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Floating in Cum wasn’t scared, she told herself. It wasn’t unusual to meet the person she’d be co-haring with on trail in the middle of the night, halfway between Hsinchu and Taipei. It wasn’t weird that he asked her to bring a red envelope full of cash “for the temple” and come dressed as a pink bunny rabbit. It wasn’t strange that this was an A-to-B run. She told herself all this, and half-believed it, as she waited for Hsinchu’s least retarded runner to appear. Floating in Cum鼓勵著自己說她並不害怕…..在大半夜裡跟她的主兔約在介於台北及新竹不知名的深山野嶺完全不是什麼不正常大不了的事。而且主兔交代她準備一個裝滿現金的紅包來「贊助寺廟」，還必須裝扮成一隻大粉紅小白兔 的樣子，這也都絕對不是什麼奇怪值得懷疑的問題。就算這是一個AB點的路線也都是合情合理的。她半信半疑地說服自己這一切，因為她已經在等待新竹那個最白目的跑者出現了。 She smelled him before she saw him: felt his presence in the air, his icy gaze upon her neck, as goosebumps formed on her skin involuntarily. Then, as the clouds parted to unsheathe the cold steel of the full moon, she noticed him standing in the middle of the road: Shitty Rainbow, a.k.a. the Fast and the Furriest, a.k.a. Fuck my Bussy, a.k.a. the Milwaukee Cannibal. GM and apex predator of Hsinchu Hash. There he stood, crazed, half-naked, more animal than man, and dripping blood. Whose blood was it? “Calm down,” she told herself, “I’m being unfair. After all, I’m probably just as terrifying to him.” And she was. For, to his retarded Hsinchu eyes, here on the side of the road was this strange, rabbit creature: crazed, half-naked, more animal than woman, and dripping cum. Whose cum was it? Why is there so much of it? Is some of it his? What happened last night? Why does this always happen every time he comes to Taipei? 還沒看到他，已經可以聞到他的氣味：她感受到那個在脖子後面冷冰冰的噁心注視，便不由自主寒毛豎起戰慄起來。 此時，天上密佈的烏雲散開露出了刺骨冷鋼鐵亮的大圓滿月，她終於看到站在路中間的新竹捷兔會長，終極變態掠奪者：Shitty Rainbow，別名the Fast and the Furriest，或是 Fuck my Bussy，也是the Milwaukee Cannibal。他站在那裡，發瘋的樣子、半裸，看起來更像一隻野獸不像一個男人，全身滴著血。 等等，這是誰的血？ “冷靜點，”她自言自語，“這樣說對他可能不公平。畢竟，他可能也有被我嚇壞” …..這邊從Shitty Rainbow最弱智的新竹眼睛視角裡， 她這個副兔：一個站在路邊奇怪的大粉紅兔子生物：發瘋的樣子、半裸，看起來更像一隻野獸不像一個女人，全身滴著…精液。等等，這是誰的精液？ 為什麼有這麼多？ 其中一些是他自己的嗎？ 昨晚到底發生了什麼？ 為什麼他每次來臺北都會發生這種情況？ What happened afterwards, the police report doesn’t say, but the two apparently became fast friends, united by a shared love of draining other people of certain body fluids and bathing in them. In a nod to their unconventional hobbies, their run will be in a remote area perfect for luring unsuspecting men to an unexpected surprise, disposing of evidence, and exposing oneself to woodland creatures. The hares look forward to others chasing them, for once, and promise you’ll be floating in beer at the proposed bash place. Put this run on your most wanted list! 之後的事情在警方做的筆錄上並沒有詳細地記載，但兩人馬上就成為了好麻吉，他們因為類似的癖愛而團結一心：就是都享受擠出別人肉體上的某種汁液然後淋滿全身。為了致敬他們共同的不傳統癖愛，這次的路線將是在一個遙遠空曠的深處，非常適合引誘毫無戒心的人，來一場意想不到的驚喜，輕鬆煙滅證據，可以隨時把自己暴露在叢林萬物野獸中。 野兔們期待著去享受被大家抓的快感，這一次，他們承諾你會漂浮在晚餐的啤酒浴中。 別忘了把這次的跑步加到人生最想跑的清單中！ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Shitty Rainbow Cohare 副兔: Floating in Cum ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B 8 km + Elevation/爬升: 310 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 19 Jan 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Shanjia Railway Landscape Park 山佳鐵道地景公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/QVoBr8uGKcmtPnVq6 B: 鶯歌 玄儒慈惠堂 https://maps.app.goo.gl/fPj4GdewidfU8ptt7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* TRA to Shanjia, return on TRA from Yinge. Trains every 25min, last train 23:28 台鐵到山佳，再從台鐵鶯歌返回。每25分鐘一班。末班火車 23:28 For drivers, it’s suggested to park your car at B point then take a train to Shanjia station. (1 stop-4 mins). There are many parking lots nearby B and it’s also close to Yingge train station. 建議開車的人先將車停在B點，再從鶯歌火車站坐一站(4分鐘)至山佳火車站，B點附近有很多停車場且鄰近鶯歌火車站 time table from Yingge to Shanjia before the run: 起跑前 鶯歌至山佳火車站的時間表 (建議) No. 2164 13:19-> 13:23 No. 1192 13:48-> 13:52 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 紘家餐館 +886282582428 https://maps.app.goo.gl/6N18svyviobSBtey6

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January 19, 2025 (2:00 pm) – January 19, 2025 (6:00 pm)

A: Shanjia Railway Landscape Park 山佳鐵道地景公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/QVoBr8uGKcmtPnVq6