#2548 - The Highland Hashers’ Heather on the Hill Run


**We’re back to 14:30 start times!!!** 從四月開始,兔子起跑時間爲14:30 Tiny Balls and Tiny Bush (no relation) were up on Yangmingshan looking for the not-so-secret secret hot spring the Hashers defiled two months earlier, but were hopelessly lost. Suddenly, the steam cleared, and they heard horrible singing and terrible bagpipes in the breeze. Appearing before them amidst the calla lilies was a massive pool, not present on any map, filled with wrinkly, naked hashers. Tiny Bush averted her eyes, and Tiny Balls pretended not to be aroused, needlessly hiding his miniscule erection. 迷你家族的 Tiny Balls 和 Tiny Bush,在陽明山尋找不算秘密、兩個月前被捷兔們玷污過的秘密溫泉,但無可救藥地迷路了。 突然,迷霧散去,他們聽到微風中有糟糕的歌聲和刺耳的風笛聲,一個沒有標示在任何地圖上、四周遍佈著海芋的巨大水池出現在他們面前,池內充滿了赤身裸裸的老捷兔們。Tiny Bush 撇開視線,而 Tiny Balls 假裝沒有血脈噴張,但實在也不需要隱藏他的超迷小勃起。 “Hello, travelers,” said one man, apparently their leader. “I am Nuke. Welcome to the village of Hashadoon, which only appears once every 10 years! Would you care to join us for a soak and some haggis?” Tiny Balls politely declined, but Tiny Bush recognized the bathers. “You are all former GMs! I heard of your runs. They are legendary! Would you do us the honor of haring a run for us?” Nuke smiled broadly! “Of course. The magic of Hashadoon allows me to hare for China Hash once before we return to the mists of time. I will summon Brown Owl to co-hare for me. She’s our magical village ambassador, currently in Hobbiton in New Zealand.” “Great,” said Tiny Balls, “but we’re called Taiwan Hash now.” “Really?” said Nuke, “…is Ma Ying-Jeoh still president?” The Tiny’s were silent. “Oh! It’s been a long 10 years!” 「哈囉,旅行者們!」一位顯然是他們之中的領導說道:「我是Nuke,歡迎來到捷兔蹲俱樂部。這裏每10年才會出現一次!不介意的話可以加入我們,泡個澡,噢~要來些羊肚雜碎布丁嗎?」 Tiny Balls 禮貌地拒絕了,但 Tiny Bush 認出了這些洗澡的人:「你們都是曾經擔任過 GM的前輩!我聽說過那些傳奇之路,有榮幸邀請你擔任我們的兔子嗎?」 「當然可以!」Nuke 開朗的大笑:「十年前,捷兔蹲俱樂部允許我做過一次 China Hash 的兔子,只要在迷霧重新隱藏這裏之前。我會召喚 Brown Owl 一起出馬,擔任我的副兔。她是我們神奇的俱樂部大使,目前在紐西蘭的哈比村。」 「太好了!但我們現在叫 Taiwan Hash喔。」Tiny Balls 說。 「真的嗎?總統還是馬英九嗎?」Nuke問道。 「……」小傢伙們沈默了一會兒才回:「噢!那是十年之前的事。」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Nuke Cohare 副兔: Brown Owl ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A L: 9km + 350m elevation S: 7km *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, April 7, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Xiao You Keng Qiao Parking 小油坑橋停車場 https://maps.app.goo.gl/udoRJvvwZQWNwjiB9 ******HOW? / 怎去******* 1) Take bus 1717 from Taipei 2) Take bus 108 from Yang Ming Shan station *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 湖田大樹下 0228618789 https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZUaD5UcNbKzcChF29

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When & Where

April 7, 2024 (2:30 pm) – April 7, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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