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TwH³ #2560 – The Flashback 2: Reloaded Did you enjoy last week’s run? Well don’t pick the pubes out of your teeth just yet, because Flasher is back with another stiff helping of hairy haring to ram down your throat. He’s picking up the slack after Slobbo Tamer backed out to care for her own furry friends. Not many guys have the stamina and short refractory period to hare two weeks in a row, but if anyone can do it for the most race-ist hash in Taiwan, it’s Flasher. 上禮拜跑得還爽嗎？別急著剔出牙縫裡面兔子的毛，我們毛茸茸硬邦邦的兔子Flasher 要再來硬幹一次，原本本週的兔子Slobbo Tamer 要去顧她的一堆毛小孩，Flasher 義不容辭接下重任跟她換日期，儘管這樣代表他就要連做兩週的路，不過如果有誰能在全台灣跑最快的hash裡連做兩週的路，大概也只有flasher 了。 He’s not even arranging a co-hare in advance! He’ll probably just pick up some random virgin the day of, like a last minute date to prom night. (You’d think the high schools would have stopped letting him in long ago, but at this point they’re so used to him it’d be weird if he wasn’t there.) Hell, he may not even have a co-hare! Fuck it: he’ll do it live, solo, on a trail he hasn’t seen before, with one arm tied behind his back. The man has bigger balls than Scrotal Eclipse of the Heart, and the overconfidence of Tiny Balls proposing a new hash name, only not as misplaced. 他甚至沒有提前安排副兔！他可能會在活動當天隨便找個新手，就像在最後一刻找個舞伴參加舞會一樣。（你可能會認為高中早就不讓他進去了，但這麼多年下來，他們已經習慣了他，反而他不在才奇怪。）天啊，他可能連副兔都沒有！他會當天獨自現撒，可能還會一隻手綁在背後單手來撒。這人比在電視上露蛋的人還有膽量，還有小蛋蛋GM提議新兔名時的自信，只是沒那麼瞎。 Someone needs to catch this fiend and bring his ego down a few notches. What will the penalty be if we catch him? Will he have to give himself a 69? Will XiaoJiJi make Flasher eat red dragonfruit out of his butthole? Why is that such a completely believable down-down? Will I ever be able to get that image I just created out of my head? Do I even want to? 我們需要有人追到這個自信爆棚的兔子，讓他的自負程度降低幾個檔次。如果我們抓住他，懲罰會是什麼？他會自己給自己來個69嗎？小雞雞會讓Flasher吃他屁股裡的紅龍果嗎？為什麼這個我剛想到的懲罰感覺非常有可能會實現？我能把剛剛創造的這個畫面從腦海中抹去嗎？我真的想抹去嗎？ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Flasher Cohare 副兔: Globe Fucker ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: TBA S: TBA *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, June 30, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Zhangxing Park 長興公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/mCNHzWGUwJ5kMW7PA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take TRA train to Qidu station and walk *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBA

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June 30, 2024 (2:30 pm) – June 30, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Zhangxing Park 長興公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/mCNHzWGUwJ5kMW7PA