum)
外雙溪公園 (靠近故宮)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/bRkDMGupNKHyb8NC6

B: A secret MRT station
一個神祕的捷運站

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take any bus to Wesley Girls High School (Indigenous People's Park) stop. BR13 passes Dazhi MRT and several others pass Shilin MRT.
從士林或是大直搭公車到衛理女中站(原住民文化主題公園)

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Next to the B point MRT!
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#2529 - The Masterbators of the Hashiverse Run / 哈希宇宙大濕亂
11/26/2023-14:0
11/26/2023-18:0
Jinrui Zhishui Park
金瑞治水園區
https://maps.app.goo.gl/m23kM2xWpJqSXUg2A
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Sheman woke in the morning and stepped outside, and took a deep breath and got real drunk, and screamed from the top of their lungs, "R U?" From far in the distance, somewhere over the treetops in Neihu, a bright beam of light shone to the sky and they heard a voice reply, "On On!" It was the sign: co-hare Shiny Light had found the sacred Amulet of Man Tits! There was no time to lose. Sheman pulled out the Power Sword buried in their box of exotic sex toys, held it up towards the heavens and screamed, "By the Power of Redpoint… I HAVE THE POWER!" transforming into… well, still Sheman, but much less sober and a little more tanned for some reason. Pointing the sword at their pet Shiba Inu, the cowardly puppy was transformed by the power of the Sword into a mighty EasyPass, which Sheman used to reach Neihu Station on the Brown Line.
姐姐一早起來，走到了外面，深吸一口氣且喝得酩酊大醉，從靈魂深處大聲叫出，「阿~~~優~~~？”」在遠處，內湖的樹梢上方，一道明亮的光柱照向天空，他聽到一個聲音回應「ㄤ~~ㄤ~~！」這是一個暗號，副兔林務局長找到了神聖的男乳護身符！沒有時間可以浪費了。姐姐拿出埋藏在異國性玩具盒裡的動力劍，將其舉向天空，大叫道：「透過紅點啤酒的萬能力量……我有力量！」轉變成……好吧，還是姐姐，但由於某種神祕的原因，至少比較清醒了，而且莫名曬得更黑。接著將劍指向他們的寵物柴犬，這隻膽小的狗勾被劍的力量變成了強大的優遊神獸，姐姐利用它到達了棕線的內湖站。

Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Forest, Shiny Light was preparing her equipment for the trail, drawing up magical sigils in chalk and packing up a magical climbing rope that she found in Sheman's sex toy box for some reason. "Where have you been, sister?" she asked as Sheman burst through the door. Except it wasn't Sheman, but their evil nemesis known only as 'Skeletal Handjob.' "Where is the Amulet of Man Tits?" he said in a strange accent. "You will never find it," said Shiny Light, "for I have buried it deep in the forest, on a path obscured by checks. By the time you find the trail, Sheman will have arrived to stop you." Skeletal Handjob laughed the carefree laugh of someone about to finally not be GM. "Sheman will not be coming! I cursed him with the Spell of Sobriety! You are helpless now!” “Not if I can help it,” said a voice from the door. “Gasp!,” gasped Shiny Light, “It’s… it’s…
Will Skeletal Handjob triumph? Who is the mysterious replacement hare? Has he ever been dicked? Tune in Sunday for the next episode!
同時，在林務局，林務局長正在準備她的裝備，用粉筆畫出魔法符號，並收起她出於某種原因在姐姐的性玩具盒中發現的魔法攀岩繩。「姐姐你去哪兒了？」當姐姐衝進門時，她問道。只是那不是姐姐，而是他們的邪惡對手，江湖人稱"骷髏手工活"。「男乳護身符在哪裡？」” 他用一種奇怪的口音說。「你永遠找不到它的，」林務局長說道，「因為我把它埋在森林深處，埋在一條被check覆蓋的路徑上。當你找到蛛絲馬跡時，姐姐就會趕到並阻止你。」"骷髏手工活" 大笑起來，就像一個終於不用再當會長的人一樣無憂無慮的笑聲。「姐姐不會來了！我對他下了永保清醒咒！你現在無能為力了！」「在我眼下絕對不會發生 !」門外傳來一個聲音。「喔!! 天!! 」林務局長喘息道，「這是……這是……
“骷髏手工活”會勝利嗎？神秘的救援兔子是誰？他有被頂過嗎？請在這星期天一起見分曉！

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Sheman / 姐姐 /// Never Been Dicked / 沒有被頂過
Cohare 副兔: Shiny Light / 林務局長

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 8 km + Elevation: 400 m / 爬升: 400 m
Short: 6 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, November 26th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Jinrui Zhishui Park
金瑞治水園區
https://maps.app.goo.gl/m23kM2xWpJqSXUg2A

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the Brown Line MRT to Neihu Station, then walk 20 minutes to the run start.
搭棕線到內湖站，然後走20分鐘到起跑點

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
嚐虹海鮮熱炒
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yZS118fF1u5eiXKe7
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#2530 - Where the Wild Things Check / 野獸們的檢查點亂
12/3/2023-14:0
12/3/2023-18:0
Wuteseshijiu Station
吳特色十九站
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zhHW5C4xKmj3Y4vY6
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Up in his mountaintop lair, in the middle of nowhere (aka: Taoyuan), veteran bear hasher High Class was preparing for his winter hibernation. He had stocked up on all the bare necessities: Taiwan Beer, Taiwan Classic Beer, Taiwan 18 Day Beer, Taiwan Mango Beer, and Durex personal lubricant. Nothing but the best for High Class!
Suddenly, he smelled an intruder. He put on a fine, burgundy smoking jacket, left his man cave and went to check his traps. Sure enough, Wang Hasher was caught, ironically, in a rabbit snare that had been baited with cocktails and garlic peanuts: the perfect bait for sophisticated hashers. “This is my swamp, I mean, mountain farm,” said High Class, “and you are not classy enough to be here. What shall I do with you?”
在那鳥不生蛋機不拉屎的地方(又名: 桃園)，在他山頂的巢穴裡，台灣熊老司機"蓋高尚"(High Class) 正在為他的冬眠做準備。台啤、經典台啤、18天、芒果台啤、還有個人的杜蕾斯潤滑劑，他都準備好了。一切沒有最好，只有最高級的東西！突然間，他聞到了一股入侵者的味道。他穿上一件精美的酒紅煙燻夾克，離開他的男人窩，去檢查他的陷阱。果然，很諷刺的，"王阿舍"(Wang Hasher) 被困在一個用雞尾酒和蒜味花生當誘餌的兔子陷阱中：一個對於複雜的hasher來說完美的誘餌。「這是我的沼澤，我的意思是，山上的農場，」"蓋高尚"說，「可是你不夠優雅，不能來這裡。我該拿你是好?

