#2522 - The Quadruple Happiness Run/ 四重狂喜亂


True story: over a dozen years ago, in Bali — no one remembers whether it was Indonesian Bali, New Taipei Bali, or Paris but in Chinese — three German hashers decided to celebrate their harvest by hashing in Leiderhosen and bashing with liters and liters of Bavarian ale. One was never seen again, one woke up two years later in a Cambodian asylum for the sexually insane, and the other was none other than former chancellor Angela Merkel. 這是一個真實的故事: 十多年前,在”ㄅㄚㄌ一 ˊ” –沒人記得到底是印尼峇厘島,台灣新北八里還是法國巴黎,反正用中文都差不多同音啦– 3個德國hasher 決定穿著皮褲跑hash然後用一升一升的巴伐利亞啤酒來狂歡,以慶祝他們的豐收。結果… 一個人再也沒有出現過,一個人兩年後在柬埔寨的性上癮庇護所中醒來,而另一個人正是前總理梅克爾。 Now it’s 2023, and his holiness Father Cockeye, who was in that story somehow, wanted to recreate that legendary Octoberfest bash. So he hopped on his private Vatican jet and set off to Munich, where he used his engineering skills to convince the locals he is one of them and tried to find a suitable German to come hare with him. He found one in Sourkraut, alone in the corner of a beer garden drinking a Taivahnbier Klassische. With little convincing, the two were on their way back, ready to show the world what this Axis of Alcohol can do. 回到今日 2023 年,不知為何也有參與了這個故事的獨眼神父( Father Cockeye) 想要重現那場傳奇的十月節狂歡。 於是,他跳上了梵蒂岡的私人飛機,出發前往慕尼黑,在那裡,他利用自己的工程技能讓當地人相信他是他們其中一員,並試圖找到一個合適的德國人跟他一起當兔子。 他在啤酒花園的角落裡找到了獨自在喝經典台啤的酸白菜 (Sourkraut )。 沒有花了多少口舌,2人便一起踏上了歸途,準備向世界展示這個酒精軸心國的能力。 The run will be in Shuangxi, in territory that hasn’t been hashed since the Double Happiness run in 2020, back when this was China Hash and Taiwan was still COVID-free, so expect a trail so fresh it’s practically a virgin again. O’zapft is! 這次亂將在雙溪,該地區從2020年的雙重狂喜亂之後,就沒有再被hash摧殘過,那時本會還叫做CH3,台灣也還沒有新冠病毒,所以可以期待一場既新鮮又幾乎可說是處女路徑的亂。 吼搭啦! ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Father Cockeye / 獨眼神父 Cohare 副兔: Sourkraut / 酸白菜 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A 6.9 km + Elevation: 365 m / 爬升: 365 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Shuangxi Nantiangong 雙溪南天宫 https://maps.app.goo.gl/LjTutQmYofKo3Thp9?g_st=ic ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** From the hares: Take train 4182 (12:32 departure) from Main Station. You’ll arrive at Shuangxi at 13:45. 兔子建議: 搭12:32從北車出發的4182火車。到雙溪大概13:45。 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men / 男人: $250 Women / 女人: $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** https://maps.app.goo.gl/6prPWLNh8pbytzbj8?g_st=ic

When & Where

October 8, 2023 (2:00 pm) – October 8, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Shuangxi Nantiangong 雙溪南天宫 https://maps.app.goo.gl/LjTutQmYofKo3Thp9?g_st=ic