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Sitting at their kitchen perch, iRobot casually scanned the news looking for job openings as a Roombah, while Sexy Chicken Eight prepared their breakfast: hard-boiled eggs from an unfortunately less sexy chicken. “Dearest,” he said, “do you remember when we first met?” “Affirmative, number 8,” said iRobot, “it was the last time we hared for TwH3, 476 days 20 hours 45 minutes ago. I immediately knew that you were the ‘Cock of the Walk.’ Ha. Ha. Ha. End humor subroutine.” 喝醉爬地大法屍(iRobot) 坐在他們廚房的一角，漫不經心地划手機看新聞，看看哪裡有掃地機器人的空缺可以讓她去爬地，而性感的雞八(Sexy Chicken Eight) 準備著早餐：全熟的水煮蛋—很不幸的來自一隻沒那麼性感的雞。”哈妮”他說，“你還記得我們第一次見面的時候嗎~ ” “東聯，8號”喝醉爬地大法屍說，“就是我們最後一次幫TwH3當兔子那時，也就是476 天 20 小時 45 分鐘前。我一眼就看得出你是 ‘稱霸的大雞雞 ‘。 哈。哈。哈。關閉幽默副功能。” “Well, we are hashing together again this June,” cooed Sexy Chicken Eight, “so I was thinking we should try something new to spice up our relationship.” “Understood,” said iRobot, “I will get the handcuffs and cloacal plugs.” “Um, no, I have a different idea,” said Sexy Chicken Eight. “Why don’t we invite some other groups to join our run?” “You mean the TNT hash?” “Oh, no no no. Nooooo. Gods no. No.” “Then who?” “那個，今年六月我們又要再一次做路了，”性感的雞八咕噥著說，“所以…我想我們應該來試試一些新東西，來為我們關係加些火花~” “好喔，”喝醉爬地大法屍說，“那我來去拿手銬和泄殖腔塞~~” “修但幾勒，不是，我有別的想法啦，”性感的雞八說。 “我想說我們或許可以邀請別的團體一起來加入我們的亂？” “啊你是說 TNT?” “厄，不!! 不!! 不!! 才不不~~不~~不!!!!!天殺的不是!!!!”“那你說誰啦？” “There is a Gaelic football team sponsored by Redpoint, the Celts. Why don’t we bring them in?” asked Sexy Chicken Eight. “Query: you would like to see me get chased around the forest by a large group of athletic, aggressive alcoholics who sweat pure whiskey and are mostly frustrated both sexually and from having to constantly explain to people what their sport is? And also the Celts? End query.” “Yes. Also, the co-founder of Redpoint will be there and he’s our sponsor, and money’s been tight lately, so…” “Oh. Then I approve, number 8,” said iRobot. “I will get the leprechaun costumes and cloacal plugs. “我在想為什麼不引進一支由紅點贊助的蓋爾式足球隊，凱爾特人隊，讓他們跟我們一起跑? ” 性感的雞八問。 “發問：你想看到我在森林裡被一大群，好鬥的運動酗酒大肌肌追著跑? 那些人連流出來的汗都是純威士忌，而且大多都不性福，然後也不是很開心得一直一直要向人們解釋他們的運動是什麼？還有啥是凱爾特人 ?結束發問程序。 “西低。還有啊~ 紅點的聯合創始人也會來，他可是我們的蜜糖爹地，而且最近手頭有點緊，所以……” “哦。那我同意，8 號，”喝醉爬地大法屍說。 “我帶著愛爾蘭小矮妖的扮裝和泄殖腔塞~” ****** WHO ? / 誰 ? ****** Hare 主兔: Sexy Chicken Eight / 性感的雞八 Cohare 副兔: iRobot / 喝醉爬地大法屍 ****** WHAT ? / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線：A to Long: 8.5 km + Elevation: 350 m / 爬升: 350 m Short: 6 km + Elevation: 250 m / 爬升: 250 m ****** WHEN ? / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, June 11, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE ? / 哪兒 ****** Fuxing Park 復興公園 https://goo.gl/maps/pnDCWbnWEFD6Y4e17 ****** HOW ? / 怎去 ****** Take the MRT to Jingan Station and follow the flour to the run start. 搭捷運到景安站，然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點 ****** PRICE ****** Men $250 Women $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 尚介青海鮮熱炒-南勢角 https://goo.gl/maps/F14KVhtXvUbSpAyL7

When & Where

June 11, 2023 (2:00 pm) – June 11, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Fuxing Park 復興公園 https://goo.gl/maps/pnDCWbnWEFD6Y4e17