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’Tis the season, hashers! Our penultimate run of the year is the weekend before Hash-mas, which celebrates the day that our scribe and saviour Praying for Man Tits had his first cumming! For this festive occasion, the hares Nanobird and Sucky Fucky $5 have decided to spice up the annual Hash-mas run with a tree-decorating challenge! Scattered along the trail, the hares have littered, I mean, scattered some Christmas decorations. The hounds will be divided into groups, and your task will be to pick up the decorations and find a suitable piece of wood to prepare as your tree. This is totally not just us cleaning up after Nanobird’s drunken pub crawl the night before! Then, at the end of the run, you can add your beer cans as baubles and see which team has the most holiday spirit / consumed the most holiday spirits. Can’t find any branches? Use a hasher! It probably won’t be the first time Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie has had ornaments hanging off his yule log. But wait, there’s more! Like the legendary Hash-nukkah bottle of beer whose contents lasted for eight days, this run keeps delivering! After the run but before down-downs, the venereal, I mean, venerable Mr. Sausage will be barbecuing for us! Think of it as a bonus pre-bash bash! Another Hash-tivus miracle! Like previous years, we also will be doing a White Elephant gift exchange. That means you bring a wrapped gift of something you don’t need (like whatever you got at last year’s gift exchange), and at the end of down-downs whoever brought a gift can take another with them! Who knows what you might get!? Maybe a venereal disease! Wouldn’t be the first time Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie had one of those. On top of all this, the run itself will have what the hares describe as “Christmas Elevation,” with a split for two paths: one for those who are naughty and one for those who are nice! So jingle your Tiny Balls and come one and all to celebrate another successful year of drinking and running! I’d like to close this off with a song. You know the tune. Ready? On the 12th day of Hash-mas, my GMs gave to me: 12 Front-running bastards 11 Harriettes dancing 10 Hashers singing 9 km of shiggy 8 red dresses 7 sprained ankles 6 first time runners 5 PRE-MARKED CHECKS! 4 mystery whips 3 new shoes 2nd Man In and a cooler full of Taiwan Beer! 節慶的季節又到了，Hashers！我們今年的倒數第二次跑步活動將在 Hash-mas 之前的週末舉行，這一天是我們的耶穌 Praying for Man Tits 初次轉大人的日子！為了這個歡樂的場合，Hares Nanobird 和 Sucky Fucky $5 決定在一年一度的 Hash-mas 跑步活動中加入一個聖誕樹裝飾挑戰！沿著路徑，Hares 散布了一些聖誕裝飾品——不，這不是他們喝醉後隨意丟的垃圾哦！參加者將被分成小組，你們的任務是撿起裝飾品並找到一塊合適的木頭，將其打造成你們的樹。最後，還可以把啤酒罐當作裝飾球掛上去，看哪一組最具節日氣氛（或喝得最多）。找不到樹枝？用個 Hasher 當樹也行！對 Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie 來說，這應該不是第一次有人把裝飾品掛在他的「聖誕樹」上吧！ 但是，還有更多驚喜！就像傳說中的 Hash-nukkah光明節啤酒瓶，其內容足足喝了八天，這次的活動同樣精彩連連！跑步結束後，在進行 Down-downs 之前，我們尊敬的 Mr. Sausage 會為大家烤他的大香腸！把它當作一次額外的 Hash-tivus 慶祝吧！與往年一樣，我們還會進行廢物交換禮物活動。記得帶一份包裝好的禮物，最好是你不需要的東西（比如去年交換到的禮物），Down-downs 結束後，凡是帶了禮物的都可以拿一份別人的禮物！誰知道你會拿到什麼呢？或許會是某種「傳染病」！對 Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie 來說，這也不是第一次吧。 除此之外，這次跑步路線還將帶來兔子所說的「聖誕挑戰」，分為兩條路徑：一條是給「頑皮」的，一條是給「乖巧」的！ 所以，搖響你的小蛋蛋，一起來慶祝這一年又一次成功的跑步喝酒吧！最後，讓我用一首歌作結尾。你一定知道旋律，準備好了嗎？ 不知道的看這裡https://youtu.be/1pukI7x-CBM?si=itWeuDuidPFq2T5P 在 Hash-mas 的第十二天，我的 GMs 給了我： 12 個領跑的混蛋 11 個跳舞的 Harriettes 10 個唱歌的 Hashers 9 公里的泥濘路 8 件紅裙子 7 隻扭傷的腳踝 6 個新手跑者 5 個預撒的checks！ 4 個神秘的鞭子 3 雙新鞋子 2nd Man In 還有一個裝滿台灣啤酒的冰桶！ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Nanobird Cohare 副兔: Sucky Fucky $5 ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 9 km + Christmas Elevation/ 聖誕節爬升 *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, December 22, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Yongchunpi Wetland Park/永春坡生態公園 https://g.co/kgs/hXKLs1j ******HOW? / 怎去******* Metro to Xiangshan/捷運到象山 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* He Ba Re Chao Seafood Restaurant 喝霸熱炒海鮮餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/BPcoS5GqHZQMs2yCA

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December 22, 2024 (2:00 pm) – December 22, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Yongchunpi Wetland Park/永春坡生態公園 https://g.co/kgs/hXKLs1j