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Cunt of the Litter is haring again! What? Too soon? Sure, it’s only been two weeks, but that’s a longer break than his mother typically has between pregnancies. Besides, he’s so disappointed with how few people dressed up for his “first bikini run of the winter” that he wants to do another themed run. This weekend will be Dia de los Muertos, the Mexican Day of the Dead! So wash the spilled beer and puke off your Halloween Costumes, and dress to scare! I’m gonna dress up as the last woman Tiny Balls drunkenly brought home from Revolver. Gah! So terrifying! The horror.… Helping him with his run [and to not be canceled for cultural appropriation] is our highest-ranking Mexican, Second Man In, who’s back in Taiwan after drunkenly boarding the green line for Xindian and somehow waking up in Caracas, Mexico. He’ll be ensuring the rum-soaked trail brings honor to the departed ancestors and deported ex-GMs. Fellow Mexicans Cockaretcha, Slide it Right In, and Tits Out for the Boys will be monitoring his progress to ensure it meets their abuelas’ standards, and Lick a Slower Spic will try not to drool on the hash cash. With a convenient location [finally!] and two expert hares at the helm, surely people will be talking about this run everywhere from Quito, Mexico, to Guatemala City, Mexico. ¡Arriba, abajo, al centro, a’ dentro! Cunt of the Litter又要當兔子了！什麼？又來？確實，只過了兩個星期呢，但這比他母親懷孕間隔的時間還長呢！而且，他對上次“冬季首次比基尼跑”活動中沒多少人打扮表示相當失望，所以他決定再舉辦一場主題跑。本週末是墨西哥的亡靈節！把你萬聖節服裝上灑的啤酒和嘔吐物洗乾淨，裝扮起來嚇人一跳吧！我準備打扮成tiny balls 從Revolver喝醉帶回家的最後一個女人。啊！真可怕！驚悚極了⋯ 答應當他副兔因為要避免因文化挪用而被批評的是我們最資深的墨西哥人，“Second man in ”，他剛從宿醉中醒來，原本要搭綠線去新店，不知怎地卻醒在墨西哥加拉加斯。他將確保蘭姆酒浸透的山徑能夠尊敬已故的先祖以及被驅逐的前GM Mexican handjob。同為墨西哥裔的Cockaretcha、Slide it Right In 和 Tits Out for the Boys將在旁邊監督，確保能達到他們祖母的標準，而Lick a Slower Spic會努力不讓口水滴到hash cash錢袋，這次起跑地點方便到達！終於！ 且有兩位專業資深兔子，肯定會讓這場亂從墨西哥基多到墨西哥危地馬拉城都傳遍開來。 Arriba, abajo, al centro, a’ dentro! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cunt of the Litter Cohare 副兔: 2nd Man In ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 6.6km + 250m elevation gain *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, November 3, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Yongchunpi Wetland Park 永春陂生態濕地公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/oBNaidCs4BZth7Nq6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Yongchun or Xiangshan station and walk 20 minutes *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* He Ba Re Chao Seafood Restaurant 喝霸熱炒海鮮餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/9n6BzRH7YFSQ83fP7

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November 3, 2024 (2:00 pm) – November 3, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Yongchunpi Wetland Park 永春陂生態濕地公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/oBNaidCs4BZth7Nq6