#2506 - The Run Where We Pretend It's Someone's Birthday / 就假裝今天是某人生


In a hidden room in a secret karaoke bar in an undisclosed part of Taipei, there is a trick door that only opens if you sing “Happy Birthday” three times in a row. This leads to the covert telephone box, where, once you step inside, the floor opens up and drops you onto a rainbow-colored slide that whisks you off to the secret headquarters of Birthday Hash House Harriers, where the BH3 GM plans his Thursday runs and stores all the tools needed to throw the best birthday parties imaginable: balloons, funny hats, dildoes, cake ingredients, and a sprawling network of spy cameras and hacked social media platforms that lets him know what everyone in northern Taiwan *really* wishes for. 在台北某秘密卡拉 OK 吧的一個隱藏房間裡,有一扇只有連續詠唱三遍“生日快樂”才能打開的暗門。 他會再引導你到某個隱蔽的電話亭,一旦走進去,地板就會打開,讓你掉落在彩虹溜滑梯上,滑梯最終會把你帶到生日hash的秘密總部,BH3 的會長在那兒計劃他的週四亂,而且儲存了舉辦最棒的生日派對所需的所有工具:氣球、搞笑的帽子、假雞雞、蛋糕材料,還有龐大的間諜相機網絡和他駭進的社交媒體平台,讓他知道北台灣的每個人真正的渴望是啥。 Super Teddy had taken this route before, on his regular deliveries of stuffed bears and bear costumes, but today he had less furry business. “Are you ready for next week’s Taiwan Hash?” he asked BH3 GM, who was at that moment adding some sprinkles to a confetti pipe bomb. “Taiwan Hash… GM: Mexican Hand Job. Yes, his birthday stuff’s over there,” said BH3 GM, gesturing towards ceiling-high stacks of boxes labeled “women’s feet pics.” 超級泰迪也都是用這條路線,來定期運送熊寶寶娃娃和熊的道具服,但今天他不是來這做毛茸茸生意。 “阿你準備好下禮拜的 TwH3了嗎?” 他問著正在往五彩紙屑管炸彈上撒些糖屑的BH3會長。 “TwH3……嗯… 會長:墨西哥手工活。有的~他的生日禮物在那邊,”BH3 會長說,指著疊到天花板高的一箱箱標有“女性腳部照片”的盒子。 “Um, no, were supposed to be haring the next run,” reminded Super Teddy, “did you forget?” BH3 GM panicked. “N-no! Not at all! Our trail will start at…” he looked around nervously, past the mountains of tiger and leopard stuffed animals, until his eyes landed on a pile of Shrek-themed paper plates. “Yongchunpi Wetland Park! Nobody has hashed there in a while, right?” he guessed. “You need to get out more,” said Super Teddy. “欸…不是啦!! 我是在說我們要去幫他們當兔子捏,”超級泰迪提醒道,“你忘記了吼?” BH3 會長大恐慌 “誰—誰忘記了?! 你才忘記了勒!我們的亂會從……開始。”他緊張地看著四周,眼神越過成堆的老虎啦豹啦的娃娃,直到他的目光落在一堆史瑞克的紙盤上。 “永春埤濕地公園!很久沒有人從那邊做路了吧?” 他亂猜。 “你…真的需要多出去走走,”超級泰迪說。 ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: BH3 GM / BH3會長 Cohare 副兔: Super Teddy / 超級泰迪 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A Long: 8 km + Elevation: 500 m / 爬升: 500 m Short: TBD ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, June 18, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Yongchunpi Wetland Park 永春陂生態濕地公園 https://goo.gl/maps/Q66ignoXLoVrV1PX8 ****** HOW / 怎去 ****** Take the MRT to Yongchun Station Exit 3 and follow the flour to the run start. 搭捷運到永春站3號出口,然後跟著麵粉走到起跑點 ****** PRICE / 價格 ****** Men $250 Women $200 ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 喝霸熱炒海鮮宴席餐廳 https://goo.gl/maps/W2MdBMBts5CUaQpW6

When & Where

June 18, 2023 (2:00 pm) – June 18, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Yongchunpi Wetland Park 永春陂生態濕地公園 https://goo.gl/maps/Q66ignoXLoVrV1PX8