#2490 - Fuckin' Cracker, No Bullshit Run 他媽的讚,沒跟你唬爛亂

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“I think the whole thing is gonna be a fuckin cracker!” – Shitty Shrinkage “Almost completely trails… no bullshit… this is the real deal.” – Shitty Shrinkage “It’s also short and fast, just like me.” – Also Shitty Shrinkage “我跟你說,我做的這條路絕對他媽的讚!!” -狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)說。 “幾乎整條都是越野路徑,沒跟你唬爛,真的貨真價實!” 狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)再說. “然後啊就跟我本人一樣,是個短槍快俠~~”也是狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)繼續說。 The reviews for next Sunday’s trail are in, and it’s looking to be a complete banger! Never mind that the reviews are from the hares themselves… 劇透這星期天的亂,真心不騙,絕對超讚,可以角逐今年最佳的亂!! 啊大家絕對不用擔心,因為劇透是來自本周那兩隻兔仔子,你永遠可以相信兔子的,對吧? What we do know is that Shitty Shrinkage and Mr. Sausage have spent the last few weeks carving out virgin trail around Nangang for your hashing pleasure. Their route is the best kind of A-B, with much more downhill than up. So, unlike last week (those graveyard stairs were endlessssss), there’s no excuse to be late for beer! 路線組真的知道的是,狗屎縮陽(Shitty Shrinkage)和香腸先生(Mr. Sausage)在過去的這幾個禮拜,確實很認真地為了讓大家有跑hash的快感,一直在南港附近開闢新的處女路徑。他們這周為你們呈現了最讚的A to B 路線,而且下坡絕對比上坡多很多~~ 所以,不像上個星期(那些該死的無窮無盡的墓仔埔樓梯),你再也沒有藉口說太晚回來喝不到啤酒!! Again, this is an A-B run. Get there on time to throw your dongxis on the beer truck! 這星期是A to B,這星期是A to B,這星期是A to B(很重要講三次)!! 準時到達起跑點才能丟包在啤酒車!!! ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Shitty Shrinkage(狗屎縮陽) Cohare 副兔: Mr. Sausage (香腸先生) ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線:A to B >8 km + Elevation: >200 m / 爬升: >200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, February 26, 2023 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* A: Nanshen Rd. No. 80 A: 南深路 80號 https://goo.gl/maps/YmcogzBaNGsKjim79 B: Hu Shih Park B: 胡適公園 https://goo.gl/maps/H1dFDzXeDeJfiGH96 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Point A: Take bus 679 to the run start. The bus runs near MRT stations for Nangang, Nangang Exhibition Center, Taipei Zoo, and Muzha. Point B: The trail ends 20 minutes’ walk from Nangang Exhibition Center MRT. A點: 可從捷運南港站,南展館站,動物園站或是木柵站搭679巴士到達 B點: 離捷運南港展覽館站走路約20分鐘 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* 阿春鵝肉 02 2788 1362 https://maps.app.goo.gl/KCy5ZXsvg4w114jp8

When & Where

February 26, 2023 (2:00 pm) – February 26, 2023 (6:00 pm)

A: Nanshen Rd. No. 80 A: 南深路 80號 https://goo.gl/maps/YmcogzBaNGsKjim79 B: Hu Shih Park B: 胡適公園 https://goo.gl/maps/H1dFDzXeDeJfiGH96