“What weird words of welcome,” wondered Wang, weak and woozy from one too many whiskey and waters, and well-aware of the warnings around wandering into High Class’ wilderness without a weapon. But the wily Wang wasn’t worried, and whipped up a plan while wriggling their wrists out of the worn wire trap. “Wow, High Class, what big glasses you have!” High Class was taken aback, then replied, “the better to see you with, my dear.” “Wow, High Class, what a big nose you have!” “The better to breathe when you are this high, my dear.” “Wow, High Class, what a bald head you have!” “The better to dazzle birds of prey with the reflected sunlight and escape predators, my dear.” “Wow, High Class, what a great place this would be for a trail!” “Really, you think so?” said High Class. “Yes, said Wang, for the trail was indeed gorgeous, “and if you let me co-hare for you, we could introduce this trail to the elegant society of Taiwan Hash.” And so, the two prepared this Sunday’s trail, for the stately nobility of Taiwan Hash to come drink beer off of dildos and other such refined delights.
「真是奇怪的歡迎，」王阿舍想著，因為喝了太多的水套威士忌，他虛弱而頭暈，但很清楚周圍的警告，不帶武器就闖入"蓋高尚"的地盤有多危險。但狡猾的阿舍並不擔心，一邊想出一個計劃，一邊將手腕從破舊的鐵絲陷阱中掙脫出來。「哇~"蓋高尚"，你的眼鏡好大喔~~」"蓋高尚"一愣，接著說：「這樣可以把你看得清楚啊~親。」「哇~"蓋高尚"，你的鼻子好大喔~~」「這樣在高處更好呼吸啊，親～」「哇~"蓋高尚"，你的頭好禿喔～～」「這樣可以更好地利用陽光反射來迷惑猛禽並逃脫掠食者啊，親~~」「哇~"蓋高尚"，這真是一個適合做亂的地方！」「真的嗎?! 你也這麼認為嗎？」"蓋高尚"說。「是的，」王說，「因為這條路徑確實很漂亮，如果你讓我當你的副兔，我們可以把這條路徑介紹給優雅高尚的TwH3 ~」所以，兩人一起準備了這星期天的亂，讓TwH3的高級貴族們藉著假陽具和其他精緻的道具來喝啤酒。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: High Class / 蓋高尚
Cohare 副兔: Wang Hasher / 王阿舍

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
Long: 10 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m
Short: 6 km + Elevation: TBD m / 爬升: TBD m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Wuteseshijiu Station
吳特色十九站
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zhHW5C4xKmj3Y4vY6

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the Express Taoyuan Airport MRT to Chang Gung Memorial Hospital. Then, take Bus 213 to CPC Corporation Taiwan Loading Unit and walk to the run start. The bus you want should arrive around 1 pm.

* Use this page to arrange taxi pools from Chang Gung Memorial Hospital if you don’t want to take the bus!!
** Last 213 home should pass just before 6 pm, so taxi pool back if you wanna bash!
*** 213 schedule:
https://ebus.tycg.gov.tw/ebus/driving-map/213

搭機捷到長庚醫院站，換搭213巴士到中油灌裝工廠，然後走到起跑點。你可能需要搭1點左右的巴士才能準時到起跑點
*不想搭巴士的話，可以在這活動頁畫蝦，一起從長庚醫院搭計程車
**最後一班213在下午6點前，所以想留晚餐的人再一起搭小黃回機捷站
***213 班表請看上面連結

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
Men / 男人: $250
Women / 女人: $200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
虎頭山土雞城
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wTB5cmE4GjpGNYZv7
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#2531 - The Erection Run
12/10/2023-14:0
12/10/2023-18:0
Yuanshan Riverside Park Skating Rink
圓山河濱公園溜冰場
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ri8dbmP2J2mLqXBs6
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The two hashers had come to the Mexican Crêpe restaurant after hours, as requested. Balls in Your Cort brought a bottle of fine Mexican Wine as tribute, while XiaoJiJi brought a bottle of hornet kaoliang. "It makes your dick bigger," said XiaoJiJi. "I know, stop staying that," said Balls in Your Cort. They heard the latch unlock, and the door swung open: soon to be former GM Mexican Handjob was there, wiping something off of a woman's shoe. "Bonsoir," he said Mexicanly, and invited the two in. "You both know why I invited you here, oui?" he asked. "Please not a threesome, please not a threesome, please not a threesome," thought Balls in Your Cort. "You are going to ask one of us to be the next GM?" said XiaoJiJi.
兩名hasher被要求在下班後來到了墨西哥可麗餅店。蛋蛋在你的髒窩帶了一瓶墨西哥美酒作為貢品，小雞雞則是帶了一支黃蜂高粱。「它會讓你從小雞雞變大雞雞~」小雞雞說。「我知道，不要再這樣了，」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。他們聽到門鎖打開的聲音，門打開了: 即將成為前會長的墨西哥手工活在那裡，正在把"某樣東西"從一支女鞋上擦掉。「"蹦絲襪"，」他用墨西哥腔的法文說晚安，並邀請兩人進來。「你們知道我為什麼邀請你們來這裡嗎？」他問。「拜託鼻要是三P，鼻要3P，千萬拜託鼻要是3P!!」蛋蛋在你的髒窩在心裡祈求著。「你打算問我們其中一人當下一屆會長？」小雞雞說。

"That's right," said Mexican Handjob, "and thank you for the wine. Can I offer you some Mexican escargot?" "But why us," said XiaoJiJi, "by which I mean, why Balls in Your Cort?" "Hey!" said Balls in Your Cort. "Simple," said the GM. "You, XiaoJiJi, walk faster on a broken foot than most hashers run on a healthy one. And Balls in Your Cort was the best Down Down Master ever, after Limp of Shame already said 'no.'" "Hey!" said Balls in Your Cort. "There's another reason," said the GM. "You see, the job of the GM is to be the face of Taiwan Hash… and sometimes, more than the face! I want to be remembered as one of the greatest, most impressive GMs, so I picked the two hashers with the absolute smallest cocks to replace me so that I look better by comparison." "HEY!" said Balls in Your Cort! "That's not fair… No Potential isn't here! That makes me at least third smallest in the Hash, right? Right?" XiaoJiJi coughed uncomfortably and offered the bottle of hornet liquor.
「西低~」墨西哥手工活說道，「對了，謝謝你的酒。你要不要來點墨西哥田螺？」「但是為什麼是我們，」小雞雞說，「我的意思是，為什麼選蛋蛋在你的髒窩？」「嘿！」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。「粉簡單，」會長說。「你，小雞雞，用一隻受傷的腳走都還比大多數hasher用他們健康的兩隻腳跑得都還要快。然後在羞羞跛行已經拒絕我之後，蛋蛋在你的髒窩是有史以來最好的噹噹大師。」「嘿！」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。「而且還有另一個原因，」會長說。「你看，會長的工作就是成為TwH3的門面……有時，不僅僅是"門面"！我希望被後世銘記為最偉大、最令人印象深刻的會長之一，所以我選擇了兩位有絕對是我看過最小的雞雞的人來代替我，這樣相比之下我超有競爭優勢。」「嘿!!!」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說!「這不公平……沒有潛力不在這邊！我至少是hash裡面第三小的吧？對吧？對吧？」小雞雞不舒服地咳了一聲，遞出了那瓶黃蜂高粱。

"There's only one thing left to do. Only one of you can be my co-hare at the Erection Run. You must now face off in the Octagon," said the GM, pointing at the roped-off arena in the back, "so lube up and get in there!" "Actually," said XiaoJiJi, "we have an alternative. How about we have two GM's next year?" "What?" said Mexican Handjob, halfway through putting on a latex glove. "Yeah," said Balls in Your Cort, "since it's too much work for one person, we will divide it up evenly. Some days I will GM, some days XiaoJiJi." "But… but… why didn't I think of that!" stammered Mexican Handjob, "All those Sundays, for a whole year of my life…." "So you agree?" said Balls in Your Cort. "Yes," said Mexican Handjob, "just don't tell the other hashers. Let's at least let them pretend they are choosing from two candidates." "Oh, we already told everyone at Down Island" said XiaoJiJi. "That doesn't count," said Mexican Handjob, "what happens at Down Island stays at Down Island." "Why are you both looking at me?" said Balls in Your Cort, who had already drunk half the bottle of hornet liquor.
「只剩下一件事情要做了。你們中只有一人可以成為我選舉跑中的搭檔。你們現在必須在八角籠裡對決，」會長指著後面用繩子圍起來的競技場說道，「所以潤滑一下然後進去吧！」「其實，」小雞雞說，「我們還有另一個選擇，明年我們用雙會長制如何？」「哪尼?!」墨西哥手工活一邊說，一邊戴上了乳膠手套。「嘿啊，」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說道，「一個人的工作量太大了，我們就平攤一下。有的時候是我當會長，有的時候是小雞雞。」「可是……可是……我當時腦子浸水了嗎?! 怎沒想到?」墨西哥手工活結結巴巴地說，「所有那些星期天，我一生中的一整年......」「那你同意了吼？」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說。「是的，」墨西哥手工活說，「只是不要告訴其他hasher。至少讓他們假裝他們有真民主真選舉。」「哦，我們已經告訴去DI的所有人了。」小雞雞說。「那不算，」墨西哥手工活說，「DI發生的事情就留在DI。」「你們兩個為什麼看我？」蛋蛋在你的髒窩說，他已經喝掉了半瓶黃蜂高粱了。

