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On a cloudy night at the edge of Yangmingshan, by the barbed wire and landmines that mark the border between Taipei and New Taipei, a shadowy figure sits on a bench. Another figure arrives, checks that no one is watching, and sits down. -Ow! You sat on me! -Sorry, Hey Hey, I didn’t see you in the dark. -Shhh, first use the code phrase. -Sigh… “R U?” -“On On.” Thank you for meeting me here, I Wanna Be GM. -You didn’t make it easy to find you. Did you have to encode all your messages in foreign languages? I thought you would be Indian, or Thai. -Nope, I’m Tai. -That’s… never mind. I brought the stuff. [I Wanna Be GM pulled out a brick of flour wrapped in duct tape.] -I made it look ultra-suspicious, just like you asked. -Perfect! It looks so much cooler that way. -Do you have my payment? -I do. [Hey Hey pulled out a pack of pure, uncut betel nuts.] -You know you can get these literally anywhere in Taiwan, right? Doesn’t matter. So what’s the plan? -The plan is an A-A run, 7K long, 450m elevation, and a short for the slowpokes. -Are you worried you’ll be caught? People can’t find you even when you want to be found. -That is true. In fact, you still haven’t found me. -What? -I was never here. This meeting never happened. And just like that, the future GM of New Taipei Hash vanished into the gloom, crossing the border into his territory. I Wanna Be GM took off her slipper and furtively spoke into the secret phone built within: “He has taken the bait.” “Good,” said her handler on the other end, the nefarious Dr. Binlang, “then Operation Red Spit is a go.” 在一個多雲的夜晚，陽明山邊緣，台北和新北交界的鐵絲網和地雷旁，一個模糊的身影坐在長椅上。另一個身影悄悄靠近，確認沒有人在看，然後坐了下來。 “哎喲！你坐到我身上了！” “抱歉，Hey Hey，我在黑暗中沒看到你.” “噓，用密碼確認先。” “ㄜ⋯R U?” “On On”。很好，感謝你來這裡見我，I Wanna Be GM。” “你讓我好難找到你。你真的需要把所有訊息都用外語編碼嗎？我還以為你是印度人，或者泰國人。” “不，我是正港台灣人。” “那…算了。我照約定把東西帶來了。” I Wanna Be GM 拿出一塊用膠帶包裹的麵粉磚 “我把它弄得超可疑，就像你要求的那樣。” “完美！這樣看起來酷多了。” “你帶我的報酬了嗎？” “帶了。” Hey Hey 拿出一包純正的檳榔 “你知道這些在台灣隨便哪裡都買得到吧？⋯哎呀算了不重要啦！那這次跑步的計劃是什麼？” “計劃是一次 A-A 跑，7公里長，450米爬升，還有一條給老弱婦孺的短路。” “你不擔心被抓嗎？人們想找你都找不到” “確實如此。事實上，你還沒找到我。” “什麼？” “我從來沒有來這裡。這次會面從未發生過。” 說完，未來的新北hash GM 消失在黑暗中，越過邊界進入他的地盤。I Wanna Be GM 拿下拖鞋，偷偷對內藏的秘密電話說：「他已經上鉤了。」 「很好，」另一端的邪惡檳榔博士說，「那麼紅唇行動啟動。」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Hey Hey Cohare 副兔: I Wanna Be GM ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 7km + 450m elevation gain (best scenery on the L) S: 4km + 250m elevation gain Hares highly recommend to bring gloves *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, October 13, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 至善路三段336巷停車場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/qFV4M2ECf8BxePJ1A ******HOW? / 怎去******* Bus 小18 from MRT R15 or R16, (every 30 mins) , get off at 聖人橋 (Shenren bridge), and walk 1.2km (slightly uphill) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 一極鮮熱炒 https://maps.app.goo.gl/RkJaST9zqWNkVhZU6

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October 13, 2024 (2:00 pm) – October 13, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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