#2530 - Where the Wild Things Check / 野獸們的檢查點亂


Up in his mountaintop lair, in the middle of nowhere (aka: Taoyuan), veteran bear hasher High Class was preparing for his winter hibernation. He had stocked up on all the bare necessities: Taiwan Beer, Taiwan Classic Beer, Taiwan 18 Day Beer, Taiwan Mango Beer, and Durex personal lubricant. Nothing but the best for High Class! Suddenly, he smelled an intruder. He put on a fine, burgundy smoking jacket, left his man cave and went to check his traps. Sure enough, Wang Hasher was caught, ironically, in a rabbit snare that had been baited with cocktails and garlic peanuts: the perfect bait for sophisticated hashers. “This is my swamp, I mean, mountain farm,” said High Class, “and you are not classy enough to be here. What shall I do with you?” 在那鳥不生蛋機不拉屎的地方(又名: 桃園),在他山頂的巢穴裡,台灣熊老司機”蓋高尚”(High Class) 正在為他的冬眠做準備。 台啤、經典台啤、18天、芒果台啤、還有個人的杜蕾斯潤滑劑,他都準備好了。 一切沒有最好,只有最高級的東西! 突然間,他聞到了一股入侵者的味道。 他穿上一件精美的酒紅煙燻夾克,離開他的男人窩,去檢查他的陷阱。 果然,很諷刺的,”王阿舍”(Wang Hasher) 被困在一個用雞尾酒和蒜味花生當誘餌的兔子陷阱中:一個對於複雜的hasher來說完美的誘餌。 「這是我的沼澤,我的意思是,山上的農場,」”蓋高尚”說,「可是你不夠優雅,不能來這裡。 我該拿你是好? “What weird words of welcome,” wondered Wang, weak and woozy from one too many whiskey and waters, and well-aware of the warnings around wandering into High Class’ wilderness without a weapon. But the wily Wang wasn’t worried, and whipped up a plan while wriggling their wrists out of the worn wire trap. “Wow, High Class, what big glasses you have!” High Class was taken aback, then replied, “the better to see you with, my dear.” “Wow, High Class, what a big nose you have!” “The better to breathe when you are this high, my dear.” “Wow, High Class, what a bald head you have!” “The better to dazzle birds of prey with the reflected sunlight and escape predators, my dear.” “Wow, High Class, what a great place this would be for a trail!” “Really, you think so?” said High Class. “Yes, said Wang, for the trail was indeed gorgeous, “and if you let me co-hare for you, we could introduce this trail to the elegant society of Taiwan Hash.” And so, the two prepared this Sunday’s trail, for the stately nobility of Taiwan Hash to come drink beer off of dildos and other such refined delights. 「真是奇怪的歡迎,」王阿舍想著,因為喝了太多的水套威士忌,他虛弱而頭暈,但很清楚周圍的警告,不帶武器就闖入”蓋高尚”的地盤有多危險。 但狡猾的阿舍並不擔心,一邊想出一個計劃,一邊將手腕從破舊的鐵絲陷阱中掙脫出來。「哇~”蓋高尚”,你的眼鏡好大喔~~」”蓋高尚”一愣,接著說:「這樣可以把你看得清楚啊~親。」「哇~”蓋高尚”,你的鼻子好大喔~~」「這樣在高處更好呼吸啊,親~」 「哇~”蓋高尚”,你的頭好禿喔~~」 「這樣可以更好地利用陽光反射來迷惑猛禽並逃脫掠食者啊,親~~」「哇~”蓋高尚”,這真是一個適合做亂的地方!」「真的嗎?! 你也這麼認為嗎?」”蓋高尚”說。 「是的,」王說,「因為這條路徑確實很漂亮,如果你讓我當你的副兔,我們可以把這條路徑介紹給優雅高尚的TwH3 ~」所以,兩人一起準備了這星期天的亂,讓TwH3的高級貴族們藉著假陽具和其他精緻的道具來喝啤酒。 ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: High Class / 蓋高尚 Cohare 副兔: Wang Hasher / 王阿舍 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A Long: 10 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m Short: 6 km + Elevation: TBD m / 爬升: TBD m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Wuteseshijiu Station 吳特色十九站 https://maps.app.goo.gl/zhHW5C4xKmj3Y4vY6 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** Take the Express Taoyuan Airport MRT to Chang Gung Memorial Hospital. Then, take Bus 213 to CPC Corporation Taiwan Loading Unit and walk to the run start. The bus you want should arrive around 1 pm. * Use this page to arrange taxi pools from Chang Gung Memorial Hospital if you don’t want to take the bus!! ** Last 213 home should pass just before 6 pm, so taxi pool back if you wanna bash! *** 213 schedule: https://ebus.tycg.gov.tw/ebus/driving-map/213 搭機捷到長庚醫院站,換搭213巴士到中油灌裝工廠,然後走到起跑點。你可能需要搭1點左右的巴士才能準時到起跑點 *不想搭巴士的話,可以在這活動頁畫蝦,一起從長庚醫院搭計程車 **最後一班213在下午6點前,所以想留晚餐的人再一起搭小黃回機捷站 ***213 班表請看上面連結 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men / 男人: $250 Women / 女人: $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 虎頭山土雞城 https://maps.app.goo.gl/wTB5cmE4GjpGNYZv7

When & Where

December 3, 2023 (2:00 pm) – December 3, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Wuteseshijiu Station 吳特色十九站 https://maps.app.goo.gl/zhHW5C4xKmj3Y4vY6