****** WHO / 誰 ******
Hare 主兔: Mexican Handjob / 墨西哥手工活
Cohare 副兔: XiaoJiJi & Balls in Your Cort / 小雞雞 & 蛋蛋在你的髒窩

****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m

****** WHEN / 啥時 ******
Date: Sunday, December 10th, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

****** WHERE / 哪兒 ******
Yuanshan Riverside Park Skating Rink
圓山河濱公園溜冰場
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ri8dbmP2J2mLqXBs6

****** HOW / 怎去 ******
Take the Red Line MRT to Yuanshan Station, then walk 15 minutes to the run start.
搭紅線到圓山站，然後走15分鐘到起跑點

****** PRICE / 價格 ******
$200

****** BASH / 晚餐 ******
Hai Bawang Restaurant
海霸王餐廳
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UeuvCc1D7gZvbvn48
SIGN UP FOR THE BASH HERE:
https://forms.gle/CGkE7U1n5snUJcRH7
80 free seats for Hashers who have done [12] runs in current GM year by Dec 3 2023
80席給本屆GM年度在2023/12/3前跑超過【12】次的兔友
Please find your 2023 run count from run #2480 to run #2529 here
https://forms.gle/CGkE7U1n5snUJcRH7
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#2532 - The Red Dress Run 2023/2023 紅洋裝慈善特跑
12/17/2023-14:0
12/17/2023-18:0
Xiangshan Park
象山公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/GHcQQgC8MLKvXruU9
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/FB_IMG_1702513810903.jpg
Hash House History! In 1988, a San Diego hasher named The Lady in Red (who may or may not have been a lady, but it's 2023 now so who isn't a lady?) suggested a run where everyone wears a red dress. This was the first and perhaps only time a hasher had a genuinely good idea, and the popped cherry on the red velvet cake was that the run was for charity! Now it's become an annual Hash tradition worldwide, and Taiwan Hash is no exception.

So this Sunday, guys and gals and all in between should get their crimson camisoles and scarlet slips, and open their legs…I mean, wallets for our wonderful charities!

關於Hash的歷史，在1988年的聖地亞哥有一位名叫「紅衣女郎」的hasher提出一個建議，讓大家一起穿上紅色洋裝起跑，響應慈善！

（她可能是女士，也可能不是女士，但現在是2023年，所以誰不是女士呢？）

這場處女亂是第一次，也許也是唯一一次 hasher有一個真正的好主意，如今，紅洋裝慈善特跑已成爲全世界一年一度的Hash傳統，當然Taiwan Hash也不例外。

這個禮拜天，男孩、女孩以及中間性別的人們，穿上你們的紅色洋裝，並打開你們的大腿…… 我是指，為了這一場美好的慈善特跑、邁開你們的腳步（打開你們的錢包）。

We are currently deciding between Harmony Home Foundation, a charity that takes care of people living with HIV and children abandoned by foreigners who left Taiwan (because you know a deported hasher or three is probably responsible for a few of both), and the Taiwan Hand Angels, a charity that provides sexual services to people too severely disabled to jerk off themselves (because that's a real thing!, and it's how Mexican Handjob will spend his GM retirement). So let's all dress our best, and give a happy hand to our hares, Fucking Me and Sucky Fucky 5 Dollars… which is a steal compared to what the Hand Angels charge!

目前我們決定幫助兩個慈善機構「台灣關愛之家」和「台灣手天使」，一個是長期關注愛滋感染者、懷孕移工婦女以及遭受遺棄的非本國籍孩童的慈善基金會（https://www.twhhf.org），一個是協助重度身障人士性權服務的行動組織（ https://www.handangel.org）

這是大家比較少談論，卻真實存在的議題！而我們即將卸任的會長－墨西哥手工活（Mexican Handjob）也將投身他的專長於其中。

讓我們精心打扮、穿上最好的紅洋裝，為慈善伸出快樂的援手，來當兩位兔子Fucking Me 和 Sucky Fucky 5 Dollars的天使，這比擔任手天使容易多了！

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Fucking Me
Cohare 副兔: Sucky Fucky 5 Dollars

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, December 17, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Xiangshan Park
象山公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/GHcQQgC8MLKvXruU9
******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take the red line MRT to Xiangshan Station and follow signs for Exit 2.
捷運紅線「象山站」，2號出口後有兔子做的標記，沿著走即可。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
船鼎海鮮創作料理
0227202980
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hEPCGsAnHw441F2x5
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#2533 - The X-mas [formerly Twitter-mas] Run / 聖誕亂
12/24/2023-14:0
12/24/2023-18:0
A: Fuyang Eco Park
富陽自然生態公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/m2VjaRHdCdiKiBJV8

B:The hares want to keep it secret, but it’s near an MRT!
兔子們想保密，只能透露G點…不對，只能透漏B點靠近某個捷運站.
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And lo there were three foolish men, on their way to Lingguang, to meet the prophesied savior. And they followed the marker on Google Maps until it stopped over the place where the man-child was. On coming to the MRT stop, they saw the sacred one, Praying for Man Tits, lying in an extra-long manger, and perched above him was his co-hare, the blessed Vulture. "Don't look at me, I have no idea where he came from!" said Vulture, "I just wanted to do my annual, easy, mostly flat city run, then he appeared." And the three hashers bowed in praise, and presented their gifts to the long-haired one.

為了迎接預言中的救世主，三個傻瓜踏上麟光之路。他們跟隨著谷歌地圖的指引，直到遇見那位長不大的男人。

聖潔的兔子 Praying for Man Tits 躺在一個超級長的馬槽裡，而坐在馬槽邊的副兔 Blessed Vulture 大喊：「不要看著我，我也不知道這傢伙是從哪裡冒出來的？」

「我只是許願想要完成我的一年一度、容易又平坦的城市跑！然後他就出現了。」

三個傻瓜俯伏稱頌，並將他們的禮物獻給長髮的兔子。

I give you the gift of myrrh," said Limp of Shame, rubbing his sore muscles with the fragrant balm, "aw yeah, that feels nice." "I give you the gift of frankincense," said Just Gay, who rolled it into a joint and smoked it. "Cough, cough, that's some good frankincense," he sputtered."Here's some gold, Jew-boy," said Balls in Your Cort, tossing a sack of 50NT coins he swiped from the Hash Cash. "These are all great gifts," said Praying for Man Tits, "but you know what I really want." The men looked at each other. "Do we have to?" asked Just Gay. "Yes, this is my story. And stop breaking character!" commanded the holy one.

