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The end of the chase was near. Globe Fucker could feel it. He had been on Just Gay’s trail for weeks now. What was advertised as a fun, two-person run with the A-point just past security at Taoyuan International Airport had turned into a planet-spanning odyssey. Each time Globe Fucker thought he was coming close, he always ended up missing his quarry by a chest hair. At the café in Paris where Just Gay’s coffee was still warm. At the beach in Bimini where an unfinished daiquiri lay near a check mark drawn in the sand. At the brothel in Mogadishu where the bed was still drenched in sweat and a hastily discarded condom [in black] was left dripping its contents on the nightstand. Globe Fucker was always just a few steps behind. The run was draining, on his strength and on his accrued flyer miles, but still he had to be impressed with Just Gay’s creativity in finding alternative ways to mark the trail. The snow drifts in the Gobi Desert. The jasmine petals across Tamil Nadu. The lines of cocaine through Medellin. The cum. So. Much. Cum. Every 10 meters. How? How did he stay so hydrated? Globe Fucker能感覺到，這場追逐即將結束。 他已經追逐Just Gay好幾個禮拜了。 本來這一場，起跑點在桃園國際機場的安檢處後面，只有兩人的有趣競賽捷兔跑，已經變成了繞著地球轉來轉去的魔幻旅程。每次Globe Fucker認為自己快追到了，卻總是用一根胸毛之差錯過他的獵物：在巴黎的咖啡館裡，Just Gay留在桌上的咖啡還是溫的。在巴哈馬比米尼的海灘上，一杯還沒有喝完的冰沙調酒就這樣靜靜躺在一個捷兔檢查標記旁邊。在非洲摩加迪沙的妓院裡，床上仍然被汗水浸透，一個被草草扔在床頭櫃上的高達起司口味保險套[而且肯定是黑色的]還在滴著熱熱的精液。 Globe Fucker總是差那幾步。這一路真的非常消耗他的精氣神以及他的飛行里程數，但不得不說，他對Just Gay 充滿創意的路線設計跟各種替代麵粉所留下記號的方式，是有肯定的：用雪花在戈壁沙漠中飄散、在印度泰米爾納德邦每十公尺的茉莉花花瓣。 在哥倫比亞麥德林沿路用古柯鹼留下的一道道白線。還有用他的精液，好多好多的精液，每十公尺的精液……他到底是怎麼補充滿滿的水分的？ Finally, the game was at an end. The last clue left behind, freshly tattooed on the back of the go-go boy’s neck in Hangzhou, implied as much: “To the place where it all began. JG. ❤ ” Globe Fucker wasted no time. He pulled out and ran to the airport, breezing through check-in and security. “Excuse me, you can’t board this plane without a shirt,” said the stewardess. Globe Fucker whipped out his Redpoint Brewing Co. Platinum Plus Miles Card. “Sorry, sir, go right ahead,” she replied, handing him the first complimentary beer and a printed schedule listing at what time each of the crew members would be having sex with him. As the plane flew over the strait, Globe Fucker looked out his window in triumph. There, below, he could see Just Gay running full speed across the water: the hasher hadn’t set foot in a vehicle since leaving Taipei. As soon as he landed, Globe Fucker ran towards the A-point. He turned a corner and, with a sweaty *whap*, crashed right into Just Gay, almost poking his eye out on one of Just Gay’s nipples. It was a tie: the two had arrived at the exact same time. “How are you here so soon!?” said a frustrated Just Gay. “I gained a day crossing the international date line,” said Globe Fucker. 終於，這場比賽要結束了。 他找到了最後一條線索：杭州裡一個脫衣舞男脖子後面那個新鮮的紋身暗示道：“在那個最初的地方。 JG. ❤” Globe Fucker沒有浪費任何時間。 他抽出，買了單，然後衝到機場，迅速辦理登機手續和安檢。 “不好意思，沒穿上衣是不能登機的，”空姐說。 Globe Fucker亮出了他那張紅點手工鮮釀啤酒的白金里程卡。“對不起，尊貴的會員，請登機，”她回答道，並遞給他一杯免費啤酒及一張行程表，上面寫著每個機組人員在機上和他做愛的時間跟順序。 當飛機飛越海峽時，Globe Fucker帶著勝利的眼神看向窗外。 在那裡，在下面，他竟然看到Just Gay全速在水面上奔跑：自從離開臺北以來，這個變態跑者就沒有踏上過任何交通工具，完全就是那兩條腿。 飛機一降落，Globe Fucker就向起跑點跑去。 他轉了個彎，濕汗漉漉地一擊，直接撞向Just Gay，差點被Just Gay 的奶頭頂出他的眼珠子。平手：兩人完全在同一時間到達。 “你怎麼這麼快就到這裡了！？” Just Gay氣餒地問。 Globe Fucker說：“我飛過了國際換日線，賺了一天的時間。” To commemorate their epic chase, the topless two-some have crafted for us a challenging run. It has ropes, river crossings, and angry dogs that are just as rabid and half as hairy as the hares. Now, I know that a run where one of the hares can’t be caught without first shooting him with a tranquilizer dart is less fun, so to make up for it [and because neither hare has showered in weeks] this trail will be a hot spring run! Bring a bathing suit [or don’t, I’m not going to complain]. This location is new and of better quality than our usual place, which was closed down after the last time we hashed there. We’re not sure why. Something about “unacceptable public intoxication” and “drains clogged with man bush” and “The cum. So. Much. Cum.” 為了紀念他們的史詩般的追逐，赤裸上身的兩人為我們策劃了一場充滿挑戰的路線。 一路上有繩索、過河以及和兩隻野兔一樣狂熱，有這兩隻野兔毛茸茸程度的一半的憤怒的狗群。我們知道，如果要抓到這兩隻快速的野兔可能要動用到麻醉劑飛鏢槍，這或許沒那麼好玩跟誠實，所以為了補償大家［加上這兩隻野兔已經好幾周沒有洗過澡了］，這將是一個有溫泉可以泡的路線跑！請帶上泳衣［或者不帶，沒有人會抱怨的］。這個地點是新的，比我們上次的那個地方還要更好，雖然上次的那個地方在我們去捷兔跑後就永久倒閉了。我們無法確定倒閉的原因，但應該是因為”令人難以接受的公眾場合酒醉”還有”被臭男生全身上下的毛堵塞了排水道”以及”精液。滿山滿谷的精液” Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Globe Fucker Cohare 副兔: Just Gay ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 5.5 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m L: 7 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 500 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 2 March 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 六窟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/j6HijkvzoCZsB4cFA ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Shipai then Bus S36 to 六窟 or MRT to Beitou then Bus S25 to 六窟 捷運石牌站然後公車小36到六窟 or 捷運北投站然後公車小25到六窟 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 六窟 0228611728 https://maps.app.goo.gl/j6HijkvzoCZsB4cFA

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