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Taiwan hashers are not a superstitious group. We fear no curse, except for The Fuckin’ Curse, and he’s Hsinchu Hash’s problem. Still… what else could explain the string of bad luck surrounding the Jingqing No. 2 Park? Twice we tried to hash there, and twice we were thoroughly rained out: all flour and chalk washed away like the hopes and dreams of one nominated to be future GM. Veteran hare Bamboo plans to tempt the fates this year by starting in this accursed place, hoping for once it won’t end up as soggy and watterlogged as Not Swamp Ass’ bicycle seat. Equally interested in fair weather is his crooked cohare Melamine. There’s no line he won’t cross, scam he won’t run, or babyfood he won’t poison to make this hash a success. So let’s pray for sunny weather! We want the ground as bone-dry and un-moist as the crotch of any woman who has spent more than two minutes talking to Tiny Balls. Pray the sun will shine as relentlessly as XiaoJiJi recruiting for new hash committee members. Burn incense to the rain gods, the sun gods, the great GMs in the sky. Divine the source of this curse, cast out the watery demons, and, most importantly, come out in large numbers to support our hares. Personally, I’m sure the weather will be fine. The odds that we’ll be washed out three times in a row are as small as… as… hmm, what’s something small? I can’t think of a good metaphor for anything tiny and insignificant. 台灣 Hashers 不是迷信的一群人。我們不怕詛咒，除了 “那該死的詛咒” 通常那是新竹 Hash 的問題。然而，還有什麼能解釋每次在景勤二號公園發生的一連串壞運呢？我們曾兩次嘗試在那裡跑步，結果兩次都傾盆大雨，所有的麵粉和粉筆都被沖刷得像被提名為未來 GM 的人一樣希望破滅。老練的兔子 Bamboo 今年打算再次挑戰這個詛咒之地，期待這次不會像 Not Swamp Ass 的腳踏車座一樣潮濕泡水。他的副兔 Melamine 同樣對好天氣充滿期望。沒有他不會越過的界線，沒有他不會策劃的詐騙，沒有他不會毒害的嬰兒食品，為了讓這次的 hash run 成功。 所以讓我們祈求陽光燦爛！我們希望地面像跟 Tiny Balls 聊超過兩分鐘的女人的妹妹一樣乾燥。祈禱太陽像 XiaoJiJi 不斷招募新的 hash 幹部一樣無情地照耀。為雨神、太陽神、天空中的偉大 GM 焚香祈福。占卜這個詛咒的源頭，驅逐水鬼，但最重要的是，請大家踴躍出席，支持我們的兔子們。我個人相信天氣會很好。我們連續三次被淋濕的概率小得像… 像… 嗯，有什麼東西是很小的嗎？我一時想不起來有什麼好比喻這麼微不足道的東西。（小雞雞？小蛋蛋？） ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Bamboo Cohare 副兔: Melamine ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A TBA *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, September 22, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* JingQin No.2 Park 景勤二號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WNNd77MgcCufKhqN9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Liuzhangli Station and walk 700m *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBA

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September 22, 2024 (2:30 pm) – September 22, 2024 (6:00 pm)

JingQin No.2 Park 景勤二號公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WNNd77MgcCufKhqN9