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Being a Hash House Harriers GM is a huge responsibility; a reality that is only now beginning to dawn on our new GM’s, 70% Gay and… sigh… Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky. [Fuck you, Tiny Balls, for changing his name! This takes forever to type!] In order to ease into this transition like a well-lubed banana easing into a well-stretched anus, the two GM’s decided the best thing they can do is maintain the traditions of the previous year… and let Taoyuan Metro Hash do all the work! Once again, it’s Space Man to the rescue, along with Comes From Behind, who will be leading from the front for a change! The new GM of TyMH3 promises this hash will still be a Taiwan Hash to the core. To that end, the hares are leaving the comfy confines of the purple line and taking us all the way to Tamsui, because nothing says “not-Taoyuan Metro” like a run start out where even the Tamsui Light Rail cannot reach. Thanks, hares! We’re so grateful for your sacrifice! Yay! Don’t worry, all these new GMs are bringing some changes, and I don’t just mean requiring protection on any fruits going into anuses. [Thus ending XiaojiJi’s reign of haemorrhoid terror.] For this run, while the starting point is familiar, the trail is brand new! The hares promise a highly runnable route that’s been freshly cut like… like… hmm, do either of our GMs shave their crotch? One probably does, but only 30%, and the other definitely doesn’t: his pubes are as long as his name. [Thus continuing XiaoJiJi’s reign of untrimmed terror… some things never change!] 台灣健龍捷兔 #2587 – 這個跑是來自外太空桃園！ 成為台灣健龍捷兔的會長是一個艱鉅的責任；我們的兩位新會長現在才慢慢意識到這個殘酷的現實：70% Gay 及….（嘆氣）Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Bitchy Bitchy Wanky Wanky。 [去你媽的Tiny Balls改了人家的名字！ 害我們這些文書光打這些字就浪費了一輩子的時間！] 為了緩和及輕鬆地完成這個交接的過渡期，就像沾滿了潤滑劑的香蕉溫柔地慢慢進入到一個收縮完美緊緻的肛門一樣，兩位會長決定他們能做的最好的事，就是維持前一年的傳統……讓桃園捷運兔來幹所有的活。 又一次，是桃園的兔子Space Man來救援，還有副兔Comes From Behind，雖然他常常從後面的屁眼過來但這次他終於改變會從前面帶頭！ 桃園捷運兔的新會長還承諾這次的路線仍會以我們台灣健龍捷兔的核心地域為主。 為此，桃園野兔們跳脫他們紫色機捷線的舒適圈圈，領我們一路流浪到淡水。因為沒有什麼比連淡水輕軌都無法到達的跑步路線更適合形容“非桃園捷運系統”。 謝謝，桃園野兔們！ 我們真的好感謝你們的犧牲奉獻啊！ 噢耶！ 別擔心，所有的新會長們都為我們帶來了一些改變，我的意思不僅僅只是要求對任何要進入屁眼的水果採取保險套的避孕措施。 [從而結束了XiaoJiJi的痔瘡恐怖統治。] 對於這次跑步，雖然起點很熟悉，但小徑是全新的！ 野兔承諾一條剛剛新鮮修剪出來極度適合野跑的路線，就像……就像……嗯….，我們的會長們會修剪他們毛茸茸的胯下嗎？ 一個可能做到了，但只有30%，另一個肯定沒有：他的陰毛和他的名字一樣長。 [從而又開啟了XiaoJiJi的不刮毛恐怖統治……有些事情永遠不會改變！] ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Space Man Cohare 副兔: Comes from Behind ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: 8 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 200 m L: 6.5 km + Elevation/ 爬升: 200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, 5 Jan 2025 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Danshui Yishan Jiying Temple 淡水義山集應廟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gu7XHMssm4RqWfXr7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* There are many bus options from MRT Tamsui station and Hongshulin station 淡水捷運站和紅樹林捷運站有很多公車可以選擇 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 大老二石窯雞 +886286317272 https://maps.app.goo.gl/VEZvKJk1ECmkHXWH8

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January 5, 2025 (2:00 pm) – January 5, 2025 (6:00 pm)

Danshui Yishan Jiying Temple 淡水義山集應廟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gu7XHMssm4RqWfXr7