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A duck walked up to Taiwan Hash, And said to the GM running the Hash, “Hey! Got any strawberries?” The GM said, “no, we just have beer. But it’s cold and it’s fresh and fills you with cheer. Can I get you a glass?” The duck said, “eat my ass!” Then he waddled away (waddle waddle). ‘Til the next Sunday. 一隻鴨子走向台灣健龍， 牠問現任GM：嗨！有草莓嗎？ GM說：沒有，我們只有啤酒。冰涼、鮮釀，洋溢著乾杯的歡樂。要來一杯嗎？ 鴨子說：吃我的屁屁吧。然後搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖） 等到下一個週日。 When the duck walked up to Taiwan Hash, And said to the GM running the Hash, “Hey! Got any strawberries?” The GM said, “no, like I said last week We just have beer. And Coke. And Supau, I think. And water, sometimes, but that’s all. The duck said, “lick my balls!” Then he waddled away (waddle waddle). ‘Til the next Sunday. 鴨子走向台灣健龍， 牠問GM：嗨！有草莓嗎？ GM說：沒有，就像我上週說的，我們只有啤酒。喔！我想還有可樂、舒跑和礦泉水之類的。 鴨子說：舔我的蛋蛋吧。然後搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖） 等到下一個週日。 When the duck walked up to Taiwan Hash, And said to the GM running the Hash, “Hey! Got any strawberries?” The GM said, “Look, you feathery prick, Scram or I’ll nail you to a tree by the dick! And don’t come back, you rude duck!” The duck said, “you cuck!” Then he waddled away (waddle waddle). ‘Til the next Sunday. 鴨子走向台灣健龍， 牠問GM：嗨！有草莓嗎？ GM說：這樣吧，你這毛還沒長齊的蠢鴨，快滾！不然我就用XX把你釘在樹幹上。不要再讓我看到你，你這隻討厭的鴨子！ 鴨子說：你這顆軟蛋！然後搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖） 等到下一個週日。 When the duck walked up to Taiwan Hash, And said to the GM running the Hash, “Hey! Got any nails?” The GM said, “Hey, you’re in luck, little runt, Because our hares, Floating in Cum and Hunting Cunt Have set this week’s trail by a strawberry farm! Run with us and you may have the chance to pick some! They are red and delicious and oh so nutritious! So, forget about nails. Last week’s threats were too vicious.” The duck said, “Oh, this is awkward, but you see I was looking forward to being nailed by the dick to a tree. Perhaps this club isn’t quite right for me.” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) ‘Til the next Sunday. 鴨子走向台灣健龍， 牠問GM：嗨！有釘釘嗎？ GM說：嗨，小蠢鴨你真走運！因為我們的兔子 Floating in Cum 和副兔 Hunting Cunt 已經準備好的路徑，會經過草莓園。跟我們一起跑步吧，你就有機會採摘一些，草莓紅紅的、美味，而且營養，所以忘了釘釘吧，我上週的威脅太歹毒了。 鴨子說：這麽說有點尷尬，但我是期待被釘釘在樹幹上的，也許這個跑步團體不太適合我。 然後鴨子搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖） 搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖） 搖晃著屁股離開（裙襬搖搖） 等到下一個週日。 （以上故事改編自The Duck Song） ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Floating in Cum Cohare 副兔: Hunting Cunt ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A L: 7 km + Elevation: 325 m / 爬升: 325 m S: 6 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, January 14, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Follow flour from the bus stop: Bishanyan (Baishihu Suspension Bridge) Bus Stop 搭車到碧山巖（白石湖吊橋）公車站，之後跟著麵粉走 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vMZCG8hKVnHjJFeLA ******HOW? / 怎去******* Go to Neihu MRT and take the S20 bus to Bishanyan (Baishihu Suspension Bridge). The hares even made a little map for the geographically challenged 從內湖捷運站，轉搭公車小20 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vMZCG8hKVnHjJFeLA *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 橋頭美食坊 0936121826 https://maps.app.goo.gl/gybPpbiT85peSJme7

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January 14, 2024 (2:00 pm) – January 14, 2024 (6:00 pm)

Go to Neihu MRT and take the S20 bus to Bishanyan (Baishihu Suspension Bridge). The hares even made a little map for the geographically challenged 從內湖捷運站，轉搭公車「小20」 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vMZCG8hKVnHjJFeLA