#2481- The Xmas Run


On a rainy winter day, Vulture and Hunting Cunt were discussing ways to make the holiday season extra special for all the good harriers and harriets of Taiwan Hash. “Ah! How about some tasty carrion?” Vulture queried. “No, I brought expired chocolate cake last year- it didn’t go over as well as I expected,” Hunting Cunt explained. “We should probably stay away from gross shit.” 在個陰雨綿綿冷颼颼的冬日,Vulture(禿鷹)和Hunting Cunt討論著如何讓今年都有乖乖的獵犬們(不論公母),有個超級特別的節日~ “嘿!給他們來點可口的ㄆㄨㄣ如何?” Vulture 問。 “ㄟ,先不要,我去年準備了過期的巧克力蛋糕--啊下場大家應該還記憶猶新…” Hunting Cunt 說。”我們可能應該盡可能的遠離這些狗屁倒灶。 Then, in a flash of inspiration, Vulture realized the greatest gift a hasher could receive is the gift of finding oneself. Thus, the 2023 Xmas Run was born with the goal of getting everyone thoroughly lost. The route crosses through alleys and trails and is guaranteed to be a banger considering Vulture’s reputation as an OG China Hash GM. 然後,Vulture突然迴光返照,啊不是,靈機一動,想到要給這些狗仔子最好的禮物,就是讓他們自己去找到那個”禮物”。因此,讓大家徹徹底底的迷路,就是2023聖誕亂的宗旨。 這條路線將穿過小巷和小徑,Vulture他為了他元老級CH3 會長的聲譽,保證大家聖誕亂絕對老派絕對好玩~ This A-B run starts at Yuanshan MRT and ends at a mystery bash point in Taipei City. Arrive on time to load your gear in the beer truck, and bring your EasyCard to get home after. The hares have prepared a beer check for hashers needing an extra push to get lost. Finally, don’t forget to wear your finest Christmas attire- we wanna see some ugly sweaters and sexy Santas! 注意~這次的亂是A to B,將從捷運圓山站開始,然後結束在某個台北市內的神祕趴替場所。請務必準時到達起跑點,把你的東西交給啤酒大哥,然後帶上你的悠遊卡。 兔子們還很貼心的幫大家準備了Beer Check,好加速你們這些愛競賽的獵狗們去迷路。 最後~~記得穿上你最好的聖誕扮裝嘿~~大家都想看到傻呼呼的聖誕醜毛衣,還有辣翻天的性感聖誕男孩女孩兒~ ******WHO? / 誰?****** Hare 主兔: Vulture Cohare 副兔: Hunting Cunt ******WHAT? / 蝦咪******* A:B run / 路線:A to B 6.5 km + Elevation: 200 m / 爬升: 200 m *******WHEN / 啥時******* Date: Sunday, December 25, 2022 Time: Hares off at 14:00 兔子兩點起跑 *******WHERE / 哪兒******* Yuanshan Station (Exit 1) 捷運圓山站 (出口1) https://goo.gl/maps/2UX3ipi8m4D3oKK98 ******HOW? / 怎去******* Take the red line to Yuanshan Station. The bash is also near an MRT station. 搭紅(淡水)線到圓山站,bash也會在靠近某個捷運的某處 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *******BASH / 晚餐******* ???

When & Where

December 25, 2022 (2:00 pm) – December 25, 2022 (12:00 am)

Yuanshan Station (Exit 1)捷運圓山站 (出口1)https://goo.gl/maps/2UX3ipi8m4D3oKK98