#2512 - Golden Trail 3 / 黃金越野跑系列之三


On what had to be one of the hottest, stickiest days on record, ChaCha, FIAT, and their partners were stuck in traffic on their way to Yilan to recce the run. They had rented a beaten-up old bus that FIAT was driving, and which ironically was a Buick. “Ma vai! Let’s-a go already!” she yelled, gesticulating wildly. “Are we there yet,” asked ChaCha. “Don’t talk to me while I’m driving, I need my hands,” replied FIAT before honking the horn loudly. “Ma che cazzo! What’s-a taking so long! Besides, this bus trip was your idea.” 在一個有史以來最熱最黏的日子,恰吉、飛雅特(FIAT)和他們的伴侶在往宜蘭找路的途中遇上了大塞車。 他們很諷刺地租了一台破破舊舊的別克牌巴士,然後讓飛雅特開。 “Ma vai (義: 走啊)!在拖拉甚麼?! ” 她一邊叫喊,手一邊義大利式瘋狂地比劃著。 “我們到了嗎?”恰吉問道。 “不要在我開車的時候跟我講話,我需要我的手開車 !! ”飛雅特回答道,然後大聲按喇叭。 “Ma che cazzo (義: 搞甚麼鬼) ?! 到底會不會開車?!?! 在磨蹭甚麼鬼?!?! 然後,這次巴士旅行都馬是你的好主意啦。” “I wanted to recce the ride to the run start. I hope we get there soon. I need to pee badly,” said ChaCha, holding his legs together and doing a little dance, which ironically was a mambo. “Then go outside behind a tree, the bus isn’t moving,” said FIAT, “and while you are out there, tell Toasted Taint to get down from the roof. It’s too hot, he’ll get a sunburn.” “I can’t pee now, I have to save it to mark the run. It’s a golden trail run,” said ChaCha. “啊我想也探探看到跑步起點需要多久的交通時間嘛… 我真的希望我們可以早點到達,我超~~~~級超級想尿尿,”恰吉說,夾緊雙腿,小小扭動跳了一下舞,也很諷刺的是,舞步是曼波。 “那你就去到外面找一顆樹解決,反正車子根本不會動,”飛雅特說,“啊你到外面的時候,順便叫烤會陰(Toasted Taint)從車頂上下來。太熱了,他會被曬傷的。” “我現在還不能尿啦,我得要忍住到時在亂上面做記號。這次是另一次的黃金越野跑捏。”恰吉說。 As FIAT sat dumbstruck trying to figure out how to explain to ChaCha that it wasn’t that type of “golden,” she hadn’t noticed that traffic had moved. “Finally! Andiamo,” she shouted and floored the pedal, only to almost crash into traffic again as they had only moved a few meters. As she hit the brakes hard, a sunscreen-slick Toasted Taint skidded off the roof and down the windshield, slamming his sundried tomatoes into the hood ornament. FIAT, full of concern, finished her espresso and walked out to tend to her boyfriend’s croutons. “Are you all right?” she asked. “Che rompi coglione” he squeaked. “Aww, honey, you’ve been practicing your Italian!” exclaimed FIAT. 飛雅特大驚,正當她試著想出辦法來向恰吉解釋此黃金非彼黃金時,她沒有注意到車陣總算開始再動了起來。 “終於!Andiamo (義:咱們走吧),”她大喊,踩下油門,但他們只移動了幾公尺,然後差點再次撞上前面的車流。 當她急剎,塗了防曬油的烤會陰從車頂順著擋風玻璃滑落,把他曬的乾扁扁紅通通的屁股撞到了引擎蓋的裝飾物上。 飛雅特很擔心的,但還是先喝完她的濃縮咖啡,然後出去照顧她男朋友的屁屁。 “你沒事兒吧?” 她問。 “Che rompi coglione(義: 我的蛋疼!!!!) !!! ”他尖叫道。 “喔呦~~~~親愛的,你一直在練習意大利話!” 飛雅特驚呼~ ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: ChaCha / 恰吉 Cohare 副兔: FIAT / 飛雅特 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A 7 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, July 30, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Shuanglianpi Camping Area 雙連埤露營區 https://goo.gl/maps/nYwjbq8mnVuqx6qX6 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** This is a bus run! Please confirm your presence by contacting TwH3 representative at : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com 這次是巴士亂!請跟TwH3的幹部確認你是否有巴士座位 : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** $500 for men and women with run and bus ride included. 不論男女都是500元(含跑步&巴士費用) ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 彩燕在地美食 03 922 8931 https://maps.app.goo.gl/3Rw5VRDjtvj2VAoa9

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July 30, 2023 (2:00 pm) – July 30, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Shuanglianpi Camping Area 雙連埤露營區 https://goo.gl/maps/nYwjbq8mnVuqx6qX6