#2491 - BoiToy Story 成人玩具總動員


TwH3 Harelog, March 5, 2023. Buzz Litebeer (played by Mexican Handjob) has identified a new lightspeed route called “Ankeng Light Rail Transit.” He’s enlisted the help of Woody (played by Dopplebanger), his most upstanding member, to tame this new region and bring it to Taiwan Hash. 2023 年 3 月 5 日,台灣哈希野兔日誌: 巴濕光黏(由Mexican Handjob/墨西哥手活飾演)確認出了一條名為”安坑輕軌”的新光速路線。他得到了他最傑出的成員乳迪(Dopplebanger/只騎德國人飾)助攻,馴服了這個新地區並將其呈現給TwH3。 Primary scans indicate hostiles in the area – vicious hounds with a hankering for hares. Buzz speculates that this activity stems from a critical lack of Taiwan beer. Therefore, his first mission involves developing a clever route through the surrounding trail system. Once tired, these harriers should be unable to avoid Woody’s golden beer shower. We assume hound spirits will improve once properly hydrated. 經過初步掃描,發現該地區有不友善份子--渴望野兔的惡毒獵犬的存在。巴濕推測他們的行為是因為嚴重缺乏台灣啤酒。因此,他的第一個任務就是在周遭的步道中開發出一條絕妙的路徑。一旦跑累了,這些惡毒獵犬就會無法避免接收到乳迪的黃金啤酒雨。我們假設惡犬們一但有了適當的補水就會有所改善。 What will happen if the duo is captured prematurely, you ask? Well, dear reader, that would be the start of a whole new BoiToy Story. 你想知道,如果這對好搭檔太早被抓到會發生甚麼事? 嗯,親愛的讀者,那就將會是一個全新的成人玩具總動員故事的開始~ That’s right, Sunday’s run is hared by TwH3’s very own GM and CFO! Ankeng LRT is so new that the operators don’t even know how to charge you yet, so this section of travel will be easy on your EasyCard. The route crosses through a rarely hashed region and includes everything a growing hasher needs: lotsa trail, a few rope sections, and plenty of beer at down-downs. 謀母丟,這周的亂將由我們TwH3偉大的會長和首席錢嫂為大家做路!! 安坑輕軌新到連營運商都還不知道該怎麼收費,所以請大家帶好你的悠遊卡。這條路線將穿過一個還很少很少被跑過的區域,但是已包含我們所需要的一切: 很多很多的野徑、一些繩攀部分跟噹噹的一堆啤酒~~ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Mexican Handjob(墨西哥手活) Cohare 副兔: Dopplebanger (只騎德國人) ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:A run / 路線:A to A 7.5 km + Elevation: 425 m / 爬升: 425 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, March 5, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:30 兔子兩點半起跑 !! 兔子兩點半起跑 !! 兔子兩點半起跑 !! *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Zhongyang Park 中央公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vcNizCNF6PDjSYfE6 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the circle line to Shisizhang MRT station. Then, transfer to the LRT and go to Rose China Town station. Walk from there. If returning after 6 pm, you’ll need to go to the nearby Toucheng 1 bus stop and find your way back home. 搭環狀線到捷運十四張站,換搭輕軌,到玫瑰中國城站下車,從那邊走到起點 結束在6點後的話,就要走到附近的土城巴士站找到你的車子回家 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 蓉渝川菜 02 2215 1872 https://maps.app.goo.gl/kHWMA7dr4mbzt4DD7?g_st=ic

When & Where

March 5, 2023 (2:00 pm) – March 5, 2023 (6:00 pm)

Zhongyang Park 中央公園 https://maps.app.goo.gl/vcNizCNF6PDjSYfE6