#2533 - The X-mas [formerly Twitter-mas] Run / 聖誕亂


And lo there were three foolish men, on their way to Lingguang, to meet the prophesied savior. And they followed the marker on Google Maps until it stopped over the place where the man-child was. On coming to the MRT stop, they saw the sacred one, Praying for Man Tits, lying in an extra-long manger, and perched above him was his co-hare, the blessed Vulture. “Don’t look at me, I have no idea where he came from!” said Vulture, “I just wanted to do my annual, easy, mostly flat city run, then he appeared.” And the three hashers bowed in praise, and presented their gifts to the long-haired one. 為了迎接預言中的救世主,三個傻瓜踏上麟光之路。他們跟隨著谷歌地圖的指引,直到遇見那位長不大的男人。 聖潔的兔子 Praying for Man Tits 躺在一個超級長的馬槽裡,而坐在馬槽邊的副兔 Blessed Vulture 大喊:「不要看著我,我也不知道這傢伙是從哪裡冒出來的?」 「我只是許願想要完成我的一年一度、容易又平坦的城市跑!然後他就出現了。」 三個傻瓜俯伏稱頌,並將他們的禮物獻給長髮的兔子。 I give you the gift of myrrh,” said Limp of Shame, rubbing his sore muscles with the fragrant balm, “aw yeah, that feels nice.” “I give you the gift of frankincense,” said Just Gay, who rolled it into a joint and smoked it. “Cough, cough, that’s some good frankincense,” he sputtered.”Here’s some gold, Jew-boy,” said Balls in Your Cort, tossing a sack of 50NT coins he swiped from the Hash Cash. “These are all great gifts,” said Praying for Man Tits, “but you know what I really want.” The men looked at each other. “Do we have to?” asked Just Gay. “Yes, this is my story. And stop breaking character!” commanded the holy one. 「我獻上有神奇療效的沒藥。」Limp of Shame 用那散發馨香的軟膏揉搓他酸痛的肌肌,並舒暢道:「噢!真是舒服。」 「我獻上乳香。」Just Gay 將這個禮物捲成香菸一抽,咳咳作聲:「這是些很好的乳香。」 「這邊有些黃金,猶太小子!」Balls in Your Cort 擲出一袋滿滿的50元硬幣,這是他從 hash 財務組現金袋偷取出來的。 兔子 Praying for Man Tits 說:「這些全都是很好的禮物,但你們知道我真正想要的東西吧?」 Just Gay 發問:「我們一定要這樣做嗎?」三個傻瓜面面相覷。 聖潔的兔子 Praying for Man Tits 回應道:「當然!這是我的劇本,你們不要脫離角色!認真演。」 So the three hashers sighed, and took off their shirts. And suddenly there was a multitude of heavenly hashers, singing in chorus: “Tits! Out! For the boys! Tits out for the boys!” And Praying for Man Tits was pleased, and blessed the hashers’ chests: one smooth, one hairy, one’s somewhere in the between. And then the three proceeded to make out with each other. “No we didn’t!” said Balls in Your Cort. Fine! I’ll save it for the fan-fiction. Jesus! 三個傻瓜各自嘆了一口氣,就在他們脫掉上衣的瞬間,背景突然出現了神聖合唱團,一群捷兔齊聲高歌:「秀出你們的tits!為了男孩們~秀出你們的tits!」 (編按:YouTube上面有很多不同歌手創作的《Tits Out For The Boys》,小編這時候不知該把 tits 翻譯成山雀、乳房還是笨蛋。) 兔子 Praying for Man Tits 露出滿意的微笑,並為他們的胸部禱告:「一個光滑、一個毛茸茸、還有中間ㄧ叢胸毛的。」接著,三個傻瓜開始蜜里調油、耳鬢廝磨⋯⋯「我們才沒有這麼幹!」Balls in Your Cort 大喊。 好吧!看來後續的章節只能留在同人小說裡,阿門! “And that is the true meaning of Hash-mas,” said Tiny Bush. “The Great GM’s in the Sky bless us, everyone of us!” 「這才是Hash的精神所至!」Tiny Bush凝望天堂的方向感歎著,「願已故的GM們,保佑我們每一個人,無論山雀、乳房還是笨蛋!」 ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Praying for Man Tits Cohare 副兔: Vulture ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線:A to B 8 km + Elevation: 200 m 長度約8公里、爬升200公尺 *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, December 24, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:00 12月24日,兔子於下午兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/m2VjaRHdCdiKiBJV8 B:The hares want to keep it secret, but it’s near an MRT! 兔子們想保密,只能透露G點…不對,只能透漏B點靠近某個捷運站. We’ll post the B point as a comment here after the event starts. If you need to know earlier, comment here and the GM will contact you. 為了保留Hash刺激又好玩的精神,我們不會提前公布B點在哪裡,如果有特殊需要,可以留言於此,GM會私訊你。 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Walk from Linguang MRT. 從麟光捷運站步行約400公尺 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 活動費用:男生250元,女生200元 *******BASH / 晚餐******* TBA

When & Where

December 24, 2023 (2:00 pm) – December 24, 2023 (6:00 pm)

A: Fuyang Eco Park 富陽自然生態公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/m2VjaRHdCdiKiBJV8 B:The hares want to keep it secret, but it’s near an MRT! 兔子們想保密,只能透露G點…不對,只能透漏B點靠近某個捷運站.