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TwH³ #2535 – Four GMs, Eight Kiwis, One Trail 狹路相逢之四位會長、八顆獼猴桃 Buzz off, boys, because the juiciest kiwis come from Taoyuan Metro Hash! And they are coming to show the hungry hounds of Taiwan Hash how haring is done! Yes, it’s time to take a bite out of the delicious fruits only found to the west of Taipei! This week, we’ll be chasing TyMH³ ex-GM Juicy Kiwi, and the only ex-GM that’s an even juicier kiwi, Spaceman! The pair of hares are eager to show off their fuzzy bits in a face off against the new GMs of Taiwan Hash, XiaoJiji and Tiny Balls. Just what sort of fruit salad are we in store for?! 把舞台讓出來，孩子們！來自桃園捷運兔～最美味多汁的獼猴桃，即將登場。他們將在飢渴的台灣健龍獵犬們前方奔馳，上演最佳的兔子秀。 是時候來大啖一口，西台灣才有的誘人水果，1月7日這天，我們將追捕令人垂延三尺的 Juicy Kiwi 以及更加開胃的Spaceman！兩位桃園捷運兔卸任會長組成的搭檔，將槓上兩位台灣健龍新上任的「小」字輩會長：XiaoJiji 和 Tiny Balls，我們試目以待，看看小字輩的雞雞和蛋蛋、還是獼猴桃的毛絨絨，更勝一籌。 “Really? These are your champions?” scoffed Spaceman, looking our lads up and down and expecting more. “My kiwis are bigger than his,” joked his partner. “She’s talking about you,” said XiaoJiJi. “Yes, I know you have big testicles, please stop talking about them,” said Tiny Balls. “Enough chatting, Tic Tac*,” said Spaceman. “We have a killer trail laid out for your kennel, so buckle up and get ready to blast off!” 「瞎咪？這就是你們最厲害的跑者？! Spaceman 上下打量著我們的小傢伙，面帶嘲諷，期待能有更大把的刷子，連他的搭檔 Juicy Kiwi 都忍不住挑釁：「我的獼猴桃都比你還大顆。」小字輩的雞雞看向小字輩的蛋蛋：「喲！她在說你。」 Tiny Balls：「好啦！我知道妳的更大顆，別再說了。」 「薄荷糖，廢話少說!Spaceman說：「我們為獵犬們佈置了殺手級的路徑，所以系好安全帶，準備射出吧! Can our hounds hunt down these kawai kiwis and bring honor to the hash? Which pair of GM’s gives better down-downs, and which better hand-jobs? Will Tiny Balls’ blood test show that he’s Spaceman’s long-lost son? Find out this Sunday! *Tic Tac: a tiny, white, hard, oblong breathmint that resembles our GMs’ genitalia in every way but flavor. 我們的獵犬抓到可愛的獼猴桃們，可以為台灣健龍帶來榮耀嗎？哪一對會長主持的噹噹節目更好玩？哪一對會長更擅長手工活？Tiny Balls的血液測試會顯示他是Spaceman 長期失散的兒子嗎？就在這個星期天，謎底即將揭曉。 *薄荷糖是白色、微小、硬硬的橢圓形，可以含在嘴裡，讓口氣清新，這和我們的會長—小字輩的蛋蛋在各個層面都非常相似，但更有味道。 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Spaceman Cohare 副兔: Juicy Kiwi ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線：A to A 8.5 km + Elevation: 250 m 99% runnable trail *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, January 7, 2024 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* 社子溪櫻花步道 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nVDeQV1m6KJ4XauF7 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take train to Yangmei Station. 搭車到楊梅火車站，之後步行500公尺 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* Hakka restaurant 霖圓客家餐館 https://maps.app.goo.gl/hKUn8px8jjkc7sZs6

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January 7, 2024 (2:00 pm) – January 7, 2024 (6:00 pm)

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