#2546 - The Cursed Canadians Run


What does it take to make Cums Once a Year show up to a hash run? A certain star alignment? An offer for unrestricted use of any of the GM’s orifices for 30 minutes? The run starting and ending by his house in Xindian? Whatever arcane ritual or Faustian bargain it took, 2nd Man In did it, and even convinced him to hare! That happens even less than once a year! What powerful, Mexican magic our trailmaster wields! 是什麼風把 Cums Once a Year 吹來跑步亂的,如恆星週期般的運行?不受限制地使用、任君挑選 GMs 的洞洞30分鐘?還是起跑點就在他新店區公所的家門外? 無論答案是什麼浮士德的交易、神秘的召喚術或是阿嬤的討價還價,反正路線組組長 2nd Man In 做到了,彷彿墨西哥魔術師的揮舞,打破 Cums Once a Year 一年只來一次的慣例,甚至還一口答應擔任兔子。 But at what cost? Foul omens have been seen. Jupiter is in retrograde. The hare cut his hand on some shiggy. XiaoJiJi is lactating blood. Then the original co-hare, Fucking Short Guy, mysteriously dropped out. When was the last time he came? At his age is he even capable of coming? And just how short is he? Do we really need more short people in the hash? It’s bad enough to have Tiny Balls scurrying underfoot all the time like a horny chihuahua. 但代價是什麼?糟糕的鳥事開始出現,木星正在逆行。兔子在探路時割傷了手,XiaoJiJi 哺乳期出血,然後副兔 Fucking Short Guy 莫名的退出。他上次出現是什麼時候?他這樣的年紀,還能來嗎?他到底有多矮?我們真的需要更多的哈比人嗎? 我們已經有 Tiny Balls 如亢奮的吉娃娃在腳邊亂竄,已經夠鬧心了。 Luckily, the GMs have some demonic deals of their own to cash in, and summoned the next shortest guy in the hash, Shitty Shrinkage. He owes the hash a favor, and must make good on his debt. Don’t worry, he’s just as short and Canadian as his predecessor, and he’s an experienced hare; just avoid bright light, don’t get him wet, and don’t feed him after midnight. What could possibly go wrong? 幸運的是,GMs 總是有一些惡魔的交易可以兌現,並召喚了不矮於 Fucking Short Guy 的人,Shitty Shrinking 這週日將獻身擔任副兔,肉債肉還。 別擔心,他和登出的前副兔一樣都是加拿大的小精靈,而且是個經驗豐富的兔子。只要避開明亮的光線、不要讓他淋溼,午夜後不要喂食,能有什麼亂子? ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Cums Once a Year Cohare 副兔: Shitty Shrinkage ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A L 9km 430m / S 4.5km *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 24, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Magong Friendship Sports Park 馬公友誼運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nN27ex6d3kwz4yP17 ******HOW? / 怎去******* MRT / Bash – walk *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Xin Yuan Xin Restaurant 0286650688 https://maps.app.goo.gl/FgQWzqk7m4A5TYSd9

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March 24, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 24, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Magong Friendship Sports Park 馬公友誼運動公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nN27ex6d3kwz4yP17