#2580 - The GM Hares and the Hairy GMs

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“Are you sure we should be doing this?” asked a visibly nervous Fisting King, the Metro Hash GM. “Trust me, it’s fine. We are taking the scenic route,” said a visibly drunk Going Down, the TNT GM, as she cut through the chain-link fence with her bolt cutters. The two hashers skulked along the parking lot to the back door of the building. “But this is private property! I don’t like this at all” said Fisting King, putting his entire hand in his mouth to calm himself down. “You’re just annoyed because we aren’t near the MRT,” said Going Down, disabling the security cameras with her bolt cutters. “That’s part of it,” said Fisting King, putting his finger up his butthole to calm himself down. Quietly, the two snuck down a dark corridor and entered an apartment. “Don’t worry, this trail is for Taiwan Hash, and their trails go through private property all the time,” said Going Down, taking a bottle she found on the counter and casually taking a swig. It was strong, but tasted funny. “Yes, farmland! This is different,” said Fisting King, massaging his prostate with the bolt cutter handles. “Hey! Give those back! Ugh, now I have to wash the lube off,” said Going Down, who groped in the dark for the bathroom lightswitch. She found a switch, but it was for the bedroom, and inside were XiaoJiJi and XiaoMeiMei. “What are you doing in our house!” shouted a visibly angry XiaoMeiMei, wearing her Down Island #40 dress. “Is that one of my bottles of home-made wine?,” said a just-barely-visibly aroused XiaoJiJi, wearing his Down Island #40 cap and nothing else. “I squeezed the grapes myself, between my buttcheeks.” The two intruders said nothing, but switched off the light. Going Down tried to pick the ass hairs out from between her teeth with the bolt cutters. Fisting King found the bathroom, but saw no soap. He opened the cabinet under the sink, and inside he found Tiny Balls, wearing his Down Island #40 shirt and nothing else, watching the bedroom through a peephole. “Please don’t tell anyone how I live,” said a visibly gay Tiny Balls. Fisting King turned off the light, turned to his friend, and said, “Let’s find a different trail. These Taiwan hashers are insane!” 「你確定我們應該這麼做嗎?」Metro Hash的GM Fisting King顯得十分緊張地問道。 「放心吧,沒問題。這條路線的風景很棒的而已。」TNT的會長Going Down明顯已經很醉得邊說,一邊用螺栓剪剪開鐵絲網。兩個hashers鬼鬼祟祟地沿著停車場走到建築物的後門。 「可是這是私人地產!我不喜歡這樣。」Fisting King說著,將整個拳頭塞進嘴裡以平復情緒。 「你只是因為我們離捷運太遠了才不爽吧。」Going Down說道,並用螺栓剪弄壞了監控攝像頭。 「這也是原因之一。」Fisting King說著,舉起一根手指放進屁眼裡,試圖讓自己冷靜下來。兩人靜悄悄地走進一條昏暗的走廊,進入了一間公寓。 「別擔心,這條路是為了台灣Hash,他們的路經常經過私人地產。」Going Down說著,從櫃檯上拿起一瓶酒,隨意地喝了一口。味道很濃烈,但有點奇怪。 「一般是穿越農田!這可不一樣啊看起來是人家家裡。」Fisting King說著,用螺栓剪的手柄按摩著他的前列腺。 「喂!還給我 !吼唷現在我得洗掉上面的潤滑液。」Going Down說著,在黑暗中摸索著去找浴室的電燈開關。她找到了一個開關,但那是臥室的燈。房間裡面是小雞雞和小妹妹。 「你們在我家幹什麼!」身穿Down Island #40裙子的小妹妹憤怒地喊道。 「那是我自釀的酒嗎?」只戴著Down Island #40帽子、什麼都沒穿的小雞雞有點勃起地問道,「那是我自己擠的葡萄,用我屁股肉擠出來的。」 兩位入侵者一聲不吭地把燈關上。Going Down試圖用螺栓剪從牙齒間挑出幾根剛剛喝酒時卡進的肛毛。Fisting King找到了浴室,但裡面沒有肥皂。他打開了洗手台下的櫥櫃,發現Tiny Balls只穿著Down Island #40的上衣,什麼也沒穿,透過小孔觀看著臥室。 「請別告訴別人我的生活方式。」看起來很gay的Tiny Balls說道。 Fisting King關上了燈,轉向他的朋友說:「我們還是找條別的路吧,這些台灣hashers真是瘋了!」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Going Down Cohare 副兔: Fisting King ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A Long 9km + 400m elevation gain Short 5km + 250m elevation gain *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, November 17, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Sanxia Zhongshan Park 三峽中山公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yA3i7bXZeoUsMi2R6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Driving: Under the Sanxia Interchange, there are not many parking spaces in the old street. Parking lots: Parking lot at Lane 67, Zhongshan Road, underground parking lot at Sanxia Elementary School, cultural roadside parking lot Public transportation: Bus and MRT: Suggestions for heading south─ A. From the third platform of Banqiao Bus Station Take 932 to Sanxia, ​​get off at “Taipei University (Sanxia Campus)” and walk 450m. B. Xinpu MRT Station Exit 2 Take 910 to Sanxia, ​​get off at “Benzhu Gong Hospital” and walk 600m. Bus: Suggestion for heading north─ From Yingge Railway Station (Exit Renai Road) Take 981 to Sanxia, ​​get off at Taipei University (Sanxia Campus) and walk 450m. 開車:三峽交流道下,老街停車位不多。 停車場: 中山路67巷停車場、三峽國小地下停車場、文化路邊停車格 大眾運輸: 公車、捷運:南下建議─ A. 自板橋公車站第三月台 搭932往三峽,至”臺北大學(三峽校區)”下車,步行450m。 B. 新埔捷運站2號出口 搭910往三峽至”恩主公醫院”下車,步行600m。 公車: 北上建議─ 自鶯歌火車站(仁愛路出口) 搭981往三峽,至臺北大學(三峽校區)下車,步行450m。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 第一鮮熱炒100 https://maps.app.goo.gl/sywrTmE3TaMCRDuRA

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November 17, 2024 (2:00 pm) – November 17, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Sanxia Zhongshan Park 三峽中山公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yA3i7bXZeoUsMi2R6