#2554 - Save a Pangolin, Ride a Hasher (BUS RUN!!!!) 巴士巴士巴士


This is a true story: when running recce on this run, Mijo Slut and Mijo’s Slut came across a pangolin, caught in a net meant to keep deer off the bamboo farms. As Mijo Slut always cuts his own trail, he had a machete on hand, and liberated the poor creature. The animal uncurled from its armored ball and looked up at its slutty rescuers, blinking and twitching its whiskers. “Oh no,” thought the pangolin, “they are going to make me into boner pills!” And it ran away without a word of thanks. It need not have worried. Everyone knows the best cure for erectile dysfunction is XiaoJiJi’s patented penis wine made of deer antlers and fermented hasher piss. 這是一個真實的故事,Mijo Slut 和 Just Gay 在這次跑步的探路中,遇到一隻穿山甲,牠落入防止鹿群逃離竹子農場的網子,由於 Mijo Slut 總是自己砍路,他用手裏總是拿着的開山刀,切斷纏成一團的網線、解放了這個可憐的小東西。 穿山甲終於自由了,並放鬆因防衛而捲曲成球狀的身軀,擡頭看向牠的救命恩人,眨着眼睛、抽動着鬍鬚,心裏OS:「 噢,不!這兩個人看起來那麼放蕩,肯定想把我製作成可以變得硬邦邦的藥丸。」牠悄悄地逃離現場,沒有一句感謝的話。 其實牠大可不必擔心。大家都知道最好的治療勃起功能障礙的方法,是小雞雞那瓶獲得專利的特調:鹿茸酒和發酵哈希尿。 We can’t promise you’ll see a pangolin yourself on this run, but other wildlife spotted include deer, wild boar, squirrels, Teen Wolf [on full moons only], and that *thing* that took Mexican Handjob’s anal virginity. This bus run promises remote nature, a seafood bash, and a never-before-used and highly runnable trail with no stairs or other bullshit. Think of it as a prelube, er, prelude to the 40th Down Island run later this year, another of Mijo Slut’s designs. His runs are never repeated and not to be missed, so take your time and enjoy the experience: Just Gay is co-haring, so you need not bother trying to catch the hares anyway. 我們不能保證,你會在這次跑步中看到穿山甲,但其他的野生動物,包括小鹿斑比、野豬、松鼠、少年狼人(滿月限定),以及讓 Mexican Handjob的洞洞破處的「那個東西」。 這次的巴士特跑,將帶你遠離塵囂、進入原始叢林,包含全新開通且可跑性高的山徑(沒有樓梯這種爛東西),以及海鮮 Bash 和啤酒狂歡。 你可以把 5月19日想像成潤滑劑,作為 今年10月 Down Island 40週年特跑的前戲預告,Mijo Slut 也是我們 Down Island 的兔子,他的路線永遠不會重複而且絕不容錯過,加上兔子是老賊、副兔 Just Gay,就別費心要追捕他們了,慢下來好好享受和體驗這一條新開發的路線吧! Note: Register ASAP so we can figure out the buses! 注意:請盡快註冊,以便我們安排巴士! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeudXD3Bc_2hoJHUhtm_R9eDpf20I-U70Kcir4ePjkCGhBFug/viewform? ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Mijo Slut Cohare 副兔: Just Gay ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A TBD, but A2A so it’s good for drivers 待定,但A2A,因此對駕駛者來說很合適。 *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, May 19, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Fuan Temple 福安廟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/EuHxNUBEG65fKs378 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the PARTY BUS! (Bus+run=NT$600) or drive. 搭乘派對巴士!(巴士+跑步=600元)或自行開車。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 ~or~ $600 for run+party bus *If taking the bus, register and pay before 5/12* *如果搭巴士,請在5月12日前報名並付款* *******BASH / 晚餐******* Lobster King 0224901001 https://maps.app.goo.gl/XfbAC86W2VEZnkZD7 (Price not included in bus fee) (餐廳費用不包含在巴士費用中)

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May 19, 2024 (2:30 pm) – May 19, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Fuan Temple 福安廟 https://maps.app.goo.gl/EuHxNUBEG65fKs378