「我獻上有神奇療效的沒藥。」Limp of Shame 用那散發馨香的軟膏揉搓他酸痛的肌肌，並舒暢道：「噢！真是舒服。」
「我獻上乳香。」Just Gay 將這個禮物捲成香菸一抽，咳咳作聲：「這是些很好的乳香。」「這邊有些黃金，猶太小子！」Balls in Your Cort 擲出一袋滿滿的50元硬幣，這是他從 hash 財務組現金袋偷取出來的。
兔子 Praying for Man Tits 說：「這些全都是很好的禮物，但你們知道我真正想要的東西吧？」
Just Gay 發問：「我們一定要這樣做嗎？」三個傻瓜面面相覷。
聖潔的兔子 Praying for Man Tits 回應道：「當然！這是我的劇本，你們不要脫離角色！認真演。」

So the three hashers sighed, and took off their shirts. And suddenly there was a multitude of heavenly hashers, singing in chorus: “Tits! Out! For the boys! Tits out for the boys!” And Praying for Man Tits was pleased, and blessed the hashers' chests: one smooth, one hairy, one's somewhere in the between. And then the three proceeded to make out with each other. "No we didn't!" said Balls in Your Cort. Fine! I'll save it for the fan-fiction. Jesus!

三個傻瓜各自嘆了一口氣，就在他們脫掉上衣的瞬間，背景突然出現了神聖合唱團，一群捷兔齊聲高歌：「秀出你們的tits！為了男孩們～秀出你們的tits！」
（編按：YouTube上面有很多不同歌手創作的《Tits Out For The Boys》，小編這時候不知該把 tits 翻譯成山雀、乳房還是笨蛋。）
兔子 Praying for Man Tits 露出滿意的微笑，並為他們的胸部禱告：「一個光滑、一個毛茸茸、還有中間ㄧ叢胸毛的。」接著，三個傻瓜開始蜜里調油、耳鬢廝磨⋯⋯「我們才沒有這麼幹！」Balls in Your Cort 大喊。
好吧！看來後續的章節只能留在同人小說裡，阿門！

"And that is the true meaning of Hash-mas," said Tiny Bush. "The Great GM's in the Sky bless us, everyone of us!"

「這才是Hash的精神所至！」Tiny Bush凝望天堂的方向感歎著，「願已故的GM們，保佑我們每一個人，無論山雀、乳房還是笨蛋！」

******WHO? / 誰?******

Hare 主兔: Praying for Man Tits
Cohare 副兔: Vulture

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******

A:B run / 路線：A to B
8 km + Elevation: 200 m
長度約8公里、爬升200公尺

*******WHEN / 啥時*******

Date: Sunday, December 24, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
12月24日，兔子於下午兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******

A: Fuyang Eco Park
富陽自然生態公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/m2VjaRHdCdiKiBJV8

B:The hares want to keep it secret, but it’s near an MRT!
兔子們想保密，只能透露G點…不對，只能透漏B點靠近某個捷運站.

We’ll post the B point as a comment here after the event starts. If you need to know earlier, comment here and the GM will contact you.

為了保留Hash刺激又好玩的精神，我們不會提前公布B點在哪裡，如果有特殊需要，可以留言於此，GM會私訊你。

******HOW? / 怎去*******

Walk from Linguang MRT.
從麟光捷運站步行約400公尺

*******PRICE*******

Men $250 Women $200
活動費用：男生250元，女生200元

*******BASH / 晚餐*******

TBA
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#2534 - The Death of 2023 Run 2023末日亂
12/31/2023-14:0
12/31/2023-18:0
Xinhai Ecological Park
辛亥生態公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/t5oVFRDridPFpWo1A
https://taiwanhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/412948761_10103780684704640_7972986683464289654_n.jpg
Time was running out, and Tiny Balls, having already hared two runs in the past month, had forgotten something important: the last run of 2023! "Crap!" said the puny ginger, as he one-by-one contacted every hasher he knew to see who could help him co-hare the Dec 31 run. "Sorry, I hurt my foot," said Limp of Shame on his way to another 40k run. "Sorry, I'm retired," said Mexican Handjob from a beach in Cancun. "Sorry, you'll never satisfy a woman with that thing," said everyone who's ever seen Tiny Balls naked. "Fuck you!" said Fucking Sucks. Out of options, he went to the nearest park and found a hopefully-just-sweaty Cum Stain by the pull-up bars, doing muscle-ups and trying very hard not to get too excited while doing so.
2023年接近尾聲，Tiny Balls 在過去的一個月裡忙活著兩場兔子秀，幾乎已經忘記了重要的末日亂。「媽呀！」這個小傢伙逐一聯絡認識的兔子們，想知道誰可以幫幫他，充當副兔。
剛跑完40公里的 Limp of Sham 說：「真抱歉，我的腳受傷了。」
悠閒躺在坎昆海灘上的Mexican Handjob說：「真抱歉，我退休了。」
每個見過 Tiny Balls 光溜溜的人都說：「真抱歉，迷你版是無法滿足任何一位女性的。」
Fucking Sucks說：「去你的！」
別無選擇，他來到最臨近的公園，在單槓旁遇上（希望只是香汗）鹹濕淋漓的Cum Stain，正在做引體上升的運動，他一邊爆發上半身的肌肉，一邊又非常努力地讓下半身不要跟著爆發。

"Help me, Cum Stain, you're my only hope," begged the diminutive redhead. "Fine, just let go of my legs, you're too heavy," said Cum Stain from the top of the bars. "The trail is set," set Tiny Balls, "with city, mountain, graveyard, all the best places to celebrate New Year's. All I need are New Year's themed down-down ideas." Cum Stain wiped his face with a rather crusty towel and thought. "In Madrid people celebrate New Year's by trying to cram 12 grapes into their mouths by midnight. We can do that." "Okay," said Tiny Balls, "but we're Taiwan Hash, so replace mouth with butthole. And replace 12 grapes with 12 betel nuts." "Or one 12 inch dildo," said Mexican Handjob, thousands of kilometers away. "Wait, why did I just say that?"
「Cum Stain，幫助我吧！你是我唯一的希望。」向小紅頭哀求著。「好說，但你先放開我的大腿，你太重了。」還掛在單槓上面的 Cum Stain，快撐不住了。」
Tiny Balls 接著說：「路線已經做好了，為了慶祝新年的到來，末日亂將跑遍所有最好的地方，一覽都市、山景和夜總會。現在只缺新年主題的噹噹點子了。」
Cum Stain 用相當硬的手巾擦拭自己的臉，並且思考：「在馬德里，人們試圖在午夜前把12顆葡萄塞進嘴巴裏來慶祝新年。」
「這個可以！」Tiny Balls 說：「既然我們是台灣捷兔，那就用下面的嘴巴挑戰吧，並且用12顆檳榔代替12顆葡萄。」
「或是一根12英寸的假陽具。」千里之遙的 Mexican Handjob 吶喊著。「等等，我為啥會冒出這句話？」

"Do you have any plans for 2024," asked Tiny Balls? "I resolve to not get caught when haring, to not go through so many pairs of underwear in a day, and to do more muscle-ups," said Cum Stain. "I hope to watch the New Year's balls drop," said Tiny Balls. "Do you mean the New York City NYE Ball Drop," asked the well-traveled Cum Stain? "No," said the short-statured fire-crotch, "that's when every New Year I stand naked in front of a mirror and check to see if my balls will drop before midnight so that I can finally start puberty and become a man." Cum Stain groaned. "Well, there goes my second resolution."
Tiny Balls 問道：「你有新年新希望了嗎？」
Cum Stain 回答：「我要下定決心，當兔子的時候不要被獵犬們追到。不要一天換穿太多套內褲。還有練習更多的引體上升運動。」
Tiny Balls：「我希望看到新年掉彩球。」
去遍各地的 Cum Stain 問：「你是指紐約時代廣場的報時球，那個跨年夜的降球儀式嗎？」
Tiny Balls說：「不是的，我是指我在每個跨年之夜，都會光溜溜的站在鏡子前面，觀察我的蛋蛋能否在午夜前降球？這意味著，我終於迎來青春期，可以轉大人了。」
Cum Stain 痛苦的吟呻道：「噢！這樣讓我想起我的第二個決心。」

