#2510 - The Sweaty, Sandy, Salty Surprise Run / 又濕又沙又鹹驚喜亂


On a sweltering summer’s day, Durex wanted nothing more than to lay discarded on Waiao beach and relax. Instead she was waiting impatiently for her husband, Big Cock, to deliver a keg of beer. While some had doubts the two would fit together, Durex proved she was flexible enough to handle Big Cock no matter how much he strained against her, but today her patience was wearing extra thin. “Where are you?” she shouted into her phone. “I’m coming, I’m coming,” he replied stiffly, “hold on, don’t fall apart on me now.” 日頭赤炎炎,杜蕾斯(Durex)只想躺在外澳的沙灘上鬆一下,但相反,她正在不耐煩的等待她老公大雞雞(Big Cock)送一大桶啤酒來。 雖然些許人有懷疑過這兩個人是否能合拍,但杜蕾斯已證明,無論大雞雞出了甚麼招,她都有足夠的靈活性來應對,不過今天她的耐心少的比岡本還薄, “你在哪裡?” 她對著手機大喊。 “我快到了,我快到了,”他僵僵的回答,“再忍一下下,別崩潰在我身上。” Finally Big Cock thrusted through the crowd, carrying his massive package. Durex eagerly received his load, and finally a spent Big Cock could flop down limply and recover. “Don’t fall asleep yet, I need to try the beer,” said Durex, setting up the keg. “I’m sure you have a few pumps left in you.” Big Cock obliged: there was a time when such demands would have chafed him, but being together with Durex made him much less sensitive. “My, it’s so frothy,” said Durex. “Yes, this pour of beer has an unusually large head,” said Big Cock, “Shall I pour another?” “Oh no, I couldn’t take any more or I’d burst,” said Durex. 總算,大雞雞拎著他的那一大包,衝破了人群。 杜蕾斯急吼吼的幫他卸下負載,終於,精疲力竭的大雞雞可以無力地倒下然後恢復。 “先鼻要睡~~人家還要嚐嚐看啤酒。”杜蕾斯邊說邊把啤酒桶放好。 “我相信我還可以在你那套出點東西。” 大雞雞屈服了:要是是以前的話,這樣的要求會讓他擦槍走火,但和杜蕾斯在一起後讓他不再那麼敏感。 “喔買尬,怎麼這麼多泡泡啊~~”杜蕾斯說。 “嘿啊,這杯啤酒噴出的勁不尋常的大。”大雞雞說道,“要不要我再弄一杯?” “哦,不,人家不行了啦~~不然會壞掉,”杜蕾斯說。 “Stop, stop!” shouted Mexican Handjob to the narrator, “I protest these obvious and clich?d sex puns.” Well, what would you prefer I write? “Talk about how the run will end on the beach, so hashers can enjoy a nice swim before down-downs.” “It’ll be very sunny,” said Durex, “so everyone should bring protection.” “Stop it!” said Mexican Handjob. “Shade would be nice,” inserted Big Cock, “so I’ll erect a big tent.” “Sacre bleu!” ejaculated Mexican Handjob. “雅咩爹,雅咩爹!” 墨西哥手工活對著旁白喊道,“我要抗議這些非常明顯又陳詞濫調的色色雙關。” 好唄,那你希望我寫些什麼? “說跑步的終點會是在海灘上啊~這樣大家就可以在噹噹之前開心的泡泡水啦~” “太陽會很大,”杜蕾斯說,“所以大家都要確實的做防護~~” “私大普!” 墨西哥手工活說。 “有遮蔭的地方就好了,”大雞雞插嘴,“那我就來搭個大~~帳篷吧。” “齁哩穴!” 墨西哥手工活大喊。 ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Big Cock / 大雞雞 Cohare 副兔: Durex / 杜蕾斯 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A Long: 8 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m Short: 5 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, July 16, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Waiao Station 外澳車站 https://goo.gl/maps/zwaPAfppM4jKJmQ99 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** Take the local train to Waiao Station. 火車搭乘區間車至外澳車站。 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men $250 Women $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 紅螃蟹海鮮餐廳 宜蘭縣頭城鎮濱海路二段329號 https://goo.gl/maps/MP4jqtqdUse2hyT79

When & Where

July 16, 2023 (2:00 pm) – July 16, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Waiao Station外澳車站https://goo.gl/maps/zwaPAfppM4jKJmQ99