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Maybe and You Are My Son had spent all day on a long recce. “Are we there yet?,” whined You Are My Son, “I’m almost out of beer!” “Maybe,” said Maybe. Lol, classic Maybe! “Come on, I know this anniversary run is important, but we’ve been climbing all day! We’ve done Elephant Mountain, Lion Mountain, Leopard Mountain, Tiger Mountain…” continued You Are My Son. Maybe said nothing, but led onward. The two were deep off trail, and You Are My Son feared that they were lost. Maybe和You Are My Son已經花了一整天的時間進行長時間的探路。 “我們到了嗎？我的啤酒快要喝光了” You Are My Son哀怨問道，” 或許吧，” Maybe回答。哈哈，多麼經典的Maybe制式答覆！ 「拜託～雖然這次兩千六跑是一個週年慶的概念，但我們真的花了一整天在這裡轉來轉去。我們已經爬了象山、獅山、豹山、虎山…….」You Are My Son 繼續碎念。Maybe只是默默不語，矜直前進。兩個人已經走到山中最深處，You Are My Son 強烈懷疑他們已經是迷路了。 Suddenly, they found themselves at the mouth of a strange cave. Primordial carvings much older than mankind lined the entrance, depicting groups of strange beasts in stranger contortions. “Is this where we’ll have down-downs?,” asked You Are My Son. “Maybe,” said Maybe. Lol, that’s so Maybe! The two entered the musty cave, and inside on a pedestal found a golden idol with four heads: A Lion, A Leopard, A Tiger, and an Elephant. It also had four dicks, each polished to a vibrant luster. Maybe poured the idol an offering of beer. A golden light filled the cave, and suddenly before them appeared a gigantic, shining figure: the Spirit of Lion Mountain. “Welcome, Hares, to the Cave of Beast Friends [獸交洞穴], where your beastly desires come true,” said the Lion. 突然，他們發現自己身處在一個詭異的洞穴入口。入口石壁上有著許多比人類存在前更古老的恆古雕刻，描繪了一群奇珍異獸很多奇怪的扭曲姿勢模樣。「這會是我們做噹噹的地方嗎？」You Are My Son 問。「或許吧，」靠邀，這個夭壽Maybe就跟他的名字一樣，只會一種回答。兩人慢慢進入這個散發著霉味的洞穴。然後他們發現了巨大基座，那是一個有四個頭的金色獸雕像：象頭、獅頭、豹頭、及虎頭。而且還有四個雞巴，而且每根都好像有天天被刨光到閃閃發亮。Maybe灑下一杯啤酒來敬拜這個神像。忽然之間，山洞裡出現了巨大的金色光芒，閃爍之中在他們面前顯現出一個龐然神獸的顯影，噢！這是獅山之神啊。「親愛的朋友們，歡迎來到獸交洞，這是一個讓你所有會獸性大發的願望實現成真的地方」獅神説。 “Oh mighty Lion,” prayed You Are My Son, “I desire a beer that never gets warm, a trail that never gets shiggy, and a reliable paternity test.” “Sorry, little rabbits, but that’s not what we do here,” said the Lion, “why don’t you ask our new animal friend, Hairless Ape.” “Hairless Ape?” asked You Are My Son. The Lion took them into a hidden cavern. There, on a bed of straw strewn with empty beer bottles, they saw WWTTBBWW on all fours. Leopard was riding him hard from behind, Tiger was thrusting deep in the front, and Elephant was expertly using its trunk. When he saw the hares, the GM panicked and tried to get the divine feline phalluses out of his holes. “Cough, cough! Please don’t tell Minor Pusher I was here,” he begged. “Maybe,” said Maybe. Lol, that Maybe. What a character! 「噢，尊敬偉大的獅山之神，」You Are My Son道，「我希望有一瓶永遠都是清涼不退冰的啤酒、一條永不弄髒自己的路線、還有一份可靠的親子鑑定書。」「很抱歉，小野兔們，但這邊的願望不是這種類型的。」獅神說，「你可以問問我們最新的獸人夥伴Hairless Ape(無毛猿）」 「蛤？Hairless Ape??? 」You Are My Son 滿臉問號。神獅帶著他們在洞穴裡走到一個隱密的角落，在那，他們看到現任會長WWTTBBWW四肢跪地趴站在一個稻草床上，到處都是喝光了的空啤酒瓶。神豹正從他的後門猛送，神虎在前門瘋狂深入地抽插。神象技巧性地用他的鼻子進入。當會長看到野兔們時，驚慌失措地迅速把這些神獸的雞巴們從各個洞中拉出來。「咳咳咳，求求你們不要告訴Minor Pusher我來過這裡」 他哀求著，「或許吧，」Maybe回道，哈，這個夭壽Maybe,真他媽的就是這麼欠揍！ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Maybe Cohare 副兔: You Are My Son ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 6 April 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Yongchunpi Wetland Park 永春陂生態濕地公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/1wKCswPBL3VcmDeB9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Yongchun MRT or Houshanpi MRT then walk or ubike. Parking may be difficult during the holiday weekend. 永春/後山埤捷運/建議UBIKE假日不好停車 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* He Ba Re Chao Seafood Restaurant 喝霸熱炒海鮮餐廳 +886 2 8785 8788 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WzPyELaRPmETZ8Ab6

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April 6, 2025 (2:30 pm) – April 6, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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