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Balls in Your Cort
Cohare 副兔: Cum Stain

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7 km + Elevation: 250 m
長度：7公里、爬升: 250 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, December 31, 2023
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Xinhai Ecological Park
辛亥生態公園
https://maps.app.goo.gl/t5oVFRDridPFpWo1A

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take brown line to Xinhai MRT and walk.
搭捷運到辛亥站，出站後走路3分鐘可達

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
新味珍復古熱炒
0229331289
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#2535 - Four GMs, Eight Kiwis, One Trail
1/7/2024-14:0
1/7/2024-18:0
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TwH³ #2535 - Four GMs, Eight Kiwis, One Trail
狹路相逢之四位會長、八顆獼猴桃

Buzz off, boys, because the juiciest kiwis come from Taoyuan Metro Hash! And they are coming to show the hungry hounds of Taiwan Hash how haring is done! Yes, it's time to take a bite out of the delicious fruits only found to the west of Taipei! This week, we’ll be chasing TyMH³ ex-GM Juicy Kiwi, and the only ex-GM that’s an even juicier kiwi, Spaceman! The pair of hares are eager to show off their fuzzy bits in a face off against the new GMs of Taiwan Hash, XiaoJiji and Tiny Balls. Just what sort of fruit salad are we in store for?!
把舞台讓出來，孩子們！來自桃園捷運兔～最美味多汁的獼猴桃，即將登場。他們將在飢渴的台灣健龍獵犬們前方奔馳，上演最佳的兔子秀。
是時候來大啖一口，西台灣才有的誘人水果，1月7日這天，我們將追捕令人垂延三尺的 Juicy Kiwi 以及更加開胃的Spaceman！兩位桃園捷運兔卸任會長組成的搭檔，將槓上兩位台灣健龍新上任的「小」字輩會長：XiaoJiji 和 Tiny Balls，我們試目以待，看看小字輩的雞雞和蛋蛋、還是獼猴桃的毛絨絨，更勝一籌。

"Really? These are your champions?" scoffed Spaceman, looking our lads up and down and expecting more. "My kiwis are bigger than his," joked his partner. "She's talking about you," said XiaoJiJi. "Yes, I know you have big testicles, please stop talking about them," said Tiny Balls. "Enough chatting, Tic Tac*," said Spaceman. "We have a killer trail laid out for your kennel, so buckle up and get ready to blast off!"
「瞎咪？這就是你們最厲害的跑者？!
Spaceman 上下打量著我們的小傢伙，面帶嘲諷，期待能有更大把的刷子，連他的搭檔 Juicy Kiwi 都忍不住挑釁：「我的獼猴桃都比你還大顆。」小字輩的雞雞看向小字輩的蛋蛋：「喲！她在說你。」
Tiny Balls：「好啦！我知道妳的更大顆，別再說了。」
「薄荷糖，廢話少說!Spaceman說：「我們為獵犬們佈置了殺手級的路徑，所以系好安全帶，準備射出吧!

Can our hounds hunt down these kawai kiwis and bring honor to the hash? Which pair of GM's gives better down-downs, and which better hand-jobs? Will Tiny Balls' blood test show that he’s Spaceman’s long-lost son? Find out this Sunday!
*Tic Tac: a tiny, white, hard, oblong breathmint that resembles our GMs' genitalia in every way but flavor.
我們的獵犬抓到可愛的獼猴桃們，可以為台灣健龍帶來榮耀嗎？哪一對會長主持的噹噹節目更好玩？哪一對會長更擅長手工活？Tiny Balls的血液測試會顯示他是Spaceman 長期失散的兒子嗎？就在這個星期天，謎底即將揭曉。
*薄荷糖是白色、微小、硬硬的橢圓形，可以含在嘴裡，讓口氣清新，這和我們的會長—小字輩的蛋蛋在各個層面都非常相似，但更有味道。

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Spaceman
Cohare 副兔: Juicy Kiwi

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
8.5 km + Elevation: 250 m
99% runnable trail

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 7, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
社子溪櫻花步道
https://maps.app.goo.gl/nVDeQV1m6KJ4XauF7

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take train to Yangmei Station.
搭車到楊梅火車站，之後步行500公尺

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Hakka restaurant
霖圓客家餐館
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#2536 - FIC's Strawberry Stroll
1/14/2024-14:0
1/14/2024-18:0
Go to Neihu MRT and take the S20 bus to Bishanyan (Baishihu Suspension Bridge). The hares even made a little map for the geographically challenged
從內湖捷運站，轉搭公車「小20」
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A duck walked up to Taiwan Hash,
And said to the GM running the Hash,
"Hey! Got any strawberries?"
The GM said, "no, we just have beer.
But it's cold and it's fresh and fills you with cheer.
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "eat my ass!"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle).
'Til the next Sunday.
一隻鴨子走向台灣健龍，
牠問現任GM：嗨！有草莓嗎？
GM說：沒有，我們只有啤酒。冰涼、鮮釀，洋溢著乾杯的歡樂。要來一杯嗎？
鴨子說：吃我的屁屁吧。然後搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖）
等到下一個週日。

When the duck walked up to Taiwan Hash,
And said to the GM running the Hash,
"Hey! Got any strawberries?"
The GM said, "no, like I said last week
We just have beer. And Coke. And Supau, I think.
And water, sometimes, but that's all.
The duck said, "lick my balls!"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle).
'Til the next Sunday.
鴨子走向台灣健龍，
牠問GM：嗨！有草莓嗎？
GM說：沒有，就像我上週說的，我們只有啤酒。喔！我想還有可樂、舒跑和礦泉水之類的。
鴨子說：舔我的蛋蛋吧。然後搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖）
等到下一個週日。

When the duck walked up to Taiwan Hash,
And said to the GM running the Hash,
"Hey! Got any strawberries?"
The GM said, "Look, you feathery prick,
Scram or I'll nail you to a tree by the dick!
And don't come back, you rude duck!"
The duck said, "you cuck!"
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle).
'Til the next Sunday.
鴨子走向台灣健龍，
牠問GM：嗨！有草莓嗎？
GM說：這樣吧，你這毛還沒長齊的蠢鴨，快滾！不然我就用XX把你釘在樹幹上。不要再讓我看到你，你這隻討厭的鴨子！
鴨子說：你這顆軟蛋！然後搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖）
等到下一個週日。

When the duck walked up to Taiwan Hash,
And said to the GM running the Hash,
"Hey! Got any nails?"
The GM said, "Hey, you're in luck, little runt,
Because our hares, Floating in Cum and Hunting Cunt
Have set this week's trail by a strawberry farm!
Run with us and you may have the chance to pick some!
They are red and delicious and oh so nutritious!
So, forget about nails. Last week's threats were too vicious."
The duck said, "Oh, this is awkward, but you see
I was looking forward to being nailed by the dick to a tree.
Perhaps this club isn't quite right for me."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the next Sunday.
鴨子走向台灣健龍，
牠問GM：嗨！有釘釘嗎？
GM說：嗨，小蠢鴨你真走運！因為我們的兔子 Floating in Cum 和副兔 Hunting Cunt 已經準備好的路徑，會經過草莓園。跟我們一起跑步吧，你就有機會採摘一些，草莓紅紅的、美味，而且營養，所以忘了釘釘吧，我上週的威脅太歹毒了。
鴨子說：這麽說有點尷尬，但我是期待被釘釘在樹幹上的，也許這個跑步團體不太適合我。
然後鴨子搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖）
搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖）
搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖）
等到下一個週日。
（以上故事改編自The Duck Song）

