#2509 - The Hijo de Puta Run / ㄇㄉㄈㄎ亂


Seven years ago, in one of those other Mexican countries: Life was good for 2nd Man In. After the success of his rum distillery “Dos Motherfuckers,” he pivoted to politics and was “elected” his country’s Generalissimo Maximo for life. One day, he was at his seaside villa, smoking a North Korean cigar and watching his private football team, The Motherfuckers, take on the Uruguayan National Team, whom he also owned. Just then, Taiwanese Ambassador Lick a Slower Spick rushed in with the bad news. 七年前,在某個墨西哥國家,第二名的辣個男人(2nd Man In) 過著美好的生活。 在他的朗姆酒釀酒廠“兩個ㄇㄉㄈㄎ” 大成功之後,他轉向投身政治並”被選舉”為他國家的終身大元帥。 有一天,他正在他的海邊別墅抽著北韓雪茄,看著他的私人足球隊 “ㄇㄉㄈㄎ” 對陣烏拉圭國家隊(其實也歸他所有)。 就在此時,台灣大使舔個比較慢的拉美(Lick a Slower Spick)衝進來,帶來了個壞消息。 “The people are at the gates! It’s a revolution!” she warned. “Those motherfuckers,” said 2nd Man In, “what is their problem?” “The election. They said you came in 2nd.” “Of course I… oh. But didn’t I get 120% of the votes,” he asked? “Si,” she replied, “but the opposition leader got 150%.” “Those motherfuckers,” complained 2nd Man In. “I have no choice. I must go into exile. Will you come with me?” “民眾都衝到門口了!這是一場革命!” 她警告說。 “這些ㄇㄉㄈㄎ,”第二名的辣個男人說道,“啊他們有什麼問題逆?” “選舉。他們說你其實是第二名。” “當然我…哦… 但是!! 我不是得到了120%的選票嗎?”他問? “是啊,”她回答,“可是人家反對黨領袖得票數是 150%。” “那些ㄇㄉㄈㄎ…”第二名的那個男人抱怨道。 “好吧,我別無選擇。我得要流亡。你願意跟我一起走嗎?” “Yes, mi amor. Let us go to Taiwan,” suggested Lick a Slower Spick, “I know a great spot in Houtong. It’s full of pussies. Pussies everywhere!” 2nd Man In smiled excitedly, not realizing she was talking about cats. “What are we waiting for? Quick! To Motherfucker International Airport!” “當然,我親愛的。咱們來去台灣吧~”舔個比較慢的拉美建議,“我知道猴硐有一個好地方。那裡到處都是毛茸茸的小喵咪。到處都是小貓咪!” 第二名的辣個男人興奮地笑了,沒有意識到她在講的是真的貓。 “那還等在什麼?快!去他媽的國際機場!” Now, seven years later, these hash royals would like to celebrate their anniversary together with a special hash run, starting and ending at a river for swimming, and with a special gift for all those who attend! Who knows? Get the former Generalissimo drunk enough, and maybe he’ll start talking about, “back when I was GM.” 七年後的現在,這兩個hash名流希望辦一場特別的亂來慶祝他們的周年紀念日,起跑點和終點都可以泡在冰涼涼的河裡,然後他們還準備了一份特別的禮物給所有來共襄盛舉的人! 誰知道勒? 灌醉前大元帥後,也許他會開始高談闊論“我當會長的時候~~巴拉巴拉”。 ****** WHO / 誰 ****** Hare 主兔: Lick a Slower Spick / 舔個比較慢的拉美 Cohare 副兔: 2nd Man In / 第二名的那辣個男人 ****** WHAT / 蝦咪 ****** A:A run / 路線:A to A Long: 10 km + Elevation: 700 m / 爬升: 700 m Short: 7 km + Elevation: 400 m / 爬升: 400 m ****** WHEN / 啥時 ****** Date: Sunday, July 9, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 ****** WHERE / 哪兒 ****** Houtong Coal Mine Ecological Park 猴硐貓村 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HD3Gc6K5rCNZiUiB7?g_st=ic ****** BASH / 晚餐 ****** 瑞三福利餐廳 https://maps.app.goo.gl/JQebhpshgftTH4pM6?g_st=ic

When & Where

July 9, 2023 (2:00 pm) – July 9, 2023 (12:00 pm)

Houtong Coal Mine Ecological Park 猴硐貓村 https://maps.app.goo.gl/HD3Gc6K5rCNZiUiB7?g_st=ic