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台灣健龍捷兔 #2588 – 一支新鞋 Not too long ago, in a run start not far away… 在不久的之前，在一個離起跑點不遠處…… Hairless Hero was piloting his tandem scooter, the Formosan Falcon, with his trusty co-hare Jewbacca in the sidecar. The duo was driving fast through Maokong, trying to escape a motorcycle gang, the Tai-Fighters. “Don’t worry,” said Hairless Hero, “we’ll lose them. This scooter can do the 7eleven run in less than 12 parsecs.” “OYYYYYY” roared Jewbacca. The two pulled a fantastic maneuver that was cut from the final movie, and the gang zoomed past them, but the scooter was wrecked in the process. “Bollocks! Now we’re stuck on foot, and I need to deliver the secret route of our run to the trailmasters in time to watch ‘Mr. Bean,’” whined Hairless Hero. “KH-KH-KHHH,” rasped Jewbacca, before he coughed out a latke. Hairless Hero正騎著他的拉風雙人歐兜邁 – 福爾摩沙獵鷹，坐在他側邊車座的是他最值得信賴的副兔Jewbacca。 這對絕命鴛鴦正快速駛過貓空，試圖避開重機黑道星際鈦戰幫。 “放心吧！”Hairless Hero說，“我們會甩掉他們的。 我的福爾摩沙獵鷹上次是在不到12的太空秒距差時間內完成7-11捷兔跑。“噢咿咿咿咿咿～”Jewbacca咆哮著。 兩人就像在完結篇的電影最後一幕，漂亮地完成了一個高難度的特效動作飛出大拐彎，星際鈦戰幫們呼嘯閃過揚長而去。他們安全了，但福爾摩沙獵鷹已被撞壞。 “靠邀！ 現在我們只能用走的，必須趕在我最愛看的豆豆先生開播之前，把我們的秘密路線上交給捷兔路線管理長官們 ，”Hairless Hero抱怨道。 “咔哈哈哈哈哈哈～咔哈哈哈哈哈～，”Jewbacca在咳出猶太薯餅之前說。 The two slowly made their way onwards, not knowing they were being watched. Suddenly before them appeared the most feared hare-catcher in Taipei, wearing a huge, black helmet atop his shirtless, scruffy torso. “Darth Gay! Only you could be so bold,” said Hairless Hero, “When the Hash Committee finds out you tried to steal our run map…” “Don’t be so naive, your royal baldness,” scowled Darth Gay in his heavy, Dutch accent, “I do not need maps to be first man in. I find your lack of faith in my running skills disturbing.” “KHAAA-RAAA,” roared Jewbacca. “You said it, Jewie,” said Hairless Hero. 兩人慢慢地向前走，不知道他們正在被監視。 突然，在他們面前出現了臺北最令人恐懼的捕兔者，他戴著一個巨大的黑色頭盔，赤裸地露出他毛茸茸的胴體。 “Darth Gay!！ 只有你才能如此大膽，”Hairless Hero說，“當捷兔委員會發現你試圖竊取我們的路線地圖時你就完蛋了……” “別這麼天真，禿頭王，”Darth Gay用他氣喘沉重的荷蘭口音皺著眉頭，“我根本不需要知道路線來成為第一名。 你太低估我的跑步技能，笨蛋。” “咔啊啊啊啊～，惹啊啊啊啊～”Jewbacca咆哮道。 “對，你來告訴他真相吧，Jewbacca寶貝，”Hairless Hero說。 Before Darth Gay could pull out his uncut lightsaber, all three were hit by a barrage of tapioca pearls. “It’s the dreaded mercenary, Boba Fat,” screamed Hairless Hero, jumping for cover. “That’s not my name,” replied Going Down from inside a stopped gondola car, as he fired another round of bubble tea bullets. Next to him sat his boss, Mr. Nipply the Hutt, holding an animé slave girl by golden chains. “JY SKULD MY GELD” oozed Nipply in some alien tongue. “He says you owe him hash cash,” translated Darth Gay. “GEEELT” screamed Jewbacca, wielding his Uzi. “Uh oh. Now you’ve made him mad,” said Hairless Hero. Darth Gay還沒來得及拔出他那沒割過包皮的光劍，三人都被一連串黑糖珍珠擊中了。 “這是嚇人的黑色星際僱傭兵，Boba Fat，”Hairless Hero尖叫著，跳起來想找掩護。 “那不是我的名字，”Going Down從一輛停滯的纜車裡回答道，他又發射了一輪黑糖珍珠泡泡子彈。 他旁邊坐著他的老闆Mr. Nipply the Hutt，用金色鐵鏈抱著一個性感的奴隸女孩。 “基絲姑得邁竭耳德” Nipply說著某種外星語言。 Darth Gay 翻譯道：“他說你欠他很多捷兔跑的參加費。” “嘰哩哩哩哩～～”Jewbacca尖叫著，揮舞著他的以色列衝鋒槍。 “呃，完了。 現在你讓他生氣了……”Hairless Hero說。 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Hairless Hero Cohare 副兔: Jewbacca ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線：A to B 7.5 km / Elevation / 爬升: 向上 300M up / 向下 550M down *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 12 Jan 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Maokong Gondola Station/貓空站: https://maps.app.goo.gl/eHRX7Dm2MNEGSXGk7 B: Wanshou Bridge/萬壽橋: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KoQXvuhzgeUQGRt98 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the Gondola or take the 小10 (S10) or 粽15 (BR15) bus to Maokong Gondola Station 纜車或者小10公車或者公車粽15到貓空站 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 敘緣小館 +886229384448 https://maps.app.goo.gl/3dihMAr7EUrdZumr7

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January 12, 2025 (2:00 pm) – January 12, 2025 (6:00 pm)

A: Maokong Gondola Station/貓空站: https://maps.app.goo.gl/eHRX7Dm2MNEGSXGk7 B: Wanshou Bridge/萬壽橋: https://maps.app.goo.gl/KoQXvuhzgeUQGRt98