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Floating in Cum
Cohare 副兔: Hunting Cunt
******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 7 km + Elevation: 325 m / 爬升: 325 m
S: 6 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m
*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 14, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑
*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Follow flour from the bus stop:
Bishanyan (Baishihu Suspension Bridge) Bus Stop
搭車到碧山巖（白石湖吊橋）公車站，之後跟著麵粉走
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******HOW? / 怎去*******
Go to Neihu MRT and take the S20 bus to Bishanyan (Baishihu Suspension Bridge). The hares even made a little map for the geographically challenged
從內湖捷運站，轉搭公車小20
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*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200
*******BASH / 晚餐*******
橋頭美食坊
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#2537 - Plan B to Garden City
1/21/2024-14:0
1/21/2024-18:0
花園新城湖興士鷄山荘 (start from bash)
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TwH³ #2537 - Plan B to Garden City

What is the best part of a Maokong hash run? Is it the clean air outside the city? The fresh scent of tea plantations and tittering of birds and squirrels? The difficulty of reaching the place by public transportation that makes you feel like a 19th century explorer, which is what you will role-play in bed that night? No, you fool! You dunce! You Hsinchu hasher! It's obviously the bash location, with the wide open spaces and the acoustics that let the entire district know for kilometers away that down-downs are happening.
貓空亂最棒的點在哪裡？遠離城市、潔淨的空氣？飄散著清香的茶園？總在未見之處玩耍的松鼠和鳥兒們的嬉鬧聲？不方便的交通，讓你如19世紀的探險家（晚上在床上玩的角色扮演）？
當然不是！你又不是傻子或笨蛋，我們也不是新竹捷兔。派對才是最棒的點！貓空所擁有的寬廣、開闊的空間，以及嗨到整座山的人（被迫）一起參與我們的噹噹。

Unfortunately, our usual Maokong bash location has banned all hashers from its premises forever. Nobody knows why. Some say it's because we don't clean our shoes before entering the restaurant. Unfair! Hashers can't drink out of clean shoes! Some say it's because our dogs piss everywhere. Nonsense! Most of that piss is definitely human! The most outrageous accusation is that the table down-downs bother the other customers. What!? Who could possibly find the soothing harmony of table down-downs even slightly annoying?
不幸的是，我們經常舉辦噹噹派對的貓空餐廳，已經禁止我們再次踏入，沒有人知道原因。有些人說，因為我們進入餐廳前沒有把鞋子洗乾淨，這不合理，都已經洗到不知道被認為多少次是新鞋了！有些人說，因為我們的狗狗會到處撒尿，真是胡說！狗狗們那麼可愛乖巧，會到處亂噴液體（當然是指啤酒）的明明是人類。
最令人惱怒的指控，是噹噹歡鬧聲打擾到餐廳的其他客人了，我就問，有人知道如何能安靜的完成Table蕩蕩嗎？

That leaves us with two choices. Rather than deflower a virgin bash location in Maokong with a one night stand, our hare for the week, Bull's Eye, has proposed a run in Garden City, south of Xindian. It's a gorgeous location and we have not run there in a long time, so the Bash location forgot about last time and foolishly welcomed us back! Give Me Beer has also agreed to cohare, because there will be beer. [There is always beer, but he apparently doesn't know that.] Let's return to greener pastures on the Green Line, and plant our flags like sexy, sexy 19th century explorers.
這下子我們剩下兩個選擇了，讓我們的兔子 Bull's Eye 在新店的南邊—花園新城另闢蹊徑，而不是在貓空染指另一家未經人事的餐廳，一夜之後從此不相見。
那個美麗的地方已經很久沒有人灑麵粉了，所以那邊的餐廳也已經忘記我們上回做過的蠢事，並且歡迎我們的到來。Give Me Beer 也答應擔任副兔了，只要花園新城有啤酒就好（總有啤酒可以喝啊，但他顯然不知道）。
天涯何處無派對，讓我們忘了貓空吧！如同迷人的19世紀探險家，在更尚青之地，插下我們的旗幟。

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Bull’s Eye
Cohare 副兔: Give Me Beer

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
L: 7.5 km + Elevation: 500 m / 爬升: 500 m
S: 6 km + Elevation: 320 m / 爬升: 320 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 21, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
花園新城湖興士鷄山荘 (start from bash)
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******HOW? / 怎去*******
From near Xindian MRT, take bus GR3 to Huayuan Xincheng stop. Follow -red- chalk arrows for 1 km to the run start.
Google翻譯說：從新店捷運附近搭乘GR3號公車至花園新城站。沿著紅色粉筆箭頭行駛 1 公里到達跑步起點。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200
*******BASH / 晚餐*******
花園新城湖興士鷄山荘
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#2538 - Slobbo's Sulphur Springs Stink ‘n Slide
1/28/2024-14:0
1/28/2024-18:0
Sulphur Spring Valley Feet Pools
硫磺谷溫泉泡腳池
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From the Hares:

This is a Cocktail Recipe for ‘Beitou with a Twist’:
-One Part Hot Stink
-Two Parts Awesome Views
-Three Parts Great Trail
-A Twist of Brand Fucking New Awesomeness On the Side that you’re guaranteed to never have (been crazy enough to have) done before.
Shaken not stirred.
Voila! And then you’re drunk.
‘I don’t often shit pants on Reccie, but when I do, I shit my co-hares pants.’
Who knows what that means? Who knows what the co-hare’s name means? Who knows what any of it means? Shrug. Gan bei! Gan Bei Tou!
調酒師 Slobbo Tamer 如是說：這是雞尾酒「北投轉呀轉」的配方，一味熱騰騰的硫磺，二點值得驚嘆的景，三條美妙的山徑，這道配菜超讚又新鮮、翻轉「北投經典」的味蕾，保證你沒喝過。
搖一搖，不要攪拌，瞧！你喝醉了。
「我很少嚇得屁滾尿流，但當我這麼做，我通常是尿在副兔的褲子上。」你們知道這是什麼意思嗎？有人知道副兔名字的意涵嗎？
聳聳肩、乾杯乾北投！

From the Scribe:

...fuck it, let's just use that.
負責每週 Hash 小品的 Praying for Mantits，這禮拜正在印度旅行，他直接複製貼上 Slobbo 傳來的如是說：「管他的，調酒師說了算！」
Hey all, additional note from hares for this week run: There will be some adventure. Some parts may not be suitable for small dogs or small children. Has been tested safe on hares' dogs and kids. Discretion advised.
P.S 經過兔子們的狗狗及小孩的安全測試，本週的路徑會有一點挑戰性，可能不太適合帶小朋友或小型犬，請謹慎考量。

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Slobbo Tamer
Cohare 副兔: Walkie-Walkie Talkie-Talkie

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
6.5-7 km + Elevation: 300m
距離6.5-7公里 / 爬升: 300 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, January 28, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Sulphur Spring Valley Feet Pools
硫磺谷溫泉泡腳池
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2sME6rRC2dikrbz19

******HOW? / 怎去*******
MRT to Beitou, then taxi pool, or small bus: S7, S9 or S26, 15minutes to Mituo Temple (Thermal Valley) stop.
從北投捷運站，共乘小黃，或轉搭小巴士S7、S9、S26，約15分鐘可達彌陀寺（硫磺谷）
*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200
*******BASH / 晚餐*******
阿金浙江小館
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#2539 - The United Federation of Hashers Republic Run / 捷兔聯合國之亂
2/4/2024-14:0
2/4/2024-18:0
新店東聖宮
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Taiwan Hash prides itself on its international membership, but are we international enough? That was the question being discussed at a donut shop at Taoyuan International Airport's arrival hall. After a long time away from Taiwan, 8 Foot Facial (Germany) and Cockeretcha (one of the Mexicos, the drug one) met there by chance and soon began complaining over their crullers and coffee.
台灣健龍以擁有不同國籍的捷兔們自豪，但我們足夠國際化了嗎？某天在桃園國際機場內，這個疑問被認真的提出來討論。離開台灣良久、最近返台的德國的 8 Foot Facial 和來自墨西哥（其中販毒最有名的）的 Cockeretcha 在入境大廳的甜甜圈店偶然相遇。沒多久，他們就開始邊抱怨、邊大啖甜甜圈和咖啡。

