#2547 - The Almost April Fool's Run


Shall I Pay was in his garage in Taoyuan, wiping down his new car for the fifth time that week. Suddenly he heard what sounded like an ambulance, but he knew better. “Oh no,” he groaned. Who should appear but OEOE, shouting out siren noises and with a rotating, red, emergency light on his head. “OEOEOEOE… please state the nature of the medical emergency.” “Go away,” said Shall I Pay, “can’t you see I’m busy? Do you know what happens if you don’t immediately wash hasher vomit off of a new car?” OEOE examined the vehicle. “You missed a spot,” he said, pointing at some white globs on the catalytic converter. “That’s not… Damn it, Toasted Taint!” cursed Shall I Pay, grabbing his scraper. Shall I Pay 正在他桃園的車庫裏,這週第五次擦拭他的新車,遠方突然傳來什麼像救護車…但他知道聽起來更好的聲音。「喔不!」他哀嚎道,除了OEOE,誰會在這種時候出現呢? OEOE 頭戴著一個旋轉著紅光的警示燈,以鳴笛聲登場:「OEOEOEOE… 請說明目前的緊急醫療情形?」 Shall I Pay 說:「走開,你沒看到我在忙嗎?你知道不馬上清理新車內的嘔吐物,會發生什麼事嗎?」 OEOE 探頭檢查車子,並用手指著觸媒轉換器上的白色濃稠物:「你漏掉一個地方了。」 「那不是…該死的Toasted Taint!」Shall I Pay 邊咒罵邊用刮刀清除。 “I’m actually here on a mission,” said OEOE, remembering he was there on a mission. “Would you hare next week’s run with me?” “Does it come with a free bash?” asked Shall I Pay. “No, we’ve been over this,” said OEOE, “but hares get something money can’t buy: exposure! By which I mean, you will be asked to expose yourself and at least take your shirt off at some point during down-downs.” “Okay,” said Shall I Pay, “but on one condition: we must not tell the scribe any useful details about the run location until super late, to make writing the story promoting this run more difficult.” What? Hey!! Fine, just for that, I’m turning this into a Japanese hentai. “Oh, Shall I Pay-kun! Shinaide kudasai, I’m so sensitive there! OEOEOE…” 突然想起為何而來的OEOE表示:「其實我來,是為了下週的跑步亂。你願意和我一起擔任兔子嗎?」 Shall I Pay 問:「有免費的狂歡bash嗎?」 OEOE回答:「沒有,這話題我們已經討論過了。但是兔子可以得到有錢也買不到的亮相機會,你可以在噹噹的時候脱光,我是指曝光!好吧,至少可以脫掉你的上衣。」 Shall I Pay 一口就答應:「好耶!」 OEOE 補充說:「但有一個條件,我們不能告訴幹部們關於路線的細節和地點,很晚很晚再給,讓小編難以編撰。」 Shall I Pay:「什麼?嘿!好!我要把它變成日本愛情動作片。」 「噢!Shall I Pay君!雅咩爹~我那邊很敏感,OEOEOE…」 [Translator note:しないでください] [小編:別擔心,什麼都不知道我們也能瞎掰。] ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: OEOE Cohare 副兔: Shall I Pay ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 7km 250m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 31, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Kangning Park 康寧公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WhZ8VxBHvj513mMGA ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT/Bus *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 2018搞食堂 0226315679 https://maps.app.goo.gl/iRVVWGX2AWAF85fHA

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March 31, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 31, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Kangning Park 康寧公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/WhZ8VxBHvj513mMGA