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It had been a long voyage, by rail, by sea, and by scooter, but it was all worth it. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. As Big John reached the summit in Bali, he surveyed the lands below him and felt truly blessed. “This will do! Here is where I shall stake my claim!” Then he got deported from Indonesia for having sex out of wedlock, so he decided to try the next best Bali. The one across the river from Tamsui. It had been a medium length voyage, by MRT, by ferry, and by Uber, but it was all worth it. The pot of tarnished silver at the end of the Shitty Rainbow. “That’s not my hash name anymore,” said the Hsinchu Hash GM. “This will do! Here is where I shall stake my claim!” said Big John again, this time to his travel companion, Just Raydo. 一趟經典值得的旅程就是：又有鐵軌、又有水上航行、最後用歐兜邁完成，在彩虹盡頭下收穫那一桶黃金金幣。Big John站在八里的頂端俯視著眼前的景色，感到十分地幸福。「這個很可以！我要宣布這就是屬於我的路線了。」 其實本來他是設計了在峇里島的路線，但因為犯了全天下男人都會犯的錯誤-偷吃後被驅逐出境，現在才找到了這個在淡水對岸的八里。這將是一個中長度的經典旅程：先坐捷運、再坐渡輪、然後再來個55688，但包票保證，這一切都會是值得的！你會在Shitty Rainbow的盡頭下找到那一桶生鏽的碎銀子。「那已經不再是我的兔名了啦！」新竹捷兔的會長插個嘴。「就是這裡了！我宣佈這是我的路線。」 Big Joh理都沒理，又再重申一次，這次是對著他的副兔（同時也是他的伴遊）Just Raydo說。 “Look, lad! There are the fields where I shall plant my potatoes. There is the distillery where I shall ferment the potatoes into whiskey. There is the shack where I shall have sex with the potatoes. And there is the B-point of the trail we are haring.” “What’s a B-point,” asked the co-hare, “and why am I wearing a green dress?” “Ah, right, you don’t know any of the hash traditions,” said Big John, “but don’t worry, this trail is great! It is a 95% trail run, with all the elevation up front and an absolutely lovely gradual descent to the river. A bit technical for green dresses, but the hashers should manage. The B point has to be one of the most fun playgrounds in Xinbei, so lots of fun activities for those hasher idjits. If people driving will park at B and Uber to A, it should be perfect.” 「看看那些地方，我的小老弟！ 那塊田真適合種我的馬鈴薯。 另外這邊可以蓋一個釀酒廠，把我種的馬鈴薯發酵釀成威士忌。 還有那邊可以搞個棚屋，那是我跟我的馬鈴薯做愛的地方。還有還有這個是我們的B點。」「什麼是B點？」 副兔問到。「而且為什麼我穿著一件綠色的洋裝？」「喔喔喔，對，你這新手小菜鳥還不清楚捷兔的傳統。」 Big John 想起，「免驚啦，這次的路線非常棒！這是一條九成五的叢林跑，所有的爬升都在前段，然後有非常美妙緩慢漸進的下坡最後到達河邊。雖然穿著綠色洋裝跑是有那麼一滴滴的難度，但相信捷兔跑者們是沒有問題的啦。B點也就是終點是在新北市最好玩的遊樂場上，可供那些跑捷兔的笨蛋們做各式各樣有趣的活動。開車的捧油們可以把車停在B點然後55688到起跑點A點，這樣會非常完美！ Just Raydo shrugged, “if you say so, but wouldn’t you want a more experienced person to be your co-rabbit?” “Co-hare,” corrected Big John, “and no. I’ve wanted to co-hare with you since I gave you that engagement T-shirt in 2017. I haven’t taken you hashing because I wanted you to save yourself for this moment. As my priests in the old country used to say: it’s more fun with virgins!” Just Raydo聳了聳肩，「你說了就算，但你不找一個更有經驗的人做你的副鼠嗎？」 「是副兔，」Big John糾正道，「沒必要。 自從2017年我送你那件捷兔上衣後，我就一直想和你一起做路線。 我一直沒有邀你去跑捷兔，因為我想把最珍貴的時刻留在最重要的機會。 正如我家鄉的牧師常說的：和處女在一起更有趣！」 Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Big John Cohare 副兔: Just Raydo ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 6.5 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 600 m S: 6 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 400 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 16 March 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 慈光廟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/efL76CyRYTFRdiCs5 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the MRT to Guandu then taxi/uber pool to the run start. 捷運關渡站然後大家可以分享計程車/Uber到A點 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Guandu Wharf Food Court 關渡碼頭貨櫃市集 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yot3j9oEv6ui43HTA

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March 16, 2025 (2:00 pm) – March 16, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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