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“Spaceman’s Log, Stargate 112-2518-420/69-lol : I am responding to a distress signal from Taoyuan Metro Hash GMs Superwhite and Juicy Kiwi. They are engaged in a diplomatic mission with Taiwan Hash and their notorious Emperor, the devious Mexican Handjob, trying to smooth over a previous misunderstanding involving a buttplug and a Tribble. It seems they need an experienced former GM to guest hare a run for the nefarious Taiwan Hashers, whose alien ways are strange and sexy to us. I have crash landed in an uncharted forest, lightseconds away from the nearest 7eleven, and had to send out a distress signal myself. I thought I could hear an ambulance coming, but, unfortunately, it’s just OEOE, wearing a spinning light on his head and saying his name repeatedly like a Pokémon.” “太空人日誌，星際之門112-2518-420/69-lol：我正在回應來自桃園咩糗hash會長超級白(Superwhite) 和多汁奇異果(Juicy Kiwi) 的求救信號。他們正在和TwH3跟他們惡名昭彰的統治者、狡猾的墨西哥手工活執行一項外交任務，試圖消除之前涉及肛塞和某種外星生物的誤會。看來他們需要一位經驗豐富的前會長來客座做路給邪惡的TwH3 hashers，他們這些外星人對我們來說既奇怪又性感。我已經迫降在一片未知的森林，距離最近的7-11 只有幾光秒的距離，我必須自己發出求救信號。我以為我能聽到救護車駛來的聲音，但不幸的是，結果只是歐伊歐伊(OEOE)，他頭上戴著旋轉燈，像寶可夢一樣的反复喊著他自己的名字。” “OEOE OEOE… BEOOoooo. Please state the nature of your medical emergency.” “I’m fine, you idiot, I’m just lost. The bright lights of Taipei must be interfering with my sensitive Taoyuan eyes.” “Or you just suck at navigating trails. This is why the GMs sent me to help you.” “You? They sent you to help me?” “Sure, I’ll be next year’s Taoyuan Hash GM.” “This is embarrassing. We will lose face in front of the Taiwan Hash Empire.” “Nonsense, this is Taoyuan Metro Hash space! We have homefield advantage! We’ll show those invaders how we do things in Airport County! Now drop your trousers so that I can perform a medical examination.” “No. Use space words.” “Oh, um… now lower your shields so that I can probe Uranus” “Aye aye, OEOE!” “歐伊歐伊….逼喔喔喔喔喔喔。請說明你的醫療緊急情況程度。” “我沒事，你這個白痴，我只是迷路了，天龍國的明亮燈光一定擾亂了我敏感的桃園雙眼。” “或者你只是不擅於導航。這就是為什麼會長派我來幫你。” “你？他們派你來幫我？” “東聯，我可是明年桃園hash 會長捏。” “這未免太扯了，我們會在TwH3帝國前丟臉的。” “才不會!! 這裡可是桃園咩糗hash的天地！我們可是有主場優勢捏！我們要讓那些入侵者見識一下機場城的做法！現在脫下褲子，讓我幫你check check～” “不行! 你要用太空術語。” “哦，嗯……那現在解開你的防護罩，這樣我就可以來探測天王星了” “喔喔~~~歐伊歐伊！” ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: OEOE / 歐伊歐伊 Cohare 副兔: Spaceman / 太空人 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線：A to A 7.5 km + Elevation: 400 m / 爬升: 400 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, September 10, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Lane 560, Section 3, Ren’ai Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City 桃園市蘆竹區仁愛路三段560巷 https://goo.gl/maps/YX4FdHzo8Vg797CK7 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** a) Bus 1356A from Yuanshan to Zhongshan Changchun Rd then walk. b) Bus or metro to Linkou then run down. 1.從圓山搭1356A巴士到中山長春路，然後走路 2.巴士或捷運搭到林口，然後一路跑過去 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men / 男人: $250 Women / 女人: $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** Ziji Ren Restaurant 自己人餐廳 https://goo.gl/maps/pCrUazUUTsZXUgXn7

When & Where

September 10, 2023 (2:00 pm) – September 10, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Lane 560, Section 3, Ren’ai Rd, Luzhu District, Taoyuan City 桃園市蘆竹區仁愛路三段560巷 https://goo.gl/maps/YX4FdHzo8Vg797CK7