"Taivan Hash is too vanilla!" said 8 Foot Facial, licking the glaze off a glazed donut. "It is like sex without ze whipping and ze degradation. It's barely titillating." "Si, I agree," said Cockeretcha, snorting the powder off a powdered donut. "Dónde están los boobie checks? Los fishhooks? La singing?" "VE DO NOT SING HERE!" shouted 8 Foot Facial, slamming her fist into a boston cream donut such that its contents sprayed all over her face. "Scheisse, vy does that keep happening? Regardless, you are right. Ve should do something about that."
「台灣健龍太純愛了！」8 Foot Facial 舔掉甜甜圈上面的那層彩餡說：「這就像沒有鞭打和凌辱的性愛，一點都不刺激。」
Cockeretcha 邊附和：「沒錯！」邊用鼻子一吸，把甜甜圈上的白粉都給吸掉了，並喊道：「都沒有什麼特殊的 checks？回馬槍？還他媽的給我唱歌？」
「他X的，我們才不唱歌！」8 Foot Facial 激動的喊：「真的不能這樣放任下去，我們要好好處理一下！」一個拳頭砸在波士頓奶油甜甜圈，以致滿滿的乳白內餡都噴在他的臉上。

"Okay, this might be a bit loca en la cabeza, but I have an idea" said a hyper Cockeretcha, setting up lines of rainbow sprinkles on the table. "Why don't we introduce Taiwan Hash to International Hash rules? We'll use the standard international signs, and add some of the special checks used in other countries." "Oh, how wunderbar!" said 8 Foot Facial. "We can introduce them to ze salmon, ze checkbacks, and ze Schlangensaugenprüfpunkt. I shall contact ze trailmasters," she said and bit into another donut, then immediately put it down. "Um, vy is there a condom filled with uncut gems inside my Bavarian creme?" "Oh, that's for my brother, I'll just take that," said Cockeretcha, swallowing it whole.
「好！我有一個主意，但這可能有點腦袋進水的瘋狂。」亢奮的Cockeretcha邊用卡片把彩虹糖粒分成一條一條排在桌子準備要吸，邊說：「為何不向台灣健龍介紹國際化的捷兔規則？我們來用點國際性的標誌，再加上一些其他國家使用的特殊記號。」
8 Foot Facial 讚不絕口：「我來聯絡台灣健龍的路線組，我們可以介紹他們鮭魚啦、蛇眼啦、德式回馬槍、&@$$?!*%…這些我們在國外玩的 hash 標誌。」邊說邊發現他正要放進嘴裡的巴戈利亞奶油甜甜圈裡有一個填滿原鑽的保險套。
「啊，那是給我兄弟準備的，給我吧！」Cockeretcha一說完，就把整個套套吞下去。

EDIT: Cockeretcha has to go on a legitimate business trip delivering powdered sugar to Miami, so Hamburg whoremonger Just Leon will take her place for some efficient, German co-haring.
編按：原副兔 Cockeretcha 必須出差邁阿密，談些合法的白粉運輸生意，所以來自漢堡的皮條客 Just Leon 將替補副兔上陣，期待他好好發揮德國人的效率！

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: 8 Foot Facial
Cohare 副兔: Just Leon

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
7.2 km + Elevation: 100 m / 爬升: 100 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 4, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
新店東聖宮
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sHgoVBjwGuz5Fhgh9?g_st=ic

******HOW? / 怎去*******
bus 849 from Xindian, only 25min, get off gas station stop, walk 2min to on start
從新店捷運站搭公車849，只要25分鐘到「加油站」下車，再走兩分鐘就到了！

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200
*******BASH / 晚餐*******
烏來新福山烤雞甕仔雞
https://maps.app.goo.gl/3iwDK4rApCvWvvyL7
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#2540 - Emergency Run: Los Hermanos Heridos / 難兄難弟之臨陣磨槍亂
2/11/2024-14:0
2/11/2024-18:0
A: Muzha MRT Station (木柵捷運站)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/dQnnGPtGVWRk5BYj7
B: Jinghua Park (景華公園)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5Yn351CMVn1S1G5J7
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Due to an unfortunate accident involving a crowbar, his shins, and unpaid gambling debts, the designated hare Shitty Shrinkage was unable to prepare this week's run. With no co-hare lined up, the TwH3 committee held an emergency meeting. None of the Taiwanese hashers were available to hare due to the holiday weekend. "I can't do it," said XiaoJiJi, "because I also identify as Taiwanese." "I guess I have to do it," said Tiny Balls, "even though I hurt my knees getting down on them to pay off my gambling debts." "I will help you," said 2nd Man In, "even though I hurt my ankle while running."
由於一場不幸的鐵橇意外，讓原本擔任兔子的 Shitty Shrinkage 小腿受傷了，外加賭博欠債一屁股，守株又待無副兔，無法好好準備這週的路線。而春假期間，台灣正在上演兔子走光秀，這下子台灣健龍的幹部們只好緊急挖坑、自己跳坑啦！
GM小雞雞：「我認為我是台灣兔，所以我也要走光！」
同為GM的小蛋蛋說：「那看來我要上陣了，但是我欠一屁股賭債，最近膝蓋跪得好痛。」
資深路線組 2nd Man In 接話：「我可以搭把手。雖然前陣子跑步時，我把腳踝給扭傷了。」

"Oh yeah, I also hurt my knees running, and not through fellatio," said Tiny Balls, "and my bruised throat is also from running."
聽完此話，小蛋蛋馬上解釋：「噢！我也是跑步傷到膝蓋，絕不是跪著口交造成的。喉嚨深處的瘀青，也是跑步時給撞的。」

"Then it is settled! We'll recce the run and ready it in one week! Just you and me, amigo," said an excited 2nd Man In. "We'll be like the famous Mexican heroes, Don Quixote and Sancho Panza." "Why am I Sancho Panza," whined Tiny Balls, "is it because I'm short?" "No, it's because I fucking hate windmills, man," said 2nd Man In.
「一言為定，兄弟！我們一週內把路線探清、搞定。」開始興奮起來 2nd Man In 說道：「讓我們像墨西哥的兩位英雄，唐吉軻德和桑丘潘薩吧！」
「為什麼我是桑丘潘薩？因為我比較小隻嗎？」小蛋蛋哀聲問。
2nd Man In 答覆道：「不！只是因為我他x的討厭風車。」

And off they went, the two caballeros, to save the run: 2nd Man In riding his gorgeous white horse, Paloma, and Tiny Balls atop a fat white donkey, No Potential. ["Why do I have to be the donkey," whined No Potential. "Because you suck at gambling," said Tiny Balls, tightening the straps on his saddle, "now shut up; donkeys can't talk."] They rode across hills and valleys, lakes and rivers, 7elevens and Family Marts, until finally they reached their destination: The mythical city of El Dorito, land of snacks, where the streets are paved in corn chips. "This... this is too far," said 2nd Man In, "I forgot what we were supposed to be doing." "Let's just do a city run and call it a day," said Tiny Balls, "I want to get home for poker night.
踏上征戰不歸路的兩位騎士：2nd Man In 身騎俊俏的白駒 Paloma、小蛋蛋則是雙腳夾穩胖胖的白驢 No Potential，準備出發拯救這週的亂！
No Potential 抗議道：「等等！為什麼是我演驢子？」小蛋蛋：「誰叫你沒有潛力又打賭輸我。」一邊勒緊鞍座上的皮帶，一邊斥喝：「現在閉上你的嘴，驢子不會說話。」
他們一路騎行，穿梭山丘與村落、湖泊與河流，越過小七和全家，終於抵達目的地：傳說中的黃金城，一個滿街都是黃金玉米脆片的零食天堂。
「額…這太遠了。」2nd Man In 突然問：「我忘記我們當初要幹嘛來的？」
小蛋蛋應聲：「我看乾脆簡單做個城市亂交差，隨便啦！我晚上還想早點回家打撲克牌勒。」

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: 2nd Man In
Cohare 副兔: Tiny Balls

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to B
7 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 11, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
A: Muzha MRT Station (木柵捷運站)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/dQnnGPtGVWRk5BYj7
B: Jinghua Park (景華公園)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5Yn351CMVn1S1G5J7

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take any MRT to Muzha Station.

