#2479- The Erection Run 2022
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A year as the TwH3 GM takes its toll – on the mind, the liver and the gonads of anyone foolish enough to accept the huge irresponsibility and honor. The time has come for us to trade in our GM for a fresh one, and for 2nd Man In to be elevated to the honorary status of Hugh Hefner. He will relocate to the Playboy mansion and lurk in the background swigging cognac from his shoe as he watches the new GM and bunny girls take to the down down circle. 經過一年的洗禮, 我們的會長的心智、肝、甚至那些當初愚蠢到接下這個重大責任的使命感都摧殘殆盡, 是時候來顆新鮮的肝汰換掉他了, 讓叫我第二名(2nd Man In)晉升到休海夫納等級的榮譽會員, 他將移居到花花公子別墅, 邊看著新會長跟兔女郎互動邊啜飲著他鞋裡的干邑酒, 用絲質睡袍掩蓋興奮的小會長作為背景畫面。 Come and join us on Sunday December 11th to witness the almost certain erection and accession of Mexican Handjob. This is one last chance to ruffle his hair and pinch his cheeks before he continues in the footsteps of his Mexican forebearer and continues the great (and not so great) traditions of the hash! 12月11日(周日)來加入我們見證幾乎可以確定接任會長的墨西哥手工活(Mexican Handjob)的崛起, 這也是你各位隨意弄亂他頭髮、捏他臉頰的最後機會, 接下來登大人的他將隨著墨西哥先祖延續這個美好(也不那麼美好)的台灣健龍傳統了! Important note! 重要提醒 Due to the ongoing embezzlement of funds and the diamond encrusted playboy thong hanging in the GM’s closet, we will be offering 60 free bash places for the erection bash to anyone with 15+ runs. Any extra free spaces will be given away on the day to people with 5 or more runs this year.If you don’t get a free bash you can still come and pay on the day like normal. 污走一些跑跑資金加上典當一條會長衣櫃中的鑲鑽丁字褲後,我們有錢可以提供免費晚餐給60位15次跑次以上的兔友了!任何多出來的名額將提供給跑次5次以上的兔友們。如果你沒報名到免費名額, 仍然可以在當天繳費報名聚餐。 Hash Cash will be handing out special bracelets to the people who qualify for a free bash. To claim your free place, you have to pre-register here and COME TO THE RUN. Come and support the hash one last time and give the new GM some money to buy their own Playboy thong. 這些名額將提供給今年最多跑次的兔友, 跑路費組(Hash Cash)會提供特殊手環作為免費通關使用, 請提前在Google 表單報名並出席本次跑跑, 來支持台灣健龍最後101次, 也給新會長一點起家金好買條自己的兔女郎丁字褲。 N.B. To make sure we give the free places to the most deserving hashers and to help the knackered out and easily confused hash cash team, please pre-register for the bash by filling in the Google Form here: https://forms.gle/Cnaihgf97ZytqCda9 If the people with the free place don’t turn up, then we will give their free place to anyone who has run Taiwan Hash 5 or more times this year. 注意: 為確保免費名額實至名歸, 且支援收銀過於勞累而搞混的跑路費組(Hash Cash), 請使用以下Google表單提早報名: https://forms.gle/Cnaihgf97ZytqCda9 如果那些免費仔沒有出現, 將由其他跑次5次以上的報名者遞補 Hare: 2nd Man In Co-hare: Mexican Handjob *****What?***** 甚麼? A-A Run Distance: 6.5 km (walking 1 hour) Elevation: 0m *****When?***** 時間 Hares off at 2pm 兔子2點起跑 Bash starting at 6:00pm 晚餐6:00開吃 *****Where?***** 哪 Yuanhe Park 員和公園 No. 59, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City 新北市土城區中央路二段59號 Google Map Pin: Yuanhe Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/zp5q1anUTxRBXA2P6?g_st=ic *****Drivers*****開車朋友: There is a Parking Lot right at the run start 起跑點有停車場 ******HOW?******* MRT to Tucheng Station, there will be flour from Exit 3 to the run start. Walking time is about 10min There is also a YouBike station in the park. 搭乘捷運至土城站下車, 三號出口外跟著麵粉走到起跑點, 步行約十分鐘, 公園裡也有YouBike可租借。 *******PRICE******* Men $250 Women $200 *****Bash***** 晚餐: Seafood Restaurant 水上鮮美食樓 2F, No. 114, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City 新北市土城區中央路二段114號二樓 Google Map Pin: 水上鮮美食樓 02 2260 5066 https://maps.app.goo.gl/SdRdGoSKVt1165gdA?g_st=ic
When & Where
December 11, 2022 (2:00 pm) – December 11, 2022 (12:00 am)
Yuanhe Park 員和公園 No. 59, Section 2, Zhongyang Rd, Tucheng District, New Taipei City 新北市土城區中央路二段59號 Google Map Pin: Yuanhe Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/zp5q1anUTxRBXA2P6?g_st=ic