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On a lovely spring day, Venus Breakdown was waiting for Sucks outside the Wanfang Hospital. “Fuck you!” said Sucks cheerfully. “Good morning to you too,” said Venus Breakdown, “is it true that you will be haring for Taiwan Hash this May?” “Fuck you!” confirmed Sucks. “Great,” said Venus Breakdown. “Can I co-hare? It’s my only excuse to run with them.” “Fuck you!” affirmed Sucks, with a smile. 在一個明媚的春日， 起笑的維納斯(Venus Breakdown)在萬芳醫院外面等著我就爛(Sucks)。”去你的!!” 我就爛興高采烈地說，”你也早安啊” 起笑的維納斯說，”你今年5月又要幫TwH3當兔子嗎?” ，”草尼馬!”我就爛確認。”太棒囉~”起笑的維納斯說，”那我可以當副兔子嗎?這是我跟他們一起跑步的唯一藉口。””X你的!” 我就爛帶著微笑肯定的回應。 “Weren’t you supposed to be part of New Taipei Hash?” said Venus. “Fuck you!” said Sucks guiltily. “Oh, really? Why did they kick you out?” asked Venus. “Fuck you!” said Sucks, sadly. “Inappropriate language near the children? I cannot understand, you’re so kind and eloquent,” said Venus. “But don’t worry, you’ll feel right at home with Taiwan Hash.” “Fuck you!” said Sucks, gratefully. ”你不是應該是新北hash的一員嗎?” 維納斯問。”法克油!” 我就爛歉疚的說…”喔…降啊?他們為什麼把你踢出來?”維納斯再問。”去你的!” 我就爛傷心地說。”因為都在小朋友旁邊說髒髒色色的話?我不懂捏，你是這麼的善良又能言善道”維納斯繼續說”不過不用擔心啦~TwH3永遠都會把你當成大家族的一份子。””草尼馬!” 我就爛感激的說。 “What are you doing at the hospital anyway,” asked Venus, “recce-ing a new run?” “Fuck you!” said Sucks enthusiastically. “Slow down, I can’t understand you when you talk fast,” said Venus. “Fuck… you!” repeated Sucks, slowly. “Damage to the speech center of the brain? There must be some mistake,” replied Venus. “What can be done?” “Fuck you!” beamed Sucks. “Beer, wine, and kilometers of gorgeous trail?” said Venus. “I think we both know where to find that!” “啊你到底去醫院幹甚麼?”維納斯問”找新的路線?””X你的!”我就爛熱情的回應。”慢點，你說話太快的話我聽不懂”維納斯說。”法…克…油!” 我就爛慢慢地重複了一次。”腦部語言中樞受損？一定是哪裡弄錯了吧?”維納斯回答道。”可以做甚麼來治療嗎?””去你的!”我就爛笑著說。”啤酒，葡萄酒跟幾公里的漂亮路徑?” 維納斯說”我想我們都知道在哪裡可以找到那些~~” ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Sucks/我就爛 Cohare 副兔: Venus Breakdown/起笑的維納斯 *****WHAT? / 蝦咪****** A:A run / 路線：A to A 7,5 km + Elevation: 300 m / 爬升: 300 m ******WHEN / 啥時****** Date: Sunday, May 21, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ******WHERE / 哪兒****** Xinglong Park 興隆公園 https://goo.gl/maps/LPydziq8yCmaa3hS7 *****HOW? / 怎去****** Take the MRT to Wanfang Hospital (BR04) or take the bus and get off at Xingde Elementary School. Walk a 100 m to the run start. 捷運萬芳醫院站或是公車興德國小站下車, 走路100米 ******PRICE****** Men $250 Women $200 ******BASH / 晚餐****** 新味珍復古熱炒 https://goo.gl/maps/D8cb46GB5pmf7MJp7

When & Where

May 21, 2023 (2:00 pm) – May 21, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Xinglong Park 興隆公園 https://goo.gl/maps/LPydziq8yCmaa3hS7