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Weeping Pussy was on his way back from the annual Taiwan Hash Name Awards, smiling proudly. He had just won the “Best Hash Name” award. Again. Of course, he was the only nominee, and the only person at the awards, which he organized himself because he loves his name so much, but still! As he carried his trophy through the Shilin area, he suddenly found himself in a thick fog, and then bumped into Serial Vapist, puffing on two vapes at once while peeing on a tree. “Ah, it’s you!” said Weeping Pussy. “Oh, hey, Mad Dog!” greeted Serial Vapist, mid-stream, “I’m just ‘draining my snake.’” “Excuse me! My name is Weeping Pussy, and I insist on being called such,” corrected Weeping Pussy. “Sorry,” said Serial Vapist, “so, what are your plans for Lunar New Year?” “Well…” began Weeping Pussy. Weeping Pussy 剛剛參加完一年一度的台灣捷兔名字頒獎典禮，他的臉上充滿驕傲的笑容。 他又再一次地獲得了“全台最佳捷兔名”獎。 當然，他是唯一的提名人，也是這個頒獎典禮唯一的參與者。他愛他自己的兔名愛到自己弄了一個頒獎典禮給自己，神經病！就在他帶著他的獎盃穿梭在士林區時，突然被困在一陣濃霧中，然後就撞上了Serial Vapist，這個人一邊同時在著兩隻電子煙，一邊在樹下撒尿。 “啊，是你啊！” Weeping Pussy說。 “哦，哈囉，Mad Dog！” Serial Vapist吐著煙問候道，“我只是在樹邊「榨乾我的蛇」”他解釋樹下撇尿這件事。 “等等，不好意思喔但我的名字是Weeping Pussy，我很堅持要這樣稱呼我！”Weeping Pussy糾正道。 “拍謝喔”Serial Vapist說，“那麼，你農曆新年有什麼計劃嗎？” “嗯……”Weeping Pussy準備回答。 “Excuse me! It’s Chinese New Year, er” said 70% Gay in her heavy Shanghai accent, as the two GMs suddenly appeared. Serial Vapist, not finished peeing, tried to hide behind a cloud of smoke. “I’ll be sad to see the year of the dragon go,” said WWTTBBWW, wearing a limited-edition Taiwan Hash Year of the Dragon t-shirt. “Year of the snake is just as good er,” said 70% Gay in her heavy mainlander accent. “If we’re doing snake-themed down-downs, can you please not make me whip my dick out in front of everyone?” asked WWTTBBWW. “Sorry,” said 70% Gay in her heavy communist accent, “your dick is the People’s dick now er.” “咳咳咳～各位！ 大家儿新年好呀！”70% Gay 操著她陰陽怪氣的上海內地口音喊道， 兩個會長這時粉墨登場。Serial Vapist 還尿到一半，看到那麼多人趕快躲在自己吐出的煙霧之中。WWTTBBWW穿著限量版臺灣健龍捷兔T恤說：“看到龍年要過去，真有點不捨得。” “蛇年也一樣好的伐，” 70% Gay 用她沉重的內地上海口音說。 “如果我們要用蛇年為主題做這個噹噹，妳能不能不要讓我當著所有人的面甩出我的小雞雞？” WWTTBBWW問道。 “真是對不住了呀，”70% Gay 繼續用她那共產黨口音說，“儂的雞雞儿現在是全國人民的雞雞儿了。” “Excuse me! I was trying to say something,” said Weeping Pussy, “I think we should celebrate the new year with a post-bash karaoke at a nearby lounge bar!” The two GMs were silent: that was actually a really good idea! “Ow!,” cried Serial Vapist, “I think a snake just bit me on the snake!” Everyone looked down by his feet and saw a green tree viper, angry and covered in piss. “Quick! Someone suck out the poison,” said Serial Vapist. The boys turned to look at 70% Gay. “Sorry,” she said, “but there’s a 70% chance you are going to die er.” “靠腰耶各位！我正在說話，我要來說一下，”Weeping Pussy插嘴進來，“我想晚餐後我們應該在附近的卡拉OK酒吧來慶祝新年！” 兩位會長沉默了：這其實真的是一個很棒的主意！ “哎喲喂啊！！！”Serial Vapist哭喊，“我想我的小小蛇被一隻真的蛇咬到了！” 每個人都低下頭去看著他的腳，那邊有一條非常憤怒的青竹絲，身上都是尿尿。 “快！誰來幫我把毒素吸出來？，”Serial Vapist說。 所有的男生們轉過頭看著70% Gay。 “哎呀真是抱歉啦，”她說，“但儂有70%儿的機率會死的呀。” Credits Banner: CSO and Limp of Shame Story: Praying for Man Tits Translation: Minor Pusher ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Weeping Pussy Cohare 副兔: Serial Vapist ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 9 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 150 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 2 Feb 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Huangxi Park 磺溪公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/bJxXLkjCSMJYVk1V8 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Zhishan MRT EXIT 2 捷運芝山站出口2 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 一極鮮熱炒 0228331722 https://maps.app.goo.gl/K7vuaH7Hw3Gd25rX7

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February 2, 2025 (2:00 pm) – February 2, 2025 (6:00 pm)

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