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Horny Mama was having bad luck. She missed the bus to ANT, then lost her would-be co-hare, Sucking Fucks, somewhere in Taipei Main Station. More annoyed than horny, she took the red line and got off randomly at Fuxinggang, hoping to salvage the crummy day with a fun night, and maybe find some Horny Papa cruising in the park. Horny Mama懷疑自己卡到陰。她不但錯過了去螞蟻特跑的遊覽車，現在還跟她的準副兔Sucking Fucks在台北車站附近走散，轉來轉去都找不到人，弄丟了她的副兔。現在她不只是horny, 更多了annoyed！於是決定坐上紅線，隨意挑了復興崗站下車，期待用一個性感的夜晚來挽救她糟糕的一天，或許能在公園裡豔遇一些流浪徘徊的飢渴爸爸們。 Her mood lifted when she reached Salaobie Park. The flowers, the trees, the sleeping squirrels all looked so romantic in the bright light of the full moon. Really bright. Too bright! And too close to the ground! What’s going on? Shielding her eyes, she walked towards the blinding lights. That was no moon. It was XiaoJiJi, his pants around his ankles, using his hairy, white ass to reflect the beams of a spotlight out over the fields. 等她到了傻老逼公園，噢不好意思，是嗄嘮別公園，她的心情真的變好了。那些花花草草林林叢叢，還有全在睡覺的松鼠們在非常明亮的滿月之下都看起來非常浪漫。真的很明亮，實在有點太亮了。這個亮度離地面太近了。等等，這是怎麼個回事啊？半遮著雙眼，她往那刺眼的亮光走近一探究近，才發現根本沒有月亮。原來是XiaoJiJi，他的內褲脫到了腳踝，正翹著他鮮嫩肥美白拋拋的屁屁肉來反射一台聚光燈的光束，閃閃照亮了好幾片地。 “What are you doing?” asked Horny Momma as her eyes adjusted to the glare off of XiaoJiJi’s glutes. “I’m hunting reptiles,” said XiaoJiJi, pointing to several glass jars containing snakes, lizards, and an endangered turtle. “They are attracted to my ass-light, and then I catch them and use them to make medicinal boner wine.” “Well, you caught me,” said Horny Mama, “so would you like to be my co-hare?” “If you insist,” said XiaoJiJi, combing a gecko out of his pubes into a bottle, then pulling up his pants and plunging the park into darkness. 「你在幹什麼？」Horny Mama問到，眼睛慢慢適應那從XiaoJiJi屁屁肉射出的炫光。「我正在捕捉爬蟲類生物，」XiaoJiJi回答，卡撐旁邊很多玻璃製的瓶瓶罐罐：有裝著蛇的、蜥蜴的、甚至還有一罐裝著一隻非常稀有長得很像XiaoDanDan的神龜。「牠們會被我的屁光吸引過來，然後我就可以抓起來釀我的壯陽酒。」「噢，但你也抓到我這隻野兔了！」Horny Mama 說著，靈機一動，「你要不要做我的副兔？」「如果妳真的那麼想要的話，好吧！」 XiaoJiJi答到，從他的陰毛中梳理出一隻壁虎，穿上褲子蓋掉光芒，公園恢復一片黑暗。 As the two went off to discuss their run, Sucking Fucks emerged from the bushes to rescue her friend, but she was too late. Yet another Hare stolen from her by XiaoJiJi’s curvaceous caboose! 就在兩人開始討論路線，消失在夜色當中，Sucking Fucks從樹叢中滾出華麗登場，她要來拯救她的好閨蜜了！但為時已晚，XiaoJiJi又再次地用他那性感小蜜桃偷走一隻野兔！ Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Horny Mama Cohare 副兔: XiaoJiJi ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 8 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 300 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 23 March 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Salaobie Park 嗄嘮別公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/2TJUghuUwWz2tjtP6?g_st=ac ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Fuxinggang. 捷運復興崗站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 連師傅平價熱炒大宴小酌 2 2895 0370 https://maps.app.goo.gl/KYkKkgMDBZGtjfss9

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March 23, 2025 (2:30 pm) – March 23, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Salaobie Park 嗄嘮別公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/2TJUghuUwWz2tjtP6?g_st=ac