#2516 - The Lost Art of Checking (Part II) / 失落的check藝術亂(趴兔)


Checking is far more complex than it seems. Will the next marking be 100m of running away, or 100m in a straight line? Do beer stops count as checks? What are these “titty checks” and “package checks” those sketchy visiting hashers fondly speak of? Mijo Slut and his slut, Mijo’s Slut, have been sluttily mijoing a trail back at the scene of our 2500th run, with the goal of reminding Taiwan Hash what the true purpose of checks is: fucking with the Front Running Bastards, because here we have no tolerance for race-ism. “Checking”這件事其實遠比我們想像中的還複雜,下一個麵粉記號到底是在方圓100公尺內,還是直線距離100公尺裡? 啤酒中繼站也可以算是一個check嗎? 那些粗粗魯魯從外地來訪的hashers很愛說的”咪咪檢查”跟”袋袋檢查”又是三小? 米酒蕩婦( Mijo Slut )和他真的蕩婦,米酒的蕩婦( Mijo’s Slut ) 一直在我們第2500次亂的現場壞壞放蕩,以此想要來提醒TwH3 checking真正的目的 — 就是要阻止那些他媽的跑太快太前面的混蛋,因為這裡是不容許有競賽主義的存在!! This live-hared trail promises to use checks, not terrain, as the source of challenge. Mostly runnable trails with nothing steep and little road. With proper checking, the pack of hounds will not be as widely spaced out, and so being fastest doesn’t guarantee you will finish first. Mijo Slut has even convinced Just Gay to be cohare, which means the rest of us now have even more of a chance at coming in first! [“Wasn’t my name changed to ‘Just Not Gay?'” asked Just Gay as heterosexually as possible. “Not since your performance at the beach down-downs two weeks ago,” said the narrator. “Stupid party bus,” gayed Just Gay gaily.] 這條絕對現撒的路線承諾會巧妙的使用check而不是地形來當作挑戰的重點。大部分都是可以跑的路徑,不會有甚麼陡峭困難的地方,而且路也不大。通過適時適量的check,獵犬們之前的距離不會分的太開,所以就算你跑得最快也不見得保證你會是第一個達到終點。米酒蕩婦甚至說服了就是Gay(Just Gay)一起當兔子,這就表示我們其他人有更多的機會會是第一名!! [“嘿!!我的名字不是改成了’才不是Gay’嗎?”就是Gay盡可能的用很異性戀的方式問道。”ㄟ…自從你上兩個星期海灘上的表演以來,就又改回來了”旁白提醒他。”壞死了的傻氣趴替巴士~~”就是Gay基情滿滿的大喊。] ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Mijo Slut / 米酒蕩婦 Cohare 副兔: Just Gay / 就是Gay ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A 8 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m Runners 70 mins. + – checks. Walkers 120 mins. ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, August 27, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Shimen farmhouse 石門農場 https://goo.gl/maps/9m6WsEpm89jsUKCHA ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** This is a bus run! Please confirm your presence by contacting TwH3 representative at : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com 這次是巴士亂!請跟TwH3的幹部確認你是否有巴士座位 : taiwanhashhouseharriers@gmail.com For drivers, there is only parking for a couple of cars at the restaurant car park. There is more space 100m before the restaurant next to a bridge. 開車者請注意,餐廳前只有少少的停車位。100公尺外的橋旁有比較多的車位。 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men / 男人: $250 Women / 女人: $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 阿玉姐田園小吃 https://goo.gl/maps/AgePjaKRrTMjh8476

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August 27, 2023 (2:00 pm) – August 27, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Shimen farmhouse 石門農場 https://goo.gl/maps/9m6WsEpm89jsUKCHA