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
蕃薯の店生猛活海鮮
0229316999
https://maps.app.goo.gl/w8kLB86L4uYHaRmZ6
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2540 Inquiry
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#2541 - Hot Times, Hot Springs, Hot Chicken
2/18/2024-14:0
2/18/2024-18:0
Qi Ku Restaurant
七窟餐廳
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sfhqGJN7hkpP3J9E9
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Deep in a tunnel connecting all the banks and taxation bureaus in Taipei, a sign warns unaware pilgrims: "Abandon all faith of winning an argument and just say 'yes, dear.'" Unfazed, Dump-N-Run made his way through the glittering depths and approached the golden altar by which one may attempt to communicate with the Root of All of Evil. He left an offering of a wad of cash and a designer bag, and spoke into the deep pit in the end of the cavern. "Sorry I'm late; I was in the can. We're out of toilet paper, by the way." A low grumble emerged from the gas-belching void.
在連結台北所有銀行和稅務局的隧道深處，一個標誌警告著無知的朝聖者，拋棄你必須贏得爭辯的信仰，只要說：「是的，親愛的！」Dump-N-Run不慌不忙地穿過閃閃發光的深處，走近金色的祭壇，在那裏人們可以嘗試與所有邪惡的根源交流。
作為供品，他留下一疊鈔票和一個名牌包，並向著坑道的盡頭喊道：「抱歉，遲到了，我剛蹲完茅坑。順便一提，那邊沒有廁紙。」一股低沉的嘟咕聲從噴着氣體的空隙中冒出來。

Dump-N-Run continued: "Oh unholy matron, mother of demons, darling wife, I have come to ask you to co-hare my run." A guttural growl meant the Beast was not interested. "It's at Yangmingshan, near Qi Ku hot spring. I know how much you love the smell of sulfur!" The pit moaned, unconvinced. "It's going to be the Winter Hash Olympics, so there will be gold medals. Well, not real gold..." Nearby fumaroles hissed, echoing *her* displeasure. "Umm... hares get free beer?" A growing roar meant Dump-N-Run was running out of time. "Oh! And the bash place has roast chicken! Not cold chicken, but hot! The best roast chicken in Taipei!"
Dump-N-Run 繼續禱告：「噢！邪惡的看守者，萬惡之母，我的愛妻！我來尋求妳的同謀，擔任我的副兔吧。」
一聲粗嘎的低吼代表她對於這個提議沒什麼興趣。
「路徑在陽明山上，而且接近七窟溫泉，我知道妳有多愛硫磺味！」
坑洞內傳來嗚咽聲，她還沒有被說服。
「這將是捷兔的冬季奧運，所以肯定有金牌，好吧，那不算真黃金。」
噴氣孔嘶嘶作響，附和她的不滿。
「嗯…那兔子有免費啤酒呢？」「對了，餐廳還有烤雞可以吃！」「是熱食！不是冷凍食品，而且是整個台北最好吃的烤雞！」快沒時間越來越急的Dump-N-Run，聲調開始變急促和大聲。

Silence. Then a voice could be heard from the abyss. "Chicken? Chicken! CHICKEN!!" Suddenly, there was the crash of something unfathomably large and unspeakably ancient moving across a hoard of coins, and rose from the void, the Abomination covered in gold scales and old hash t-shirts. The earth shook. The stock market turned volatile. One gaze upon her indescribable form can drain one's sanity as quickly as one's bank account. "ChIcKeN!! cHiCkEn!! ChIcKeNnNn!!" "Yes, my dear, yes! Chicken for all the hashers!" shouted Dump-N-Run, triumphant in the face of the undying horror that he had summoned. They say the price of bitcoin fell 6.66% that night.
時間彷彿靜止。
下一秒，從深不可測的的洞穴傳來回音：「烤雞？烤雞！烤雞！！！」一個女人從古老錢幣堆裏，探出頭，錢幣山瞬間崩塌，轟天動地。這邪惡的女人身披黃金的鱗片，還穿著一件古老的捷兔T恤。
只是盯著她看，就足以讓人理智斷線，彷彿看到銀行存款。因為召喚出這邪惡的根源，Dump-N-Run亢奮的吶喊：「是的！親愛的，妳沒聽錯！大家一起吃烤雞。」
聽說這一晚，比特幣跌蕩6.66%。

EDIT: Root of All Evil has been summoned for a satanic investment bankers quarterly meeting, so Micro Nuts will cohare instead. What he sold his soul to her for is anyone's guess.
EDITED** Free bash for people on 2023 Xmas Party list (in comments below), or hashers who’ve hared in the last 12 months - Cheers to the hares!**
修改的**在2023Xmas Party免費的名單或是12個月内當過兔子可以免費bash - 謝謝兔子！！

******WHO? / 誰?******
Hare 主兔: Dump-N-Run
Cohare 副兔: Micro Nuts

******WHAT? / 蝦咪*******
A:A run / 路線：A to A
TBD

*******WHEN / 啥時*******
Date: Sunday, February 18, 2024
Time: Hares off at 14:00
兔子兩點起跑

*******WHERE / 哪兒*******
Qi Ku Restaurant
七窟餐廳
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sfhqGJN7hkpP3J9E9

******HOW? / 怎去*******
Take S25 from Beitou MRT or S36 from Shipai to Shamao Bridge 1 stop, then walk a bit.
搭公車（小25或是小36）到紗帽橋一公車站。

*******PRICE*******
Men $250 Women $200

*******BASH / 晚餐*******
Qi Ku Restaurant (七窟餐廳)
0228611135
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hbDWG7XiVa1ZFb6q8
mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2541 Inquiry
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#2542 - Elwood's Eleven: The Shenkeng Job
2/25/2024-14:0
2/25/2024-18:0
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As police sirens wailed overhead, Elwood Blues and his favorite partner in crime, Sticky Fingers, marched silently through the sewers, flashlights in hand, to one of Elwood's many secret hideouts. This one was where he kept items he "borrowed" after hashers lost them on trail: shoes, jackets, wallets, watches, dignity, virginity, hopes, dreams, and a harddrive full of the Talented Mr. Nipply's anime girl NFTs. He opened the metal hatch to the room, turned on the air freshener, and immediately got down to business.
警笛響起之際，Elwood Blues 和他最喜歡的犯案搭檔 Sticky Fingers 正拿著手電筒、悄悄穿越地下道，前往其中一處藏匿點。這裡存放著「借來的」東西——捷兔們在跑步後遺忘的鞋子、夾克、錢包、手錶、尊嚴、童貞、希望和夢想，還有Talented Mr. Nipply 充滿動漫少女身影的硬碟。他進入金屬艙門、打開空氣清淨機之後，便立�

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