#2555 - The 5.555^5! Run


One Friday morning, P.E. woke up, brushed his teeth, changed his shorts, and ran an ultramarathon while waiting for his tea to steep. Then he called his friend and co-hare, Five Hundred Miles. “Are you doing anything today?” asked P.E. “Yes, I am running two marathons,” replied 500 Miles. “All day?” “Right now, simultaneously.” “How’s is that… never mind. Let’s meet tomorrow in Nangang and recce our run.” 一個星期五的早晨,早洩醒來,刷牙、換上短褲,在浸泡一杯茶的時間,跑完了一場超級馬拉松。然後他打電話給他的朋友兼副兔 500 Miles。 早洩:「你今天有什麼事嗎?」 500 Miles:「我打算跑兩個馬拉松。」 PE:「一整天嗎?」 500 Miles:「現在這個moment 就在跑。」 PE:「怎麼可能?…ㄜ…算了,明天約南港碰面,一起探路吧!」 The next day, much too early as usual, P.E. arrived at the A point, but his co-hare wasn’t there. He called him again. “Where are you?” asked P.E. “I’m still at home. You are already there? You came too soon,” said 500 Miles. “Sorry, I got excited. How soon can you arrive?” “I am here,” said a voice behind P.E., who turned and saw 500 Miles standing next to him. “I will be right there,” said 500 Miles’s voice on the phone. P.E. hung up. “How did you do that? Doesn’t that violate Einstein’s theory of general relativity?” “Sure, but I never studied physics,” said 500 Miles. 隔天,像往常一樣™的早,早洩到了A點,但他的副兔不在那裏。他再次打電話。 早洩:「 你在哪裏?」 500 Miles:「我還在家裡。你太早出來了吧!」 PE:「抱歉~我太興奮了!那你最快什麼時候到?」 「這不就來了嗎!」500 Miles 的聲音從身後傳來,早洩一轉頭,他人已站在旁邊。 「我馬上就到。」下一句還在電話裏迴盪。 早洩放下電話,然後問:「你怎麼辦到的?這難道不違背愛因斯坦的相對論嗎 ? 」 500 Miles:「應該吧哈哈,不過我從來沒有學過物理學。」 “Anyway, this is the A point,” said P.E., “so I thought we could run a few routes and…” before he could finish, a cloud of dust swirled around him. P.E. coughed and sputtered, until the dust settled and the blur that was 500 Miles resolved into a clear form. “I have finished running all fourteen million six hundred and five possible A-A routes in this location,” said 500 Miles. “In how many do the other hashers catch us?” asked P.E. “One,” said 500 Miles, “but let’s give them a chance.” 「總之,這裡是A點。我想我們可以多跑看看幾個可能的路線…」早洩話還沒說完,旁邊一陣揚起的塵埃,讓他咳嗽不止,直至塵埃落定。 瞬間的殘像,才發現是500 Miles:「我已經探完了所有一千四百萬六百零五條,A-A路線的可能走法。」 「其中有幾種可能,是會被獵犬追到呢?」早洩問。 500 Miles 大氣不喘的回答:「只有一種,但是這週讓我們來給大家一個機會吧!」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: P.E. Cohare 副兔: Five Hundred Miles ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 7-8km + 350m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, May 26, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* China University of Science and Technology (check the link for exact location) 中華科技大學 https://maps.app.goo.gl/K7jaDdsfrpdCv74d7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT to Nangang Exhibition Center and then take bus 205 or 645副 to China University of Science and Technology (20 min bus ride) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Cape 47 海角熱炒 0227891496 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yYT3cAbNYiPM2AVAA

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When & Where

May 26, 2024 (2:30 pm) – May 26, 2024 (6:00 pm)

China University of Science and Technology (check the link for exact location) 中華科技大學 https://maps.app.goo.gl/K7jaDdsfrpdCv74d7