#2582 – The 2024 Red Dress Run
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Ooh la la! It’s time for the annual red dress run! The hare was supposed to be Dr. Anal Technology, but he backed out due to unforeseen circumstances involving way too much alcohol. He was able to convince Cockhunter to take his place, due to foreseen circumstances involving way too much alcohol. Thus, this year the run will be done French-style! Cockhunter and Just Lysia will be bringing some Parisian flair to a run where men wear dresses, which is already quite French. Find your most à la mode crimson corset and get ready to catwalk in the city. The hares have too much ennui (which I assume is French for “hangover”) to put any effort into their run, but they have chosen Maji as their base. Our hounds in robes rouges will strut their stuff along a riverside park and, who knows, maybe even LinSenBeiLü. We won’t be the only syphilitic alcoholics in red dresses there! Redpoint is graciously providing two kegs of beer for this run, which as always is done for charity. This year, instead of Tiny Balls’ gambling debts, your hash cash payments will go towards Crossroads, a charity that advocates for a more inclusive environment for foreign residents, in honor of Pegleg. As a bonus, the hares have proposed a special gimmick! Inspired by the 7eleven Hash runs, where we stop to buy and drink beer along the way and tape the cans together into a giant wizard’s staff, the hares decided to give Taiwan’s other favorite chains a little love, and will be doing a Convenience Store Crawl! If you haven’t done a 7eleven run before, they are loads of fun. Just fill up your easy card, find someplace to carry it, and allons-y! Ooh la la~~!一年一度的紅洋裝特跑又來了!原定的兔子是 Dr. Anal Technology,但由於喝了太多酒無法接受這個任務,他臨時退出。但他成功在Cockhunter 喝醉的時候說服她幫忙上場當兔子,她也找了同樣是法國人的just Lysia 當副兔,今年的跑步活動將充滿法式風!Cockhunter 和 Just Lysia 將為這場男人穿洋裝的活動增添一些巴黎風情(這本身就非常法式) 找出你最時髦的緋紅馬甲,準備在城市中大步走秀吧!兔子們因過度的「ennui」(我猜是法語中的「宿醉」)無法對這次的跑步投入太多心力,但他們選擇了 Maji 作為起跑點。我們身穿紅洋裝的獵犬們將沿著河濱公園展示風采,說不定還會到林森北路呢!我們可不是唯一穿紅洋裝的梅毒酒鬼!Redpoint 慷慨地提供了兩桶啤酒供此週使用,而這一活動如往常一樣是為慈善目的而舉行。今年,Hash Cash 收到的款項將捐給 CrossRoads 個致力於協助外國人居民更好台灣福利的慈善機構,以紀念去年去世的 Pegleg,而不是用來支付 Tiny Balls 的賭債。 額外的驚喜是,兔子們提出了一個特別的噱頭!受 7-11 Hash 跑步活動的啟發(在途中停下來買啤酒、喝啤酒,並將空罐膠帶綁成一根巨大的法杖),兔子們決定給台灣另一個受歡迎的便利商店連鎖一些關愛,舉辦一次便利商店巡禮!如果你從未參加過 7-11 Hash ,只需要充值好你的悠遊卡,找個地方塞好卡,然後——出發吧! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cockhunter Cohare 副兔: Just Lysia ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A City Run! Come dressed in your finest (or trashiest) red dress Bring easy card for beer stops at convenience stores *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, December 1, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* MAJI Square MAJI MAJI集食行樂 https://maps.app.goo.gl/GAAiA9eJ7XrebPPj7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take MRT to Yuanshan Station *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBA
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mailto:taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com?subject=TwH3 #2582 Inquiry
When & Where
December 1, 2024 (2:00 pm) – December 1, 2024 (6:00 pm)
MAJI Square MAJI MAJI集食行樂 https://maps.app.goo.gl/GAAiA9eJ7XrebPPj7