#2550 - Pussy Magnet's 10-year Hashiverssary Run


On a regular Tuesday morning, Pussy Magnet wakes up, climbs over the pile of sleeping women on his bed, gets dressed, and opens his apartment window. He holds his head out, exuding a heady musk of charm and heterosexuality, and waits straightly while his scent attracts a swarm of ladies to his building like fruit flies. But, like, not that kind of “fruit.” They form a human pyramid to reach him, and he crowd surfs down to the street level in a totally not gay manner. He sniffs the air, and his trained breeder nose can pick out, from the cloud of perfume and fishy odors that permanently surround him, the particularly strong discharge of Jam Rag coming to see him. 如往常的星期二,Pussy Magnet 一早醒來,先爬過床上的女人堆,穿上衣服,打開公寓的窗戶,伸頭出去的同時散發著迷人的魅力及男性賀爾蒙的麝香,直直等待。 他的氣味吸引了成群的女人,像果蠅般聚集在他的公寓外,似乎想「分桃而食」。女人們為了更接近站在窗邊的他,甚至疊成一個人體金字塔,他趁著人潮,以完全不是同性戀的方式「人體衝浪」一路划到街上。 嗅着空氣,他訓練有素的鼻子總能從滿滿包圍他的人群裏,尋覓出異性的芳香,其中最腥羶的 Jam Rag 出現了。 “Happy 10 year Hashiverssary!” she cheers. “Are you ready to finally, FINALLY lose your hare virginity after a decade as a mere hound?” Pussy Magnet smiles his cunnilingus-performing smile. “I’m so nervous! What do I need to do? Should we ask the TwH3 committee for help?” Jam Rag scoffs. “Please. I’m a strong, confident woman who don’t need no help from the TMs or the GMs. Have you decided where to run?” “Yes,” straights Pussy Magnet not queerly, “the hometown of [CELEBRITY NAME REDACTED].” “We can’t say that. 2nd Man In wants the hash to be non-political. Let’s just say the trail is near a famous person’s house,” says Jam Rag. Pussy Magnet smiles again, says goodbye to his co-hare, then returns to his apartment to suck his husband’s cock. 「捷兔十周年快樂!」她歡呼道:「你終於終於準備好告別單純的獵狗歲月,來場兔子處女秀了嗎?」 Pussy Magnet 用他善於前戲的嘴巴,並微笑地說: 「我好緊張!我應該怎麼幹?我們應該向台灣健龍幹部們求援嗎?」 Jam Rag 嗤之以鼻:「像我這麼堅強有自信的女人,並不需要路線組或會長的幫助。你決定跑哪裏了嗎 ? 」 「是的,名人OOO的故鄉。」Pussy Magnet 直截當地回應,毫無酷兒的調調。 「但 Second Man In 說捷兔團體不能牽涉政治立場。我們對外只能說跑步會經過名人OOO的屁O。」Pussy Magnet 再次微笑,告別他的副兔,然後回到他的公寓,和老公一起吹喇叭二重奏。 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Pussy Magnet Cohare 副兔: Jam Rag ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 9km + 400m elevation gain *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, April 21, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Wanliguanguang Park 萬里觀光公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/PdTrFH9qKnCAoLQB7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Bus 1815 from City Hall bus station Get off at Wanli Bridge 萬里橋頭 https://maps.app.goo.gl/iiWf4kHLNLSZhYkV8 (From Tamsui, take 862 from Tamsui MRT) *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Hui Wanli Xie Seafood Restaurant 輝萬里蟹海鮮餐廳 0224922277 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yJK1b81bp3YKTYBq9

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When & Where

April 21, 2024 (2:30 pm) – April 21, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Wanliguanguang Park 萬里觀光公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/PdTrFH9qKnCAoLQB7