#2513 - The Metro Sharknado Run / 咩糗風飛鯊亂


While the US Congress was hearing reports about alien visitors, the skies over Pingxi had their own Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon: a giant hot air balloon shaped like two cherries. Inside the basket were two Metro Hash legends, Flasher and Cherry Popper, surveying the scenery and arguing amongst themselves. 當美國國會正在做有關外星訪客的聽證會的時候,我們台灣平溪上空出現了個不明空中現象:一個形狀像兩粒櫻桃的巨大熱氣球,乘載了兩名咩糗的傳奇人物 閃光(Flasher) 和破處者 (Cherry Popper),他倆一邊巡視著風景一邊爭論。 “This was a terrible idea,” complained Cherry Popper. “Stop whining! This way we can simultaneously recce the run and advertise the Hash,” replied Flasher. “Plus, we have to outclass those Taiwan Hashers somehow. I mean, did you see the photos from last week’s trail? Dammit, we have to follow THAT!?” “At least put some clothes on,” begged Cherry Popper. “Never!” said Flasher, the wind in his cherries. “Plus, if you didn’t like my idea, why did you volunteer your hot air balloon?” “We can’t use your hot air balloon, Flasher,” answered Cherry Popper, “it’s hairy and off-putting and scares off the virgins. And the basket dangles too low when it’s humid out.” “這個主意真的很糟糕也,”破處者抱怨著。 “不要在那邊雞雞歪歪了!這樣我們可以一邊探路一邊幫Hash打廣告,”閃光回答。 “而且!! 我們一定要用某種方法來超越TwH3。我跟你說,你是沒看到上星期的亂的照片膩?! 他奶奶的!! 我們被排在那個亂之後!!!! ” “啊…題外話,你可以至少穿點衣服嗎,”破處者拜託。 “才不要!” 閃光說,風吹拂過他的蛋蛋。 “啊如果你不喜歡我的主意,你幹嘛要自願提供你的熱氣球呢?” “我們絕對不能用你的,閃光… ”破處者回答,“它毛茸茸的又不討喜,處女們都會被嚇跑。而且潮濕的時候籃子會垂下來。” Suddenly, a runaway sky lantern collided with the cherry balloon, causing it to burst with a loud pop. “We really should have seen that coming,” said Cherry Popper. The balloon plummeted into an exotic seafood restaurant, with Flasher landing in the sharktank. “Ow! A shark bit me and broke my toe and now I can’t run,” whined Flasher. “No one will ever believe you,” said Cherry Popper. Flasher snorted: “They didn’t believe I could make a hot air balloon capable of sweating human sweat either, but who’s laughing now!” 突然,一個失控的天燈撞上了他們的櫻桃氣球,“啪”的一聲氣球爆炸了。 “我們早該預見這點,”破處者說。 氣球墜落在一家充滿異國情調的海鮮餐廳,閃光掉進鯊魚池中。 “ 哎喲!我被鯊魚咬了,他咬斷了我的腳趾,我現在跑不了了啦!!!”閃光哀嚎。 “沒人會相信你的啦,”破處者說。 閃光哼了一聲“ 哼. 他們也不相信我能製造出能夠讓人類出汗的熱氣球,但現在是誰在看誰笑話呢!” ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Flasher / 閃光 Cohare 副兔: Cherry Popper / 破處者 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A Long: TBD km + Elevation: TBD m / 爬升: TBD m Short: TBD km + Elevation: TBD m / 爬升: TBD m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, August 6, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Lingjiao Station 嶺腳車站 https://goo.gl/maps/tQURYrMawkcWhYii8 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** – Take the Pingxi line train to Lingjiao Station. 搭平溪線火車到嶺腳站 – Take bus 795 from Muzha MRT Station to Lingjiao Station. 從木柵捷運站搭795公車到嶺腳站 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men $250 Women $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 嶺腳小吃 https://goo.gl/maps/KGSNpBiEptr9JNfZ8

When & Where

August 6, 2023 (2:00 pm) – August 6, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Lingjiao Station 嶺腳車站 https://goo.gl/maps/tQURYrMawkcWhYii8