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Some mysteries defy answers. What happens when an unstoppable spear hits an unbreakable shield? Who wins when a hound that never misses hunts a hare that can never be caught? If a hasher yells “R U?” in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, are they still checking? This August, the joint efforts of the greatest philosophical minds of Taiwan Hash and New Taipei Hash will settle the first paradox once and for all, as an irresistible force meets an immovable object: Unleashed Bitch vs. The Leash. 有些無解的謎團: 當無法阻擋的矛刺中堅不可摧的盾時會發生什麼？ 當一隻從不失手的獵犬去追捕一隻永遠逮不到的野兔時，又是誰會贏？如果一個hasher在森林裡大喊”啊~~優 ?” 但是周遭卻沒有半個人聽見，還有人真的在找路嗎？今年八月，TwH3和NTH3將集合他們最了不起的哲學大腦，來一勞永逸的共同努力解決第一個悖論，當無法抵抗的力量遇到固若金湯的物體：綁不住的賤人(Unleashed Bitch)對決虎媽(The Leash)。 Unfortunately, and like so many wise thinkers before them, the hashers got too drunk and screwed up their plans, and now the two elemental beings are working together instead of against each other. Excited to be co-haring the annual Joint Run, Unleashed Bitch and The Leash will sprint alongside one another, neither leading nor following, leaving behind the flour markings that represents the illusion of free will. The constructive interference from their synergy threatens to collapse the space-time continuum, or at least make it really difficult for the hares to be caught this time. 很不幸的是… 就像那些被破功的前聰明思想家們，他們沒考慮到，hasher們總是喝得太醉，他們的計劃整個砸鍋，而現在這兩個矛盾元素正在合作而不是相互對抗。綁不住的賤人和虎媽很高興能共同為一年一度的聯合亂做兔子，他們將並肩衝刺，誰也不跑在誰前面或是後面，只撒下代表自由意志幻覺的麵粉標記。 他們的協作所產生的建設性干擾可能會破壞時空的連續性，簡單來說，就是這次的兔仔子真的很難會被抓住啦。 The hares say that this run will be easy and low elevation, and also that all hares are liars. Down-downs will be held in Plato’s cave, starting once Achilles catches up to Zeno’s tortoise. As per tradition, the experiment will be held the day after the Formosa Hash Bikini Run, which is also when Taiwan Hash GM Mexican Hand-Job will be answering another age-old question: what is the sound of one hand fapping? 兔仔子們說這次跑步很容易啦，也幾乎沒甚麼爬升，啊大家也都知道”兔子的嘴，騙人的鬼”。 噹噹將在阿基里斯一追上烏龜之後，在柏拉圖的地穴中舉行。 按照慣例，聯合亂將在 FH3比基尼亂後的第二天進行，到時TwH3的會長: 墨西哥手工活將會回答另一個古老的大哉問—隻手之聲到底是啥聲？ ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Unleashed Bitch / 綁不住的賤人 Cohare 副兔: The Leash / 虎媽 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線：A to A 6.5 km + Elevation: 150 m / 爬升: 150 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, August 13, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Qianshuiwan 淺水灣 https://goo.gl/maps/AgKWSbSQVE5FhuQM8 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** 1. Public Transportation Take the bus #860/#862/#863 from MRT Station Danshui and get off at Bus Station “Beishi River Entrance” 從淡水捷運站搭公車860/862/863到”北勢溪口”站下車 2. Ubiking Ubike 2.0 is available at Qianshuiwan Park 淺水灣公園有Ubike 2.0站 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** $200 RUN ONLY (Adult all gender) 純跑步(成人均一價) + $500 BASH ONLY 純晚餐 (Green wristband 綠手環) OR +$700 BASH+BUS to Taipei 晚餐+回程巴士 (Orange wristband 橘手環) ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 60年代脆皮雞白斬雞 https://goo.gl/maps/AgKWSbSQVE5FhuQM8

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August 13, 2023 (2:00 pm) – August 13, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Qianshuiwan 淺水灣 https://goo.gl/maps/AgKWSbSQVE5FhuQM8