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Horny Papa made it to the rendezvous point at Yangmingshan, where Dr. Binlang was waiting impatiently in a circle of red spit. “Vere have you been?” he scolded, “I have been vaiting and vaiting for seventeen seconds!” “Sorry, but finding sauerkraut-flavored beer was harder than I thought,” apologized Horny Papa, “and what do you need a goat wearing fishnet stockings for?” “Yo, shut the fuck up, it’s your favorite GM speaking!” said Tiny Balls? Hey, you’re not supposed to be in this story! “This Sunday is my last Sunday as the greatest GM ever, with the greatest down-downs, and all the greatest hash name suggestions.” Wasn’t last week your last week? I am right in the middle of something here. Do you mind? “I know you are all going to miss me, especially since next month your GM is going to be crooked XiaoJiJi, also known as ‘Cum-on-my Hairy-Ass.’ Sad. His runs had the lowest attendance. He has the smallest hands,” said Tiny Ba… stop it! I’m trying to tell a story here! “But to all the great men and women of Taiwan Hash, including the race-ists, some very fine people among them, I promise my last run is going to be the greatest run ever!” It’s not your run, it’s the hares’! Don’t you have somewhere else to be? “It’s going to be the best run of the year, of all time. It’s going to be the winning-est run. It’s going to have so much winning, you’re going to get tired of winning!” Listen, you snub-cocked little stump, you can’t just bust into my story like it’s your anime sex doll. You’re breaking the fourth wall! “We’re gonna build a new fourth wall, and make Hsinchu Hash pay for it!” That doesn’t make any sense. Go away, let me write! “Everyone come out to my last run as your leader, even if I’m not there myself, so that you can celebrate your favorite GM, who always made the best down-downs, and is always first man in, and has the biggest balls. Believe me, massive balls. Huge!” I’m sorry, hares, I really had a good story for you today! With a goat and everything. “I am the real goat: the Greatest GM Of All Taiwan!” Horny papa 抵達了陽明山的集合點，Dr.binglang 正不耐煩地站在一圈紅色的檳榔汁中等待著。「你去哪了？」他責罵道，「我已經等了——十七秒了！」 「抱歉，找到德國酸菜口味的啤酒比我想的還要困難，」horny papa 道歉說，「還有，你要一隻穿網襪的山羊做什麼？」 「等等等等暫停！ 大家最喜歡的GM來了！」Tiny balls 突然插嘴到我們期待的每週故事裡。 欸，你不應該在這個故事裡出現！ 「這個星期天是我作為最偉大GM的最後一個星期天，有著最棒的Down down ，還有最棒的兔名提議。」 上週不是你說的最後一週嗎？我正忙著講故事呢，你可以別打擾嗎？ 「我知道你們一定會想念我，尤其是下個月你們的GM 會是那個奸詐的小雞雞，屁股毛超多的那個。真是可悲。他當GM時人都很少，他的手也最小，」tiny balls 繼續說…… 停下來！我在講故事啊！ Tiny balls 無視我們寫故事的人「但是，對於所有台灣Hash的偉大男男女女，包括那些愛跑得快的，裡面也有非常優秀的人，我保證我的最後一次會是史上最偉大的一次！」 跑步主要是兔子最重要不是你你知道嗎？你沒有別的地方可以去嗎？ 「這將會是今年，甚至有史以來最棒的一次跑步活動。棒到無法形容，棒到翻天！」 聽著，你不能就這樣闖入我的故事，像對待你的充氣娃娃那樣,這個空間不是你該進來的！ 「我們會建立空間穿越術，並讓新竹Hash買單！」 這根本說不通。滾開，讓我寫故事！ 「大家一定要來參加我作為你們GM 的最後一次活動，即使我本人不在，你們也可以慶祝你們最喜愛的GM，他總是準備最棒的Down down ，總是跑第一名，還有最大的蛋蛋。相信我，巨大無比，超大的！」 兔子們，很抱歉，今天我真的有個好故事要講！還有一隻山羊在故事裡呢。 「我才是真正的山羊：台灣最偉大的GM！」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Dr. Binlang Cohare 副兔: Horny Papa ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 9.5km + 500m elevation gain S: 4km + 250m elevation gain *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, November 24, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Longfenggu Park 龍鳳谷公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kiNenDCtd8mGbeVo7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take bus S8 or 508 from Shipai MRT Station *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBA

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November 24, 2024 (2:00 pm) – November 24, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Longfenggu Park 龍鳳谷公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kiNenDCtd8mGbeVo7