#2558 - Leopards and Tigers and Hares, Oh My!


Captain Tiger had everything figured out. A run from Lion Mountain to Tiger Mountain cutting through Leopard’s Peak, with the run start kitty-corner from the Lion’s Club. He had new shoes for the occasion (Pumas) and the perfect co-hare: Fuck MH3, a cougar with leopard-print tattoos. It was a purr-fect, feline-themed run. No dogs allowed! Guaranteed pussy! 阿虎隊長把一切都搞定了。路線從獅山跑到虎山,穿過豹山,從獅子俱樂部的斜對角開始跑。他爲這個特殊的週末買了 Puma 新鞋,以及完美的副兔搭檔、手臂刺滿豹紋刺青的 Fuck MH3。這是一場貓系主題的跑步亂,不準帶狗! 保證喵喵喵! And then everything started to go wrong. It was a cat-astrophe! The tiger-leopard trail was clawed short. The co-hare cancelled for a veterinarian appointment. The Lion King choked on a hairball at a Wahua hostess bar. The translator cracked from the stress of finding equivalent Chinese-language cat puns and developed a crippling addiction to catmint. Would his run be neutered? 然而,一切都開始出亂子。真是貓囧境!虎豹雙棲的路線被颱風爪子改短,副兔因為要去看獸醫不得不取消。獅子王在一家萬華的摸摸茶室被毛球嗆到了。 翻譯每週跑步亂的人,因為要找一堆雙關語的壓力太大,而對貓薄荷產生了嚴重的成癮。阿虎隊長的貓貓路會被絕育嗎? Of course not. When God closes a door, He opens a cat flap, and in came Fuck BH3. Bears are related to dogs, so that’s sort of cat themed! The run is saved! It will be meow-gnificent! 當然不會,當老天爺關上一扇門,他會開啟小貓門,然後 Fuck BH3 進來了,熊族與狗狗是親戚,所以還是算得上貓主題!跑步有救了,這週將會喵得有意思! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Captain Tiger Cohare 副兔: Fuck BH3 ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A Distance 8.6k ±0.2k Elevation 450m± 20m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, June 16, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Lihe Eco Park 黎和生態公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/NvbJuBFrcvq8VuAN7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Linguang Station (Brown Line) 麟光站 and walk *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 阿珍熱炒 0287333601 https://maps.app.goo.gl/Wtd4ZgfrHDSXL9f39

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June 16, 2024 (2:30 pm) – June 16, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Lihe Eco Park 黎和生態公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/NvbJuBFrcvq8VuAN7