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It all started with Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie’s weekly efforts to impress Minor Pusher, because apparently being next year’s GM wasn’t enough to convince her to sleep with him again. Having misheard “sexual orientation” as “sexy orienteering,” his plan was to wear a bikini and follow trails he found on mapy.cz that don’t actually exist. What he found made him almost forget his horniness: A virgin area, never before hashed, with incredible views of the west coast, lots of temples, lots of shiggy, lots of runnable areas, old houses, an abandoned bunker, and a massive pipe. When he found the pipe, it was belching steam, but when he looked inside he saw Serial Vapist, puffing up a storm and looking dazed and confused on a pile of empty whiskey bottles and vape cartridges. “Are you here to rescue me, pretty lady?” said Serial Vapist, squinting through the vape clouds. “What are you doing in there?” asked the “lady.” “I was recce-ing a trail, and was distracted by the beautiful cherry blossoms and fell in,” said Serial Vapist. “That was months ago,” the future GM replied, and he threw down his long, blond wig as a rope. “Aw man,” said the Vapist, “I am definitely getting fired from work.” After he escaped, and after he had overcome his disappointment that his rescuer was not a fuckable woman, but a fuckable man, Vapist offered to co-hare the trail the two co-discovered in exchange for Walkie not telling anyone how long they had been fucking before he realized his mistake. Is the opportunity to be the first ever hashers to deflower what may be a contender for trail of the year not enough for you? As a bonus, the two confident hares have promised this run will have a “dubious new gimmick.” What does that mean? What makes it dubious? They are keeping it secret, so I don’t know, but GM Tiny Balls gave it his seal of approval in exchange for Walkie not telling anyone how long they had been fucking before Tiny Balls realized his mistake. 這一切都始於 Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie 每週努力對 Minor Pusher求愛 ，因為顯然擔任明年的GM 並不足以說服她再次和他上床。由於將“性取向”誤聽為“性感定向越野”，他的計劃是穿上比基尼，沿著他在 mapy.cz 上發現的實際上並不存在的踪跡前進。他所發現的一切讓他幾乎忘記了自己未被滿足的性慾：一片從未被跑過的處女地，擁有西海岸令人難以置信的景色，有很多寺廟，有很多雜草的地方，有很多可跑的路，老房子，一個廢棄的基地，還有一個巨大的管道。當他找到這個大管道時，它正在噴出煙霧，但當他向裡面看時，他看到了Serial Vapist，他正狂抽電子煙，對著一堆空威士忌酒瓶和電子煙盒，看上去茫然而困惑。 “美麗的女士，你是來救我的嗎？” Serial Vapist 瞇著眼睛透過煙霧雲說道。 “你在裡面做什麼？” 「女士」問。 「我當時正在探路，被美麗的櫻花吸引了注意力，然後就掉進去了，」Serial Vapist 說。 「那是幾個月前的事了，」未來的GM把長長的金色假髮當作繩子扔了下來。 Vapist 說道，“完蛋了我肯定會被解僱。” 在他逃脫後，他發現救他的不是一個性感的女人，而是一個性感的男人⋯小小失望之後其實覺得也還幹得下去,事後Vapist 提出當他的副兔這個主意，以換取Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie 不告訴任何人他們在山上幹了多久。 成為有機會當選年度最佳路線的機會對您來說還不夠嗎？這兩隻自信的兔子承諾這次跑步將有一個「有趣的新花招」。這意味著什麼？是什麼很令人懷疑？他們保守秘密，所以我不知道，但是tiny balls給了它批准印章，以換取Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie 不告訴任何人在tiny balls 跟Vapist一樣分不清男女而在意識到他的錯誤之前他們已經幹了多久 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Walkie Walkie Talkie Talkie Cohare 副兔: Serial Vapist ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A S: ~7km + 200m elevation gain L: ~9km + 300m elevation gain *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, December 8, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 天寶殿 https://maps.app.goo.gl/xzZdxrvdE6cjy5U86 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Transport options in order of how good they are: * 868 bus from Danshui MRT, 1:08pm, get off at Bihu lake at 1:23pm, flour from there (15 min walk) * 631 bus from Danshui MRT, 12:38pm, get off at Bihu lake at 12:53pm * F101 shuttle from Danshui MRT, 1:19pm, get off at Baishijao at 1:37pm, 5 minute walk. But it’s a shuttle, not much space. High risk. *Taxi pool from Beitou is also a good option. *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 168海鮮熱炒餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/MinTuQjmcovyg1HN9

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December 8, 2024 (2:00 pm) – December 8, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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