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On the side of the road somewhere between Taipei Main and Shimen Reservoir, FIAT was once again bent over the open hood of her Ducato Minivan, struggling with the engine and ignoring the catcalls from passing truck drivers. “Merda di merda! This stupid-a machine. Toasted Taint, get-a your dick out of the exhaust pipe and come make-a yourself useful.” Toasted Taint appeared, pulling up his shorts and holding some unlabeled bottles. “Honey, why did you pack your cooking stuff with my sunbathing stuff? I can’t tell if this is tanning oil or olive oil.” “Later, hold this-a wrench for me,” FIAT replied. 在臺北通往石門水庫的某一處路邊，FIAT 再次打開她的小型露營車的車蓋，彎腰應付故障的引擎，無視經過的卡車司機們的口哨聲。「真是糟透了！這台爛車，Toasted Taint，把你的老二從排氣管抽出來，當個男人過來幫忙！」 Toasted Taint 邊穿上他的短褲邊走來，手裏拿著幾瓶沒有標籤的瓶子。「 親愛的，你爲什麼把我的日光浴用品跟廚具打包在一起？這樣我會分不清楚這是助曬油還是橄欖油。」 FIAT回應道：「等一下再說，先幫我拿扳手。」 “So, about this run of ours…” asked FIAT. “Cosa nostra?” Toasted Taint asked, practicing his Italian. “CORSA nostra,” corrected FIAT, looking around nervously, “and must it be a bus run?” “Absolutely,” said Toasted Taint, “and it’s totally worth it. My standards for my runs are high. Gorgeous scenery along the ridge of the reservoir, amazing views, and long, runnable trails. Who knows, maybe this will be the run we actually get caught?” Both looked at each other briefly, then burst into race-ist laughter. “Can you convince the GMs to arrange a bus,” asked Taint? “Don’t worry, I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse,” FIAT said, winking seductively. “Can you get Praying for Man Tits to write the event post early to get-a more people excited for this-a run,” she asked? “Don’t worry, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse,” Toasted Taint said, winking seductively. 「所以，關於我們這次的亂…」FIAT提起。 「Cosa nostra？」Toasted Taint 練習他的意大利語。 「是CORSA nostra！你說成黑手黨了。」 FIAT糾正他，然後緊張地環顧四周，問：「一定要巴士特跑嗎 ? 」 Toasted Taint 說：「當然！這完全是值得的。我對做路的標準很高。沿着水庫邊的山脊有壯麗的景色，令人驚歎的視野，綿延的小徑，而且可跑性高。」 「誰知道呢，也許這次真的會有人追到我們。」 兩人互看對方，然後爆發出速度跑者的譏笑聲。 Taint 問：「你能說服GM們安排一輛巴士嗎？」 「別擔心，我會給他們一個無法拒絕的提議。」FIAT 回答，誘人的眨眨眼。 「你能讓 Praying for Man Tits 早點寫活動文案嗎？讓大家先期待期待安排一下時間。」她問道。 「 別擔心，我會給他一個他不能拒絕的提議。」Toasted Taint 說，誘人的眨眨眼。 “Speaking of teabagging, I have to take care of a sunburn in a sensitive area. I think this bottle is aloe vera…” he said, and left behind the van. FIAT had by then fixed the engine and started to prepare her pre-run snack of five kilos of pasta. “Hey, wait a minute. This isn’t my chili oil, it’s…” Her thoughts were interrupted by a toe-curling scream, followed by a distressed and undressed Toasted Taint rushing over with some serious inflammation and the bottle of what apparently wasn’t aloe vera. FIAT surveyed the damage and laughed: “Mamma mia, that’s a SPICY meatball!” 「說到吊茶包，我必須護理一處敏感地方的曬傷。 我想這瓶是蘆薈…」他說著，然後走到露營車的後面。FIAT 這時已經修復了引擎，並開始準備她跑步前的小點心 ，五公斤的意大利麵。 「欸！等一下，這不是我的辣椒油，這瓶是 …」 還沒講完就被個淒厲尖叫聲打斷了思緒，接著沒有穿衣服的 Toasted Taint 表情痛苦、帶些嚴重的發炎和顯然不是蘆薈的瓶子衝過來。FIAT 查看了損傷情況，大笑：「媽媽咪呀，那是顆辣肉丸！」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Toasted Taint Cohare 副兔: FIAT ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* BUS RUN!! A:B run / 路線：A to B L: 7.5km + 450m Elevation S: 6km + 350m Elevation *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 10, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A Point: 崑崙仙山太極殿 https://maps.app.goo.gl/CQrGdSXVCrb6xor3A Drivers: The distance between A and B is nearly 6km and the road is not suitable for walking. You will need to Uber/taxi pool back to the A point. 駕駛：A、B兩地距離近6公里，路段不適合步行。 您需要搭乘 Uber/計程車返回 A 點 ******HOW? / 怎去******* This is a bus run! Please confirm your presence by answering “BUS ‘YOUR HASH NAME’ ” in the comments below. Or click on “Book Now” button and send email to confirm your seat. 這次是巴士亂!!! 請在活動底下留言”巴士「你的兔名」” DO NOT BE LATE! You will owe 1 case of beer for every minute you are late after 12:00PM 不要遲到！中午 12:00 後每遲到一分鐘，您將欠 1 箱啤酒 SCHEDULE 11:45AM – Meet at Taipei Main Station East 3 / 上車點：臺北車站東三門集合 12:00PM – Start off / 發車往A 13:30PM – Arrival at A https://maps.app.goo.gl/XLQfWeHhdMdxHzvp6 14:00PM – Hares Off ————— 17:30PM – Leave for Bash 18:00PM – Bash 20:30PM- Depart bash and back in Taipei by 21:30PM *******PRICE******* $950 includes run, bus, and bash *******BASH / 晚餐******* 炒翻天 033908000 https://maps.app.goo.gl/eCQZ1fW4zcvtkvty7

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March 10, 2024 (2:00 pm) – March 10, 2024 (6:00 pm)

A Point: 崑崙仙山太極殿 https://maps.app.goo.gl/CQrGdSXVCrb6xor3A Drivers: The distance between A and B is nearly 6km and the road is not suitable for walking. You will need to Uber/taxi pool back to the A point. 駕駛：A、B兩地距離近6公里，路段不適合步行。 您需要搭乘 Uber/計程車返回 A 點